An Xiaoshan looked at his reflection in the water tank. Concubine Lan's evaluation was quite fair. But it's not Peugeot but handsome and masculine.
With angular facial features, lively eyes, calm and majestic, red lips and white teeth, at that time he could definitely rely on his face to make a living.
Sitting down to sort through the memories of my previous life, there were three countries in this land. The Dagan where he is located is the most powerful. There is Beiluan Kingdom in the north, and there is Nanxiao in the south that divides the river and governs it.
The memory of the real person is very vague. I only know that he is a timid guy who was scared to death by the imperial concubine when delivering food.
After working in the kitchen until the last watch, he completely extinguished the fire in the stove and prepared to go back to his residence to rest.
"Xiao Anzi, help me patrol tonight. I can't stand today." As soon as he arrived at the door of the eunuch's room, he was caught by a pale little eunuch.
Xiao Linzi lives with him. He is a super stupid guy who is greedy but has a bad stomach.
An Xiaoshan wanted to refuse, but Xiao Linzi was so shocked that he felt like dying, so he had to do his job.
"You must pick me up in the second half of the night. I also need to prepare breakfast for the imperial concubine. If you delay, someone will die."
he said through the toilet door. He was answered only by grunts and stench.
An Xiaoshan carried a lantern and patrolled Zhilan Palace. Nothing big will happen here, after all, this is a palace with many locks.
Concubine Lan was enjoying the cool air on the swing in the garden, and the palace maid Daquan slowly pushed the swing. The breeze ruffled the imperial concubine's gauze.
Unfortunately, this ray of cool breeze could not relieve her irritability. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw An Xiaoshan passing by holding a lantern.
Under the night, he was tall and majestic, and his handsome face looked handsome in the soft light.
Recalling the feeling of him touching her body and the look in his eyes during the meal, her heart became even hotter.
Subconsciously, she licked two beautiful lilac lips and puffed up her plump breasts. It was as if he was deliberately showing it to this little eunuch.
The emperor had not touched her for more than two years. It is not only the body that is empty but also the mind.
This little eunuch is quite handsome. she thought to herself. My throat feels a little thirsty.
"Xiao Anzi, come here..." Concubine Lan waved towards An Xiaoshan with a fan. She didn't even know why she did this.
When An Xiaoshan heard this, he quickly came to Concubine Lan with a lantern. At this time she had changed into a light gauze dress.
The slender figure, the full curves of the chest and hips are looming, and the skin is like white porcelain shrouded in clouds and smoke. The swing was swaying, and the girl's coquettishness and the young woman's laziness perfectly blended in her body.
Two straight and slender thighs, white lotus feet, and five little toes that are delicate and clean, and seem to be glowing with light.
Her hair hangs down on her shoulders and is still wet. She has obviously just taken a shower. But her fair complexion was red with heat.
"Can you tell jokes?" Concubine Lan called him over, feeling a little upset and feeling ridiculous.
So she made an excuse and asked lazily. She was wearing revealing clothes, but she wasn't too shy in front of the eunuchs, or she showed off deliberately.
An Xiaoshan took a sneak peek. Her plump breasts seemed to burst through her gauze. But the slender waist can only be grasped.
"The villain has a story of hard life, which is a bit vulgar." An Xiaoshan said in a low voice.
"Tell me about it. I've heard a lot about the elegant ones, but the vulgar ones are also good." Concubine Lan murmured lazily, her voice thick and sweet.
She found An Xiaoshan peeking at her body. Not only was she not angry, but she was a little proud. Deliberately expose some shoulders.
"The story is very simple. There is a eunuch in the palace..." An Xiaoshan said with a grimace, and then waited quietly.
"Then what?" Concubine Lan waited for a while and couldn't help but urge.
"There is no after, only below..." An Xiaoshan said.
"Oh? That one down there?" Concubine Lan asked doubtfully.
"The bottom is gone..." After An Xiaoshan finished speaking, he bent down and handed over his hands, turned around and left.
Concubine Lan frowned cutely, thinking to herself that this little eunuch is so brave, how dare he tease me?
I asked you to tell a joke, you tell me there is nothing down there, why is there nothing...
Eunuch? The bottom is gone...
For a moment, it was as if a flower suddenly bloomed. Concubine Lan burst into laughter that had never been heard by a personal palace maid before, it was unrestrained and joyful.
"Haha... It's gone... It's gone... It's really a tacky story. The eunuch is gone... Haha... He... He... Haha..."
Concubine Lan laughed so hard that the flower branches trembled, and her chest was trembling even more dizzyingly.
The imperial concubine hadn't laughed so heartily for a long time, and Daukou felt baffled.
"Concubine, what are you laughing at? This servant doesn't understand..." Concubine Lan's personal maid Dou Kao was confused.
"Don't understand? Haha... Then you don't need to understand, what a cruel and vulgar story, damn Xiao Anzi..."
Concubine Lan playfully licked her lips, and after hesitating for a moment, she tapped Dou Kao on the shoulder with a small fan.
Daukou was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at the direction of his master's gaze. Xiao Anzi's majestic back was fading away.
Concubine Lan returned to her bedroom leisurely and took a sip of herbal tea to suppress the heat in her heart.
Then he took out a rare box of rouge and touched up his makeup. Look in the mirror and admire it, it's so beautiful...
Then he was satisfied and took off all his clothes, wearing only a light veil and went to bed to wait. She felt her heart beating a little fast, just like when she first entered the palace.
Cardamom dismissed the palace maid and other eunuchs and stood at the door quietly enjoying the cool air.
An Xiaoshan held a lantern and quickly walked around to the door of the dormitory.
"Xiao Anzi, come here..." A voice was low but enough for him to hear.
"Sister Cardamom..." An Xiaoshan saw that she was Concubine Lan's personal maid and walked over quickly.
"It seems like a mouse has entered the imperial concubine's bedroom. Go and have a look. Remember, the imperial concubine doesn't want to disturb others at this late hour. Please be gentle..."
Cardamom's voice was trembling, and she even started to swallow her saliva.
An Xiaoshan didn't think much, and followed Daukou into the imperial concubine's bedroom with a lantern in hand.
"I'll hold a lantern for you..." Kao Kao said thoughtfully.
An Xiaoshan didn't think about anything else. After handing over the lantern, he carefully looked for traces of mice on the ground.
"My dear concubine, don't be afraid..." An Xiaoshan comforted softly.
Suddenly a soft, fragrant, white arm wrapped around his neck and pulled him into the curtain.
Cardamom went out at some point.
A delicate, white and tender body quickly rode him underneath her. Her body was warm and fragrant, and her breath was like orchid. It was Concubine Lan.
At this time, her face was flushed, her eyes were intoxicated, and her whole body was exuding hot desire. Hands caressing his face.
"My dear concubine...what are you...doing..." An Xiaoshan's mind went blank. Having lived in two lifetimes, he never expected this.
The delicate body that was originally high and out of reach was twisting hotly on his body, and the noble lilac lips were blooming with hunger.
"Xiao Anzi, you are so good-looking. I order you to serve me well tonight..."
Concubine Lan was exhaling fragrance, and her naked body was twisting under the gauze.
All this made An Xiaoshan feel like he was in a dream. That plump and white body is so alluring, I really want to press her under me and conquer her with all my strength.
This thought made him shudder. Wasn't this going to kill him? How can a fake eunuch stand the real temptation? If something goes wrong, you will die.
"Concubine, don't..." An Xiaoshan gritted his teeth and tried to push Concubine Lan away.
Unexpectedly, he grabbed two soft balls with his hands and couldn't help but knead them. Concubine Lan took a breath of satisfaction and her eyes became even more intense.
"Xiao Anzi, you took advantage and still want to refuse. If you don't serve me well today, I will treat you like a flower tomorrow. Continue... don't stop..."
Concubine Lan Guifei, who had been kneaded for a long time, was so happy that she was still willing to stop.
"Empress, I am a eunuch..." An Xiaoshan said aggrievedly.
"I know your vagina is gone, use your tongue to serve me... If I'm not happy, I'll cut it off tomorrow too..."
Concubine Lan held An Xiaoshan's chin, with a domineering smile on her face, and leaned forward to kiss him fiercely. She wanted to go hard on him.
An Xiaoshan felt that lilac-like tongue penetrate his lips like naughty candy. Concubine Lan's delicate body pressed hard against his body.
An Xiaoshan's will completely collapsed, and he thought, if I can endure this, I might as well be a eunuch.
He was like a hungry child eating the sweet juice, and he sucked it crazily.
Concubine Lan was so willing to let him grab her. At the same time, he tore An Xiaoshan's clothes hard and stroked his strong chest and abdominal muscles. He couldn't help but feel intoxicated...
Concubine Lan felt something and suddenly opened her eyes. All her desires flew out of the sky, and she looked at An Xiaoshan in horror.
"You...what did you bring?..." Lan Gui fled from the entanglement in panic and asked tremblingly.
"They are all people who have been here before, why are you surprised?" An Xiaoshan smiled grimly and took off his messy clothes.
"No, how could it be, you are a eunuch...how could you have that thing...don't come over, I am a noble concubine...if you dare to touch me, I will kill you..."
Concubine Lan naturally knew what it was, but she just couldn't believe it.
After two years of loneliness, I wanted to find a handsome and majestic little eunuch to comfort myself. Who would have expected that I would meet the real one...
Concubine Lan was struck by thunder and wanted to escape without tears.
"Don't come here, someone is coming..." Concubine Lan shouted in horror.
At this point she was frightened, the consequences of this incident were too serious. If His Majesty finds out about the fake dragon and fake phoenix, he will be thrown into the cold palace.
But if you play it seriously, it will kill people. It might affect the whole family.
"Shout, shout as hard as you can, call everyone here, let them all know about this..." An Xiaoshan said mockingly.
Concubine Lan suddenly realized that this matter must not be leaked, otherwise the cold palace would be the best end no matter what.
But those bitches in the palace will never let this opportunity pass.
"You... what... you... want to do?" Concubine Lan asked knowingly.
"Fuck, didn't you really want to fuck just now? I'll satisfy you, my queen..."
An Xiaoshan was like a hungry tiger rushing towards Concubine Lan, who was like a little sheep.
It would be more dangerous not to deal with her now than to deal with her. Because co-defendants can keep secrets for co-defendants.
"No... Xiao Anzi... please... don't do this..." Concubine Lan struggled feebly.
The moist lips were blocked, and soon the anger gave way to instinct.
