Damn it, this old boy actually had a sedan, and it was a warm sedan carried by four people. Xiao Chen didn't have one either, so he could only ride a horse and follow his sedan to enjoy the breeze.
The weather in early February was very cold in spring, and the wind was blowing hard into my neck, which was not very pleasant.
The main reason was that Xiao Chen was upset when he saw that bastard Gong Shouli sitting in a sedan chair.
If it hadn't been in broad daylight and in full view of everyone, he would have used his flame palm to burn him and the sedan to ashes, and save money on a coffin.
The sedan was carried by four strong little eunuchs. The sedan was carried very smoothly, and the small steps were really neat.
"You guys have worked hard." Xiao Chen chatted with them.
The four of them are all the Supervisor of Ceremonies and can be regarded as Xiao Chen's subordinates. Hearing this, he hurriedly replied to Master Xiao. Serving Eunuch Gong is a small honor for us, but it is not hard work.
"Well, I see it's quite hard work. Eunuch Gong, he looks fat now, like a big fat pig." Xiao Chen deliberately amplified his voice, just to let Gong Shouli hear him.
"Pigs can also ride in sedans, but monkeys can only ride behind others and enjoy the wind." Gong Shouli's laughter came from the sedan.
What the hell!
You are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey!
"Brothers, do you guys who carry the sedan have a title?" Xiao Chen said sullenly for a while.
Several people replied that we are just the bearers, so how can we have any titles?
"It's impossible. I heard Mr. Wang Anbang say it before." Xiao Chen said, "The brother of yours who is walking at the front is so proud! Why? Because you are leading the way and you must look up."
The few little eunuchs were so funny listening to it, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they could only listen to it hummingly.
"The second one is called "Don't dare to fart!" Xiao Chen continued, "Why are you called Don't dare to fart? Because if you fart, it will happen to be delivered to the mouth of the person in the sedan chair. We are not picky eaters. Eunuch Gong will eat them all."
Shocked to hear this, the four little eunuchs couldn't stop laughing. They didn't dare to laugh out loud, but they were trembling all over, so the sedan also started to tremble.
"The third one is called stumbling on his back. It's dark, because he can't see anything, so he can only follow. The last brother, you have no idea at all, and you have to walk two miles more..." Xiao Chen didn't. Laughing, what he said was true.
It also made the four little eunuchs laugh. The more they thought about it, the funnier they became, but the more they wanted to laugh, the less they dared to laugh. Their faces turned red, and their bodies shook violently, knocking Gong Shouli in the sedan chair. He leaned forward and backward, restless.
"What the hell did you guys do?" He couldn't help but cursed.
"Oh no!" Xiao Chen suddenly shouted, "Stop now!"
The person walking at the front was startled and hurriedly put his feet on the ground and applied an emergency brake!
The man behind didn't know what was going on, so he quickly followed suit.
The two of them stood still, but the third one couldn't see anything in the dark. He only laughed and didn't hear what Xiao Chen shouted, and kept rushing forward.
Although the last one heard Xiao Chen's shout clearly, he couldn't stop if he didn't stop in front of him. Okay, I'll follow you!
There was only a muffled thud, but the sedan fell directly to the ground.
Another scream was heard, but Gong Shouli inside was caught off guard and rolled out like a meat ball under the action of inertia.
It rolled on the snow for a long distance, and finally stopped when it bumped into a fat woman buying groceries on the side of the road...
It was Gong Shouli's fault, but this fat woman was a bad-tempered dominatrix. After being knocked down, she suddenly looked back and saw someone on the ground grinning at her, and she immediately became furious.
In broad daylight, how dare you, an ugly monster, to molest my virtuous woman?
It's okay if you tease someone else, but your mother is not a neighbor in the street. Ask around and ask your mother who I am?
Beat you to death, you little bitch!
Without saying a word, he roared, raised a big palm like a cattail leaf fan, and looked at Gong Shouli's ugly face with kindness. He used all his strength to slap Gong Shouli out with a loud bang despite the whirring wind. A few meters away!
Pedestrians on the street didn't know the reason. They all looked up to the sky and thought it was a thunderbolt out of thin air.
The fat woman still refused to give up. She roared and rushed over and sat on Gong Shouli's body. She raised her fist as big as a bowl and hit him directly!
Gong Shouli had bad legs and feet, but he was not a weak-handed person. However, he was suppressed by the fat woman's huge body and couldn't move. He just shouted for someone to come!
When someone arrived, the four young eunuchs abandoned their sedan chairs and rushed over together, trying to pull the fat woman away, but they couldn't!
The four of them were strong young men, but the four of them came together and pulled her hard, but they couldn't shake the fat woman in the slightest. Instead, they received several heavy blows from her!
"Stop it quickly, this is our Gong Shouli, Eunuch Gong!" Seeing that it was nothing, the four eunuchs quickly announced Gong Shouli's name loudly.
"Go to hell with your mother! I'm just a slap in the face of any male or female!" The fat woman didn't hear clearly at all. Besides, how did she know Gong Shouli's name?
Why didn't Xiao Chen come over quickly to rescue Gong Shouli? I really didn’t mean to watch the fun and not help, it was just because I couldn’t laugh anymore. As soon as I got off the horse, I held my stomach and laughed wildly. I couldn’t move even after talking.
Needless to say, this scene was too funny, and it directly hit Xiao Chen's point of laughter.
I really can't stop.
Finally, patrolling soldiers from the Bingma Division passed by and saw someone fighting. They rushed to stop it. It took several soldiers to pull the fat woman away.
Looking at the beaten man on the ground, everyone was shocked. Could this be our Gong Shouli and Eunuch Gong?
Damn it, you fat bitch is going crazy, you dare to beat him, you don’t want to live anymore, you!
Only then did the fat woman realize that she was beating the most popular person in front of the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, Gong Shouli, the eunuch of the third rank of the Superintendent of Ceremonies, Eunuch Gong.
You must have thought she would be frightened, right?
not at all!
"What's wrong with Gong Shouli? What's wrong with the Superintendent of Ceremonies? Can the eunuch of the Supervisor of Lili molest a good woman in the street? Everyone in the neighborhood saw Ang! It was he who shamelessly touched my butt, so I beat him !" The fat woman frowned, put her hands on her hips, and yelled at the officers of the Military and Horse Division.
The tiger's butt can't be touched. Is my butt just touchable?
Even if this lawsuit is brought before the emperor, we will still be justified!
The brothers in the Bingma Division also expressed their embarrassment. This tough sister-in-law looked like a shrew at first glance, and she was so plausible. It seemed that there was a reason for the incident.
If it was true as she said, it was Eunuch Gong who touched her butt first in public, this matter would not be easy to handle.
Although beating Eunuch Gong requires heavy punishment, the crime of molesting women in the street is not light.
Otherwise, we might as well send this old woman directly to Fengyang Mansion and let them solve this difficult case...
