"Does your method work?"
Xie Zitong still had some doubts.
Can you attract girls just by washing your face?
You can't blame him for this. The family atmosphere has destined Xie Zitong to become a straight man.
Xie Zitong's parents were both doctors, and they got married after being introduced to each other.
According to Xie Zitong, the relationship between the two should be - "respect each other as guests."
It's not that it's very affectionate, it's quite literal.
His parents were very polite to each other, too polite to be a couple.
Say good morning to each other before going to work, say "I'm back" when you get home, and then go about your business.
His father is a Chinese medicine doctor and would study some ancient pharmacopoeia or read academic papers when he comes home, while his mother usually watches soap operas at home.
The couple cannot speak more than three sentences a day at home.
Growing up in such an environment, Xie Zitong's thoughts about girlfriends are what he will have when he grows up.
Maybe you can get one at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau?
So he spent the first ten years of his life following his father's suggestion that "men are dominated by yang, and they should exercise more to strengthen their bodies in their youth, instead of thinking about love."
When he met the soft girl played by a foot-picking man on Penguin, he finally realized the instinct hidden in every man's genes.
Although the soft girl on Penguin is fake, the instinct is real, and once aroused, it is not so easy to calm down.
In his mind, he could always imagine a goddess standing dimly under the moonlight, dressed in white, with fair skin, beautiful appearance, and long, straight hair.
But the reality is that the female students in the first, second and third grade of high school are wearing dark blue uniforms, black and blue uniforms, and aqua blue uniforms.
And because I stayed up late without makeup, my skin was very bad.
The strong contrast disappointed Xie Zitong, and the disappointment gave birth to new fantasies.
It's not enough to criticize, but it's okay to judge.
Now Xie Zitong looked at the edges of the white socks exposed in the girls' shoes and began to imagine what kind of jade feet were wrapped inside.
Faced with this kind of thing, he was too embarrassed to ask his parents, so he had no choice but to come to Jiang Chen for help.
So I came to ask my good friend for advice in the name of delivering medicine.
"Do you have someone you like?" Jiang Chen asked.
"No."
"Then why are you anxious..."
"It's not all because of you."
The reason why Xie Zitong was unwilling was because of comparison with Jiang Chen.
As the saying goes, drought will lead to drought and flood will lead to death. I started to have an ambiguous relationship between the two of them before they met each other.
I won’t chase one of them, but you will chase two of them, right?
This was unacceptable to Xie Zitong.
Jiang Chen was immediately speechless upon hearing this.
Do you want to compete with this thing? Just go after whoever you like.
What's more, Xie Zitong doesn't have anyone he likes yet, it's just a boy's hormones.
"Don't compare with me, you have to calm down."
If Jiang Chen can teach Xie Zitong any emotional experience, there is only one lesson.
Calm down.
Licking a dog is undoubtedly a manifestation of an unbalanced mentality. You know that the other person has no feelings for you, but you still insist on licking it.
In fact, this is completely unnecessary. There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. If you lick it a few more times, maybe there will be women who will take this trick?
"People are different. Just like some girls like melancholy princes, and some girls like muscular men. As long as you be yourself and keep a calm mind, you will always meet true love."
But these words obviously failed to convince Xie Zitong.
"Then who is your true love? Han Yutong or the transfer student from Class 10?"
Faced with this question, Jiang Chen was silent for a moment and said:
"There is no such thing as true love, it's all fake. Wang Tianwen has beaten so many true lovers with a stick..."
Xie Zitong was stunned for a moment.
Come to think of it, those young lovers who used to be so glued together seemed to go their separate ways when faced with setbacks.
But he still wanted to know.
"In other words, wife, who do you want to be your wife in the end?"
Jiang Chen was a little helpless, pointed at the medicine bag and said, "How about you take it back, I can't accept this."
"No, no, no, just think of it as satisfying my curiosity!"
Xie Zitong was actually very curious about what Jiang Chen wanted to do in the end, so he quickly put the medicine bag on Jiang Chen's table.
"For the sake of brother's dedication, you can satisfy brother's curiosity."
After thinking for a long time, Jiang Chen expressed his thoughts:
"I hope that my first love will be my wife in the end, and my wife can also become my first love."
"What?"
These words confused Xie Zitong.
The first love is my wife, and my wife is my first love.
Does it mean that Jiang Chen has not thought about who to choose in the end, but first cultivates the relationship, and then chooses one of the two, and ends up loving each other?
It sounds pretty good, but Xie Zitong always feels a little weird.
"How's it going? Do you understand what I mean?" Jiang Chen looked at Xie Zitong, who was suddenly enlightened, and asked.
"I probably understand..."
Xie Zitong's right fist hit his left palm, showing an expression that said, "I've learned the lesson as a teacher."
"You mean that we boys should cast a wider net, catch more fish, find our first love and make her our lifelong partner, right?"
"Hmm... more or less."
It's not wrong to say that...it's just that Jiang Chen thinks more.
Now that you are reborn, you must make up for your regrets.
One is not enough.
If you want to make up for it, just make up for it together.
But he definitely couldn't say this to Xie Zitong directly. He could only continue to impart his love experience.
"Actually, there is no secret to the relationship between men and women. To put it simply, it is just to treat others.
While you are young, be brave and courageous, don't be afraid of embarrassment, get along with more girls, and it will be easier to calm down when you have experience in dating. "
Maybe after spending more time with girls, you will feel that opposite-sex reproduction and same-sex love are true?
Jiang Chen couldn't help but think with some evil humor.
"Then how to take the first step?"
Xie Zitong, who had an "enlightenment" after being prompted, quickly asked Jiang Chen in front of him.
"No, do you really think of me as an emotional master?"
Jiang Chen was a little helpless.
"Brother Jiang!"
Jiang Chen thought for a while and said, "Go back and ask your dad to prescribe some medicine to remove the acne on your face. Wear sunscreen when you play ball. Take a shower frequently and keep it clean and fresh. That's all."
"Okay! I listen to you!"
Xie Zitong was deceived by Jiang Chen and felt that what the other party said was somewhat reasonable.
Listen first, if you have any questions in the future, just come to Jiang Chen.
"Are you okay? If there is no problem, I will withdraw first. I have to go home and read a book."
Jiang Chen felt that his waist was no longer hurting so much, so he put the medicine in his school bag and left.
Before he took a few steps, he was stopped by Xie Zitong.
"Brother Jiang... look, I really don't have much experience... I will still have to..."
Xie Zitong, who had always been cheerful and outgoing, was blushing like a little daughter-in-law. He rubbed his hands together and hesitated for a long time without saying a word.
"I understand. When you meet your true love, I will be your wingman, okay?"
Jiang Chen really didn't have the time to flirt with the innocent little virgin, so he said something casually.
But on the contrary, Xie Zitong was overjoyed and said hurriedly:
"Brother, good brother! I will keep it a secret for you. If you need it in the future, let me know!"
