"Sir Chang, this is a joke. I don't have to read poetry. Let's all have a drink." Chang Lin, the general of the Forbidden Army, saw that he was not talking about it and hurriedly stopped him.
"Haha, General Chang himself can't compose poetry, but he doesn't allow anyone else to do it. What's the point? Don't panic. When I finish doing it for Mr. Li, it will be your turn." Chang Kuan just wanted to stir up trouble by drinking. , how can we give up easily?
Dang Ji shook his head and said, "This year, I have ordered you to ride on donkeys. Short bridles and long autumns fill the court. I am still a thin man, but I am worried about killing Li Shilang!"
Needless to say, this poem was really interesting. Everyone was secretly amused after listening to it. However, seeing that Li Hong’s face was not good-looking, no one dared to laugh out loud. They just suppressed their faces and turned red, which was quite embarrassing. .
"Eh? Why is this poem so bad?" Jiang Kuan said with a smile, "No one applauded, and no one commented on his character... Mr. Li, what do you think?"
"Very good, very good. It's really wonderful." Li Hong laughed twice, "Since Mr. Chang is in such a high mood, I have to accompany him and sing a song no matter what. I heard that Mr. Jiang's ancestor was a tailor, so he didn't know Yes or no?"
In fact, Jiang Kuan's ancestors were from a famous silk family in the south of the Yangtze River. They were extremely wealthy and famous. At their peak, they could be compared with the Duanmu family, but they were not tailors.
"Haha, Mr. Li, this is just a joke. Your ancestor, Xiaguan, is in the silk and satin business, not tailoring..." Jiang Kuan's face darkened when he heard this.
"That's more or less the same." Li Hongke didn't care about that and coughed, "I also have poems, but they are just written out of feelings like a normal adult. They are just a few random sentences. Don't make fun of them... …'The official career has been too confusing recently, and I have forced a tailor to become a scholar. Once the soft wings are blown away by the wind, two scissor hoops are clearly visible!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, and subconsciously looked at the winged hat on Jiang Kuan's head. The two hat wings on the left and right looked like two scissor hoops... and they couldn't help but smile.
"Master Li's poem is really wonderful!" Chang Lin exclaimed, "Of course Master Chang's poem is also wonderful. I think I will drink with these two adults' good poems. Let's have a drink!"
In fact, he didn't mean anything malicious in his words, he just wanted to smooth things over. The guys laughed and let the matter go, so as not to start a verbal quarrel and make everyone lose face.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Kuan felt harsh when he heard it, thinking that Chang Lin was biased towards Li Hong. Why didn't you applaud me when I was composing a poem just now? Now that Li Hong has scolded me, you want to raise a toast to celebrate. Isn't this obviously trying to make me look bad?
He immediately smiled and said, "Why are you so anxious about drinking? Didn't I just say that I would compose a poem for you, General Chang? But you can't break your promise. If this poem is done well, it won't matter if everyone cheers. Not too late."
"Hahaha, how can I, my little brother, dare to trouble Lord Chang to give me a poem?" Chang Lin knew that Chang Kuan had no nice words to say, but he had a bold personality and a friendly manner, but he didn't care. He put down his wine glass to show that he was all ears.
"With a long bow and a short arrow, the Shu horse is riding high, and the bandit has traveled hundreds of miles. Kuma Qiang is fighting alone. Suddenly he encounters a bandit and rides a pig to the south!" Chang Kuan shook his head and finished chanting, then he laughed first, "It's a joke. It’s a joke, don’t take offense to General Chang Lin!”
But no one laughed, because Chang Kuan's poem was a bit too much. If the donkey riding poem just now was just a joke, this one was a personal attack.
Although Chang Lin was a military commander, he was short in stature and less than six feet tall. He was taller when sitting than when standing. Therefore, Jiang Kuan said that he had a "long bow and a short arrow" and mocked him because his arms were short and he could not draw the long bow at all. , unable to shoot long arrows. He was also said to be "a Yunnan horse riding high", because he was laughing at his short stature, and even though he was trying to ride a small Yunnan horse, he was still crooked.
These are still considered joking remarks, that's all. But the next two sentences, "Going ten hundred miles away from the thief, fighting alone at the Kuma Wall, suddenly encountering the thief, riding a pig to the south" are mocking Chang Lin for fleeing before he saw the enemy during the battle.
Because he was in such a panic that he had no time to ride a horse, or he was too short to get on a horse, so he ran away on a pig...
To say that a military attache is afraid of death is similar to calling a civilian official greedy for money. It is a very serious slander.
Chang Lin is easy to get along with, but he is not temperamental. After hearing this, his face turned dark. He subconsciously touched his waist, but found nothing. Then he remembered that he was here to attend Lord Xiao Chen's birthday banquet. It’s not like he was carrying a knife, otherwise he might have drawn the knife directly at him!
"Ahem, Lord Jiang, it's a joke, but is this too helpless?" Liu Qiheng on the side couldn't listen anymore, "Although General Chang Lin doesn't care, he still has to drink a drink as a penalty!"
"It makes no sense." Jiang Kuan refused to drink, "Not only will the person who wrote the poem not be rewarded, how can he be punished with alcohol? I'm sorry, I must never obey my order!"
"Do you want to write poetry? That's very simple. I'm not talented. Although I hold a military position, I can still write nonsense sentences like Master Chang." Xu Zhongqi, deputy envoy of Jinyi Weinan Zhenfu, and Chang Lin are good friends. Moreover, since we are all generals, it is inevitable that we share the same hatred and will help each other as soon as possible.
The poem says: That year, the selection of scholars was exactly the same. Because the master had no articles and only talked about frozen pork after the case, he was named Jiang Langzhong!
This is an irony that Jiang Kuan can't write articles and can only write crooked poems. And because his surname is "Jiang", he said "frozen pork after the case" because frozen pork has a strong smell and must be stewed with ginger. Cook... Comparing Jiang Kuan with pork is a way to avenge Jiang Kuan for saying that Chang Lin was riding a pig just now.
It’s okay to say that Jiang Kuan is the ginger used to stew frozen pork, but saying that he has no articles as a scholar has also pricked the ears of several civil servants here. Damn Xu Zhongqi, you are mocking Jiang Kuan by saying this. Or are you mocking mothers?
Even though they were reciting poems to fight back, the military attachés naturally refused to suffer a loss and wrote poems to express irony. It was originally just a personal grudge between Jiang Kuan and Li Hong, but now it has turned into a civil and military dispute. At first, each of them disliked the other. , this time it was considered a complete attack.
The words became increasingly fierce, the faces turned red and the necks thickened, as if they were fighting roosters, ready to fight each other if they disagreed.
Even Zhu Tianfu couldn't stand it any longer, so he recited a poem to persuade him, "It takes one load to clean up the world, and it's easy to put it on your shoulders and hard to put it down. You hold your hands high in the sky, but many others look at you with cold eyes."
Although the poem is very ordinary, the meaning is quite good.
Unexpectedly, it was better that he didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, he aroused public outrage. Several people who were originally criticizing each other all turned against him. What the hell do you think you are like as a rebel?
When we quarrel, it's your turn to speak!
Write a poem and scold him!
He was not polite to Zhu Tianfu, and he did not shy away from personal attacks.
"Throughout the years, bandits have invaded Yizhou. They invaded the city during the day and killed people like grass. Jiuchong was unhappy to hear about it."
"The big book and the yellow paper are flying, the rebels and thieves are worshiping the nobility together, the ferocious soldiers are fat and arrogant, the ladies are looking at each other in shock"
"I heard that officials should be given to the virtuous. It would be wrong to entrust them to Cao Cao. I'm afraid recruiting and surrendering is not the best policy. Politicians can lure potential evil heirs to abuse."
"It is better to issue an imperial edict to the province of Keyao. If he comes back and abides by the treaty, the ministers will have no way to listen to the sky, and they will be able to write wild words to benefit the temple."
