Before Xiao Chen set off, Wu Xiuping suddenly fell ill.
The disease is very serious, but also very strange, the kind that even Shangguan Qiji can't detect the symptoms!
Xiao Chen was alarmed early in the morning, and he rushed over to visit him. When he saw Wu Xiuping lying motionless on the bed, with his eyes closed and his face flushed, his heart became cold. Damn it, Brother Xiuping, are you swollen? What a?
This seems to be a state of near death.
"I'm going to die." Wu Xiuping's voice was weak as he was about to die.
"Fat man?" Seeing that he could still speak, Xiao Chen felt that he was not hopeless yet.
"Let him die." The fat man said angrily.
yeah? What a word!
"You're pretending to be sick so early in the morning, and you're still trying to survive. I was just thinking about it when I was sleeping, and they woke me up. Look, I don't even have any shoes on...what the hell!" The fat man was really angry.
Malingering? Xiao Chen was surprised again. Brother Xiuping is not such a pretentious person. Why is it that he has been so tired from work recently that he is exhausted both mentally and physically, so he feels hopeless?
"My heart hurts, it hurts like a knife!" Wu Xiuping said weakly, "My heart feels empty, so empty."
You ask me how deep the pain is? Sing a song to represent my heart. Xiao Chen, help me beat the beat. I can't find the right tune...
You say you are so tender, give me a dream, wandering in the undulating waves, in your arms, my dream comes true, turning around, the waves are turbulent and disappearing from the world of mortals, leaving traces of water, leaving only regrets in the sky. May he be born with yesterday’s figure accompanying him and never be separated from him forever!
Clang in a clang...
It is said that you who are so strange, crushing my dreams, like the brief light of foam on the water, are my life... are my life...
Damn it, it's all over, something bad is going to happen. Xiao Chen was deeply shocked after hearing about Wu Xiuping's illness. That tender girl couldn't be Qianye Ling, right?
"Ah, bah!" The fat man became even more angry, "My goddess, he deserves it too!"
Who is that? Are you going to make me, Shuhei-san, fall deeply lovesick and extremely ill all of a sudden?
"Xiao Chen, do you think it looks like it?" Wu Xiuping suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Xiao Chen, and looked at him expectantly.
"Who are you...like?" Xiao Chenxin said that you shouldn't be called the Three Crazy People, you should be called the Big Crazy Person. Even the lunatic people are not as crazy as you!
"He Zhiyuan!" Wu Xiuping grabbed Xiao Chen's arm tightly and wouldn't let go, "You can't help but know that the heroine whose sex is in the sky is my dream lover!"
Oh... Xiao Chen suddenly realized that Wu Xiuping was talking about her!
It was none other than Li Renzong's niece Li Zhixian. No wonder Xiao Chen felt that she looked familiar at first sight last night. It turned out that she looked very similar to He Zhiyuan! It’s just that Li Zhixian has sideburns, while in the impression that He Jiyuan has long hair and shawl... What a boy, good eyesight, ah, this is not good eyesight, as long as a normal man is not blind, he will definitely like this Big beauty.
"Don't you think this is something that doesn't happen?" said the fat man, "I saw her last night, and now I'm sick, and I'm really desperate for life. I'm really worthless!"
The fat man said that I really despise you.
"Don't talk about Xiuping, aren't you the same?" Xiao Chen said.
"Don't compare him to me. Our love is so pure and noble." The fat man said, "That's not the case with this kid. He is purely in love with someone else's body. Look, there is evidence here. It was him yesterday. Left over from late spring dreams!"
The fat man said as he lifted the quilt off Wu Xiuping's body, and what he saw was unsightly.
Oh, it’s so unbearable and embarrassing! Xiao Chen immediately closed his eyes, and suddenly felt that his arm was still being grabbed by Wu Xiuping. He quickly shook it off, and goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body. Damn it, did you use this hand last night?
"You're a man, who hasn't had a frivolous dream in your youth? I'm a thirty-year-old man, and I've never even held a woman's hand in my past life. How can I imagine that? It’s been a long night, tossing and turning, when the love reaches the depths...why don’t you allow me to have an erotic dream and indulge for a little while?”
Wu Xiuping became so angry that he broke the jar and smashed it. He was a fox in the mountains. He was talking about chatting with me!
What kind of brothers are you? Seeing my brother so sad, why don’t you comfort me and help me? Instead, you mocked me with cold words and scolded me with harsh words. You stabbed a knife in my already bloody heart, which made me heartbroken and painful. It's so painful that it's so painful that I don't want to live anymore... Please get out and let me die. I won't live anymore!
The two of them couldn't stand still anymore, and both smelled a familiar and disgusting smell in their noses... Without saying a word, they opened all the windows on all sides, and the cold wind blew in, making Wu Xiuping scream and scream. Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and change your clothes. Throw away this thing you are wearing immediately and throw it into the stove to burn. You are so shameless and we still have shame.
"You two are both bad guys, Ah Zhi!" Wu Xiuping was really sick now. As soon as he got out of bed, he was blown by the cold wind. It would be strange not to be sick.
"Damn it, you kid is even more awesome than me. My love rival is a prince... ah no, he is the prince now. It would be better for you to have a love rival who is the current Emperor of Zhou Dynasty! If you have I'm so handsome and unrestrained, that's all for my peerless appearance. Take a look at your character and think about whether the princess will like you?"
"It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat, and it has come up with new ways to eat it! I'm telling you, it's impossible. She is the princess of Gao Juli. What kind of kid are you? A rational... what kind of thing are you here for? Oh, man from science and engineering, do you think you are worthy of joining this family?" The fat man asked a question that struck a chord.
"Not worthy." Wu Xiuping sighed. She is a goddess and I am an otaku. One is in the sky and the other is underground. They are separated by the atmosphere, stratosphere, troposphere... in short, there are many layers.
That's why I'm so sad.
"If you say you're worthless, you'll give me a coward right away!" The fat man became even more angry when he saw his virtue, "What's wrong with the princess? Isn't the princess a human being? Please touch your crotch for me, do you have any eggs?" If you have any, then get hard! Are you still a man when you are so soft? A toad still wants to eat swan meat, you are worse than a toad!"
"Then what do you want me to do?" Wu Xiuping asked resentfully.
"Get rid of her!" Fatty said, "Don't say she is just a princess, so what if she is a princess? Can she still escape from the clutches of our brothers? That's it, Xiao Chen, go and catch her now , I prepared a pair of poison for her to eat, and stuffed it directly into Shuhei's bed, allowing him to realize his dream, and also fulfilling our brotherhood!"
"Ah? This, this, this is embarrassing, right?" Wu Xiuping smiled shyly.
"Damn it, you still know how to be embarrassed?" the fat man said with a smile.
"Ah sneeze!" Wu Xiuping said.
