"Bald donkey, stop talking nonsense!" Prince Simodo said angrily, "I'm asking you whether to surrender or not. Surrendering will save you from death. Resistance in the end will lead to death!"
"Giggle..." Vimoro laughed ferociously, "Simodoro, do you still remember what I said to you before you left?"
"Did you say that I want to become a Buddha?" Prince Simodo said, "With your auspicious words, I not only want to become a Buddha, but also a king! Since you also know that this is your destiny, why don't you come out and kneel down and wait for me? where?"
"Hahaha, how can you become a Buddha without dying? If you become a Buddha, you must die. I mean you are dead!" Bimala smiled and said, "I thought you would die in the hands of the Burmese people, but unexpectedly you would die in my hands." In hand."
Before going on an expedition, Simoduo came to see Bimala to ask about his welfare. Bimala calculated that he would die if he left, but he did not tell him directly. He only said that he would become a Buddha.
The calculation was correct, Ximodo was indeed dead, and this one was just pretending.
"You, a national master, dare to kill a prince. Isn't this rebellion?" Xiao Chen was gesticulating and winking at the fat man while dealing with him.
Why didn't Xiao Chen use his spiritual spirit to leave his body and fly directly to the gate to tell the fat man?
It was because he was worried that it would be terrible if Bimala discovered his spirit and detained him.
This fellow's demon skills seem to be quite powerful. It is said that the demon girl sent to confuse King Lao Myanmar was his disciple. The fact that the disciple is like this can be seen from the master.
That has to be guarded against.
Fortunately, the fat man had a good connection with Xiao Chen. Judging from his eyes and movements, it seemed that he was going to send something that he was very afraid of to crack the relic elixir on him. What was Xiao Chen most afraid of?
Of course it was a spider. Following his gaze, I saw a small red spider crawling quietly on the gate tower...
In order to prevent the little spider from being accidentally trampled to death, he rushed forward, pointed at Xiao Chen and yelled, "Symodo, you ungrateful thing! Who do you think you are worthy of? Are you worthy of the Imperial Master? Are you worthy of Na Luo? Is it a prince? Is he worthy of the millions of people in Siam? Is he worthy of... that person?"
The scolding got so emotional that he actually covered his face and began to cry. Everyone was paying attention to his performance, and no one saw that the little spider had climbed onto the upper of his shoes, then quietly climbed up along his trouser legs, and fell on his big hands. Under the cover of his body, he got into his mouth...
But it was said that the little parrot had a small misunderstanding when it went to Ouyang Family. It saw Ouyang Yunxiu eating wine alone in the courtyard in mid-air, so it couldn't help but pounced towards her, spread its big wings, and wanted to hug and make out with her. all of a sudden.
Unexpectedly, Yunxiu flew up and kicked him far away. With eyes wide open, he called it a gangster with his hands on his hips and threatened to shoot it to death with a snap of his fingers!
When the little parrot was puzzled, Ouyang Yunyi and several brothers arrived in time and hugged the furious Yunxiu. The sister calmed down and knew that Little Maotou was one of them!
Xiao Maotou is one of our own, and has been to Ouyang Family more than once. Everyone recognizes him, so he can enter freedom without anyone stopping him. But this Yunxiu was not Yunxiu, but Yunxiu, and she didn't recognize Xiao Maotou.
In fact, she has seen it before, but at that time, the little Mao Tou was still a small one. Now the Little Mao Tou is as big as a giant eagle. Suddenly it fluttered its wings and flew down, trying to molest her. Could she not be shocked?
If he hadn't seen that it was a spiritual bird, he might have killed it directly!
When all the brothers heard that Fat Brother was in trouble, they were all anxious. Ouyang Yunyi was anxious and angry, but it was Xiao Ye who was angry. Is it okay for you to not greet me when we fight in southern Xinjiang?
But Ouyang Yunxiu is very calm, and nothing will happen to the little fat guy. You guys are our disciples, don't you even understand the simple truth of harming the legacy for thousands of years?
As for the relic elixir he was struck by, it was just a small trick in Miao Jiang's Gu art, but it could not harm his life.
It's very easy to crack it. Only one of my sister's red-blooded spiders can do it. I heard my sister said that she gave one to Ling'er?
Just use that one, and the method is very simple. Just put the little spider into the little fat man's mouth, and the rest of the little spiders can be taken care of by themselves...
If you can't get it done, it won't be a big deal if you go back and send the little fat man's body back, and your sister and I can resurrect him with my own hands!
By the way, is Xiao Chen there?
I have a few words for you to say to him... A slut, a bad gangster, a shameless man, a love interest, a playboy, a dog, a dead eunuch, if you still want to put so many flowers on the stinking cow dung, you can ask for me. He, is he dead?
Ouyang Yunyi and the other brothers grinned and were greatly embarrassed.
When the little parrot flew back and faithfully relayed Ouyang Yunxiu's words, everyone grinned in embarrassment...
Speaking of which, I don’t blame Ouyang Yunxiu for scolding you, it was your fault in the first place! You provoked someone else's girl, and you provoked someone else's sister. Although there was a reason, it was not excusable.
But the fat man got more and more excited as he scolded him, so much so that he jumped down from the gate tower and rushed towards Prince Seymourdo without thinking about his own safety! This scene not only surprised Bimoluo, but even Nangong Wuhua was stunned. Damn it, is this fat man so loyal and brave? Being willing to risk one's life just after surrendering... doesn't seem to be his style.
"Why are you here, kid!" The fat man was still angry, pointing at Ximodo, who was Xiao Chen, and shouted loudly.
"I hope you're okay!" Xiao Chen hugged him and kissed him hard on his fat face. No matter how hard the fat man struggled, he refused to let go. This erotic scene made everyone The guys didn't even notice.
"Hurry up and let me go, what will I look like in front of so many people? Hurry up and let me go, or I will really fall out!" The fat man's face turned red, so although the fat man was also very thick-skinned, if Xiao Chen didn't With his face up, he could only accept defeat.
Suddenly he felt someone hugging him behind him. The feeling of warm and fragrant soft jade was so familiar. When he suddenly looked back, it was Qianye Ling's smile.
Among the millions of people, he couldn't care less. Without saying a word, he pushed Xiao Chen away, hugged Qianye Ling in his arms, and without any explanation, kissed her lips deeply.
Qianye Ling actually didn't refuse, and even raised her face to respond enthusiastically...
This scene makes people on both sides confused, so what is the relationship between the three of you?
Suddenly, there was a rumble of cannons, and countless cannonballs flew in, landed in the gatehouse courtyard, and exploded with a bang! But there was no smoke, only bursts of stench that instantly filled the air...
Soon after, when they saw the artillery shells coming, Bimala and Nangong Wuhua had already jumped up to avoid them, but the artillery fire came too fast and the artillery fire was too dense.
Despite their superb martial arts skills, the two of them were still inevitably injured by flying shrapnel...feces and urine!
But it turns out that what was fired in was not a cannonball, but a bomb filled with feces and urine! Because the only two people Xiao Chen and the others were worried about were Bimala and Nangong Wuhua, and they were afraid that they would use some evil spells, so they suppressed them with feces and urine first!
It's a bit disgusting, but it's really effective.
