"Ugly, very ugly!" Xiao Chen said, "If you don't say anything else, just your appearance, it's uglier than you. No, I mean you're not as good-looking as him, and that's not right. I mean you're better than him. Ugly..."
"Excuse me!" Shangguan Qiji's nose was crooked with anger, and he was about to walk away.
"Look at you, I'm so anxious to even make a few jokes with you. It's really ugly. I'm as good as fat as you, but that's not important. Don't you always like to say, 'No matter how ugly you are?' Is there anyone who loves a man like you? Tanhua is ugly but she is a hero. Beautiful women love heroes... Could it be that you, fat man, can't even compare to him?"
"This is still a human saying." Shangguan Qiji's face softened slightly.
"You, fat man, are so smart that you have been confused for a while, or you are just a fan of the authorities. From my perspective, Qianye doesn't like Huyan either. She did this on purpose, to show you, just to let you know Just retreat and don't think anything wrong about her."
Xiao Chen's analysis was very reasonable, but it was of no comfort to the fat man.
"So there's no chance for me?" Shangguan Qiji sighed, "Forget it, forceful melons are not sweet after all, so just think that my encounter with Qianye was a beautiful misunderstanding. In the future, ...Oh, what are you doing, kid?"
But it was Xiao Chen who stretched out his hands and pinched his big face and tore it hard, "Don't move, I suspect you are someone else pretending to be you! You must be wearing a human skin mask on your face. What kind of evildoer is he? Quickly reveal yourself!"
"I'm heartbroken. I'm about to shed tears as soon as I speak. You're still joking with me. Are you a brother?" Shangguan Qiji pushed him away.
"It's you, other people can't be so thick-skinned." Xiao Chen confirmed, but at the same time he expressed surprise, "I'm surprised, how can you give up so easily if you are so thick-skinned? Shouldn't you be stalking me? Is that so? Have you forgotten the simple truth that a good girl is afraid of stalking a man? Plunder her!"
"Then I will continue to pester her?" The fat man was really following his advice, which showed that what he just said was all nonsense.
"It's about dating her, not pestering her. It's true that a good girl is afraid of stalking a man, but you also have to look at who the target is. For example, Xiangqin, Qiu Ruolan, Sister Lin, they are all people with very strong ideas in their hearts. If they don't like her, it's useless no matter how hard you pester her. Qianye Ling is also a girl like this, so you have to have a strategy." Xiao Chen said.
"It makes sense. I'd like to hear the details." The fat man asked shamelessly.
"There is a saying in the art of war: soldiers have no constant momentum, and water has no constant shape. Those who can win due to changes in the enemy are called gods! The same is true for chasing girls. You must formulate a strategy first, but you must also implement it according to the changes and developments of the situation. Adapt to circumstances, for example, your strategy is to 'entangle', but what if you can't entangle? Then you have to 'let go'."
You must be able to move freely in order to change from passive to active. Of course, "let go" does not mean letting you go, but a strategy. Do you want to know more about playing hard to get?
But even if it is indulgence, it can be too indulgent. The distance can be farther, but the connection must be broken. This is called the body being separated from the spirit, and the heart having thousands of knots. You must know Yunxiu’s Scarlet Blood Sky Spider Silk, right? Although it is invisible, it can bind people tightly...
"Does it mean that we are always together, like a shadow?" Shangguan Qiji was so smart, he understood it immediately.
"Boys can be taught!" Xiao Chen said he was very pleased, so it was not in vain that I wasted my time.
"Then let me give it a try?" The fat man expressed his acceptance, but he still had something to say, "If all other methods fail, do you think it would be too rude for me to attack her overlord?"
"Fat man, to be honest, I still like your shameless and shameless look. This is the real you." Xiao Chen was happy.
Liu Mofeng was going to die of coward. After returning to Xuanyi Guard, he locked himself in the room and sulked because he was angry with himself.
The boss values so much and the big guys trust him so much that he is put in charge of the important department of Xuanyi Guard, but he is so useless!
What a waste of snacks!
Last time the assassin sneaked into the Governor's Mansion to assassinate the boss and almost killed the old man. This was Liu Mofeng's serious dereliction of duty!
Although neither the boss nor the old man blamed him, and even found him to have a heart-to-heart talk and explain things to him, he felt even worse.
Now there was another poisoning incident, and the other party was still in broad daylight. He succeeded easily under his nose, and he was even poisoned. How could he be embarrassed?
Depressed, he even had the idea of taking the blame and resigning, but wouldn't this make him even more cowardly and incompetent?
This matter must be investigated to the bottom of the matter, and the poisoner must be arrested and brought to justice. Otherwise, there is no need to take the trouble of resigning and just buy a piece of tofu and kill him in public.
And time is also very urgent, because in a few days it will be the day when the leaders and princes of the northern Xinjiang tribes will go to Changshan for a meeting. If anything goes wrong at that time, the consequences will be really disastrous.
But how easy is it to find out the murderer in a short time? The only clue at present is those coopers, and those coopers are definitely not the murderers. Liu Mofeng can figure it out with his nose...
Even so, now we can only investigate this clue first.
In fact, Liu Mofeng had already sent people to investigate last night, but so far, no news has been received, and I'm afraid it was all in vain.
If this clue cannot be found, then where can one go to check for Qi...
While he was thinking hard, he suddenly heard the sound of chaotic footsteps outside, and someone banged on the door, interrupting his thoughts.
"Who the hell is that!" Liu Mofeng was startled, "Are you knocking on the door or breaking down the door? Come in here and see if I don't beat you to death!"
"Boss, I caught you!" A brother from Xuanyi Wei rushed in with excitement, but it was Li Fei.
"Did you catch your ass?" Liu Mofeng was not angry. He stood up and walked around behind him. He gave his big butt a flat kick and knocked him to the ground!
"It's not shit, it's the murderer who poisoned the Governor's Mansion!" The brother rubbed his buttocks and got up, shouting, "There are eight of them in total, and they are all arrested!"
"Damn it, Li Fei, you are so tight that you need to be beaten. It's all because I spoil you so much. Are you talking to me, your boss? You need to be beaten carefully!" He picked it up! There was a broom next to the wall, and he was given a hard beating on his butt.
Li Fei did not dodge, and shouted while being beaten, "Boss, I really caught him, he is outside now!"
"Sigh... You guys just can't keep your composure. Have you caught those coopers? They can only be regarded as suspicious persons, but they may not be the murderers. I'm afraid that nothing can be found in the trial. Come on, I'm going to beat you to make your memory long, don't catch a sesame seed and treat it like a watermelon." Liu Mofeng threw away the broom and sighed.
If my boss hadn't calmed down and knew that you didn't actually get the real culprit, wouldn't your joy be in vain?
