"Fat man, I think Zhixian is almost fine. You'd better show it to Xiuping. I think he's seriously ill." Xiao Chen joked while patting Wu Xiuping's back gently.
"I can't cure his disease." The fat man smiled.
"Then can you cure my disease?" Suddenly a high-pitched voice sounded from the door.
Everyone heard the sound and looked around, only to see that it was old eunuch Zhao Gongming standing at the door, grinning at everyone with a dusty face, followed by two little monsters, peeking into the room...
"Oh, you old man didn't even say hello when you came back!" Xiao Chen was overjoyed, and came over and pulled him away, "Who is that, hurry up and get some food and drinks, I want to help this old man clean up his dust, fat man, come and keep me company. Ling'er, you guys stay with Yuan Qiu Gehua, I won't follow you until you get drunk."
"It's up to you. We're all members of our family, so you don't have to be polite. Why is Miss Zhixian's leg so bad?" When the three of them went out, Li Yuanqiu came over and looked at Li Zhixian's thighs, pretending that he also knew medicine. .
"You can tell that the fat man took action himself. It must be very serious." Li Gehua also came over to show concern, "If it doesn't work, I have to take action."
"What the hell can you do? You can just talk." Li Yuanqiu said.
"What? A few licks from me are definitely better than a few presses from the fat man. Am I bragging to you guys?" Li Gehua is really not bragging, nor does he mean to be rude to Li Zhixian. His saliva can really heal trauma. Effect, haven’t you seen animals licking them with their tongues after being injured?
"You have such a big tongue, why can't you lick Miss Zhixian's fine pink skin? It's really not possible for me to do it." Li Yuanqiu said.
"You two, get away as far as you can! Whoever dares to stick out his tongue will have it cut off!" Wu Xiuping rushed over and covered Li Zhixian's bare legs with a quilt, "This is Zhixian's boudoir, you two hurry up Get out of here!"
"Good intentions are treated as a donkey's liver and lungs!" Li Gehua was dissatisfied.
"That's Miss Zhixian, we wouldn't lick you if you begged us!" Li Yuanqiu said.
"This girl looked at the stranger and didn't ask for advice?" Li Gehua didn't know Kamiteru Sachiko either.
"She looks noble. She is either a princess or a princess." Li Yuanqiu said.
"Let's go, let Brother Shuhei accompany Zhixian. Let's go have a drink. By the way, this is Sachiko, the little prince of Japan. Sachiko, these two are...little monsters." Ling'er said.
"Miss Ling'er knows how to joke." Li Gehua said, "How can we be monsters? Yanyun County is not allowed to become spirits!"
"Princess Xingzi, do you think we look like monsters?" Li Yuanqiu said, "With my temperament..."
"Eh? Yuan Qiu, your tail is exposed!" Qianye Ling said suddenly.
"Ah?" Li Yuanqiu subconsciously turned his head to look, but he didn't. He turned around and smiled, "Miss Qianye, you are kidding me too."
Gudu! Kamiteru Sachiko's face instantly turned pale and she swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Because when Li Yuanqiu turned his head just now, his neck turned 180 degrees... You still said you are not a monster? Not a monster but also a ghost!
"I was a monster before, but now I want to be a human!" Li Yuanqiu said seriously.
"And I have to be an upright man!" Li Gehua said, "Princess Xingzi, to tell you the truth, I am a monster... person, but I also really like Japanese girls. Please go back and introduce me to a few people I know. No? Just make friends, I promise not to eat them."
"Unless it tastes particularly good..." Li Yuanqiu bared his fangs, "Yamiami!"
"Oh my god!" Sachiko yelled and rushed out of the door.
Quack quack! There was a howl of ghosts and wolves in the house...
"After being away for so long, I don't think about anything else but the fresh mutton from Yanyun County." Zhao Gongming held a knife in one hand and a piece of mutton in the other. He ate happily and his mouth was full of oil.
"What's wrong with you, old man?" Xiao Chen asked, "Just now, did you ask the fat man to look at you?" |
Looking at his appetite, it doesn't look like he is sick.
"Speaking of which, I am ashamed of my old man's face!" Zhao Gongming said that his old man's face was not inferior to the two in front of him, but he actually blushed slightly and said he was shy. Isn't it strange?
"What the hell, aren't you?" The fat man was shocked when he heard this, "It's only autumn, are you, an old eunuch, going to have sex?"
"This little fat man also knows my old man's bird-like intentions!" Zhao Gongming was overjoyed and stretched out his greasy hand to pat the fat man, "Talent, talent!"
"Old Boss Zhao, don't you want to..." Xiao Chen suddenly realized.
"Alas... I am my old slave..." Zhao Gongming felt that he was so old and was really embarrassed to say this.
"You, Mr. Zhao, don't be a slave at every turn. Haven't we two slaves done enough?" Xiao Chen said.
"Haha, I'm used to it." Zhao Gongming smiled and said, "Ever since the last time I heard that Gong Shouli also wanted to have that kind of operation, I have been itching in my heart. Who wants to be a eunuch if he doesn't want to? Master, you said you would grant us a title in the future, but you said it would be meaningless if there were no heirs to inherit it."
"Gong Shouli is shameless, and you are also an old man." The fat man smiled, "But it must be very difficult for you to perform that surgery. How long have you been a eunuch?"
"It's been more than thirty years." Zhao Gongming sighed, "But like Gong Shouli, I didn't purify myself in the palace. Otherwise, it would probably be impossible to get such a clean cut."
"Did your old man really commit suicide in order to practice Jueyin Kung Fu?" The fat man has always been doubtful about this.
"Hehe, that's not actually true. I have already practiced Jueyin Kung Fu before I purified myself. Please don't glare at me. I lied to you in the first place because this martial art is too sinister. With your identity, It’s also not suitable for cultivation. As for why I committed suicide? There’s no need to mention it again. Anyway, let me ask you, little fat man, if you are willing to help?”
"It's impossible for you to ask me to do it myself, but my apprentices are also good at craftsmanship. As long as you meet the conditions, I will arrange an operation for you tomorrow... But the operation is risky and may lead to death. , so if you have any gold and silver treasures hidden away, tell them all, otherwise it will be a pity." The fat man said.
"You are already at this age, are you still afraid of taking risks?" Zhao Gongming said, "It's just that I haven't finished the things I told you, so I don't dare to die."
"Your old man has done enough things, so he just needs to stay and rest for two more days." Xiao Chen said, "I wonder why your old man suddenly came up with this idea after being a eunuch for so many years? Is this happening outside? Do you have a sweetheart?"
Zhao Gongming was ordered by Xiao Chen to find other treasure map holders, and also secretly investigated the whereabouts of Lingshi Tianshu.
But in addition, he also had to observe the situation in various places in the Zhou Dynasty, contact the old officials of the previous Han Dynasty, and even draw many detailed maps of mountain shapes and water conditions.
Therefore, after he has been out for so long, he has not worked in vain, but has gained a lot.
