Xiao Chen offended three of the four major shogunates in Japan.
Aotake Fukaku committed suicide by caesarean section in front of him, Kobayashi Moriichi had one of his legs chopped off by him, and Sato Yokoji had his head chopped off...
Although these three are asking for it, it should be okay to treat you, Xiao Chenjun, as your enemy, right?
"Knowledgeable words!" Xiangwu Zhiye also knew that Xiao Chen was very eloquent, so he just muttered one sentence and said nothing else.
"Hey! That's good. Please sit down and serve tea!" Xiaolin Daoguang waved his hand loudly, inviting everyone to sit down.
How about saying that the shogunate is more grand than the royal palace? There are only two people serving each guest's tea, and they are all extremely handsome prostitutes with fair skin, enchanting figures, and it is difficult to distinguish between male and female... Could it be that Kobayashi Inaimitsu also has it? How good is Longyang? Or is it that all their Japanese servants are Jiang Zi?
The tea is a bright yellow color and smells of a faint medicinal smell... What the hell?
"This is Snow Goose Ginseng Tea." The fat man drank it all in one gulp, licking his lips and saying, "Snow Goose from Southern Xinjiang, wild ginseng from Northern Xinjiang, in two words, nourishing!"
Xiao Chen dared to drink it now. He was not afraid that the tea was poisonous, but that it was something weird. As we all know, Japanese people are known to eat anything! They were the ones who invented the earliest gold foil food, and that’s all. They even ate refined feces and drank a girl’s first menstrual blood...
Two days ago, Hayama Hongji asked him secretly how he was recovering. Do you need to eat some nutritious food to nourish yourself for a while? Xiao Chen didn't take it seriously at the time and said yes casually.
The result is bad.
Sure enough, a very special dish was served for dinner that day, something called 'money meat'. The dark red slices looked a bit like sausages, but they smelled faintly of irritation. At that time, Fatty Xiao Chen thought it was something. Something like a tiger whip or a bull whip, but it seems a little smaller.
Xiao Chen was more cautious and asked Hayama Hongji before tasting it, what kind of whip is this? The answer was that it was a human whip...
Everyone vomited everything before they even took a bite!
Xiao Chen was so angry that he almost beat Hayama Hongji, but Hayama Hongji felt that he was wronged. I have asked Governor Xiao, it was you who said you wanted to make amends. Isn’t your Chinese theory of traditional Chinese medicine just about supplementing what you eat? And Governor Xiao Chen, this is what you should make up for. They even specially found a young and strong man for you...
From then on, Xiao Chen became more vigilant. Every time before eating, he had to know what the ingredients were before he would eat them, otherwise he would rather be hungry.
Damn it, you Japanese people are really not human, you dare to eat anything!
If you don’t agree with this, now that we’ve finished talking, let me mention a piece of news from Japan.
It is said that a Japanese boy finally realized that he wanted to be a woman when he was in his thirties, so he decided to have the extra organ removed from his body through surgery.
This is not a big deal. After all, gender reassignment surgery is common in modern times. It is normal, and their orientation should be respected.
But this Japanese kid is a weird one. He asked the doctor to keep the little Jiji after the operation, take it home and refrigerate it after he was discharged from the hospital, and then invited several of his friends to come to his home and cook his own little Jiji into a delicious dish. Shared with friends…
This is not nonsense. Interested friends can search on the Internet. Of course, it is recommended not to search before or after a meal, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!
Xiao Chen can be considered a person who values brotherly loyalty, but compared with this dear brother, I am afraid he will have to be inferior...
In fact, similar things happened not only in Japan, but also in southern Xinjiang. According to unconfirmed unconfirmed historical records, it is said that this "money meat" was once a meal on the table of the Empress Dowager Cixi.
Japan and southern Xinjiang are both deeply influenced by Chinese traditional culture, so maybe this thing was first spread from China, eh...
No wonder some historians said that ancient people were like animals. It seems to be justified.
Fortunately, the tea is a serious tea, and the food is also a serious dish. Because today's guest of honor is Xiao Chen, the dishes served are all Chinese dishes, which are nothing more than delicacies from the mountains and seas, such as camel humps, deer gizzards, bear legs, and elephant whites. , although Xiao Chen doesn't like eating these, but fortunately he can still recognize them... At least he dares to use chopsticks.
You may also have heard that Xiao Chen doesn't like drinking sake, so all that's served is soju.
"Today Mr. Xiao Chen is here, and Mr. Xiang Wu and Mr. Shao Yan are here to support me. I have no choice but to risk my life and have a drink with you all!" Xiao Lin Daoguang said passionately.
"Xiao Chen accepted Mr. Xiao Lin's kindness, but he has been feeling unwell recently and cannot drink." Xiao Chen did not forget Ouyang Yunxiu's advice and declined politely.
"I got seasick on a boat and I'm still sick now. I'm confused even if I don't drink. I'll vomit when I drink. It won't look good if I'm rude during the dinner. I apologize." The fat man also remembered Qianye Ling's warning and decided not to drink. .
"I never drink." Xiangwu Zhiye said with a dark face.
"General Xiaolin, since everyone doesn't drink, why don't we leave? Let's just chat while eating." Shaoyan Mingguang didn't like drinking either.
"Oh? Why are you all unwilling to give my master this face?" Xiaolin Daoguang said, "How can we have a banquet without wine? This is because you all dislike me for not entertaining me well. Come on, let me sing and dance to cheer you up! "
As he spoke, he clapped his hands together, and more than a dozen beautiful young and beautiful dancers rushed in outside. They danced and sang in the middle of the table, their postures were soul-catching, and their delicate voices were like those of heavenly demons.
"Is this a fucking boy or a girl?" The fat man was originally very interested, but at a glance he saw that these dancers all had Adam's apples!
Although the posture is enchanting and stunningly beautiful, they are obviously men disguised as women, which is a bit off-putting. The fat man doesn’t like this tone either. If Li Wanyun and Duanmu Nanfeng come, he may be very happy...
"The man's shoulders are too broad and his frame is too big." Xiao Chen whispered.
"Haha, these are indeed men." Shaoyan Mingguang on the side saw it happily, stroking his beard and saying with a smile, "You two don't know something. Back then, when our shogunate went to war, every time we won a big victory, we would throw a big banquet. The celebration would be dull without singing and dancing, but there are no women in the army, so we chose some handsome ones instead."
Is this still a tradition? Xiao Chenxin said that only your Japanese shogunate can do this. If any of our Yanyun Army dares to do this, I will definitely kill them all!
Yanyun's army has strict military discipline. During the battle, let alone enjoying any songs and dances, they are not even allowed to drink alcohol!
"Gentlemen, how about singing and dancing?" Xiaolin Daoguang asked.
Naturally, everyone praised him and said, "Yes, my waist is stuck on him, so Soder is helpless."
"Hahaha, in that case, you have to drink this wine, right?" Xiaolin Daoguang pointed casually, "Sing and dance while you stay, you guys, go toast to the guests!"
