"It's not a good thing anyway." Gong Shouli said with a smile, "You should be careful on the boat and let Xu Haiming push you into the sea."
"I heard that the emperor is going to appoint that guy as the governor of Yizhou. Is this the case?" Xiao Chen asked.
"Why don't you know?" Gong Shouli asked curiously.
"Why do I know so much and still ask you?" Xiao Chen said loudly.
"What the hell are you pouring cold water on your butt? Why are you so impatient?" Gong Shouli laughed loudly, "Then I might as well tell you that the emperor indeed intends to appoint him as the governor of Yizhou. Otherwise, he is a confidant of the emperor, a minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, Baba Why are you following us? Are you going to die?"
Gong Shouli actually found out later that when the emperor secretly summoned Xu Haiming two days ago, he suddenly realized after hearing a few conversations that the emperor would not send that guy to die!
"Damn it, it turns out this is really happening. Damn it, I don't agree with you!" Xiao Chen jumped up immediately.
"You don't agree that it's useless. Who do you think you are?" Gong Shouli was happy when he saw Xiao Chen angry. "Now I am also a second-grade governor with the title of minister. I am equal to you. In the future, you will be the same as me." Can’t you show off your authority?”
"Old Gong, are you a brother?" Xiao Chen lowered his voice, "If he is a brother, you can ask him out later, and how about us brothers pushing him into the sea in the dark? Just say that he slipped and fell into the water, anyway. There is no evidence to prove it. At most, I will treat you to a drink later."
"I'm going to push you down first!" Gong Shouli was so angry that he was so happy.
"Push who into the sea? I'll do it, I'll do it!" With a messy flapping sound, the little parrot fell directly from mid-air to Xiao Chen's shoulder.
"I'm surprised, don't all your birds shed their feathers so cleanly?" Gong Shouli was no longer surprised that the little parrot could talk, but he was surprised that it shed its feathers so completely during the change of seasons.
Now the little parrot has lost its former majesty. All its bright and flaming feathers have fallen out. Now it is just a bald chicken with goosebumps all over its body. It is really ugly and ugly. And after losing its feathers, it even I couldn't fly anymore. I tried my best to flutter and barely managed to fly a few feet high but always fell down.
Having lost the sky, it has been depressed these days, and even eating seafood can't cheer it up.
"Little Maotou is not a bird, it is a different kind." Xiao Chen said with a smile, "You must not go to the kitchen for a few days. Be careful that the cook treats it like a chicken and stews it."
"Have you ever seen such a big chicken?" Xiao Maotou was very unhappy. Although I have no feathers, my power is still there, and I am still fundamentally different from a chicken, okay?
To regard someone else's parrot as a chicken is tantamount to scolding the bird. If it weren't for Xiao Chen, it would be like arguing with him!
"Xiao Maotou, don't be angry when I ask you something." Gong Shouli asked cautiously, "Do you birds have little Jijis?"
It's a very sensitive issue.
"Huh, if you have it, I will!" said the little parrot.
"He didn't." Xiao Chen said with a smile, "He is a eunuch."
"I'm a eunuch and I'm better than you. I'm not injured, but your kid was cut off!" Gong Shouli said angrily.
"Then I picked it up again." Xiao Chen smiled.
"Shut up, I'm talking to Xiao Maotou." Gong Shouli said.
"I don't want to talk to you!" Xiao Maotou refused to talk anymore and turned to Xiao Chen, "I hate this person, let's push him into the sea?"
That being said, there shouldn't be any.
"Actually, I think Lao Gong is the most suitable governor of Yizhou. The situation in Yizhou is so messy now. How can he, Xu Haiming, a scholar with no power to restrain a chicken, take on this important task?" Xiao Chen said.
"You can pull him down!" Gong Shouli was not interested at all, "You thought that shabby place in Yizhou was Yanyun County? Besides, do you think the governor was easy to do? Don't talk about my pig brain, he is as smart as Xu Haiming Whether a person can do it well or whether he can do it for a long time is not certain!”
"What do you mean?" Xiao Chen expressed confusion.
"It's boring!" Gong Shouli said.
"I think you're not interesting enough!" Xiao Chen was dissatisfied, "If you have something to say, just say it, if there's fart, just let it go, if there's shit, just poop it out, what the hell is going on if it comes out halfway and then shrinks back? ?”
"You're so damn good at pretending to be stupid with me!" Gong Shouli said, "I don't believe you don't know what's going on."
"You mean those three people don't like Xu Haiming?" Xiao Chen asked in a mysterious voice.
"We don't know whether he is successful or not, but they are really well-informed. Our emperor just appointed Xu Haiming as the Deputy Envoy for Recruitment and Surrender. He didn't even say that he would be the governor of Yizhou, but the people over there sent letters. We have recommended several candidates for governor, and our emperor was very unhappy when he saw them." Gong Shouli said.
"Really? Who are they?" Xiao Chen was curious.
"It doesn't matter who it is, what matters is whose person it is... What the hell, you have a candidate in mind? Tell me and I will help you think about it." Gong Shouli said.
"Pull him down, I don't have such a big butt!" Xiao Chen dared to say anything in front of Gong Shouli.
When they were drinking, they both dared to call Li Feng a brat...
"I see your face is bigger than your butt. Let me tell you..." Before Gong Shouli could finish his words, he suddenly heard the horn on the ship sounding!
"What's going on?" Xiao Chen was startled. The horn on the ship was used to warn people. Why did they encounter an enemy ship now?
The captain came quickly to report that a Japanese warship had appeared in front and was approaching.
"Japanese battleship? Isn't that a friendly force? What are you making such a fuss about?" Xiao Chen was surprised.
"Lord Xiao, you don't know. These Japanese little devils were all withdrawn from the Yizhou battlefield, and they robbed many merchant ships and passenger ships along the way... For the sake of safety, we did not fly the imperial envoy flag, but only the merchant ship's flag. These guys are approaching and they may have bad intentions. Mr. Xiao, Eunuch Gong, you two would be better off going down to the cabin first..." the captain said.
The captain's name is Feng Anlun. He was also the commander of the Great Zhou Navy before. However, the battleship was sunk during the battle with Yizhou the year before last. He himself was seriously injured and has been recuperating in Fengyang City.
Now that his condition has recovered, there are still no battleships. Now there happens to be this mission of escorting the imperial envoy to Yizhou, so the Ministry of War sent it to him.
This is a commercial ship. It doesn’t have a single cannon, and its maritime defense capabilities are almost zero. He only has more than 200 improvised sailors under his command, and the weapons he holds are extremely crude, and he doesn’t even have combat armor...
Now that he suddenly encountered a Japanese warship, he was inevitably nervous. He was not afraid, but he was afraid that these hateful Japanese soldiers would be rude and alert a few adults, so his mission would be considered a failure.
"Nonsense!" Xiao Chen said, "They are just a few little devils, how can I still hide from them? I want to see what they dare to do to me!"
I don’t believe they dare to bombard me!
Although the Japanese warship speeding across did not fire its guns, it did assume a fighting posture, with dozens of cannons on the ship aimed at their ship...
