"You tell me what this thing is!" Xiao Chen couldn't tolerate the fat man's characteristic of showing off no matter where he was.
"If it's that thing, forget it. If it's not, you'll laugh at it." The fat man said with a smile, "It's not, we'll find out in the evening."
Damn it, he tricked me again!
First set up a team to catch monsters. The fat man named himself the captain and asked everyone who would like to join?
Seeing everyone staring at him dumbfounded and speechless, he had no choice but to take the initiative to call his name, "Xiao Chen, you can be the deputy captain. Ling'er, Xiao Ye, Xinjier, Aguta, everyone will follow my command."
"Qianye." Li Zhixian quietly pulled Qianye Ling's sleeve. She also wanted to join in because it felt like a fun thing.
"Zhixian and I also signed up." Qianye Ling raised his hand.
"Okay, take it, but you don't have to do anything, just follow me and be considered an observer." The fat man agreed happily.
It can be seen that there must be no danger in this operation, and even if there is, it is very small, otherwise the fat man would not be able to let his beloved Qianye and the timid Li Zhixian participate.
"Brother Xiao, Brother Fatty can still catch monsters?" Xinjier's admiration for Fatty was like a torrential river, and it was already endless.
"He should be able to do it." Xiao Chenxin said that he was terrible at catching monsters, but his skills were pretty good!
However, Fatty has officially begun to make...preparations for catching monsters.
Order, find twenty brave and skilled warriors, prepare swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, hammers and meteors...
No? Then scimitars, spears, bows and arrows can only deal with things half-heartedly.
You always have a net on that day, right? nor? Then use a fishing net.
Find another twenty girls with hot bodies and beautiful faces to join the action...
Why? Mountain people have their own wonderful uses, how can I tell you about them?
Even if I tell you, you don’t understand!
Why are you talking so much nonsense? Otherwise you should be the captain of this monster hunting team!
I ordered you to quickly get some sheep livers, chop them into pieces, add honey, bake them over fire, and then grind them into powder. The finer the better!
Another life...
"By the way, bring some shovels and hoes. This is very important. Don't forget it." The fat man finally warned.
What are you going to do? We are going to catch monsters, not to dig for medicine!
"We are here to catch monsters. The time is tight, the tasks are heavy, the risks are high, the difficulty is high, the crises are many, and life and death are unpredictable." The fat man said gloomily, "If any brother or sister is unfortunately killed, we will dig a hole and bury them on the spot. Rest in peace."
Xiao Chenxin said, I heard your nonsense!
After he finished his instructions, he pulled him into the tent and asked, "What on earth are you doing?"
"What the hell are you doing to catch monsters?" the fat man said with a smile.
"Fart, are there any people who can catch monsters like this?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "You kid doesn't know how to catch monsters at all!"
Let me first ask you what the hell is that lamb liver fried with honey? Don't ever say that you are bringing food with you.
"I told you that you don't understand, yet you still insist on asking." The fat man said, "Monsters can change, and they can also become invisible. If you don't pay attention, they will slip away. With this, you don't have to be afraid. When the time comes, just go to them." Once it's spread on his body, it will be difficult for him to escape."
"I'm asking you because I don't understand. Does mutton liver have this magical function?" Xiao Chen was dubious. He knew that mutton liver was edible and tasted pretty good.
"You just know how to eat it! Didn't you know that sheep liver is also a traditional Chinese medicine? It can replenish blood and heat, nourish the liver and improve eyesight. As the saying goes, the dog's precious kidney, the cow's gallbladder, the tiger's bone, the chicken's crown, the donkey's whip...sheep's precious eyes!" Therefore, in ancient times, to ward off evil spirits and catch monsters, one had to grind sheep liver into powder to clear human eyesight and see ghosts, but the methods were different and each had its own magical effect."
The fat man really made a point, and it did make sense.
Since ancient times, medicine has the same origin. In the past, there was no such thing as medical skill, only witchcraft. Those who treated diseases and saved people were all witch doctors, so they were also called witch doctors.
The treatment methods used are also extremely weird, and they always involve ghosts and gods, so the witch doctors are more or less good at magic.
Many of them are still in use today. For example, if a child has a convulsion, the adults in the family will post a piece of paper on the street that says, "Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Earth, there is a night cryer in my family. Gentlemen in the past will read it once, and it will last until they sleep." Sleep until daylight! '
If you don’t believe it yet, sometimes it really works.
The line between witchcraft and medicine is actually very blurry.
Just like Fatty used the Red Blood Sky Spider to help Valova remove the evil little frog from her body. Is this considered medical skill or witchcraft?
It is also difficult to define.
So the fat man also knows a little bit of witchcraft. You can also say it is magic or mysticism.
It's quite mysterious anyway.
"Then what do you want the hoe to do? Is the monster still in the hole and needs to be dug out?" Xiao Chen asked again. He didn't believe it was used to bury people.
"Hehe, let me tell you, the monster might still be in the field. We have to throw him out later... Come on, I can't bear to see you in such a panic, so I'll just tell you, come on, I I guess the one who did it is not a monster, but an elf." The fat man said.
What is the difference between monsters and elves?
"Monsters generally refer to animals, while elves are mostly plants. As the saying goes, a hundred years of Ganoderma lucidum turns into an immortal, a thousand years of wild ginseng turns into a human being, and a thousand-year-old mountain spirit turns into a dog! Do you know what a mountain spirit is? It's..." the fat man explained.
"Mountain spirit? Isn't it Polygonum multiflorum?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"You can teach me how to answer this! Yes, Polygonum multiflorum will turn into a hairless white dog. In fact, it is not a dog, but its shape is similar to that of a dog. Ginseng has charming properties, and Polygonum multiflorum extracts the essence and blood. Its behavior is no different from that of a monster. Now that we have encountered it, we must eliminate it for the people!" The fat man said righteously.
When he checked the symptoms of the five young people, he was actually a little suspicious that the ten thousand-year-old Shouwu was responsible. When he heard the soldier said that he saw a white dog, he was basically sure. He was happy in his heart, but he didn't say anything. Put on a show.
I'm just a little confused as to how this ten thousand-year-old Shouwu could be born in such a cold place in the north? Generally speaking, they are born in the Central Plains or in the south, and there are very few in the north.
But maybe it's because he grew up here that he was safe for thousands of years, otherwise he might have been found long ago.
The basic functions of Polygonum multiflorum are to nourish the liver and kidneys, replenish essence and blood, and blacken beard and hair. The functions of Polygonum multiflorum of ten thousand years are more than that...
After all, this thing is a bit evil. Ginseng is charming. It is for self-protection. He takes blood and essence, but in order to nourish himself, he also hurts people's lives.
No wonder the fat man is filled with righteous indignation and wants to eliminate harm for the people.
"Thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum is quite valuable, right?" Xiao Chen said coldly.
"That's not very valuable." The fat man grinned, "It's just an ordinary medicinal material."
"Really? Then if you catch him, can you give it to me?" Xiao Chen said.
"Don't make trouble!" said the fat man, "I have to use it to make medicine to save people. Later, when I refine it into pills, I can give you two pills. It will guarantee that you will not grow old, your appearance will last forever, and you will not be able to get rid of the golden gun." Fall, one pillar holds the sky...hehehehe!"
