"Dean Shangguan's words are my words." Xiao Chen said, "As long as you work hard, you will have no problem if you want to be an official. I will ignore you for the rest and let Shangguan make the decision. But there is one thing I can do now I promise everyone that as long as you work for three years, make no mistakes during this period, and work diligently enough, I will grant you the rank of ninth grade after being approved by the superior officer!"
Not really?
Everyone was overjoyed and fell to their knees. First they thanked Mr. Xiao, and then thanked our respected Dean Shangguan...
"By the way, let me ask, do you have anyone who can cure the madness?" Xiao Chen's purpose here is to cure Ling'er's madness.
I wonder if there is a psychiatric department here?
"Who is it?" An old man with a goatee came forward immediately, "Sir, your eyes are clear and your pupils are bright, but you don't seem to be crazy?"
"It's not me, it's this person." Xiao Chen pulled Ling'er over and showed it to everyone.
"Oh? How could Miss Ling'er... Let me see if it's hysteria?" A white-faced doctor rushed forward.
"She can walk on her own. It can't be hysteria. I think it might be epilepsy. She'll be fine if she doesn't have an attack. But if she does have an attack..."
"Look at her breathing evenly and her complexion is rosy. It's not epilepsy. Oh, it's not madness, right? We need to take a closer look... Miss Ling'er, have you drank water these days?"
"Hey, hey, Miss Ling'er, don't run away. If shortness of breath injures the heart meridian and triggers epilepsy and hysteria, it's not stubborn!"
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"Get the hell out of here!" Shangguan Qiji cursed angrily and drove everyone away.
"Can you, the governor, be a little too deep?" He returned to the room and complained to Xiao Chen, "You are talking nonsense!"
"Ling'er is my sweetheart. You've driven her crazy. How can I still be serious?" Xiao Chen said loudly.
"Brother, I'm not crazy." Ling'er said.
"Shut up!" Xiao Chen said.
Ling'er sighed helplessly, there is a kind of madness, your brother thinks you are crazy...
"Emei Flying Sword?" Xiao Chen was immediately happy when he heard that Ling'er was practicing Flying Sword, "Stop it, can she learn such a powerful martial arts with her qualifications? Even her master Ciyun can't do it, okay?" ! Ling'er, be good, listen to me, let's not learn anymore, it will be a waste of time, look at your little red eyes..."
"Eh? Brother, you are looking down on people!" In fact, Ling'er also wanted to back down, but Xiao Chen's words inspired her to be competitive!
You said I can't do it, and the master also said I can't do it, but I have to do it once, girl, to show you!
But if you, fat brother, are teasing me, then the consequences will be quite serious. I will do nothing in my life except to do right by you...
Don't tell me girl, I didn't predict what I said!
"I bet you two Dragon Spirit Pearls, you can't learn!" Xiao Chen pointed out his finger at Ling'er and laughed at you for not daring to bet!
"Hang yourself with a hook and you won't be allowed to change for a hundred years... Fat brother, you can testify, this guy is really cheating!" Why doesn't Ling'er dare?
"You are still not convinced that you kid is short-sighted!" Shangguan Qiji shook his head and sighed, "Xiao Chen's pearls were all given to Duanmu Nanfeng, you don't know what to do!"
"Gold, gold, twenty thousand taels of gold, okay?" Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"No." Ling'er suddenly became smarter, "I'll bet a thousand taels of gold. If I win, give it to me. If I lose, I'll give you a Dragon Spirit Pearl!"
Brother Lion opened his mouth. If I win, he will definitely not give me even a tael of gold! In fact, it is useless to hang yourself with a hook...so it is better to ask for less, so that he will be embarrassed to default on the bill.
"Oh my!" Xiao Chen was surprised, "This little girl has become smarter. Maybe she can really learn the Emei Flying Sword!"
In fact, whether Shangguan Qiji asked Ling'er to look at her hair or whether Xiao Chen used stimulating techniques on her, it was all to make her calm down.
If the mind is not calm, nothing can be learned.
Ling'er's qualities in all aspects are extremely excellent, but this heart can't calm down.
You can't do two things at once, but Ling'er can always do several things at once.
She would mess around with everything. She wanted to see the cannon built by a lunatic. She wanted to try it when Liu Fuhai built a hot air balloon. She wanted to choose a new batch of horses at the racecourse. A batch of furs came from Northern Xinjiang. , she had to choose, the dishes were not washed during the meal, and she had to scold the cook...
When her brother Xiao Chen was thinking about something, she kept asking him which sister-in-law do you miss? If that doesn't work, I'll accompany you to Xianbo and let you meet the Uluolan Cowherd and Weaver Girl on the Magpie Bridge. How about you watching?
Can she still learn martial arts?
So you all know why Master Ciyun refused to take her back to Mount Emei even if she was beaten to death, right?
"That's not a sure way to learn... Sneeze!" Ling'er sneezed loudly out of thin air, rubbed his nose and said, "Fat brother, what's the weird smell in this room?"
Like a puppy, I smelled the source of the strange smell, but it was a closed house, right? What plane are you doing inside...
"Let's go, let's go back and look at that hair of yours! You go back first, I'll talk to the fat man about something." Xiao Chen came over, grabbed her, threw her to the door, and kicked her with a flying kick Go out and close the door tightly.
"How's the research going?" Xiao Chen knew what Shangguan Qiji was doing.
"It's almost usable. Isn't it just a medicinal powder that can blind the eyes and choke the nose? What does Dugulou want this thing for?" Shangguan Qiji didn't know why he took the job.
"This is a military secret. If I tell you, I will kill you." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"I'm warning you, I'm a doctor. What I do is to treat diseases and save people. I don't get involved in wars and murders. So if you want to use this thing to kill people...forget it, I won't ask, just When I don't know anything, what, you just happened to be here, let's talk about the salary increase, right?" Shangguan Qiji said.
"How on earth are you going to teach Ling'er Emei swordsmanship? Once this girl gets serious, she can be very stubborn. You always let her look at that hair and turn around and her eyes will be turned upside down... Isn't there something mysterious about that hair? "Xiao Chen said.
"It's hard to tell you the beauty of it..." Shangguan Qiji was about to show off, but he was startled when he saw flames suddenly appear in Xiao Chen's palm, "Hey, a gentleman talks but never moves!"
In fact, speaking of that hair, it is just an ordinary hair with nothing on it, but the magic lies in this "nothing".
When Ling'er finally discovered this 'nothing', she would be able to become enlightened directly.
"When my second grandfather commented on the world's martial arts, he pointed out its shortcomings when talking about Emei's martial arts. Emei's internal skills now only have the desire to win and kill, but not the heart of emptiness and compassion, so No matter how strong he is, it is always difficult to reach the highest level, and even Ci Yun, who is as strong as Ci Yun, cannot master the Emei Flying Sword."
"This is like a doctor's prescription. Ginseng alone, a tiger and wolf medicine, can certainly cure diseases, but if the mild-tempered sheep medicine licorice is missing from the formula, it will often be unbearable for the patient and lead to more suffering. After all, a sin is not a good cure..."
Shangguan Qiji began to talk.
