"How about raising a son to protect you in old age." Xiao Chen teased, "Why don't you accept me as your godfather? I think you are quite filial."
"I am actually unfilial. I have been passed down to only three generations, but my generation has lost all the family influence. Even if I die, I will not be able to see my parents. Haha, as long as you can let me have a son, I will call you grandpa. That's okay." Gong Shouli sighed.
"Old Gong, it's not that I don't want to help, it's just that the risk factor is too great and the chance of success is too small." Xiao Chen saw his gloomy look and was too embarrassed to joke with him.
"What you're talking about is bullshit! Isn't your kid doing well now?" Gong Shouli said angrily.
"I know martial arts, have you forgotten?" Xiao Chen said, "My level of martial arts can barely survive, but it's even more difficult for you, an ordinary person. In addition, it takes you longer to cleanse yourself than me, so the surgery The success rate is also very low. If you are just waiting for me, that's fine. But if you are killed by me..."
"Do I have a shitty identity? I'm just a slave like you!" Gong Shouli said, "Besides, I asked you voluntarily. It would be best if I could succeed. If I die because of this, I won't blame you."
"You don't blame me, but can the emperor spare me?" Xiao Chen said, "Although we are all slaves, you, a slave, are treated more favorably by the emperor than me, a slave."
"Of course I will tell the emperor first, you don't have to worry about this." Gong Shouli wanted to fight for his life or death.
"But Lao Gong, have you ever thought about what you will do in the future if you stop being a eunuch?" Xiao Chen said.
"Who said I won't be a eunuch anymore?" Gong Shouli said, "I am the chief eunuch of the Chief of Ceremony, specializing in serving the emperor. I don't go to the inner palace for leisure, so what does it matter? Besides, it's not respectable to do this. How can you still go around shouting like a fool like you? This is so embarrassing!"
"What the hell, is this okay?" Xiao Chen was shocked.
"I can do it, but you can't." Gong Shouli said, "Your kid had a misunderstanding with the concubines in the harem before. Now that you have that thing, it is impossible for you to stay in the palace. And your position as the boss of the bullshit Nishinomiya Editorial Factory should also be abolished."
"Don't talk nonsense, how could I?" Xiao Chen felt guilty and blushed slightly.
"What can you do even if there is? You were a eunuch at that time. It's just a matter of turning a blind eye and turning a blind eye. There is a jingle in the palace that says Xia is Qingdan, Shang is barbaric, Qin is short-lived, Song is sniffed, and Han are confused. , Zhou is sloppy...ah! You can hear these words, but don't spread them blindly!" Gong Shouli regretted after saying this.
"Others can just turn a blind eye. You kid wanted to torture me to death at that time. Why don't you use this as an inducement to report my cunning to the emperor?" Xiao Chen asked.
"If you're not deaf or blind, it's the same as being an emperor. He can only pretend to be confused about some things. Otherwise, if something scandalous is found out, who's face will be lost? Besides, this matter of eating has been a thing in the palace since ancient times. , that cannot be prohibited at all, we are all eunuchs, why don’t we understand?" Gong Shouli said.
"Damn it, old Gong didn't notice that you are still a sensible person." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"Just pretend to be confused because you understand." Gong Shouli said, "With so many concubines in the harem, do you keep an eye on them every day? Why do you think you live a long life? Just like that Zhang Juer, was she pregnant with a wild girl that year? Planted? In the end, it was your kid who covered it up, don’t look at me like that, I know everything and I’ll tell you!”
"That has nothing to do with me, it's all the Queen Mother's opinion." Xiao Chen said nonsense, giving him a dead end without any proof.
"This has nothing to do with me. You should stop talking nonsense. I just want to ask you, can you help me?" Gong Shouli said.
"Help, yes, it's not impossible. Who can't ask for help? They're all real friends..." Seeing Gong Shouli glaring at him, Xiao Chen quickly smiled and said, "I mean, even if I say this, it doesn't count. , I will discuss with the doctors at the medical hospital when I go back to see if your old Gong can be operated on in this situation?"
It sounds like he agreed, but there is a condition, that is, he has to wait until he goes back. If he can't go back, then nothing can be mentioned.
"You mean what you say!" Gong Shouli still believed Xiao Chen, because Xiao Chen had no need to help, and there was no need to say such words to deal with him.
"Do you think I'm the same as you? I can suck back the farts I let out. I always mean what I say, and spitting on the ground is like a nail!" Xiao Chen said.
"Okay, okay, you speak more forcefully than I fart, right?" Gong Shouli grinned and raised his glass, "Come on, let's go!"
"I'm not in the mood." Xiao Chen put down the cup he picked up. Whatever happened, he was still in the mood to drink with you.
"What the hell are you still afraid of death?" Gong Shouli expressed surprise.
"Who the hell is not afraid of death!" Xiao Chen said angrily.
"People are afraid of death and don't do anything. You kid has always been seeking death. Logically speaking, you should have died a long time ago. You should be glad that you are dead now." Gong Shouli said with a smile.
"Are you talking human language? Why don't I help you?" Xiao Chen said he was very angry.
"Okay, okay, are you kidding me? Good people don't live long. Why do you have to worry about this disaster? I see you're not going to die yet!" Gong Shouli said, "If the emperor wants to do this, If I kill you, I will give you wine? If the emperor doesn’t want you to die, you can’t die even if you want to!”
"Seriously Ang Laogong, don't you doubt that I am the great rebel of Tianxuan Society, the former crown prince Zhu Yuanqi?" Xiao Chen asked seriously.
"You are suspicious. I see you are a kid. Otherwise, why wouldn't you dare to take off your pants in front of me?" Gong Shouli said with a smile.
"Stop making trouble, I'm telling you the truth!" Xiao Chen said seriously.
"It doesn't matter to me whether I know who you are. What's important is that I know who I am." Gong Shouli said, "I am the eunuch in charge of the ceremony. I only serve the emperor. I will do whatever the emperor asks me to do." , I will think whatever the Emperor tells me to think, and nothing else is under my control."
"The more sage the emperor is, the more idiotic his slaves have to be. Just like you, Xiao Chen. Now you admit that you are Zhu Yuanqi in front of me. I also think you are Zhu Yuanqi, but it is useless. In the end, the emperor has to make the decision. In other words In other words, if the emperor thinks you are, then you are. If the emperor thinks you are not, then you are not. If you are not, then you are not."
Gong Shouli's cultural level was not high, and his speech was not level, but Xiao Chen understood it and expressed great admiration for Gong Shouli's wisdom.
They are the ones who specialize in being slaves!
He was very favored by Li Wanjiang, and he seemed to be proud of his favor. If anyone offended him, he would sue and slander him in front of the emperor.
The emperor helped him vent his anger, and he was very happy and proud; the emperor scolded him for being stupid and mean, and he became frightened and pissed off.
He took his characteristic of having no ambitions and being a villain to achieve his goals to the extreme.
