"Little brother, there is some mud on my shoes, can you wipe them for me!" the woman called:
Bai Juyi squatted down and replied: I can, I can.
The woman swayed her thigh intentionally.
Bai Juyi glanced upward from time to time.
The woman asked: Brother, have my shoes been cleaned?
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll wipe it again (Bai Juyi holds the rag tightly and wipes the shoes hard)."
The woman covered her mouth and smiled secretly.
"Brothers, there is a seat over there, let's sit over there." Fuxing said:
Lin Fan ran over, sat down on the stool, and called: Waiter, bring a pot of tea quickly.
Xu Banxian came around the table and said, "Brother Lin, you really don't show up. You are the youngest among us, and you won't give up your seat."
"I'm the youngest here, is there any problem if I sit down?" Lin Fan continued:
"You know you are the youngest, so you have to be polite." Fuxing responded:
"We are all brothers, so sit wherever you want!" Shitou said:
"Gentlemen, your tea."
"Waiter, give you tea money." Fuxing called:
"Waiter, give me two cups of coffee." The woman on the side shouted:
Fuxing asked: Brothers, do you drink coffee?
"What is coffee?" Shitou asked:
Fu Xing shouted: Waiter, please give us four cups of coffee.
The waiter politely said: Come right away.
"Brother, the coffee is coming. You go over there and wash your hands." The woman shouted:
Bai Juyi sighed and said: Miss, I'll wipe it for a while and then I'll wash it off.
"Are there nails on the stool! Why does my butt hurt so much!" Shitou stood up and "patted" his butt.
Fu Xing looked at the stool and said: Why is there a thumbtack on the stool!
Xu Banxian took the nail and said: This thumbtack may have been dropped here by someone else!
Shitou turned his face sideways and called out: I think so, who could be so boring! The nail was put here on purpose!
"Uh! That person looks so familiar!" Shitou glanced at the other side and said blankly:
"Brother Bai, who are you talking about?" Xu Banxian asked:
Shitou stood up and said: I'm talking about the person opposite.
Because there are several glass panels in front.
Fuxing and the others stood up together.
Stone took two steps.
He vaguely saw "Bai Juyi's face stained with stains."
He sat back down.
"Look at that man, he doesn't look like a man at all. He's lying down in front of a woman to shine her shoes." Lin Fan said:
Shitou called: Brothers, please sit down.
"Gentlemen, your coffee."
Fu Xing held the coffee and said: Brother Bai, try it.
Shitou took the coffee and "licked it" and commented: The coffee is a bit bitter, sweet, and sour. The taste is so strange!
Lin Fan smiled and said: You will get used to it if you drink it a few times.
"When I get used to it, it will take a few times. Besides, when I get home, I won't be able to drink this kind of thing!" Shitou responded:
Fuxing then said: If Brother Bai wants to drink, we can take some back.
"Forget it! I can't enjoy this kind of blessing." Shitou sneered:
Fuxing asked: Brother Bai, how does this coffee taste?
Shitou replied: Just average!
"Brother Bai, there is a very good smell in the coffee, can you smell it?" Lin Fan said excitedly:
Shitou argued: So what if I smell it! It's almost like that milk.
Lin Fan replied: It's too far off.
Shitou continued: What's the difference between them!
Lin Fan said: They are not on the same level at all...
"Brother Lin, everyone has their own preferences for carrots and vegetables. Who stipulates that coffee is of higher quality than milk." Fuxing shouted:
"Brother Fu is right, everyone has their own preferences for radishes and vegetables. I think coffee is of high quality." Lin Fan replied:
"Brother Lin, have a cup of tea - you can't calm down, you pinch me when you come out..." Xu Banxian called:
Lin Fan interrupted: Brother Xu, we are just debating.
As the saying goes, "you can't be young and old without fighting or making trouble."
"You are the kind of person who is old and has a long nose." Xu Banxian continued:
Lin Fan said: A non-biting dog barks, a biting dog never barks, and you are the one who never barks.
"You are the dog, a big male dog." Xu Banxian responded:
"You are a pug, your wife is a little yellow dog, and the child she gave you is a dysentery dog." Lin Fan continued:
"Brother Lin, let's keep quarreling and quarreling. You can't involve other people's families." Shitou shouted:
"Little brother, why are you here!" Bai Juyi walked to Shitou and said in surprise:
Shitou turned his head and said with a smile: Brother, we brothers are drinking tea here.
Bai Juyi said: Have you seen me? Why don't you go say hello to me! What do we say! They are also considered friends.
"You're still following her!" Shitou pointed forward and said:
Bai Juyi whispered: It's hard to explain in a word.
Shitou asked: Where are you going now?
Bai Juyi responded: I'm going to wash my hands and wash this handkerchief cleanly (Bai Juyi spreads his hands).
Fuxing shouted: Brother Bai.
Bai Juyi asked: Did you call me?
Fuxing replied: No.
Shitou smiled and said: My eldest brother is also named Bai.
Bai Juyi introduced: My name is Bai Juyi, not Bai Juyi. My Juyi is the Juyi of gathering together, and my righteousness is the righteousness of meaning.
Lin Fan covered his mouth and said with a smile: Your name is quite funny.
"Little brother, why are you dawdling there!" the woman shouted:
Bai Juyi said: Brother, let's talk later, I'll go over first.
"Brother Bai, she..." Fu Xing called:
Shitou raised his hands and shouted: Brother Fu, drink tea.
"Brother Bai, the person you are talking about is the woman opposite!" Xu Banxian said:
Shitou responded: Yes.
"I've seen this person before." Fu Xing drank coffee and continued:
Lin Fan said: She has such a good figure, she doesn't look like a rough person.
"Brother Lin, do you want to go over and give it a try!" Fuxing called:
Lin Fan blushed and muttered: My Sulan will scold me...
"Who knows if we don't tell you!" Shitou shouted:
Lin Fan continued: You promise.
"I promise, once a man has made a promise, it will be hard to keep back." Shitou promised:
Lin Fan "tugged" his clothes and said: I'm going.
Xu Banxian watched Lin Fan leave and questioned: Can he do it? "
Shitou replied: He can certainly do it.
"Miss, can I sit down?"
The woman smiled and said: Of course.
Lin Fan sat on the stool and called out: Miss, you look familiar, must we have met before?
The woman was surprised and said: No! When did we meet?
"It's there, it's there." Lin Fan scratched his head and said blankly:
The woman said: Maybe there were too many people, I can’t remember.
Lin Fan continued: There were indeed many people at that time. I also...
The woman took a sip of coffee and said silently: Do you think I am stupid? Where have we met? You are clearly a pervert who wants to do evil to me.
Take advantage of the opportunity...
"Miss, do you like coffee?" Lin Fan asked:
"Sir, please have a cup of coffee!" the woman said in shock:
Lin Fan said: No, no.
"Waiter, two more cups of coffee." The woman shouted:
The waiter asked: Miss, please wait a moment!
"Miss, I won't pay for the coffee he drank." Bai Juyi came over and shouted:
Lin Fanli said: I won't let Brother Bai spend money!
The woman waved her hands and said, "Brother, come here, I have something to tell you."
Bai Juyi sat next to the woman and said: Miss, what do you have to say?
The woman put her hand on Bai Juyi's leg and called out: Little brother, please pay for his coffee!
Bai Juyi's thighs trembled and he replied: Why should I pay him if I can't?
The woman touched Bai Juyi's thigh and whispered: "Save him..."
"Miss, your coffee."
Bai Juyi took out a few pieces of money and shouted: "Take my coffee and leave."
Lin Fan held up the coffee and said: Brother Bai, you take it seriously!
Bai Juyi turned his face sideways and replied, "I won't give it away."
The woman bent down and saluted Lin Fan.
Seeing Lin Fan walking away, Bai Juyi said: Miss, you have to be careful, he is a perverted person...
"He is just like you, he specializes in trying to influence other people's ideas." The woman held up her hand and said:
Bai Juyi replied: No, I won't be like him, and I will never have second thoughts about you.
The woman pointed to the opposite side and called: Go over there.
Bai Juyi sat across from me obediently and said: Miss, your handkerchief.
The woman said: "Cool it aside."
Bai Juyi pulled open the handkerchief and quickly went to dry it.
The woman stood up and warned, "Please watch the handkerchief for me while I go to the bathroom."
Bai Juyi shook his head and sighed: Hey!
The woman had just walked up to the stone.
Lin Fan shouted: Miss, where are you going?
The woman smiled and said: I'm going to the bathroom.
Shitou raised his head and said politely: Hello, Miss.
The woman approached the stone, pulled out the bag with one hand, and asked: Where did this bag come from?
Stone said: I, I...
"Brother Bai picked it up." Fu Xing shouted:
"I must have picked it up on the railroad tracks!" the woman called:
Shitou nodded and said nothing.
The woman shouted: The bag is mine, you must return it to me.
She grabbed Shi Shi's collar and walked straight to the bathroom.
Shitou took her hand and said: Let me go, let me go.
The woman held on to the stone tightly.
People on the train all turned their attention to the stone.
The woman pushed the stone into the bathroom and said: Leave me alone.
Shitou replied: What do you want to do?
The woman opened the door and said, "You asked me what I want to do!" I should ask you this!
Shitou leaned against the wall and responded: What do you mean!
The woman said: You can go down to the railroad tracks and pick up the bags.
presumably! You are not an ordinary person.
"Miss, I am an ordinary person. I can chop wood, carry water, wash clothes, and cook." Shitou continued:
The woman grabbed Shi Shi's neck and said: Believe it or not! I can kill you.
Shitou muttered: I have no enmity with you, why did you want my life?
The woman let go of the stone and said with a smile: Why don't you fight back!
Shitou coughed twice and said: You pinch my neck, how can I fight back!
"You are a martial arts practitioner. Stop pretending to be an idiot in front of me."
"I don't know martial arts."
The woman touched Shi Shi's chest and said flatteringly: Look at your figure! If you don't know martial arts, only ghosts will believe it.
The stone pushed the woman's hand and said: It's hot, don't touch me.
The woman put her hands on the wall - kissed the stone and called out: How hot are you! I'll help you cool down.
The stone pressed against the wall and turned its face to the side.
"Bo" Shitou's face felt cool.
Suddenly, there was no movement around.
He turned his head slowly.
Immediately, he turned around.
"Shhh!! You don't need to turn around, you touched my body this morning..."
"You jumped on me this morning, and I didn't do anything to you!"
"No matter what! You have to be responsible for me."
"Joke! What responsibility do I have to you!"
"My heart beats faster when I see you. If you don't take responsibility for me, who should I look for to take responsibility!"
As soon as the stone clicked, I wanted to walk out of the bathroom.
"Where are you going!" The woman stood in front of the door wearing underwear.
Shitou lowered his head and replied: I want to go outside and get some air.
The woman said: Lift your head.
The stone buried his head deeper.
The woman called out: I don’t know how many men have been defeated under my skirt, and those men all want to take advantage of me.
However, none of them succeeded.
When I first met you.
I just want to give you my first time.
"Thank you, miss! Thank you, miss! I can't bear it." Shitou thanked:
The woman held up Shitou's head and said, "Brother, am I not beautiful?"
Shitou took a quick look and saw that the erect breasts in front of him were "even worse" than his wife's.
Sweat suddenly broke out on his body.
He avoided the woman's eyes and muttered: Beautiful.
The woman hugged the stone and smiled stupidly.
Shitou's hands and feet were trembling and he said: "I, I have a wife."
The woman said: So what! I didn’t say I’d marry you, you just have to obey me today.
Shi Shi turned his head violently and kissed her desperately.
Kissing, kissing, the woman closed her eyes.
Shi Shi pushed the woman away and hurried out.
Wait for the woman to come to her senses.
The stone was nowhere to be seen.
She clenched her fist and punched the wall.
Shitou ran to the workshop and shouted: Brothers, let's go quickly.
Fuxing asked: Brother Bai, why are your clothes soaked?
"I'll talk about it later, run, run." Shitou said urgently:
The brothers ran away in a hurry...
