Nangong Wuhua actually set up a banquet, and also found a group of Siamese beauties to accompany the wine. The fat man's mood improved a little under the excitement.
When I was half drunk, I waved my hands and ordered all the beauties to leave. I want to tell Brother Nangong something from my heart.
"Brother Nangong, I'm drinking some wine today, so I want to ask you something I shouldn't ask you." The fat man opened his arms and after a heavy drink, he was obviously a bit drunk, and his face was all red. The tone of his words was somewhat harsh, "How can you be a thief, a beautiful woman like me?"
"Hahaha, you little fat guy is just a sparrow, how do you know my ambitions?" Nangong Wuhua was not annoyed at all, she just laughed.
"The problem is, Brother Nangong, you have to be ambitious. Where do you want to be?" the fat man asked with his eyes widened.
"This is something you, the little fat man, can't know." Nangong Wuhua turned to smile deeply, "There's no need to tell the truth. Telling the truth will shake the world."
"Brother Nangong, can we talk properly without bragging? I'm asking you sincerely." The fat man sighed, his true feelings suddenly revealed, "Actually, I liked you quite a bit when I was a child. When I went to your house, I would follow you around. Running behind you, I really didn’t expect you to become like this.”
"What's the point of mentioning the past?" Nangong Wuhua's eyes showed a trace of nostalgia for the past, and he sighed deeply, "I can't go back anyway."
"Okay, let's not talk about the past, just talk about the present." Fatty said, "Why do you and Bimala want to seize the throne of Siam?"
"Oh!" Nangong Wuhua slapped the table and praised loudly, "You little fat guy has been smart since you were a child. Now that you grow up, you are going to become a spirit!"
"Hmph, I've never heard that a monk can become a king." The fat man sneered.
"That's because you little fat guy doesn't know the national conditions of Siam. Everyone here believes in Buddhism. My senior brother has been in Siam for several years, and his prestige is even higher than that of Prince Narado. Besides, with his ability, if If you want to be king, who dares to stand in the way?" Nangong Wuhua raised his palm like a knife and slashed the air, "Those who stand in the way will die!"
"He became king, what do you do?" said the fat man.
"I will become a prince when I am a general or a prime minister." Nangong Wuhua said, "From now on, I will be prosperous and prosperous, hahaha!"
"Being a duke, I think it's just a dream!" The fat man sneered, "As far as I know, the Burmese soldiers and horses are coming to kill you, and you two still want to be king? I think death is not far behind. "
"Can Liu Ruyun still be able to annex Siam?" Nangong Wuhua said, "I'm afraid she doesn't have such a big appetite! When Naluoduo is defeated and dies, my senior brother will go out to negotiate with her. It's just to let her Give her some land, compensate her with some gold and silver, and with the respect of my senior brother, I will compromise with her, how can she not give me face?"
"Does Nemo know that you are doing this?" Fatty asked, "Or is this all his instigation?"
"Ask what you should ask, and don't ask if you shouldn't." Nangong Wuhua said, "We are familiar with each other, but I will still kill you at any time."
"Yes, how many people have your brother Nangong killed? But you don't care about me, you even killed Master Ciyun!" said the fat man.
"Hey, did you make a mistake? It was that old nun who wanted to kill me, okay? Fortunately, I saw the opportunity early and ordered my men to dress up like me and go to greet her on purpose. The old nun was blind and believed it was true. , think you can really kill me, hahaha, am I, Nangong Wuhua, so easy to kill?"
"I expected that people from my Nangong family would definitely find trouble with her, but I didn't expect that her old nun was so angry that she was actually pissed to death. Hahaha, I used a little trick to provoke the Nangong family. Forge an enmity with the Emei sect, and in the future the dogs will bite each other... Am I very smart, your brother?"
The more Nangong Wuhua talked, the more proud she became. She couldn't help but dance, beam with joy, and throw her head back and laugh.
"What the hell, who is throwing things away? Bah!" Nangong Wuhua smiled happily, and suddenly an unknown object fell from the air, and it landed impartially in his mouth. After tasting it, I felt the stench was extremely fishy, so I vomited it out quickly.
When I looked up, I saw a big red bird circling overhead, making a strange chirping sound...
"Oh, this flat-haired beast actually pooped in my mouth. I can't bear it. Someone, come quickly, set up a bow and arrow for me and shoot it down!" Nangong Wuhua looked up and saw the big bird, He couldn't help but got furious, slapped the case, and shouted curses.
"This bird is so rude. It dares to defecate anywhere. Let me shoot it!" The fat man was also very angry. He tore off a corner of his clothes, dipped some wine in it, kneaded it into a ball, and shot it up with a snap of his fingers. He was really good at snapping his fingers. , the little cloth ball made a sharp whistling sound, going straight into the sky!
The big bird was also very dexterous, stretched out its claws to pinch the ball of cloth, let out a long chirp, and instantly disappeared into the depths of the white clouds.
"Oh, this beast still wants to run away? Anyone who offends my brother Nangong must die! You can fly, can't I?" The fat man was furious.
With both feet kicking on the ground, a green onion plucked from a dry land flew up high, and then fell heavily, knocking all the food and wine on the table to the ground. He raised his hands and feet together and kept yelling and cursing...
It seems that we fat people really drank too much.
But this big bird is not another bird, it is our little parrot. It flew over and saw that Fat Brother was safe and sound, and was drinking with a group of beauties in the inner courtyard of the palace. It seemed that the big guys were super worried about him.
When he was angry, he pooped and dropped it. Although he didn't aim, it happened to fall into Nangong Wuhua's mouth, but he was still angry that the parrot did not do it intentionally.
Originally, he wanted to find a chance to see if he could rescue the fat brother, but he suddenly used the magical skill of snapping his fingers to flick himself. Apparently he didn't want to be rash, so after catching the little cloth ball, he flew away in a flash. Come back.
"How is the fat man?" Qianye Ling grabbed him, his little face turned pale with worry.
"He's fine. He's hugging a bald donkey and a bunch of beauties, tugging, touching, touching, kissing..." The little parrot threw the strip of cloth in its paws to Xiao Chen, and began to talk about the fat man. Bad words.
I can’t say it’s a bad thing, it’s all the truth.
"Really?" Qianye Ling didn't know whether to be happy or angry when he heard this. His expression was frozen, which was very exciting.
"The fat man will be a coquettish man until his death." Xiao Chen read the note from the fat man, his heart was already in his stomach, and he joked, "If he is not coquettish, he will not survive."
"Ah, it turns out that Nangong Wuhua is not dead!" Ling'er glanced at the cloth and immediately started to make a fuss, "Then who did the master kill?"
"No matter who you kill, they must be bad guys." Xiao Chen said, "Ling'er, remember to send a message to your senior sister when you come back and ask her to inform the Nangong family that Nangong Wuhua is not dead yet!"
