In the next few days, Han Yutong would pester him every night.
Asked how his plans were going, Jiang Chen had no choice but to reveal his travel plans to Han Yutong like squeezing out toothpaste.
Things like tents, fishing poles, ovens, mosquito repellent toilet water, and even sandals for getting into the water are all ready.
The more Han Yutong listened, the more excited he became. He was enjoying the joy of the National Day trip and no longer even thought about studying.
Before school, she couldn't contain her excitement, so she pulled out a piece of white paper and started drawing.
Jiang Chen was also a little tired from studying.
With such poor reading comprehension, it is harder to guess the question maker's thoughts than Han Yutong's.
He also played with Han Yutong.
Han Yutong's paintings, admired by Jiang Chen.
After tasting it, Jiang Chen nodded.
Her artistic level cannot be said to be at its peak, or at least it is hard to describe. Picasso shed tears when he saw her, focusing on abstraction.
He could barely tell that the meniscus-like thing on the painting was the crescent moon, the rolling semicircles were hills, and the parallel dotted lines were rivers.
others……
emmm…
He looked at the unfinished painting and couldn't help but point to the triangle on it.
"What is this? A pyramid?"
"Tent."
"What about this rectangle?"
"The grill."
Just say it is...
"What about this hemp stalk...?"
Jiang Chen pointed at the unknown object standing between the grills in the tent.
He thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out why there was a flax straw sandwiched between the tent and the oven.
"You."
"What?"
"That's you."
Han Yutong began to have wild thoughts.
"On a bright and clear night, you stand in front of the tent, grilling meat skewers."
"how about you?"
"I'm waiting in the tent to eat."
Jiang Chen was stunned: "Are you still planning to spend the night there?"
"That's it. Anyway, I'm very relieved to have you here, and I'm sorry you don't dare to do anything outrageous."
Seeing that Jiang Chen was silent, Han Yutong first praised him and then clenched his fist tightly.
That move is obvious. It's okay to go out and play, but if you want to use your hands or feet, that's not allowed!
After being threatened by force, Han Yutong said:
"I'll bring my shorts with me. Didn't you say there are a lot of fish and shrimps in the water over there? We can catch some shrimps and grill them. They must be very fresh!"
Jiang Chen didn't think much about it. In the past few days, he just went to the nearby supermarket to buy some things after studying at night. By the way, he asked Dad Jiang where he kept the fishing rods for the oven.
Just when the little girl said this, he suddenly thought of a very important thing.
Her period.
"By the way, National Day is also at the beginning of the month, so don't play in the water then."
When Han Yutong heard this, her face turned slightly red. She had been so excited these days that she almost forgot about it.
"It's okay, it's not the first day anyway."
Jiang Chen said: "It's not the first day we go."
"It doesn't matter the next day!" Han Yutong hesitated.
When Jiang Chen heard this, he said with regret. "Actually, I want to go on the first day of school. Don't you have to spend one night? It just so happens that we will go to school directly the next day..."
Han Yutong made a mental calculation, shook his head, and said to Jiang Chen: "Maybe it won't work on the third day, otherwise we'll still..."
"oh……"
Jiang Chen made a meaningful sound.
In fact, his understanding of Han Yutong's menstrual period was limited to the relatively general time period at the beginning of the month, but girls were too shy to talk about this kind of thing.
He really didn't know exactly which day it fell.
The little girl was also innocent, and after being deceived by herself, she revealed her specific date.
Seeing Jiang Chen smiling, Han Yutong suddenly became furious and stretched out his hand to pinch Jiang Chen's waist.
He didn't know who came from the life gate of the soft flesh in his waist. Jiang Chen felt a sharp pain in his waist and couldn't help but take a breath.
Han Yutong's hands are already strong, and her small hands are like her favorite little turtle, which bites and won't let go.
"Aunt...aunt, wrong...wrong!" Jiang Chen whispered.
Han Yutong's face was tense, he didn't say a word and ignored Jiang Chen's plea for mercy. It wasn't until the school bell rang that Han Yutong gave up.
She let go of her hand, put her schoolbag away, and no longer waited for Jiang Chen. She swung her ponytail and walked away, leaving only Jiang Chen's elegant back.
Jiang Chen was still holding his old waist, frowning in pain.
This little girl's violent temper has not changed at all. Sooner or later, I will have to train her hard...
Just as he was healing himself, Xie Zitong's faint voice came from behind.
"Brother Jiang, I really envy you."
"What are you envious of..."
Jiang Chen covered his waist and turned around.
"Are you a masochist?"
"Who would envy you for being pinched? I want to learn some emotional knowledge, please teach me."
Xie Zitong still feels a little sore when he thinks about that incident on the court.
He was originally sitting behind Jiang Chen, and he was just tired from studying. When he looked up, he saw his buddy flirting with her.
Are you going to let people live?
"Don't you like basketball?"
"You can't play basketball for the rest of your life, right?"
Xie Zitong didn't hide anything, and simply told Jiang Chen about his previous experiences.
"I met a girl with a really nice voice on Penguin a week ago, and we had a great time chatting with her. But I found out yesterday that she is a foot-picking guy who uses a voice changer. I'm still feeling uncomfortable now."
"This..." Jiang Chen was speechless for a moment.
But if you think about it carefully, the age of seventeen or eighteen is the period when male hormones are agitated, and they either discuss national affairs or just have wild imaginations.
"So, buddy, don't you need some medicine? I'll help you get it."
As he spoke, he also picked up an oil paper bag and opened it gently, revealing a faint medicinal fragrance.
Jiang Chen was extremely happy. With Xie Zitong's relationship, the price could be much cheaper.
Just as he was about to reach out to take it, Xie Zitong reached out to dodge and stared at Jiang Chen, insisting on asking for an answer.
Jiang Chen came closer and looked at Xie Zitong.
To be honest, Xie Zitong, who exercises regularly, has a very good figure. Not to mention all the tendons, at least he has some muscle lines.
I don't pay attention to sun protection all year round, so my skin is a little dark from the sun, and if I look carefully, I still have a few pimples on my face.
Jiang Chen thought for a while and said, "Why don't you put on some sunscreen first and pay attention to sun protection?"
Xie Zitong frowned: "Put on sunscreen? Is that okay? Girls are so jealous."
For a straight man like Xie Zitong, he can't even tell the difference between skin care products and cosmetics. He just puts them on his face without thinking. What's the difference?
Whose man wears makeup?
Jiang Chen is good at tempting:
"Let's not discuss the issue of wearing sunscreen. Let's put ourselves in someone else's shoes. Think about it, would you like a girl with dark skin?"
Xie Zitong hesitated for a long time, shook his head and said.
"No, I like people with fair skin."
"That's okay, so pay attention to sun protection, at least your skin will be better."
Jiang Chen began to act as a dog-headed strategist for Xie Zitong.
"Also, your face is a little oily and has acne. Remember to use some facial cleanser every night to wash your face well."
"But I heard... women don't care about looks but character. If they want to chase girls."
Xie Zitong scratched his head.
"I must first listen to them, be nice to them, and make them happy, then they will like you."
What age is this? Still being a traditional dog licker...
Jiang Chen shook his head: "It's no use simply being nice to a girl. Your mother is still nice to you, and I don't see how much you love your mother."
Xie Zitong was stunned.
This seems to be the case.
"Then you mean to treat girls badly and be rude to them. If men are not bad, women will not love them. Is that what you mean?"
The wise man immediately thought of another widely circulated saying.
"And I think you usually treat Han Yutong like this..."
Jiang Chen also had a headache, thinking to himself, if you don't lick me, you'll have to slap me twice, right...
It's a little too extreme.
In fact, Jiang Chen had never summarized the methodology of love. He only relied on practical methods. He was also worried that a straight man like Xie Zitong, who only knew how to play basketball, would be deceived by online emotional coaches, so he had to say first:
"Forget it, this question is still relatively advanced. In this case, you insist on washing your face for a month, and we will discuss the next step."
