Shaking the fishing rod, An Xiaoshan aimed at the center of the river, but when he looked up, he found that the fishing rod was too long and rested on the high-voltage line.
"Oops..." An Xiaoshan felt his hands go numb.
After a moment of trance, I found myself standing under the wall, holding a tray instead of a fishing rod. The breeze blew behind him, bringing a faint floral fragrance to linger on the tip of his nose.
Through the carved windows on the wall, he caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman in ancient costume. She could outshine 90% of female stars with just her bare makeup.
Her black and neat hair was tied up in a high bun, with a golden flying phoenix inserted into the bun, which highlighted her aloof nobility.
The delicate and exquisite facial features all reveal the exquisite, delicate and white skin. Small nose and smooth chin. Two small lips like the first blooming plum blossoms.
She has a delicate and white neck and is wearing a light yellow embroidered robe, which can hardly cover up her exquisite curves. He looks like he is in his twenties, and there is a domineering air in his movements.
With beauty in front of him, An Xiaoshan forgot who he was and fell into fantasy. If he put on a bikini, my God, wouldn't it be enchanting?
However, her face was as noble as a peony, but her energy and energy were as listless as if they had been ravaged by wind and frost.
An Xiaoshan concentrated on admiring this unparalleled beauty.
I saw the beauty's white and slender fingers holding two silver-inlaid ivory chopsticks, picking up a vegetable leaf, lightly opening her red lips and taking a small sip.
The movements were graceful and gentle, very sexy in his eyes. So sexy it made him drool.
But the people around her were too scared to speak out, as if she was not eating food, but had opened the grenade safety.
Suddenly, a sneer appeared at the corner of the beauty's mouth, as if the whole world was frozen, and the little maid next to her quickly handed over a clean and compact celadon plate.
The beauty bowed her head slightly and spat out the food in her mouth gracefully. Following her movements, everyone fell silent, and even some of the maids began to tremble.
The beauty wiped her lips with a delicate silk handkerchief, and the sneer on her lips disappeared, replaced by indifference and anger.
The ivory beauty in her hand gently moved on the table, and a beautiful white porcelain plate suddenly fell to the ground and shattered with a snap. The porcelain fragments were scattered on the floor along with the vegetables.
Bang bang bang... then all the exquisite utensils on the table were swept away one by one by the beauty.
The fragments scattered on the ground and fled, and all the maids and eunuchs were trembling with fear.
"Do you think I have fallen out of favor? How dare you, a slave, bully others too much..." The beauty's voice was filled with resentment and anger.
"I dare not..." A eunuch knelt down tremblingly.
The beauty frowned slightly and waved her hand irritably, and two eunuchs immediately came up, covered his mouth and dragged him down.
At this time, the maid next to the beauty came over and waved to him, and he followed her to the beauty by accident.
"Your Majesty, this is the last eunuch in the dining hall." The palace maid whispered.
The emperor's concubine, no wonder she is so beautiful? But his temper is too bad. An Xiaoshan thought to himself, imitating others and bowing his head.
An elegant fragrance, like body fragrance mixed with natural floral fragrance, made him intoxicated.
"What's your name?" The concubine's three cold words made An Xiaoshan almost pee, as his subconscious trembled.
"An Xiaoshan..." Before he could react, three words were squeezed out of his throat.
"Xiao Shanzi? If you dare to be like this dog slave, don't blame me for being cruel." The imperial concubine's face was full of irritation and impatience, and her tone was murderous.
An Xiaoshan walked out in a daze and saw the eunuch being pulled out, kneeling in the sun and not daring to move.
"If you can't make a meal that pleases my wife, your fate will not be so easy." The palace maid pointed at the eunuch on the ground and said.
An Xiaoshan nodded subconsciously, and then felt something was wrong. When did I become a cook?
No, I'm not a cook, memories came flooding back.
Only then did he realize that he was electrocuted and traveled through time. It is no longer the fisherman An Xiaoshan, but the eunuch An Xiaoshan.
Eunuch? Worri. No, the day will never come to an end.
An Xiaoshan felt that it was a thunderbolt, and he could accept the time travel. But what the hell is it to be a eunuch?
When people travel through time, they are all princes or princes, and there is a crown waiting for them as soon as they open their eyes. No matter how bad he is, he is just the silly son of a landlord, or a little girl who never leaves him.
If you travel by yourself, your brothers will be gone first. The women in this palace are useless. Is this retribution for me not making a nest when fishing?
Wait, that’s not right. Why do I feel swollen from holding in my urine? Wasn't the eunuch cut?
Looking around, no one reached out to grab him. I sucked in a breath of cold air, my balls hurt from holding on so hard.
I have never felt pain in my balls so wonderful.
The brothers and their family of three are neat and tidy, and they seem to be very strong. Before he could feel happy, a chill hit his neck.
So happy. The fake eunuchs in the palace, aren’t they dancing in front of the Lord of Hell? Be fucked at any time.
An Xiaoshan is a big-hearted person and can accept time travel. But this roller coaster of twists and turns really made him think about it for five minutes.
Then go cook, what else can you do?
According to the memory of her predecessor, the beauty is Concubine Lan. Born into a family of generals, his father Lan Beiwang was the General of the Conquest of the North, and he was the Marquis of Bowang. Famous for his outstanding military exploits on the frontier.
As soon as she entered the palace, she became a noble concubine. She was favored and favored, and her status was only one level lower than that of the queen.
Unfortunately, General Zhengbei died three years ago, and Concubine Lan's brother was demoted to herding sheep in northern Xinjiang because of drunkenness and causing trouble.
His Majesty excused Concubine Lan's filial piety and did not visit Zhilan Palace for more than two years. Concubine Lan fell out of favor.
An Xiaoshan complained to the Dog Emperor that you didn't come to comfort his father after he died, and you still resorted to cold violence. Simply not human.
This is not because the food is not to the taste, it is clearly because the imperial concubine is dissatisfied with her desires and has endocrine disorders. What is needed is not food but the complementation of yin and yang.
Except for men, they can only give her something fierce to appetize.
I went back to the kitchen and had an idea.
Fish out a snakehead fish from the water tank, knock it unconscious with a kitchen knife, pick out the spines and slice it into pieces while it is not paying attention, and prepare pickled cabbage, ginger, garlic, Sichuan peppercorns, dried chili peppers, etc.
Marinate the fish fillets with salt, soy sauce and seasonings.
Heat oil in a pan, add Sichuan peppercorns and dried chilies and stir-fry, then add pickled cabbage and stir-fry. Add appropriate amount of water, add marinated fish fillets, and cook gently. Wait until the fish fillets change color and remove from the pan.
Then sprinkled with a handful of coriander, he personally carried it to the dining room.
"Your Majesty, the meal is ready." An Xiaoshan said with his voice choked up like a male duck.
Concubine Lan supported her forehead with her hands, feeling frustrated and about to lose her temper. I complained in my heart that these slaves acted according to the prevailing situation.
While hearing the words, I smelled a strange smell. The spicy and sour aroma fills the nose. It whetted her appetite and gave her a desire to take a bite.
But when I saw it, I was a little disappointed, and my heart was filled with unknown fire.
"What kind of meal is this? It looks so ugly..." the imperial concubine frowned and asked coldly.
"My dearest concubine, this dish is called the Heart-broken Man Cut into Thousands of Cuts." An Xiaoshan said with an idea.
Concubine Lan raised her eyebrows, curled her lips, and smiled.
"He turned out to be a heartless man. No wonder he is so ugly. I want to taste what this heartless man looks like."
Concubine Lan said as she took the ivory chopsticks from the palace maid.
Pick up a piece of fish, gently open your mouth and chew it slowly. A spicy and sour taste mixed with the fresh aroma of fish fillets stimulated her taste buds.
She couldn't help but make her mouth water and let out a satisfied gasp. There was a look of satisfaction on her pretty little face.
An Xiaoshan watched the imperial concubine eating and cursed the emperor in his heart. You are willing to leave such an elegant and sexy woman in the cold. Are you blind or is it your little brother?
The noble concubine moved her elegant and thin neck and swallowed the food.
The second time I didn’t hesitate, I took the rice into my mouth with my chopsticks. Then the speed became faster and faster.
But it is still so pleasing to the eye, and the elegance of the aristocracy is engraved in the bones. The people around finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, Concubine Lan made a move and turned slightly red. I ate so much that I choked.
An Xiaoshan strode forward, slapped the concubine on the back with one hand, and then quickly poured a ladle of soup.
"Your Majesty, please drink the soup quickly." As he said that, he felt that the soup was a little hot, so he blew on it twice to confirm that the temperature was about the same before passing it over.
The little palace maid next to her was so frightened that she was about to stop him. Who would have thought that Concubine Lan, who was arrogant and domineering in her eyes, would obediently stretch her elegant neck to suck the soup from the spoon.
An Xiaoshan gently stroked her back and showed a doting expression unconsciously. Who doesn’t like such a beauty?
"Well, much better..." Concubine Lan exhaled with a slightly red face and looked back at him.
An Xiaoshan realized something was wrong, quickly restrained his expression and backed away in fear.
Do you think this is not seeking death? It’s really a shame that you can touch the emperor’s women.
"The villain deserves to die..." An Xiaoshan said in fear. His expression has been captured by Concubine Lan.
"What's wrong? Come here and continue to serve me..."
Concubine Lan raised her lips. She didn't realize that her tone was much gentler.
When An Xiaoshan heard this, he hurried forward and said he was serving the meal, just helping add vegetables, serving soup and serving rice. Just think about everything in front.
After finishing the meal, Concubine Lan was already sweating profusely and dripping with blood. With a look of satisfaction on her face, two palace maids came over to fan her.
"Xiao Anzi, raise your head." Concubine Lan said in a lazy voice.
An Xiaoshan slowly raised his head and looked at Concubine Lan.
Concubine Lan looked at him carefully, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and nodded.
"I just found out today that there is such a beautiful little eunuch in Zhilan Palace. How old is he this year?"
Concubine Lan's tone was surprisingly gentle. The personal maid next to her was a little surprised.
"Back to your concubine, I am seventeen years old this year." An Xiaoshan looked up the memory of his predecessor and said.
"Today's meal was well prepared. From now on, I will be in charge of your dining hall. Be careful and I will not treat you badly."
Concubine Lan regained her elegance, with an undoubted domineering tone in her voice.
"Thank you, Concubine, for your support. I will work hard and not let Concubine down." When An Xiaoshan heard this, was he promoted? Although it's just a kitchen.
"Ah, I almost forgot to tell you that I will invite the Queen as a guest tomorrow. Please prepare lunch carefully so as not to embarrass me."
