Zhuge Xiaosheng, dean of the Military Academy, Ye Baiqing, dean of the School of History and Humanities, Xu Wenzhou, dean of the School of Economics, Liu Congshu, dean of the School of Government Affairs, Shangguan Qiji, dean of the Medical College, Liu Fuhai, dean of the Institute of Technology, and visiting professor Madman were all present. held the ceremony and also gave a passionate and inspiring speech.
Among them, the speeches of the madman and the fat man impressed everyone the most.
The lunatic was concise and to the point. After taking the stage, facing the admiring eyes and enthusiastic applause of the students, he said four words expressionlessly, "Goodbye, everyone."
Then he turned around and stepped off the stage.
When he was giving lectures before, he always called the students "Jun", but now he changed it to "You". It was obvious that he regarded the graduates as colleagues, which was equivalent to elevating their status.
The word 'goodbye' contains two meanings. One means formally bidding farewell to everyone in the university hall, and the other means seeing you again in my department in the future.
Even if it is reluctant, it can be considered to be emotional, and it also implies expectations, right?
Madmen are always like this, cherishing words like gold, and everyone is not surprised, so even though he only said four words, he still won the applause of the whole room.
And it left a deep impression on all the graduates. After many years, they still occasionally mention him. That crazy teacher is really... It's hard to put it into words.
Another spokesperson who left a deep impression on everyone was the dean of the medical school, the extremely talkative Shangguan Qiji Fatty.
In fact, he did not intend to speak for so long, but because of his outstanding eloquence, humor, and always enthusiastic applause, he also triggered the crazy attributes of others. He foamed at the mouth, quoted scriptures, spoke with eloquence and witty words. It lasted half an hour!
And no one felt bored, everyone on and off the stage listened with gusto, just like listening to a stand-up comedy.
It would be fine if he only talked about the theoretical practice and significance of his medical school, but on a whim, in order to elevate the important status of his medical school, he downgraded all other disciplines in disguise.
How about a military academy? That is very powerful. Many of these graduates from the military academy will definitely become generals in the future and become military legends like Wei Yuntian, Wu Hanming, Ibrahimovic, Lin Yue, Yue Zhonglin...
But what about my students? We will become their savior. Without us, with all due respect, they would not survive that time!
The School of Economics is also great. As we all know, economics is the lifeblood of our Yanyun, which is highly valued by the old man. Therefore, in the future, all the gentlemen of the School of Economics will definitely become the pillars of Xiangqin and Wenzhou, even if they are not good enough. A businessman who can become one of the richest...
But, but, even if you make a lot of money, can you still buy your health? Even if you are willing to spend ten thousand taels of gold, can it buy you one day of life?
If there is a minor illness, a minor calamity, a major illness or a serious disaster, no matter how much gold or silver you have, it will be of no use. Who do you have to rely on in the end? I ask you gentlemen?
By the way, it’s up to us.
You are like our respected Governor Xiao Chen. Who turned him from a eunuch into a real man?
From then on, he was perfect... Everyone applauded and congratulated him!
If it weren't for the old man and Zhuge Xiaosheng beside him, who were holding Xiao Chen tightly on the left and right, Xiao Chen would have rushed out and fought with the fat man!
When it came to other subjects, Fatty showed some kindness, and the students in each subject just laughed along with them. They felt that Dean Fatty's words were rough and unreasonable, and were so lively and humorous, and they all also sent warm greetings. applause.
But when the fat man said that the dean, teacher, and students of the School of Liberal Arts were all useless scholars, he immediately angered all the students.
A student named Lin Ruoxu came forward and asked the fat man in public why he said that?
"Do I still need to say this? Isn't this something everyone knows?" The fat man made a surprised expression, "You know the military, how to lead troops to defend against foreign enemies? You know the economy, how to settle accounts, and how to strengthen domestic demand? You know? Can cultivating crops increase yields? Do you know the technology and can make cars and boats? You are the only ones who know this!"
To say you are useless is putting it mildly.
"What Dean Shangguan said is wrong!" Lin Ruoxu retorted, "Back then, sir, you defeated Wanyan Pingqiu and won five cities at the Great Zhou Lantern Festival just by composing poems. You can't believe that. Do you know? Please tell me, Dean, is it useless to conquer five cities with just a few poems?"
Xiao Chen is the principal of Yanyun University Hall, so all the students respectfully call him sir. Many years later, they still call him that way when they see him.
Lin Ruoxu is reminding Fatty, don't forget Boss Yanyun, our husband is a scholar!
The most talented man in China is nicknamed Xiao Wucheng. What do you think?
During the two-year Lantern Festival, he defeated Wanyan Pingqiu for the first time, safeguarded our Chinese dignity, recovered our five Chinese cities, and convinced the Japanese scribes for the second time, promoted our Chinese culture, and inspired our Chinese national prestige. That’s why we have so many Japanese students coming to study in our university hall...
How can this be said to be useless?
"Hahaha, little poetry skills, just for fun!" The fat man laughed when he heard this, "There is no technical content at all, who can't do it as long as he can read?"
This is bragging.
"The student still remembers the poem that the teacher recited at that time: 'The great roc rises with the wind one day, and soars up to ninety thousand miles. If the wind stops and comes down, it can still win over the vast water. The world sees my constant special tune, and hears my great words. Sneer, Xuan's father is still afraid of future generations, but his husband must not be young!" Lin Ruoxu's voice was loud and clear, and he recited Xiao Chen's poems from that year.
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately won applause from the audience!
Xiao Chen was so proud that he stood up, cupped his fists and raised his hands to greet everyone.
What's this guy's name?
The flattery is quite good, and it just tickled my boss. He still remembers my poems so clearly... What a good boy, you have a bright future!
"Sir, this poem is unparalleled in ancient and modern times and has been spread all over the world. It makes us look up at the mountains and bow our heads in worship... Dean Shangguan, you said this is a little trick, so please make a poem to show off and let the students worship it. Is that okay?" Lin Ruoxu glared at the fat man.
"Haha, Ruoxu, you've made it impossible for Dean Shangguan to come down from the stage." Ye Baiqing laughed, "I've known him for so long, but I've never seen him write any poems. I'll leave it at that, right?"
It's like adding fuel to the fire.
Sure enough, the students of the School of Liberal Arts clamored together, saying that they must learn from Dean Shangguan's masterpieces today no matter what. Otherwise, why would he slander our School of Liberal Arts and Mr. Shangguan?
"Fat man, I can't save you." Ye Baiqing said to the fat man, "You have to write a poem today no matter what, otherwise my students will be useless, but they will still do great harm to others."
"Why do you guys take it seriously when I say this casually?" The fat man said with a grin, "It's not that I can't write poetry, I'm just lazy. If you insist on me making a fool of myself, then I'll do it with difficulty. A word for fun?"
Damn it, is he really coming?
