Li Wanjiang's face was a little unhappy. After all, the fact that two of his favorite ministers appeared in the brothel at the same time somewhat tarnished his face as an emperor.
Of course, my favorite Xiao Chen also came here, but Xiao Chen is a eunuch, and his identity alone shows his innocence.
But it’s hard to get angry, because other people are here too, right?
"Both Mr. Zhu and Mr. Wang love to listen to little songs. Don't mention it now. The girls here are all talented. They can sing the songs well and play the piano wonderfully... Then Huang Sir, why don't I go up and take a look first?" Xiao Chen means that this is a very elegant place, which is different from the vulgarity of other brothels.
"Yeah." Li Wanjiang nodded.
Xiao Chen hurriedly ran upstairs, arrived at the private room and kicked the door open. As expected, Zhu Xiaochuan and Wang Anbang were sitting inside, accompanied by several other officials.
Everyone was disheveled and drunk, and they all had a girl in their arms. They were kissing, touching, shouting, and laughing. The scene was very unbearable!
When I saw someone kicking the door, I was about to get angry, but when I saw it was Xiao Chen, I immediately responded with anger and joy, oh my, brother Xiao, are you here too? Come over quickly, sit down, and call a girl to come over and let us guys have a good time!
Xiao Chen had three black lines on his forehead, and he said in his heart that he was so happy, so happy, you guys are about to become extremely happy and sad, you know?
"Okay, my two brothers, you look like this... Go, go, all of you, get out!" Xiao Chen waved his hands to drive them away with a dark face.
"Mr. Xiao, don't bother me. You're all here. It's great to have fun together. Today is a treat for me. I have to offer you two glasses of wine no matter what." A fat official came over with a drink, " The subordinate officer is Jiang Muchian, and my brother is the prefect of Haining, Jiang Mucheng. He said to tell you..."
"What the hell, I don't know you yet?" Xiao Chen knocked his wine glass away, "Get out of here right away! Don't make me do anything."
Seeing Xiao Chen's thunderous rage, the officials were all frightened. No one dared to say another word and hurriedly called on the girls to run out with their heads lowered in despair.
"Muxian!" Xiao Chen called out to the gray-faced Jiang Muxian again, "Take them through the back door!"
"Ah? Yes, yes, yes." Hearing Xiao Chen's friendly shout, Jiang Muxian regained his dignity a little and hurriedly greeted everyone, "Master Xiao may be performing official duties. We brothers should be silent and stay behind!"
"What are you two eldest brothers doing standing still? Hurry up and get ready to pick up the car!" Xiao Chen said in a deep voice.
ah? The two of them were shocked to hear this and broke into cold sweat at the same time. Pick up? Who? Damn it, it’s not the emperor who’s here!
"If the emperor asks you about it later, just tell me that I strongly recommended you to come and listen to the music!" At the critical moment, Xiao Chen was so proud!
Li Wanjiang didn't get angry when he saw the two people kneeling on the ground tremblingly. He just snorted coldly, "Why is the world now at peace in our country?"
These are heart-wrenching words, even worse than scolding them directly.
The two of them were speechless and could only bow to the ground.
This is a smart person, because at this moment, no matter what you say, it is wrong.
"You two adults, you'd better get up first. The emperor is visiting privately incognito, so it won't be good if others see him." Xiao Chen was talking to Xini at the side.
"Who punished you to kneel down? Get up." Li Wanjiang said coldly.
The two of them stood up in a hurry and looked at Li Wanjiang with low eyebrows. They didn't know what to say.
You can't ask the emperor why you are here, right?
"Is this a poem you wrote, Xiao Chen?" Li Wanjiang ignored the two of them and looked at the poems hanging on the wall with his hands behind his back.
"I was so drunk that day that I can't even remember it." Xiao Chen said hurriedly, "These people are really troublesome, so I asked them all to withdraw!"
"No need, you are a romantic and talented man, it is normal for you to leave a few words in a brothel... There are hundreds of poems about wine fights in five cities, and you sleep in a restaurant in the royal market. The emperor calls you but you can't get on your horse, just because I am a wine fairy? Hmm? , not bad." Li Wanjiang just glanced at other poems, but he stayed in front of Xiao Chen's original poem for a long time.
"This is also Chen's drunken graffiti, and the emperor laughed at it." Xiao Chen saw that the word 'Chen' had been scratched, and thought to himself, damn it, I really drank too much that day, so I forgot what I wrote at that time? But since Yihongyuan has put it on it, it means that it must be a zigzag... maybe it's a 'ye'.
If this is the case, it is appropriate to even ask him about the crime of deceiving the emperor.
"Aiqing's poems are well done, but the characters are mediocre." Li Wanjiang commented, "They are all too sloppy... Only the character 'chen' is written by Zhou Zheng."
Is Li Wanjiang's eyesight comparable to that of ordinary people? You can tell at a glance that this word is wrong.
"A minister should be rigorous and upright." Xiao Chen said with saliva, "It seems that although I was drunk at the time, I still had the heart of a minister."
"Hmph, what a clever word!" Li Wanjiang did not continue to pursue the matter.
Suddenly I heard a commotion outside the door, but it was Ling'er's sharp voice, "Hey, you old bustard, do you have any eyes? Lower your head and rush in! My brother and the others are talking about something, please don't come in!"
"Oh my god, girl, you are so mean, but this is not the place where you are so mean. This is a brothel, but it is not a government office. It is a place for drinking and having fun, not a place for talking about things! I am the master and not an idler. Why don't you let me go in to serve the gentlemen?" Xiao Xiangyu's voice was even higher than hers.
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up if you dare to go in?" Ling'er is not afraid of her. Xiao Ye is on the left, Baili is on the right, Fu Yan is in front, Fat Brother is behind, and there are four guards... You Xiaoxiangyu is fine. He is the best master in the world, and he can also capture you!
In fact, Ling'er just hopes that Xiaoxiangyu will break in. Give me a reason to beat you first.
"I still don't believe it..." Xiao Xiangyu said this, but she didn't push in. She just raised her voice and said, "Master Xiao, why did you send all my girls back? The guests have all run away, who will give me the money later?"
"Shut up! You, the madam, are not sensible. What are you talking about? How can we lose your money?" Gong Shouli said angrily.
"You, my husband, are not sensible. Your palace has its own rules, and our brothel also has its own rules. Do you understand the rules of the brothel? You can not want the girl, but if you do, you can't kick her out. This is tantamount to Hit me in the face and smash my Yihongyuan signboard! It’s the same as you smashing the plaque of Taihe Hall in the palace.”
Gong Shouli spoke with the voice of a male duck. He was so old and still had no beard. Xiao Xiangyu, who had seen countless people, could tell at a glance that he was an eunuch from the palace, but what he said was really too disrespectful.
Comparing the palace to a brothel... you old woman is looking for death!
Suddenly, I heard Li Wanjiang say in a deep voice, "Let her come in."
"Did you hear that?" Xiao Xiangyu said proudly, "Everyone get out of the way, except for you. You little girl stares with such big eyes because you want to eat people!"
Ling'er waved her fist at her, and the three silent words in her mouth were, "We'll see!"
