On the first day of February, Shitou got up early.
He took two steps forward and was about to twist.
"Brother, don't move, your body is covered with bandages..." Lin Fan shouted:
"Yes! Brother, if you move, the wounds on your body will open." Fuxing continued:
Shitou responded: If I don't move, I will become a vegetable.
"Brother, the human body is made of flesh. If you don't move for a few days, you will become a vegetative state! You lie in bed for a few days and heal your injuries first..." Xu Banxian called:
"If you let me continue to lie down, aren't you going to kill me? I look at the tiles and beams on the bedside every day..." Shitou said:
"Let's do this! Get up and walk around!" Xu Banxian said:
"I'm going outside!" Shitou shouted:
"Brother, it's cold outside." Fuxing replied:
Shitou replied: How cold can it be outside!
"Brothers, I'm out." Shitou moved his feet and continued:
Fu Xing stepped forward and said: Brother, let me help you.
Lin Fan looked at Xu Banxian and muttered: He is stubborn.
"Brother Lin, let's go!" Xu Banxian shouted:
"Hello, gang leader!" Two brothers from the gang came over from the opposite side.
When Shitou heard this, he asked: They?
"Brother, it's windy outside. Let me get you a coat!" Fuxing said:
Xu Banxian then said: I'll go, I'll go.
Lin Fan walked up and called out: Brother, please walk slowly.
"Don't help me! Please tell me carefully! What did you mean by that just now!" Shitou shouted:
"Brother, it's hard for us to tell. Gang Leader Wang will tell you later." Fuxing responded:
"There's nothing to say! Tell the truth!" Shitou replied:
"What happened yesterday, Gang Leader Wang did it all to provoke you, so..." Lin Fan said:
Shitou shouted: What!
"Ah!" Shitou put his hands on his shoulders and shouted:
"Brother, don't be anxious! Whenever you get excited..." Fuxing called:
Shitou said: How could he joke about such a thing! I almost...
"Brother, be careful of your wounds!" Xu Banxian held his coat and called:
Fuxing shouted: Brother Xu, please put some clothes on your eldest brother quickly.
Shitou took a step forward and said: Where is the master of the Wang Gang!
Lin Fan responded: He is in the hall.
Shitou said: Let's go to the hall.
"Report to Gang Leader Wang..."
"Call me deputy gang leader."
"Brother, don't get serious with your brothers before things are settled!" the second master said:
Gang Leader Wang hesitated for a moment and called out: You have something to say!
"Gang leader, that young man is out."
"Which young man!"
"The one who was injured yesterday."
"He is the gang leader." Gang Leader Wang stood up and shouted:
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the gang leader." The brother kept nodding.
"Brother, calm down the fire..." The Sixth Master said:
"Gang Leader Wang, morning!" Shitou limped into the hall.
Gang leader Wang walked out of his seat and shouted: Brothers.
Everyone bowed together and said: I have met the gang leader.
Shitou then said: No way! useless! Everyone, please get up quickly!
Gang Leader Wang called out: Gang Leader has an order, everyone, get up, get up.
Shitou shouted: Leader Wang...
"Let me correct you, I am the deputy gang leader." Gang Leader Wang said:
Shitou said: I can't be the gang leader.
Leader Wang argued: Why can’t I become a member?
Shitou called out: I first came to Guibao Land, I am still young, and I don’t understand the rules...
"Gang leader, your martial arts and your virtue are obvious to all brothers..." Gang leader Wang replied:
"As the saying goes: A strong dragon cannot suppress a local snake. Even if I were a dragon, I would not dare to come here and cause trouble." Shitou continued:
Gang leader Wang said: Gang leader, in front of all the brothers, I loudly promised to "follow your orders."
"You said you would obey my orders, but you never said you would give up the position of gang leader to me." Shitou responded:
"Gang leader, you are sophistry." Gang leader Wang said:
"I'm not making excuses. I said I'm young!" Shitou replied:
Gang Leader Wang continued: Heroes come from young people.
Shitou replied: I don't know whether Ying is a hero or not!
"Gang Leader, please do it!" Gang Leader Wang knelt on the ground and begged:
Shitou stretched out his hand to hold Gang Leader Wang.
"Yeah!" Shitou touched his waist and groaned:
"Brother, sit down quickly. Sit down quickly." Fu Xing and Lin Fan held the stones and said anxiously:
Shitou called: Leader Wang, get up quickly, the ground is cold.
"If the gang leader doesn't agree, Wang Ming won't get up." Gang leader Wang knelt down and said:
"Brother, the general trend is, please promise Gang Leader Wang!" Fuxing said:
Shitou pondered for a while and muttered: "You get up first, I promise you."
Gang leader Wang got up and said cheerfully: Gang leader, please take a seat!
Shitou responded: I will sit here.
Gang leader Wang asked: Gang leader, please take a seat!
Fu Xing saw Gang Leader Wang bowing and shouted: Brother.
"Let's go up." Shitou called:
Lin Fan and Fuxing walked slowly carrying the stones.
The second boss poured Shi Shi a bowl of tea.
Everyone said in unison: Gang leader Wan'an!
Shitou took a sip of tea and said: Brothers, you are welcome!
Shitou shouted: Leader Wang, come here.
"Wang Ming obeys the order!" Gang leader Wang bowed and said:
"Gang leader Wang, from now on, you will be the deputy gang leader of the gang..." Shitou called:
Gang Leader Wang thanked him: Thank you, Gang Leader!
Shitou continued: The leaders of the gang will not change, the brothers I brought will not change, the size of the gang will not change, the rules of the gang will not change, and the purpose of the gang will not change.
In addition, I will add two more things. Gambling and drunkenness are not allowed in the gang.
Finally, I wish you all a happy time together.
"Our Zhenxing Gang has always aimed to benefit the people. I believe! Under the leadership of the gang leader, our gang will gradually grow stronger and we will be able to drive the little devils out of the land of China." Gang leader Wang said:
Then, there was "crackling" applause for a while.
Shitou raised his hands and shouted: Let me introduce myself...
"Gang Leader, it's time to eat." Gang Leader Wang called:
Shitou said: You ask them to bring it up.
"Gang Leader, the ladies haven't come here yet..." Gang Leader Wang whispered:
Fuxing continued: They are all helping in the kitchen.
Shitou shouted: Brothers, be quiet, I am from Hunan, my name is: Li Shitou, you can call me Xiao Li, or Shitou.
Gang Leader Wang responded: Gang Leader is joking!
The brothers echoed: Gang Leader Li is joking!
"Shitou, the food is here." Fu Zi held two bowls of food and shouted:
"Fu Zi, eldest brother is already the leader of the gang, you can't be a gang leader." Fu Xing shouted:
"Brother Fu, call your sister whatever you like! Why are you so mean to her!" Shitou said:
Fu Zi pouted and muttered silently: He is really careless, always making people look up to him.
"Congratulations, Gang Leader! Congratulations, Gang Leader..." Xiaojing stepped into the hall and congratulated:
"Xiao Jing, I have to be helped when I walk!" Shitou interrupted:
"We are guilty." Leader Wang and the others knelt down.
Stone said: Get up.
"Woman has met the gang leader." The eldest lady led two women and said politely:
Shitou was stunned and said: Sister Liu, they are!
"Gang Leader Li, she is my mother-in-law, her surname is Fan." The second master walked up to Fan and said:
The Sixth Master called out: Gang Leader Li, that is my daughter-in-law, her surname is Luo.
"Hello, two sisters-in-law!" Shitou shouted:
Luo Shi smiled and said: "I heard that the gang leader is polite and humble. He is a rare talent. When I saw him today, he was indeed different."
"Thank you, Mrs. Sister-in-law!" Shitou called:
"Gang leader, you eat." Gang leader Wang held a bowl of rice and said:
Shitou responded: Deputy Gang Leader, you go and eat it yourself.
"Gang Leader, I'll feed you." Gang Leader Wang said:
Shitou stood up and replied: Gang Leader Wang, you...
"Brother, don't move! Don't move!" Fuxing grabbed the stone and shouted:
"Xiao Jing, come and feed the gang leader." Gang leader Wang shouted:
Xiaojing put down what she was holding and walked straight towards the stone.
When she passed in front of Fu Zi.
She stopped.
Fuxing shouted: Xiaojing, come here quickly.
Xiaojing buried her head and walked forward slowly.
Fu Zi said softly: Remember your identity.
"Miss Fu, come over for dinner." Luo Shi called:
Fu Zi curled her face and said: Eat.
Xiaojing held her rice in her hands and shouted: Gang leader, you eat.
Shitou shouted: Deputy gang leader, brothers, let’s eat, eat.
"Gang leader, open your mouth." Xiaojing called:
Shitou took a mouthful of food and asked: Deputy gang leader, do you brothers usually drink?
Gang leader Wang replied: They usually drink.
"You ask someone to bring out a few jars of wine, and each brother pours a bowl. It's enough for the brothers to get over their alcohol addiction." Shitou ordered:
Gang leader Wang ordered: Brothers here, go in and bring out a few jars of wine.
"OK."
"The gang leader said, brothers can drink, but they can't get drunk. Everyone is only allowed to drink one bowl of wine per meal..." Gang Leader Wang shouted:
The seventh master interrupted: "Isn't "a bowl of wine" too little?"
"Which brother is too young! He shouldn't drink." Gang Leader Wang replied:
"Gang leader, deputy gang leader, where do you put the wine?"
Stone said: What to put! Pour drinks for everyone quickly.
They quickly went to pour wine for everyone.
Fu Zi saw Xiao Jing feeding the stones one bite at a time.
She was so angry that her eyes were burning.
Fuzi put down the bowls and chopsticks and said, "Sisters-in-law, you eat, I'm out."
The eldest lady called out: Zimei, just as we start eating, you can leave.
Fuzi replied: I'm full.
Gang leader Wang saw Fu Zi walking out and said: Gang leader, brothers, I remembered that I was outside for a while, I will go out for a while.
"Gang leader, are you drinking?" Xiaojing said:
Shitou shook his head and muttered: I don’t want to drink.
"Brothers, I won't drink today, you can do it yourself!" Shitou shouted:
Everyone clinked glasses noisily.
Xu Banxian took a sip of wine and said with a smile: Brother Fu, what do you think of Gang Leader Wang?
"Hello, Gang Leader Wang! We haven't been together for long, and there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with him!" Fu Xing responded:
"Hello, Brother Wang! Very good. Brother Wang's martial arts is not as good as the new gang leader. In other aspects..." the second leader continued:
"Brother Fu, your sister must be twenty!" Xu Banxian shouted:
"Look what brother said! She has several twenties. She is twenty-two this year." Fuxing replied:
"Brother Fu, can you marry your sister to Gang Leader Wang!" Xu Banxian said:
Several leaders laughed and said: Wow! Our eldest brother has someone to accompany him, so he doesn't need to be so lonely.
"Brother Xu, aren't you posing a problem for me? Last time my brother-in-law said he wanted to marry her, she hated my wife. This time, do you want her to hate me?" Fuxing argued:
"Brother Fu, the last time is the last time, this time is this time, this time, you go over and tell her clearly and find out her attitude." Xu Banxian said:
Fuxing took a sip of wine and called out: I'll try it later!
"Damn Xiaojing, stinky Xiaojing, I've begged you so many times to stay away from the stone, but you just didn't listen. You stuck to the stone and I wanted to kill you." Fu Zi stood on the top of the mountain. , poking randomly with branches.
Fuzi stopped his hand and said: Shitou, you have broken my heart thousands of times, I will chop you into pieces.
I chop, I chop, I chop chop chop...
"No! How will I live if I chop him up!" She threw down the branch and cried:
She giggled and said: Haha! !
"The moon is missing in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Only if you look closely can you see that it is the Milky Way. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in love with the moon. However, the love of the Milky Way is the boundary. So what about love, love, love, and tears flow into the river every month." Gang Leader Wang lifted his feet and walked step by step towards the top of the mountain. .
Fuzi turned around and choked: You are laughing at me!
"Why should I laugh at you! I am a monk ringing the bell, and I can understand myself by introspection." Leader Wang responded:
"You are a monk, can you make love follow the wind and be free of all four elements?" Fu Zi asked:
"Let me first state that I am not a monk. I am sentimental and loving. I can eat meat and drink wine. My mortal heart is heavier than anyone else." Gang Leader Wang called:
"You are not burdened by love, you are so happy!" Fu Zi said:
Gang leader Wang then said: What is happiness! Happiness is only when there is affection and love. There is no happiness without affection and love!
"You want love! I hate love!" Fu Zi said:
"That's because if you love someone you shouldn't love, your love is destined to be wasted." Leader Wang replied:
"Do you know! The person who feeds the stone, she is my maid, maid, one of my dignified ladies, lost to a maid, how could I be willing to accept it! I am not willing to..." Fu Zi Taking a step forward, he complained:
"If you don't give in, what can you do!" Gang leader Wang said:
Fu Zi said: What I can’t get, others can’t get! She can't even do that!
Gang Leader Wang called out: Xiaojing is fine anywhere! No wonder the gang leader likes her!
"Men are all the same, they are all visual animals. Xiaojing is beautiful, her face is prettier than mine..." Fu Zi sneered:
"Miss Fu, you are talking nonsense, you should go back." Leader Wang shouted:
"I'm not talking nonsense, I won't go back." Fu Zi replied:
Gang leader Wang took Fu Zi's hand and said, "Follow me."
Fuzi struggled and said: Let me go, let me go.
Gang Leader Wang responded: I won’t let him go.
Fu Zi shouted: What do you want to do! You stinking gangster, stinking gangster...
