But when everyone heard this, they were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. It turned out that this silly boy was Wang Xiaoliu himself in the story!
Damn, this guy is so stupid, maybe Ma Shangshu’s story is true!
"However, it was originally Ma Shangshu's fault. That was not the case at that time. That was..." Wang Xiaoliu was still mumbling to himself and wanted to defend himself unconvinced.
His mouth was covered by two boys and he was forcefully dragged out.
The atmosphere of the banquet reached a climax instantly...
"That's the guy under the bed!" Ma Wuming pointed at his back and said, "Master Wang, why are you driving him away? Wouldn't it be better to let him say it? Since he's gone, it's me who has to say it. It's the third night of the conversation. Wang Xiaoliu said that the master and his wife ate crabs again in the middle of the night. How did he know this? He heard the master say to his wife, 'Spread the legs and it tastes delicious!'"
Xiao Chen couldn't stop laughing. He felt that this was the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life, bar none!
Even Xu Haiming, who was still sulking, couldn't help laughing. He had been holding it in for a long time, and his dark face had long turned into red.
Because as a subordinate, it is really not easy to make fun of your immediate boss in public.
But at this moment, I really couldn't hold it in any longer. I snorted and quickly lowered my head.
However, Ma Wuming's joke was not over yet.
"This brings up the question about the fourth watch. Wang Xiaoliu said that at the time of the fourth watch, it seems that Mr. Wang's mother-in-law is here. How can I say this? Because I heard the lady keep calling, 'Coming, coming. , what a wonderful mother-in-law!'"
"At five o'clock in the morning, the master and his wife also started drinking tea, because the wife said, 'I am still very thirsty, please ask your husband for another cup of tea!' It also meant to make another cup of tea... "
"If you eat at other people's banquets, you will die from laughter, but if you eat at your Lord Wang's banquet, you will die from laughter!" Xiao Chen's cheeks were sore from laughing.
"This must have been made up by Ma Shangshu. Maybe it's a matter in his own family!" Lin Dongyang said with a smile.
"Oh, you are the only one who has said something fair, Mr. Lin!" Wang Anbang said, "I think this matter happened to Lao Ma. Mrs. Ma is his latest wife. She is only nineteen years old this year. He It’s an old horse chewing young grass that makes such a joke happen.”
"Whether this is Mr. Wang's or Mr. Ma's personal experience, it is both respectable and admirable. People in their fifties are still as powerful as before! I would like to toast you two and learn from you." Wu Zhongze After a toast, everyone joined in, and the joke was finally revealed.
"Everyone can admire these two adults, but Mr. Xiao can't. I'm afraid Mr. Xiao won't even be able to drink the cup of tea at midnight." Xu Haiming directly targeted Xiao Chen, laughing while talking. , but there was no smile at all in his eyes.
Very excessive.
It was well known that Xiao Chen was an eunuch, and his words were tantamount to exposing someone's shortcomings to his face and piercing Xiao Chen's heart.
Fortunately, Xiao Chen now knows his identity, otherwise he might really let Shangguan Qiji poison him!
"I didn't understand what Mr. Xu said, why don't you explain it in detail?" Xiao Chen's face instantly darkened.
Everyone's heart is in disbelief. Even if this kid Xiao Chen is always joking and joking, once he gets angry, it will be terrible!
Not to mention Xu Haiming, a newly promoted right servant of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, even Gong Shouli, the eunuch of the palm print, Xiao Chen can come and ransack the house!
Now that he was provoking him in public, Xiao Chen couldn't possibly coddle him.
If you want to say that this kid is so mean-spirited, Xiao Chen made it clear that he was doing it to save Wang Anbang's face and laughed off your rudeness just now. You're not done yet!
If you are one of the protagonists, it doesn’t matter if you have a halo to support you. If a supporting character dares to be so arrogant, it is obvious that you will not survive this episode...
"Don't you understand if I don't tell Mr. Xiao?" Xu Haiming was not afraid at all and fought against Xiao Chen with a stiff neck.
"Then let me understand clearly." Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows, and it seemed that he wanted to beat this guy in public. He is really capable of doing this!
Everyone hurriedly tried to persuade him, and then scolded Xu Haiming for being ignorant, but Xu Haiming just sneered.
The originally lively atmosphere suddenly became tense again.
"Hey, hey, what the hell is this?" But Lu Jing was startled when he lowered his head and saw a puppy jumping out from under the table.
This is a Shih Tzu raised by Mrs. Wang Anbang. Because its hair is very long and looks like a lion, it is also called a lion dog.
Murong Heng learned that Mrs. Wang Anbang liked to keep dogs, so he specially sent someone from the Western Regions to bring them to her.
Madam's pet is naturally domineering in the house, and no one dares to stop it.
"I didn't see it clearly. Mr. Xu, did you see it? Is it a wolf or a dog?" Ma Wuming has a good relationship with Xiao Chen. He was also very dissatisfied with Xu Haiming for targeting Xiao Chen in public. He couldn't help directly to scold Xiao Chen, so he just Taking advantage of this, he teased Xu Haiming with a pun.
Everyone present was full of human sperm, and they all burst into laughter when they heard what he said, because there was nothing wrong with the words themselves, but it sounded like he was saying, "The minister is a dog."
Unexpectedly, Xu Haiming reacted very quickly and said calmly, "Why can't you tell that Ma Shangshu's eyes are so dull? I'll teach you how to distinguish between a dog and a wolf. You only need to look at the tail. As long as the tail is drooping. The wolf is a dog!”
Ear?
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
One is that this guy is too courageous. There are four ministers here!
Lu Jing, the Minister of the Ministry of War, Ma Wuming, the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, Xiao Chen, the leading minister, and your immediate superior, Wang Anbang, the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, all got scolded by you!
Secondly, I also admire his quick wit. Although it was a curse word, it was a shame that he could think of it in such a split second!
"Hahaha, what Mr. Xu said is absolutely true. You should distinguish between a wolf (the minister) and a dog. If the person is hanging down, he is a wolf, and if he is standing upright (the minister), he is a dog!" But Liu Qiheng, the censor of the capital, seemed to be afraid that the big guys didn't understand. , and added another explanation for a while.
He wasn't targeting anyone, it was mainly because he was a little drunk.
"That may not always be the case." The fat man Li Hong said calmly, "There is one more thing that can be distinguished. The wolf eats meat when it travels thousands of miles, but the dog is different. It eats meat when it encounters meat, and eats shit when it encounters it. (Censor) Eat shit!”
"That makes sense. Sure enough, dogs don't just eat meat when they encounter it, and they eat shit when they encounter shit... Li Hong, you kid is scolding my censor for eating shit!" Liu Qiheng stupidly echoed it again. I realized that I was scolded by Li Hong.
After he made a joke like this, the atmosphere finally relaxed a little.
"All of us here, except Brother Xiao, all have three wives and four concubines. Although our physical strength is still strong, we don't hide it from others. Sometimes we are not able to do what we do. It just so happens that Dean Shangguan Here, can you give us some magic medicine?" Ma Wuming said with a smile.
He has a good relationship with Xiao Chen, so he is not afraid of Xiao Chen being angry when he says this.
Xiao Chen was originally a eunuch. As we all know, it would be more embarrassing if he kept it secret, so it would be better to say it openly.
To reflect Xiao Chen's greatness.
