"Fat brother, look at how pitiful he is that he can't even eat meat. Please help him think of a way." Ling'er couldn't bear to see Saburo Yokowatari's pitiful appearance.
"There is a way." Shangguan Qiji said, "It's just a bit troublesome. I'm too lazy to do it."
"Fat man, if you have any good ideas, just use them. It's okay to stay on the boat anyway, just think of it as killing time." Xiao Chen was quite curious.
Not just curious either.
Because in the past, my brothers were injured in all kinds of strange ways in battles, and one of them had a whole mouth of teeth smashed with a hammer.
This kind of injury can only be regarded as a minor injury, but the injured brother really suffered because the current dental technology is quite backward, and there is no dentures like we have now.
There is only something called a 'dental bridge', but this kind of dental bridge is mainly for decoration, just like a fake eyeball. It is purely for appearance and cannot be used for chewing food at all.
There are also many materials for this kind of dental bridge, such as gold and silver, which are relatively malleable... There is also a kind that is very scary to say, which is to use the teeth of dead people!
In the past, many tomb robbers would not only steal the funerary objects in the tomb, but also dig out the deceased's teeth, which could be sold for a pretty good price...
"If you give me another hundred taels of silver, I will get it." Shangguan Qiji did not recognize friendship, only money.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Xiao Chen happily agreed.
Shangguan Qiji also started to show off.
Is using gold and silver teeth considered a skill? Today, buddy, I’m going to open your eyes!
If you don’t need gold or silver, what are you going to use? Ceramic? It seems like you can't burn it out now.
Shangguan Qiji used ivory.
Don’t forget that there are elephants in Burma’s warships. Just saw off a piece and it will be enough.
Then he mixed flour with some sea mud to make a tooth mold, and asked Saburo Yokowatari to bite it into a suitable tooth shape. Then he poured ground shell powder into a mud and poured it into it. After it dried, it was a model of the tooth.
This was only the first step, and the next step was time. Shangguan Qiji cut two pieces of ivory into crescent shapes, and then used a carving knife to carve out the shape of the teeth and even the grooves of the tooth sockets according to the model. They are all carved out so that they can bite well.
Although his fingers are as thick as carrots, they are also extremely dexterous!
The last step is the most critical, which is to install the two pieces of teeth on Yokoto Saburo's gums. This must be very strong, because the teeth have to move whether they are talking or eating. If they are not installed firmly, it will only take ten and a half days. The moon must be loosened.
Shangguan Qiji mixed turtle shells, isinglass, seaweed, fishing net thread, broken gold powder, and some unknown powder together.
He cut off a small piece of Saburo's gums and smashed it into pieces. Finally, he cut his wrist and poured some blood into it. He mixed all the messy materials together and made a glue that he said could bind everything, even flesh and blood. .
He removed Saburo Yokowatari's chin and cut more than an inch of holes on both sides of his mouth so that he could work in Saburo Yokowatari's mouth.
It took a full hour to completely bond the two dentures, but it still takes some time for the glue to fuse with the flesh and blood of the gums, at least three days, and preferably seven days if you are more careful.
During this period, Saburo Yokoto was unable to eat or drink, and his mouth had to be opened and closed all the time. However, for the sake of future happiness, Saburo Yokoto said that he could endure it even for seventy days, not to mention seven days!
As long as the teeth work well.
If I don't eat or drink for seven days, I'm afraid Hengduojun will starve to death. He will die of thirst even if he doesn't starve to death. It's said that the weather is so hot...
Shangguan Qiji said that you guys are all heartless. He can't eat or drink with his mouth, but doesn't he still have a nose?
Just get a tube and pour rice porridge directly into his nose!
Everyone expressed great admiration after hearing this. This is called professionalism.
Shangguan Qiji said that this is nonsense. He can eat through his nose now. If his nose doesn't work, he can cut a hole in his throat and put a tube in and still be fed. If his throat doesn't work, it can still be fed. A tube is inserted into their anus and food is injected into it. As long as the pressure is strong enough, it can be pushed directly into the stomach!
Damn it! The guys were listening very seriously, but when they heard it, they all grinned and couldn't bear to hear it.
The anus is used for excretion, but you actually use it for eating...
So you doctors are so inhuman, your cruel methods and weird behaviors are simply unbelievable and horrifying!
Shangguan Qiji said that this is the essential quality of a doctor. The means and process are not important, but the results are important.
As long as we can save people, we will do whatever it takes. If necessary, we can even kill people... kill and then save them.
There are specialties in the art industry, and I wouldn’t understand it even if I told you.
So, let me ask you, Fatty, how long will this pair of dentures you get last?
The fat man's answer is quite awesome, it depends on how long he can live!
Seven days later, Shangguan Qiji reset Hengdu Saburo's jaw and checked that the condition was very good. Mr. Hengduo, your physical fitness is really good, your vitality is also very tenacious, and it has completely grown. Congratulations to you.
Now you can eat, you can eat anything, no problem... except geoducks, because you have ivory now, and eating geoducks is tantamount to cannibalism, which is unethical.
This is a joke.
The first thing Yokoto Saburo did after eating and drinking was to kneel before Shangguan Qiji. He couldn't kneel for a long time and burst into tears.
I swear to God that I will be loyal to you after crossing Sanlang. If I violate this oath, the sky will strike with thunder!
No, haven't you already sworn allegiance to Xiao Chen?
Damn you, you look quite honest, but you are so fake.
Yokoto Saburo said that the oath was actually a lie... No, no, it was true... but this time it was even more true!
Yokoto Saburo's dog had tusks growing out of its mouth, so whatever he said was reasonable and everyone didn't care about him. However, he wandered back and forth on the deck every day and bared his teeth when he saw people, which offended a lot of people. Man, your teeth are so white!
It is so white that it sparkles in the sun. According to the brothers on the nearby battleship, you can see the shining ivory of Hengduojun from three miles away!
There are many people who envy Hengdu Jun, including Fu Yan.
His teeth are very bad. It cannot be said that they are messy, but they are also uneven.
And he is also a person who pays great attention to appearance, and has always deeply regretted this.
If that doesn't work, I'll knock out all the teeth in my mouth and let the fat man get me a new pair of ivory.
I made up my mind to go to Shangguan Qiji to discuss it, but unexpectedly this fat man refused to help!
"Don't you guys always say that I value sex over friends?" Shangguan Qiji had another reason for refusing, "Why am I just too lighthearted? I helped Saburo Yokoto do his teeth for the sake of Qianye, that is, you. What you said is serious, but I am still serious, what can you do?"
Didn’t you hear what he said was human?
