Xiao Chen and others were eating, drinking and chatting in a lively and joyful manner. However, poor Diao Wuchi was tied up and thrown into a toilet in the corner of the courtyard wall. He was shaking with anger, but there was nothing he could do.
Damn Xiao Chen, this brat, actually dared to force him to stay, and even kept him in the latrine...
The hateful Xiao Ye hugged him personally and made him unable to move. The terrible Ling'er threatened him with the Emei Flying Sword so that he did not dare to move. The damn little fat man used his magical power to seal his eight meridians and made him unable to move. Unable to perform energy.
The hateful Baili Qingyun threatened him with a long sword, so that he did not dare to act rashly. Cui'er, who hated and loved him at the same time, also knew where his shortcomings were, and found a red thread to tie him up tightly. He can't even use the Five Elements Escape Technique!
Regardless of what should be said, he didn't do it right. At least he didn't nail his Baihui with iron nails, pierce his pipa with iron chains, splash his head with dog blood, or splash his body with feces. …
But that’s also angry!
I think I, Diao Wuchi, have never suffered such a big loss since I came out of the mountain! You little bastards, just wait for me. Sooner or later I want you to know how powerful I am!
Now... I'm very hungry now, the weather is hot, and my mouth is dry. You bastards don't even give me food. Do you want me to eat shit?
Even if you eat shit, you can't reach it... You guys are so cruel!
Suddenly, I heard the sound of hurried footsteps coming from far away, but it was Xiao Chen's voice asking angrily, "Did you guys lock Taoist Wu Chi in this hut?"
The Cavalry Guard brothers guarding outside said yes, if he’s not the boss, why do you want us to lock him up here?
"Fart! I asked you to invite the five-foot Taoist priest to the side room. Who asked you to bring him to the toilet? The Taoist priest is a distinguished guest, how can this latrine be a place to entertain guests? A bunch of confused people! Follow me later You settle the score!" Xiao Chen scolded as he strode in.
Followed by Fatty, Baili, Xiao Ye, and the brothers covered their noses as soon as they came in. It stinks so much here. Damn it, Yama, you guys, the food is so good. What the hell are you doing? ?
What are you still doing? Quickly carry the Taoist priest out!
"Xiao Chen, little fat guy, Baili Qingyun, and you brat, I will remember you. If you have the guts, you will throw me into the manure pit and drown me, otherwise I will be eaten by you boys one day... ah Bah!" Diao Wuchi was busy cursing, but a fly flew into his mouth unexpectedly, and he hurriedly spat it out.
"Ah, ah, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!" The fat man said with a smile, "These boys did not listen clearly and did this nonsense, but it is not us who dare to be rude to the Taoist priest. Look at what you said. Where are you... Taoist priest, please don’t bite me, I’ll help you untie the rope first.”
Although Diao Wuchi didn't bite anyone, he kept yelling and cursing. If he hadn't caught a glimpse of the little Ling'er holding his nose in the distance, do you think he would have gone crazy now?
The reason why he didn't get angry was that he was afraid of this little girl's Emei Feijian. He scolded Xiao Chen and others bloody, but he didn't scold Ling'er...
With Ling'er around, he didn't even dare to escape. Xiao Chen refused to let him go and insisted on a glass of water and wine to apologize to him. Of course, he also asked him to take a hot bath beforehand.
Damn, this place in Yanyun is really evil. Why does it still have such advanced bathing facilities? I have traveled all over the country for so many years, but I have never seen it before.
After taking a shower, I changed into clean clothes, and when I came out, it smelled good... Yan Yun's soap was really silky when used, and it also had a scent of grass and wood.
Feeling refreshed, although my face was still straight, I didn't curse anyone again. What's more, the apology banquet was very sumptuous. As the saying goes, I invite guests without touching them, so I'll just have a full stomach before arguing with you. Not too late either.
Needless to say, Yanyun's barbecue tastes really good. He likes spicy flavors the most in his life, and Yanyun's barbecue is sprinkled with chili powder and cumin. The aroma that comes out makes him salivate. Ruled.
"What is that red thing on here?" Diao Wuchi couldn't help but ask, "Is it poison?"
He has never seen peppers, because peppers have not been officially introduced to China yet. They are seeds imported from the West, and Yanyun County has just begun to plant them on a large scale.
"Do you see what the Taoist Master said?" The fat man said with a smile, "We dare not use any poison on you, Taoist Master. Then again, there is no poison in the world that can poison you, right?"
"Hmph, there's no need to be polite. I can't bear the poison of your Shangguan family," Diao Wuchi said.
"Taoist Master, please." Seeing his hesitation, Xiao Chen picked up a knife and cut a piece of barbecue and put it in his mouth. He immediately grinned because it was so spicy, Liu Datou, how much pepper did you put in it?
Just tell me how horrified Diao Wuchi was when he saw his reaction. Why the hell is this really poison?
"It's very spicy, but it's also very spicy!" Xiao Chen drank a glass of ice-cold beer before suppressing the spiciness. "Taoist Master, if you are not afraid of spicy food, come and try some."
It just suited Diao Wuchi's taste. After eating a few pieces of barbecue, his face was glowing red. After the fat man's persuasion, he drank a few large glasses of cold beer. The taste was really unspeakably magical!
It's not like wine, it's medicine, but it's not medicine. It's cool and has a unique flavor. I burped twice and felt indescribably comfortable in my stomach.
I was very angry, but I lost one point without realizing it.
"Does it taste good?" Ling'er personally picked up the beer bucket and poured wine for him, "Let's have another drink."
"Work hard!" Diao Wuchi was very polite to Ling'er and raised a glass with both hands. He didn't even fart when the fat man poured him wine just now.
"Taoist Priest Wu Chi, is it true that I heard that you know the Qimen Dunjia Technique?" Ling'er suddenly asked.
"That's just a brief knowledge." Diao Wuchi was modest. "Then can you teach me?" Ling'er asked hurriedly.
"Hmm, ah?" Diao Wuchi almost spit out his beer. Damn it, what do you want to do, little girl? You know how to fly the Emei Flying Sword and you still want to learn my Qimen Dunjia. You want to go to heaven!
"Eh? Why are you so excited?" Ling'er said, "Okay, Qimen Dunjia feels quite difficult. I don't think I can learn it in a while. How about you teach me a few Five Elements Escape Techniques? Come on."
"Ling'er, don't talk nonsense. The Qimen Dunjia is a unique skill in the world. It can penetrate the heaven and earth. It is so mysterious and profound that we ordinary people can't understand it?" Xiao Chen said.
"Hmph, you have some knowledge." Diao Wuchi snorted, "But I see that you are not an ordinary person."
"If the Taoist priest praises me, I won't dare." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"Young people are to be feared, they are so powerful." Diao Wuchi sneered, thinking to himself, you kid, you should be so polite to me!
You dare to lock me in a latrine. What else can't you do?
This is such a shame and humiliation, so don’t think that if you slap me in the face and give me a sweet date, I will spare you. You are dead, you know!
