The eunuch Xiao Xizi was so frightened that she peed.
The City God caught him personally. What kind of treatment was this? I knelt on the ground and my crotch was wet. I knelt down and begged for mercy.
It turns out that he had taken refuge with Concubine Wei Shu long ago, and Concubine Wei's maid Qingtan sent him to do the death of Peony. He just took advantage of the Queen Mother's birthday to trap Concubine Lan to death.
After saying all this, he kowtowed to An Xiaoshan until his scalp was bruised. I begged An Xiaoshan to tell the City God not to send him to the hell of digging his own heart.
Legend has it that anyone who is unfaithful and betrays his master will be sent to the Hell of Digging the Heart.
"Tie it up and send it to the Shenxing Department tomorrow. Xiao Anzi will be the chief steward of my Zhilan Palace from today on." Concubine Lan announced on the spot.
Is there anything better than having a person who can ask gods to be his helpers and be his general manager? Concubine Lan almost laughed on the spot.
How does she like Xiao Anzi now? Several young eunuchs came up, tied up Xiao Xizi, and stuffed smelly socks into her mouth.
An Xiaoshan said in his heart, if you have watched an episode of Into Science, you cannot be fooled by such tricks.
In fact, it is just pretending to be a ghost. The phantom of the City God is just a paper man, just like the shadow puppet show.
There are only three mechanisms in the room. Use the timer to burn out the incense. The black cloth covering the candle with a rope falls and the light appears. After burning another rope, the black shadow of the city god pops up.
When the third rope was burned, the stone fell on the basin half filled with water, and it naturally made a sound similar to a human's "um".
Finally, a rope was burned and the paper man, who resembled the City God, fell down. All that's left is for him to create an atmosphere outside and talk nonsense.
Then while he was getting water into the house, he put away those mechanisms. In fact, there was alkali in the water in the basin, and turmeric water was sprayed on the walls of this house.
When everyone came in, the window was completely dark with a cloth covering it. The guilty man was afraid that Grandpa Chenghuang would leave a mark on his back, so he naturally covered it with his hands and stood against the wall.
The clothes were stained with turmeric water and alkali at the same time, and they were naturally stained red, as if they were bleeding. When Xiao Xizi saw this mark, he naturally thought it was left by the City God on his body, and was so frightened that he peed his pants.
But these people all believed it, and really thought that An Xiaoshan could invite the City God here. Not to mention that Concubine Lan now asks him to be the chief manager of Zhilan Palace, even if she arranges a ranking for him, these people have no objection.
An Xiaoshan didn't expect such a result. He had only traveled through time for a few days, and he suddenly became a leader. If he was placed in his own time and space, he would be considered a section chief.
He happily thanked Concubine Lan for her kindness.
Concubine Lan really wanted to pinch his ears gently and say a few affectionate words to him. In the end, he still held back, shook his small fan, twisted his slender waist, and left seductively.
As soon as Concubine Lan left, the palace maids and eunuchs gathered around to congratulate the new chief minister. An Xiaoshan responded one by one.
"Manager An, don't forget to send Xiao Xizi to the Shenxing Department tomorrow and ask him to explain how Concubine Wei Shu harmed our master."
Cardamom said to An Xiaoshan.
"Sister Doujiao, Concubine Wei Shu is favored by the Sixth Palace, and a little eunuch's testimony can't do anything to her. After being sent to the Shenxing Department, it will depend on his own destiny."
An Xiaoshan said.
"Is this the end of it? If you can't bring her down, you'll still suffer a loss." Daukou said angrily.
"Even if all this can be done, who can make the decision for us?" An Xiaoshan said helplessly.
Daukou was at a loss for words. The emperor sided with Concubine Wei Shu. She was too loyal and could not be counted on at the moment. He wanted the empress to take the lead, but she had clearly rejected it last time.
An Xiaoshan had a good sleep after being promoted to the Chief Manager of the Guide Palace. After all, everyone would be happy if he got promoted and made a fortune.
Wake up in the morning and feel joy exuding from every joint in your bones. I ran around Zhilan Palace twice. I feel like my whole body is surging with strength.
Looking at the stone lion at the entrance of Nanzhi Palace, he couldn't help but go up and hugged it with his shoulders. The stone lion weighing seven to eight hundred kilograms actually moved its nest. And he didn't feel like he was using all his strength yet.
After walking to the other side and moving the stone lion back, he realized how powerful he was. No wonder the seams in my bones are always itching these days. Is this also a benefit of time travel?
After breakfast, An Xiaoshan made a small cake and two pieces of snow-capped jade milk. Carrying a food box, he followed Concubine Lan to the Palace of Prayer for Good Harvests while the heat was coming.
Concubine Lan officially began to prepare to hug the Queen Mother's thick legs. The Queen Mother was very satisfied with the Snow Mountain Jade Milk and gave the remaining bowl to the little princess An Ning.
The Queen Mother has two sons and two daughters. The eldest son is the current emperor. The younger son was named Prince Heng and did not enter the palace. The eldest daughter, the eldest princess, got married three years ago and never returned to the palace. The youngest daughter, Princess An Ning, was left with her, but she couldn't say a word all day.
So the old lady was very lonely, and Concubine Lan came at the right time. In fact, there is not much that the old lady can do. She is just raising flowers, playing with birds, painting, arranging flowers, and studying tea together.
An Xiaoshan has been waiting by the side, actually chatting with Huang Mei, the eunuch next to the Queen Mother.
Huang Mei is a boring gourd. An Xiaoshan said ten sentences, but he couldn't reply even one. An Xiaoshan saw that there was a chessboard nearby and the Queen Mother and the imperial concubine didn't need it, so he suggested that they play chess.
Huang Mei shook her head, meaning she didn't know how. An Xiaoshan smiled slightly
"Let's not play Go today, let's play backgammon."
"I'm stupid..." Huang Meiwen said angrily, but still picked up the chess pieces.
After playing ten games, An Xiaoshan threw away the chess pieces and gave up.
"Old Huang, I'm not like you when you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. You said you were stupid. You won eight out of ten games. Tell me, how can you still play this game?"
Huang Mei scratched his head when asked by An Xiaoshan. He didn't know why this happened? These words aroused the Queen Mother's interest. When she saw two people playing chess, she was even more surprised. When did Huang Mei know how to play chess?
Then the chessboard was given to the Queen Mother and Concubine Lan, who also played backgammon. Huang Mei quietly gave advice to the Queen Mother, but he coughed every time the Queen Mother tried to make a wrong move, while An Xiaoshan blatantly gave advice to Concubine Lan.
As you can imagine, Concubine Lan didn't win a single game.
"Xiao Anzi, please shut up. You're such a bad chess piece. If you try again, I won't be able to win a game." Concubine Lan quit and told Xiao Anzi to shut up.
When the Queen Mother saw it, she told Huang Mei to be silent, and the two of them fought evenly. Facts have proved that Huang Mei is the most powerful among the four.
The old lady's life was extremely rich, but it was also really boring.
The old lady was very happy to have Concubine Lan and An Xiaoshan playing tricks here. At noon, even though Concubine Lan was with her, the old lady only ate a few mouthfuls and became so sick that she lost her appetite.
An Xiaoshan knew at a glance that this old lady was suffering from the disease of wealth and wealth. She had good food and drink every day and she moved less, so naturally the disease came.
Just after lunch, before clearing the table, a palace maid suddenly ran over in a hurry. She was sweating profusely, using her hands and feet, babbling and gesticulating randomly at the old queen.
This palace maid is quite tall, with high cheekbones and big eyes. Unfortunately, she is mute.
"Oops, the little princess was strangled by a chicken bone." Huang Mei actually understood the gesture of the mute palace maid.
The old queen was so frightened that she picked up her skirt and ran into the little princess's yard.
I saw the little princess picking at her neck, trembling all over, her face turned red, and she was about to suffocate.
"My son, please call the imperial doctor quickly..." The old queen mother's hands and feet were cold, and she was shouting at the heavens and the earth to direct people to ask for the imperial doctor.
"My slave has sent someone," Huang Mei said anxiously.
In this state, he still went to ask the imperial doctor, but An Xiaoshan thought to himself that he should wait for the imperial doctor to come and collect the body of the little princess.
"Queen Mother, this slave has offended me." An Xiaoshan strode forward and snatched the little princess directly from the Queen Mother's hands.
"Slave, you are looking for death, what are you going to do..." The Queen Mother was shocked and pointed at An Xiaoshan, who was trembling all over.
An Xiaoshan didn't bother to explain to the Queen Mother. He hugged the little princess face-to-face, strangled her chest and lower abdomen with both hands, and strangled her with force, which was a very indecent gesture.
He used abdominal thrusts, the most effective method of rescuing a stuck throat.
An Xiaoshan is extremely powerful. In a hurry, there is no control. The little princess's body twitched, she raised her neck and made a pop, and the bones spurted out.
Take a breath. Before An Xiaoshan could be happy, he felt a blow on his neck, his vision went dark and he lay down.
He vaguely saw that it was Huang Mei who had done this to him. This guy definitely practiced.
When he woke up, he was lying in the pavilion, and Huang Mei was eating a bunch of grapes next to him, his cheeks bulging.
"You're awake. You've made a meritorious service today. The imperial doctor said it's fortunate that you handled it in time." Huang Mei muttered with her fat face, chewing more grapes. It seemed like I was just saying this to him in passing.
"That's good, that's good. But it's too dark for you to start. What time of the year has it been?" An Xiaoshan rubbed his neck and looked at the sky.
"I have already withheld my hand, otherwise you would be a corpse now. The little princess's belly is full of bruises. How much effort did you use?" Huang Mei put down the grapes and asked.
"When I'm in a hurry, I don't care about my strength. It's more important to save people. Are you a kung fu master? Give me your hands. Can you fly over walls and fly over walls? Can flying flowers and leaves hurt people?"
An Xiaoshan is more interested in legendary martial arts.
"Humph. I'm not a thief. I'm not learning how to fly over walls and fly over walls. I also fly flowers and throw leaves to hurt people. What you said is something only gods can do." Huang Mei picked up the grapes and ate them again, ignoring him at all.
The little princess saw that he was awake, blushed and came over to thank him, and then went back to read. Wenhua is reserved, soft and weak, as if he is floating in the wind and runs away. He always lowers his head and is unwilling to talk to others.
The Queen Mother also praised An Xiaoshan with a kind face and did not mention the bruise on the princess's stomach. An Xiaoshan was rewarded with an ivory medallion from the Palace of Prayer for Good Harvests.
Concubine Lan and An Xiaoshan returned to Zhilan Palace just after dark in the afternoon. They saw Dou Kao with a resentful look on his face. As expected, the Shenxing Division had no explanation after accepting Xiao Xizi.
Concubine Lan had expected this and smiled helplessly.
An Xiaoshan was approached the next morning. While An Xiaoshan was running in the morning, a young eunuch blocked his way. Xiao Tai stood in front of An Xiaoshan arrogantly, with a sense of superiority.
"Eunuch An, I am from the middle palace..." The little eunuch raised his chest and neck, his nostrils facing An Xiaoshan.
"Did you go to the wrong place? This is Zhilan Palace." An Xiaoshan didn't want to answer him, thinking that it doesn't matter whether you are in heaven or not.
"The Zhonggong has taken a fancy to you, and there's nothing else to do in Zhilan Palace. Go back and tell your master, then come with me!" the little eunuch said arrogantly.
It seemed as if An Xiaoshan would bow his head and thank his eight generations of ancestors at the next moment.
An Xiaoshan punched him, causing his nose to bleed.
"Zhonggong Palace is so amazing! Walter, Falk..."
