Gulu! Gulu! Gulu!
How does it feel to be suddenly plunged into freezing water in the middle of winter?
A: That was never a good experience.
In this regard, Ding Nie has an authoritative say at this moment!
The icy-cold pool water pours into the body from the ears, nose, and mouth continuously!
His face turned purple in just a moment, and he became stiff when he moved!
The feeling of suffocation kept coming, and the feeling of lack of oxygen made him so uncomfortable that he almost wanted to die!
Wow!
Just before Ding Nie was about to suffocate to death, his head was finally pulled out of the water.
"Cough! Cough! Cough! Vomit..."
Coughing violently and constantly vomiting out the pool of water poured into his stomach, it took Ding Nie a while to recover.
However, at this moment, he felt a pain in his scalp again. The hair on the back of his head was grabbed hard, and his face was forcibly turned to one side and pointed at Zhao Jun.
Zhao Jun sneered:
"What's wrong? Our Captain Ding can't stand this little dish?"
Aren't you very capable?
Aren’t your Ding family very capable?
Why is this all you have? "
"Cough cough cough... Zhao Jun kid... cough cough cough... if you have the ability... just... just kill me!"
Ding Nie responded with difficulty, his vision was blurred and he could not clearly see Zhao Jun's true appearance, but he knew that Zhao Jun must have a smile on his face at this moment.
Zhao Jun sneered and grabbed Ding Nie's hair again, tilting his face upwards. The water he just coughed up was poured back, making him cough uncomfortably again.
"Want to die? Haha, it's not that easy!
You have done so many good things, how could I let you die so easily?
If I kill you like this, then I will really be sorry for the millions of people in the Northern Territory of the Song Dynasty, I will be sorry for my father, and I will be sorry for my brother!
do not worry! I won't let you die easily, it will take a long time, and there will be more!
Let's... play slowly! "
"Cough cough cough... kill... kill me... cough cough cough... kill... kill me..."
Ding Nie repeatedly asked Zhao Jun to kill him, over and over again.
However, Zhao Jun would not pay attention to him.
He grabbed his head and stuffed him into the lake water again.
Gululu...Guluulu...Gulugulu...Gulu...
Whenever Ding Nie loses consciousness, Zhao Jun drags him out of the water.
After he calmed down, he stuffed him in again.
After going back and forth like this two or three times, when he felt that this guy was really going to die here if he continued like this, Zhao Jun threw him to the ground.
He clapped his hands and said with a look of disgust on his face: "You're stupid, you're a waste! It's only five or six times and it's not enough!"
I dislike him, but I can't let him die. Zhao Jun immediately ordered: "Send Wang Banban to take good care of him, let the imperial doctor cure him, and send someone to watch over him, don't let him die!"
Otherwise, I only ask you! "
"No! I'll go right now, slave!"
Wang Huaien hurriedly had someone lift Ding Nie, who had passed out, and walked towards the outside of Taihe Pond. At the same time, he immediately ordered someone to call the imperial doctor.
After taking the handkerchief handed by the palace attendant and wiping the water stains on his hands, Zhao Jun ordered: "Destroy everything he used, dirty!"
"promise!"
The palace man agreed, and Zhao Jun turned and left.
After returning to Funing Palace and just changing clothes, Wang Huaien came back. Zhao Jun asked:
"how's it going?"
Wang Huaien immediately replied:
"Physician Wang said that he was suffering from wind-cold, and he had already been given medicine and soup.
He was told to let him nurse for two days and he would be fine if he sweated. "
Zhao Jun nodded and then said: "Sweating is easy to deal with. Are you ready at the Royal Racecourse?"
"Get ready! I have specially selected the best four horses in the horse farm and are waiting for Ding Nie."
Zhao Jun nodded:
"Well, let him rest today, and tomorrow afternoon we will take our Captain Ding to the Royal Racecourse to help him treat his illness and stop his sweating.
Oh, by the way, now you send a message to the homes of officials above the sixth rank, asking them to gather at the Royal Racecourse at noon tomorrow. I invite them to watch the monkey show, which can be regarded as an entertainment activity before the year. "
"No, slave, go right now!"
Wang Huaien quickly agreed and immediately went out to make arrangements.
Soon, all the officials of rank six and above in Bianjing City received the notice that His Majesty would invite them to watch the monkey show at the Royal Racecourse tomorrow afternoon.
They were confused the moment they received the news. Why did His Majesty suddenly invite them to watch the monkey show?
Or at the Royal Hippodrome?
Everyone started to inquire about the situation, but because Wang Huai'en kept his mouth shut, the eunuchs who were sent to deliver the message were also given special instructions. Therefore, no matter how hard these officials tried, they still couldn't get the information they wanted, so they had to endure it. The curiosity in my heart began to wait.
The next day, it was sunny and sunny.
The snow that had been falling for many days has stopped, and the wind has stopped blowing.
The rare warm sun shines out on a rare winter day, and those who are exposed to it feel warm all over and feel particularly comfortable.
The officials wanted to watch the monkey show, but the imperial edict did not say that they could not bring their families, so most of them brought their families to watch the fun together.
After Zhao Jun learned about it, he did not stop him and asked the guards of the Royal Racecourse to let him in.
By noon, all the officials had basically arrived, and they started discussing.
"Hey, what do you mean by His Majesty suddenly inviting us to watch monkey tricks?"
"What's the point? Maybe I just happened to see a monkey doing a good job. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, so I'd like to invite you all to watch the show."
"It would be great if that were the case, but I'm afraid. They are here to scare the monkeys, and we are the monkeys being fooled!"
"How is that possible? You are worrying too much. We haven't caused any trouble during this period."
"Then who knows what His Majesty thinks."
"Hey, by the way, do any of you know what will be tested in next year's assessment? I've been thinking about this and I feel very uneasy."
"Hey, why are you worrying about this now? I'm afraid only Your Majesty and the Prime Minister know about this exam question, and the Prime Minister can't tell us. If you think about it now, you are just asking for trouble.
Let me tell you, just do your own thing well. Even if he has to take the exam, he will definitely take the exam on things related to government affairs. As long as we do all the government affairs related to ourselves, there should be no big problem. . "
"Really? Is this enough?"
"Then who knows..."
As the discussion continued, the topic gradually changed. They finally took a break recently, but most of the officials were not having a good time.
It’s really the test method that was introduced some time ago that makes everyone extremely uncomfortable.
When things were going well and suddenly this happened, I couldn't be happy even if I was on vacation.
While everyone was chatting, the time finally arrived, and with Wang Huaien singing a chorus, Zhao Jun finally arrived at the scene.
All the officials hurriedly saluted.
"I see you, Your Majesty. May Your Majesty pay your respects?"
"My greetings, please excuse me!"
Zhao Jun waved his hand to excuse them, and then strode towards the stand that had been set up in the east of the racecourse, followed by everyone, and soon everyone had found his seat near the stand and sat down.
After everyone was seated, Zhao Jun raised the wine glass in his hand and said to everyone: "Everyone, the New Year is coming soon. In this year, the Song Dynasty has experienced a lot, and it can be said that it has survived through hardships.
I also inherited the legacy of my ancestors and became the emperor. It can be said that this year was not easy for the Song Dynasty.
As the New Year is approaching, I recently got a new good thing, and I don't want to keep it to myself, so I invited you all over, so that everyone can play it together and have fun.
I hope all of you will continue to shine for our Song Dynasty next year! Bring blessings to the people of Song Dynasty! "
After saying this, Zhao Jun raised his wine glass high and said loudly:
"Drink for Da Song!"
Then he drained the glass of wine in one gulp.
The ministers also raised the wine glasses in front of them and said loudly:
"Drink for Da Song!"
He also drank it all.
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost ready, Zhao Jun waved his hand and announced the official start of the viewing.
Then, under the gaze of everyone, a maroon BMW was slowly being ridden out of the stables next to the racecourse of the Royal Racecourse.
Just when the officials were wondering what this had to do with monkey tricking.
Only then did everyone see that the horse was holding a rope, and behind the rope, it was dragging a person. This person's hands were tied by the rope, and he had to stagger forward as the horse advanced.
But what shocked the officials the most was that they all knew who this person was? !
This is not former Taiwei Ding Nie! Who else could it be!
It turns out this is monkey tricking!
...(End of chapter)
