What a pity...
Boring after boring!
"When I see the forest of guns outside the courtyard, it's like a steel knife piercing my heart. It's hard to see where Long Ting will go if I'm to blame... I'll give you an order... I'll resign and return to the forest as a common people!"
As soon as the aria came out, Fatty and the others all fell to the ground, it was so awful!
This should be the aria from "The Horror of the Han Palace", right? But when others sing it, it’s touching, but when you sing it, it’s murderous!
That special steel knife stabbed your heart. Was it because it stabbed your gallbladder?
What Xiao Chen sang was unpleasant, but the voice was loud enough that even the guards outside the hospital could really hear it.
Everyone shook their heads and sighed together. It turned out that the men were singing and the women were crying.
Look how worried we, Mr. Xiao, are.
Isn’t this all sung?
The Han Palace is in shock! This is so thrilling and thrilling. It is obvious that the emperor didn't hear it, otherwise he would be so moved that he would kill you directly!
It’s too unpleasant to hear!
Even Gong Shouli, who had just entered the house, was shocked. Damn, Xiao Chen, this kid is so arrogant. How could he still be in the mood to kill a chicken after being placed under house arrest?
If it's not killing a chicken, then what is this screaming thing?
Seeing Gong Shouli coming, Xiao Chen was so moved that he almost burst into tears of heroism!
It's been a day, a whole day, and no one has come to the door. Usually when I come back, there is no one stationed in the alley at the door!
Now the door is deserted.
It can be seen that human relationships are cold and warm, and the world is cold and cold. This is because I am hiding from you when I am in despair!
I just forgot how I treated them in the past!
A friend in need is a friend indeed. I didn’t expect that Eunuch Gong would come to see me. It’s like a wave of waves washes over the sand, and only then can you find gold. So Eunuch Gong, you were driven here by waves...
"Xiao Chen, you traitor!" Gong Shouli's face was as dark as water. He pushed Xiao Chen away who tried to come up to hug him, and yelled angrily at the top of his voice, "You are talking nonsense when disaster is imminent? I'm here to serve you. In compliance with the emperor's will, I have come to give you a death, tell me, how do you want to die?"
"Ouch!" Xiao Chen was shocked, his face turned pale, he waved his sleeves with both hands, and he stumbled backwards. If Xiao Yu and Wen Huan hadn't supported him on the left and right, he would have been shocked to the ground!
Boring after boring!
"One sentence woke up the person in my dream. He was boring and boring, and he was so scared that I was pissed and lost my soul! He was boring and boring..."
"Okay, okay! Stop it! Damn it, you haven't been sentenced to death yet, I'm going to be scared to death by you!" Gong Shouli couldn't hold back any longer, covered his mouth and laughed, "Look at you You look like a loser, you are so greedy for life and afraid of death, stop acting like a monkey, kneel down quickly and accept the order, the emperor is not giving you death, he is giving you wine!"
"Gong Shouli, you bastard, you scared me to death!" Xiao Chen was in shock, patting his chest and yelling.
"Why are you so anxious to die? It will only happen sooner or later. The emperor gave you wine, but I don't know if there is poison in the wine." Gong Shouli laughed, extremely happy.
Of course it's not poisonous, it's still good wine.
Because Gong Shouli, a shameless man, didn't even wait for Xiao Chen to stay. After announcing the decree, he sat down, slapped the table and yelled to quickly take down the food and drinks. I'm happy today, and I have to have a drink with Xiao Chen no matter what.
Why are you happy? No need to ask, I will be happy if you are unlucky!
Isn’t this all under house arrest? The next step will definitely be beheading, ha ha ha!
Not in the mood to eat? Stop making trouble, you are going to die, just eat whatever you have to eat, how can you still be a starving ghost?
It won't be easy to reincarnate down there.
By the way, where's Ling'er? Didn't she come with you? No, you are here to die. As a loyal person like me, Ling'er, there is no way that I will not come to collect your body...
Ling'er is really not here. Xiao Chen sent her and Xiao Ye to give gifts to the blind mother-in-law. They also brought a lot of Yanyun specialties this time. In fact, they just wanted to see if she was there?
It's not convenient for him to go out during the day. It's not that he's afraid of being discovered while walking through the tunnel, but he's afraid that if someone comes looking for him, wouldn't it be easy for him to be exposed if he's not around?
Didn't Gong Shouli come here? If only one substitute was left, it would be difficult to cope with it.
Wen Huan and Xiao Yu exchanged a few pleasantries with Gong Shouli and then went out. As soon as the fat man heard that Gong Shouli was coming, he got out of the way first and couldn't smell the smell of urine on this guy!
Xiao Chen came from the palace, so he was very familiar and friendly with the smell, so he didn't have to cover his nose when he sat across from Gong Shouli and drank... On this point alone, you have to admire Xiao Chen's patience. force.
"The Emperor asked me to bring you something to tell you to stay at home and not wander around. After all, you are suspected of being a traitor and should be arrested. That is to say, I begged for mercy for you. , otherwise you can still sit here and drink with me now? I have already suffered in the Jinyiwei Prison and I will tell you." Gong Shouli said.
"I heard you farted!" Xiao Chen almost slapped his ugly face with the wine glass. Are you begging me? It would be more believable if you simply said that you grew Jiji yourself.
"I'm so anxious!" Gong Shouli said with a smile, "I'm not just kidding you because I saw you were in a bad mood... By the way, tell me honestly, are you that Zhu Yuanqi?"
"I am your father!" Xiao Chen said angrily.
"Stop it, take off your pants and let me see." Gong Shouli openly touched Xiao Chen.
"What are you looking at?" Xiao Chen opened his hands with a palm, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.
"Face!" Gong Shouli said with a smile, "I've never seen your bare butt before. What's there to be ashamed of? Do you want me to see if your butt is really growing?"
This is the focus of Gong Shouli's attention.
"Go away, you want to see yourself in the mirror!" Xiao Chen can't show it to him. My Jiji can only be seen by women...and the emperor!
"We brothers have such a good relationship. Have I, Gong Shouli, asked you for anything?" The reason why Gong Shouli has such a good attitude towards Xiao Chen is of course because he wants to ask for something.
Xiao Chen could use Xiao Jiji to figure out what this guy wanted to do?
"No, I won't do it for you even if you ask me. Don't forget that we are enemies." Xiao Chen reminded him to pay attention to his identity. Don't think that I am just sitting here drinking with you as a friend. !
"Enemies in the previous life are enemies in this life." Gong Shouli said, "Hey Xiao Chen, do you think our two brothers were both women in the previous life? Otherwise, why have we become eunuchs in this life?"
"Don't be so disgusting!" Xiao Chen suddenly shuddered, "You don't have to talk too much, that's no good."
"Why is this?" Gong Shouli said with saliva, "When people are about to die, their hearts are kind. How come you don't know how to repent when you are about to die? You do me this favor, and I will do you a favor later."
"How can you help me?" Xiao Chen sneered.
"Help you collect the body. Your kid's most minor crime must be beheading. I'll go back and find a skilled coroner from the Ministry of Punishment, and I'll make sure he sews it up properly for you." Gong Shouli said.
