"It's a brother." Fatty said without hesitation, "But I will never go out to poop with you!"
"It's really not interesting enough." Xiao Chen kicked him and looked at Rasputin enthusiastically, "Hit him crookedly, Horsetooth Drucker, White Doom! (Come on, my friend, let's Walk)"
"Gejin? (Where to go)" Just as everyone felt awkward hearing Rasputin speak Chinese, he also felt awkward hearing Xiao Chen speak Russian, but fortunately he could understand it.
"Too many! (toilet)" Xiao Chen said loudly.
"Pinch!" Rasputin said that he didn't have any daddy to deal with, "Um, no, no. (I don't have anything)"
"Huliga! (Rogue)" Xiao Chen immediately changed his face.
Both gangsters refused to follow him out to do errands, but Xiao Ye was willing, but he was sleeping soundly, and he definitely couldn't greet Liu Congshu and Wen Chengxu.
I can only come out on my own.
"Boss?" Seeing him coming out, two brothers of the Cavalry Guard immediately came over in the darkness.
"It's okay, I'll go for a walk over there and relieve myself." Xiao Chen said.
"It's very dark in the woods, boss, don't go too far." Brothers Xiaoqiwei were willing to accompany them, but Xiao Chen was embarrassed.
It's okay to let Fatty and the others go, but the brothers under his command must not instruct them like this.
He has to go further, if his brothers hear anything, it will lose his dignity as the boss...
The forest is deep, the wind blows strangely, and the dark trees are like giants standing upright, condescendingly glaring at those who come. This inexplicable sense of compulsion makes Xiao Chen suddenly feel awe, isn't it?
Gods in the sky, ghosts on the ground, I'm rude, disrespectful, offensive, I'll be done with it, I'll leave as soon as I'm done...
After finishing the work, he immediately walked back, but as he walked, it felt like something was wrong. He hadn't walked for so long when he came... Damn it, you got lost?
The night is dark, the north wind is howling, and there are many trees. It's dark everywhere, and they all look the same. You said it won't snow in this weather, otherwise you can definitely find your way back by following the footprints.
It's embarrassing now.
Because it’s a bit embarrassing to shout loudly. Speaking of which, the dignified governor, the boss of the big guys, got lost when he went to the latrine. If this spread, it would be embarrassing, and the fat guy would laugh his head off!
Besides, the propagation of sound in the forest is extremely limited, and the wind is so strong, even if he shouts at the top of his lungs, no one will be able to hear him.
How to deal with this?
Walking back and forth with my hands behind my back, I remember the way I came...
Suddenly I heard a person in the forest shout loudly, "Password!"
Xiao Chen, who was frightened, bowed his head and said with a smile, "What the hell, that brat, I don't even recognize your boss?"
"Password!" The man didn't seem to recognize Xiao Chen, so he asked again in an accentuated tone.
"The password... what the hell is the password tonight?" Xiao Chen heard what Lin Yue said, but he was just chatting with Angelina and didn't pay attention. It seemed like...
There was only a terrifying creaking sound of bowstrings coming from all around, and the man asked one last time, "The password."
"Canned food!" Xiao Chen suddenly remembered that Lin Yue was opening the canned food when the Qiaoqiwei brothers who were responsible for tonight's security came in and asked for the password.
Whoosh whoosh! With the sound of bow strings, dozens of feathered arrows shot out like locusts. Xiao Chen was shocked and tapped his toes. A green onion on the dry land was pulled up more than ten feet high. Infuriating energy flowed, and the palms of both hands were in flames. Suddenly it surged, like two divine dragons hovering in the air, reflecting the surroundings in a bright light.
But I saw hundreds of armored soldiers standing quietly in the forest. The leader was a man, nine feet tall, with a face as heavy as jujubes, lips as greased, red phoenix eyes, and silkworm eyebrows. He had a dignified appearance and majestic appearance. He held a green dragon sword in his hand. A strand of long beard hangs straight down from his chest, fluttering in the wind...
Damn it! Isn’t this Mr. Guan Yunchangguan!
Xiao Chen's surprise was really extraordinary. He almost fell on his butt after landing, right? In shock, his voice trembled slightly, "Are you Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang?"
"It's Guan Yunchang of a certain family, Guan Yunfei on the right side of the mountain, but who are you, and how can you use the flame palm?" The man actually saw Xiao Chen's martial arts, and waved his hands and ordered his subordinates not to release arrows until he asked him the reason.
"So you are Guan Yunfei...haven't you been dead a long time ago?" Xiao Chen instantly activated Zhu Yuanqi's memory and remembered who this man who looked like Guan Yunchang was but named Guan Yunfei.
He was originally a general stationed at Yanyunguan in the former Han Dynasty. He was once a powerful figure in northern Xinjiang, but later he fell ill and died at the age of thirty-nine.
Emperor Zhu Chuan of the Han Dynasty was very sad and posthumously named him Marquis of Yanyun.
He died very early, so Xiao Chen had never seen him. He had only heard of his name, but he never expected that not only his name was only one character different from Guan Yunchang, but his appearance was also so similar. He was probably the descendant of Mr. Guan. People can’t tell…
But why is he here? And he has been dead for so many years, so he is...
"Do you also recognize Wu Fatian?" Xiao Chen asked tentatively.
"I know who you are," Guan Yunfei asked.
"He is my grandfather, and I am Zhu Yuanqi, the former prince of the Han Dynasty." Xiao Chen said solemnly, "Guan Yunfei is dead, does his loyal soul still care?"
"Oh? Are you the prince?" Guan Yunfei's expression changed, "Why do you prove this?"
"What do you want as proof?" Xiao Chen asked.
"Ringing the bell, drinking wine, the sea is filled with sorrow, green fire blowing into the nest, twin squids! There are only two crows shining in the sky forever, the remaining stars break through the moon and open up the sky, there is a guest in the throne, the emperor's spirit, the left side has seventy-two stars with bright pearls..." Guan Yunfei He chanted loudly.
"The general dismounted his horse and pushed up the mountain, the wind rolled into the Yellow River and the wine poured out, the sword light went up to the sky and the cold comet faded, the Ming Dynasty painted the land divided into rivers and mountains, the general called the dragon to send the guests away, the stone broke through the sky and hit the jade bucket!" Xiao Chen continued.
"If you are the prince, please take off your clothes. There are seventy-two sons, please let me watch." Guan Yunfei raised his sword upside down and stepped forward. Danfeng stared at Xiao Chen with squinted eyes.
Xiao Chen sighed and couldn't remember how many times he had taken off his pants in front of others...
But every time he takes off his pants, there is a big reward, which is really ironic.
"Your Majesty, please let me bow!" Guan Yunfei pushed the jade pillar from Jinshan Mountain, holding a big sword in his hand, and knelt down on one knee. Hundreds of people around him also knelt down, but they held their heads high and stared at Xiao Chen with bright eyes.
"Everyone, get up. If I'm not wrong, you are all dead. Since you are dead, I am no longer your prince." Xiao Chen said.
"You are born as a man of the Han Dynasty, and you die as a man of the Han Dynasty!" Guan Yunfei said in a deep voice, "Why did the prince say this? Is it because he is useless?"
"That's not what you are saying." Xiao Chen said hurriedly, "I am saying that since you are dead, you should go to the grave and rest in peace, and you don't need to worry about the affairs of the world. But if you have any unfulfilled wishes in the world, you can tell me, and I will try my best. Help you do it.”
"The big man has not returned yet, and the clown is in power. I hate him to death!" Guan Yunfei said.
"General Yunfei..." Xiao Chen sighed.
"If the prince does not abandon him, Guan and others will follow him life and death. If he abandons his withered body, how can he dare to say anything? Prince, please go this way. Guan is entrusted by the late king and has a hidden treasure. There are fragments of the picture, please move the prince..." Guan Yunfei pointed to a small hill.
