"Hahaha, brother, I'm not trying to scare you! I know you are brave, brother, but I am also very courageous. When I was drunk, I also made trouble at the gate of the Great Zhou Palace. Man, I’m not even afraid of the Emperor of Zhou, so what else can I be afraid of?”
Ren Pijiang suddenly changed his face as he spoke, and slammed the wine bowl in his hand to the ground!
There was only a sound of armor clattering, and hundreds of fully armed soldiers lined up from behind the scenes, as well as dozens of musketeers, and dozens of crossbowmen poured out from both wings, all bows and guns raised, pointing at Xiao Chen and others.
"Oh, it turns out this is the Hongmen Banquet!" The fat man suddenly realized.
"It's okay, it's okay." Ren Bijiang said with a smile, "My little brother was angry just now and his hands were shaking. Don't be afraid. These words are from the palace guards... Come on, Brother Xiao, I will offer you a glass of wine seriously. If you If you drink it, even if you agree to my request, your face will be lost. If you don’t drink it, geez!”
"What will happen if you don't drink?" Xiao Chen didn't hold the cup.
"I have no choice but to die in front of Brother Xiao. Otherwise, in front of the emperor and so many seniors, I will not be able to step down. From now on, I will not be able to see anyone." Ren Bijiang said, "By the way, little brother I also ordered my men to give toasts to your brothers named Xiao, but I don’t know if they will give you face?"
"Xiao Chen, this kid is really going crazy. Look at his eyes, they are all red. We heroes don't want to suffer the loss right now, so why not just promise him and make plans later." The fat man whispered.
"Yes, boss. I think he is not joking. He wants to take it seriously. We gentlemen are not in danger. Boss, just drink this bowl of wine first to make him unable to do anything. Teach him not to panic!" Xu Haiming also said! .
"I just heard from the news that the Japanese navy suddenly gathered and surrounded all our ships, saying they wanted to give us some gifts. Haha, the sentiment is to give us a fine drink. People under the eaves have to bow their heads. This It’s a fine drink, it seems we really have to drink it.” Ibrahimovic also said.
"General Xiaolin, don't be rude!" Shaoyan couldn't stand Mingguang anymore. He stood up and walked over to Ren Bijiang with stern words, "Quickly ask all these soldiers to retreat! Xiao Chenjun and the others are distinguished guests. How can we meet with swordsmen?" ? It’s not appropriate!”
"Mr. Shaoyan, it's not because the young general doesn't give you face, but it's just like this now. If there is no result, I will be dead, and I won't be able to care about it anymore...Brother Xiao, this glass of wine, you To drink or not to drink?"
"Xiao Chenjun, this guy is crazy!" Shaoyan Mingguang said with a pale face, "Why don't you just follow him first, otherwise you don't know what crazy things this guy will do. You are a rich man, but don't Just worry about him being a kid."
"Hahaha! Sure enough, heroes come from young!" Xiao Chen suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "It's just my poor eyesight. I never noticed that your brother Bijiang is a hero before. How can you not drink a hero's toast?"
After saying that, he picked up the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp, his face instantly turned red.
"Thank you so much, Brother Xiao. He who understands current affairs is a hero. After all, Brother Xiao, you are still a hero!" Ren Bijiang was overjoyed, "You've just made it a deal?"
"What I, Xiao Chen, said are like nails on the ground!" Xiao Chen said, "Haha, I have been a hawk all my life. Unexpectedly, I was pecked in the eye by a little chicken today. There is nothing to say, but General Xiaolin, what will you do in the future? Don’t regret it either…”
"Brother, I'm afraid that Brother Xiao will regret it in the future... Come on!" Ren Pijiang waved his hand, and Hayama Ichiro, who had been waiting beside him for a long time, quickly walked out, took out a piece of paper from his arms, and handed it to Xiao Chen with both hands. It also looks a little awkward.
"Hahaha, Pijiang doesn't trust me, so he still wants me to sign and pledge it?" Xiao Chen took the piece of paper, glanced at it, and laughed angrily.
"Brother Xiao, please!" Ren Pijiang said, picking up a piece of porcelain from the ground, pulling it hard on his palm, and blood immediately dripped from it!
He reached out to Xiao Chen and asked him to press his fingerprints with his own blood.
"Okay, okay!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to touch his fingerprints with blood, and laughed, "Today is an eye-opener, it's a worthwhile trip!"
"Xiao Lin Bijiang, you dare to be rude to Xiao Chenjun, my sworn brother. You are so bold and hateful. Come on, take him down!" Emperor Shenzhao just leaned back on his chair and pretended to be drunk. After a while, he woke up at the right time. When he saw this, he was furious and immediately ordered people to capture Ren Bijiang!
"What the hell, you've had so much fun." The fat man muttered softly.
"Aren't they themselves embarrassed by such poor acting skills?" Qianye Ling complained softly.
"I see that their monarchs and ministers are very thick-skinned, otherwise they wouldn't be able to sing such a wonderful play!" Xu Haiming scolded in a low voice.
"Let's go. I'm afraid it will be bad if they do it for real." Ibrahimovic's voice was also quite soft.
"Emperor Shenzhao, gentlemen!" Xiao Chen raised his hands high and saluted everyone, "Xiao Chen is already drunk and can't drink anymore. I'll take my leave now. When you go to Yanyun, I will Thanks again and again, just keep me company!"
After saying that, he walked away directly. Fatty and the others hurriedly followed, muttering and cursing all the way and exiting the banquet...
"Brother Xiao, walk slowly, I will wait for my younger brother to see you off!" Ren Pijiang broke away from the two guards, staggered two steps after him, and suddenly fell to the ground. He shouted, but he had already fallen asleep...
Xiao Chen was still very angry when he returned to his residence. Ling'er helped him rub his chest thoughtfully and said, "Brother, was it Emperor Shenzhao and Ren Bijiang who sang the song just now for us, or was it you and Bijiang? Did the two perform for them?"
"What do you think!" Xiao Chen said loudly.
"I said that both of you brothers are very good at acting, and that boy Pijiang is especially good. I'll see if he can be a king or two, but if we form a theater troupe, he will definitely be the first one!" The fat man said with a smile. .
"This is what the boss has negotiated with Bijiang, right? I shouldn't say that my heart was pounding just now, and it hasn't stabilized yet." Xu Haiming was still feeling frightened at this moment, because he felt that Ren Bijiang had just acted It's too realistic, and it seems that if they don't agree with each other, they will really attack the big guy.
"He's talking nonsense!" Isn't this what makes Xiao Chen angry? Ren Bijiang didn't say hello to him at all before. Although he also knew that this was Bijiang acting with him, did you kid not give me a script in advance? I was not mentally prepared at all. I had to perform on the spot, and my performance was not very good...
But then again, the effect is also very realistic.
Just now, Xiao Chen couldn't hold back several times and just beat up Ren Bijiang. This kid is really a jerk after drinking some wine!
No wonder we, Wen Huan and the others got drunk and beat up the imperial guards in Fengyang City, and almost broke into the palace, causing a huge disaster...
