"Brother Bai, I just encountered a strange thing..." Fu Xing chewed his rice and said:
"What a weird thing!" Lin Fan shouted:
Shitou looked around and called out: There are many people here, let's talk somewhere else.
Xu Banxian said: Brothers, let’s go to the back.
Shitou stood up and shouted: Brothers, let's go.
"Young man, give in! Give in!"
Shitou looked up and saw an aunt walking over with a little boy in her arms.
He turned sideways and called: Auntie, slow down.
The aunt patted the child on the back and said: My eldest grandson, he can't take any time off. He makes trouble with me as soon as he gets up. I can't resist him, so I can only take him out for a walk.
Shitou replied: He is a child! They're all the same.
The aunt came close to Shi Shi and said: My eldest grandson is so naughty and not honest at all.
Shitou picked up a piece of pork and shouted: Little brother, do you want to eat meat?
The child had a sullen face and hugged his aunt with both hands.
Shi Shi smiled and said: Little brother, you are still shy!
The child kicked his feet and called: Grandma, let’s go...
"Pa!" All the rice in the stone bowl fell to the ground.
"You brat, you kicked down big brother's meal. Pay him the meal money." The aunt scolded:
Shitou replied: It's okay, it's okay.
"Waiter, come here and clean it up." Shitou shouted:
"Brother Bai, are your hands hot?" Fuxing asked:
The stone replied: It's not burned.
"Brother Bai, on your hands..." Lin Fan called:
Shitou shouted: I just poured some soup on my hand!
"Young man, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! The child is naughty and he soiled your clothes..." The aunt apologized:
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The kid didn't kick my rice down on purpose." Shitou replied:
The aunt said: "Take off your clothes and I will help you wash them."
Shitou thanked: Thank you, aunt! Thank you, aunt! I'll wash it myself.
The aunt grabbed the child and scolded: You bastard, apologize to your elder brother!
Shitou walked forward and shouted: No need, no need.
Shitou continued: Brothers, please wait for me in the back.
"Brother, my stomach hurts. I want to go to the bathroom." A woman held her belly and called:
The man then said: Miss, please do it yourself. Miss, please do it yourself.
The woman stood up and took two steps forward.
"Ouch! My feet." The woman rubbed her ankles and shouted:
The man came up to the woman and asked: Miss, what's wrong with you?
The woman cooed: "Brother, my foot is twisted. Can you help me go to the bathroom?"
The man looked at the woman's chest and replied: I'll go, I'll go.
The woman called out: Little brother, help me up quickly.
The man held her hand and stood up vigorously.
The woman leaned on the man's shoulder and said: Little brother, we have known each other for so long, and you haven't told me what your name is!
The man replied: My surname is Bai, and my name is Bai Juyi.
The woman continued: My surname is Wu, and my name is Wu Zetian.
"Miss, I'm not joking. My surname is Bai. Ju means getting together, and righteousness means an unshirkable duty." The man felt that the tone of his words was wrong, so he explained:
The woman smiled and said: Your name is so interesting!
"Miss, there is the bathroom in front of you. You can go in alone!" the man said:
The woman whispered: My feet hurt and I can't walk.
Besides: Aren’t you hungry?
The man glanced at the woman in front of him, showed a lewd smile, and replied: I'm hungry, I'm very hungry, I want to eat steamed buns.
"What are you in a hurry for? I'll heat it up for you to eat." The woman said knowingly:
The man hugged her and said excitedly: "Go this way."
"Oops, I've been washing for so long and it's still not clean." Shitou wiped the clothes on his sleeves vigorously.
He straightened up and was about to turn around.
"Bang" Bai Juyi and the others rushed in together.
The woman's whole body hit the stone chest.
Bai Juyi quickly closed the door.
Shi Shi pushed the woman away and called: Miss, what's the matter with you!
Bai Juyi shouted: Let her go.
"Brother, you guys barged in for no reason, and this sister ran into my arms..." Shitou said:
Bai Juyi shouted: Get out, get out.
Shitou shouted: Get out of the way, get out of the way.
Bai Juyi moved his body and said: If you stay inside and don't close the door, who can you blame?
Shitou bowed and said: I'm sorry! sorry!
Bai Juyi held the door open and shouted: "Go quickly, go quickly."
He walked up to the woman, quickly took off her clothes, and called out: Miss, you made your brother hold it in so hard...
"Who is this person? His private life is so immoral!" Shitou stood at the door of the bathroom and muttered:
"Woman, please spare your life, Heroine, please spare your life."
Shitou heard the conversation inside and muttered: What's going on!
He leaned against the door and listened carefully.
There were bursts of strange noises coming from the bathroom.
Shi Shi raised his hand and wanted to knock on the door.
"Sir, is your relative inside? Is he well?"
Shitou said blankly: No, I...
"Go in! We're ready." The woman led Bai Juyi out.
Shitou looked forward, "Bai Juyi's face was bruised and purple."
He grabbed Bai Juyi and asked: Brother, why does your face look like this?
Bai Juyi made a face and said secretly: That bitch beat me until my nose was black and my face was swollen.
"Hey!" Bai Juyi put his cheek and shouted:
Shitou asked: Isn't she your wife?
"Who dares to marry such a woman! Unless he is crazy." Bai Juyi responded:
"Brother, come and sit quickly!" The woman sat at the other end of the carriage and shouted:
Bai Juyi replied: I'm here.
"Why hasn't Brother Bai come here yet?" Xu Banxian walked back and forth and asked:
Fu Xing echoed: He has been gone for so long.
"He won't get lost!" Lin Fan said:
"Brother Lin, what nonsense are you talking about! Brother Bai is not a child, how can he get lost on this train!" Fuxing argued:
Lin Fan continued: This is not necessarily the case.
What if, he meets a beautiful woman.
No, a few...
Fuxing shouted: Lin Fan.
Lin Fan responded: Did I say it wrong? Among us, he has the best relationship with women.
"Brother Lin, one more thing is worse than one less thing. Let his family know this! Tell me, what will his family think?" Xu Banxian said:
Lin Fan stood up and said, "You guys chat here, I'll go outside to enjoy the breeze."
Fuxing said angrily: It's windy outside and the sun is even bigger.
"Brother Fu, let him go and let's talk about the itinerary." Xu Banxian responded:
Fuxing replied: There is nothing to say! We will arrive in Wuhan tomorrow. After arriving in Wuhan, we can go directly to Shanghai.
"Brother Fu, don't worry, I'm afraid there's something fishy about going to Shanghai!" Xu Banxian said:
"Brother Xu, why did you say this!"
Lucky Star shouted: Brother Bai, sit down, Brother Bai, sit down.
"Brother Bai repeatedly emphasized Wuhan. I guess the focus is on Wuhan, not Shanghai." Xu Banxian said:
"Brother Lin, come in quickly, Brother Bai is back." Fuxing shouted towards the back:
Shitou said: Brother Xu’s insights are unique and worthy of our brothers’ learning.
"Brother Bai is so complimentary! Brother Bai is so complimentary!" Xu Banxian continued:
"Brother Bai, it's good if you come back, I thought! You don't remember the way back." Lin Fan shouted:
"Brother Lin was joking, how could I not remember the way back! When I came back, I met a woman who beat a man until he cried for his father..." Shitou replied:
"Brother Bai, have you dealt with this matter...?" Xu Banxian asked:
Shitou replied: I didn't deal with it.
"That's right, we have a tight schedule this time, so we shouldn't cause trouble." Fuxing responded:
"Brothers, I've made you worry!" Shitou said politely:
"Brother Bai, where did you go? You do things - don't worry, brothers..." Fuxing continued:
"Brother Fu, why are you saying things that go against your will? I'm just afraid that he is kind in nature and that he will be unable to extricate himself from certain things." Lin Fan interrupted:
Xu Banxian rushed to say: Brother Bai, we are afraid that you will cause trouble because of your kindness.
"Stop, stop, stop, there is something in what Brother Lin said. We brothers have been advancing and retreating together since we met. If you don't tell me clearly today! I'm not done with you!" Shitou shouted:
Lucky Star "took a look" at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan buried his head and remained silent.
Xu Banxian said: Brother Bai, Brother Lin is afraid that you are too kind...
"Brother Xu, none of us are outsiders. What does he have to say? Let him speak for himself!" Shitou interrupted:
"Brother Bai, you didn't go messing around with other women!" Lin Fan called:
Shitou smiled and said: With whom!
Lin Fan said: You and another woman.
"A woman like Sister Sulan!" Shitou pretended to be confused and said:
Lin Fan kept a straight face and said nothing.
Shitou said: How do I get along with other women? You should know best that Sister Sulan is my loyal fan. I have never done anything like that to me.
You won't understand.
Lin Fan blushed and bowed: I'm sorry! sorry! I will never talk nonsense again.
"Okay, you can't talk nonsense in the future. Especially when talking to my family, their nerves are more sensitive. If you say something wrong, they will become suspicious, although they will not pay much attention to it. , you can't use these things to stimulate them." Shitou continued:
Lin Fan responded: Yes.
"Brother Bai, you just said that I have unique insights..." Xu Banxian said:
"Brothers, let me first say something to you - I'm sorry, I didn't want to hide it from you. We are not going to Shanghai to pick up Instructor Song this time, we are going to Wuhan!" Shitou said:
"Brother Bai, what kind of show is this?" Lin Fan said blankly:
Shitou explained: At first! My eldest brother asked us to go to Shanghai. It was not until before we set off that he called me and told me that he had changed his address and asked us to wait in Wuhan.
He told me to keep the matter a secret.
"Brother Bai, if you want to keep it a secret, why do you tell us!" Fuxing responded:
Shitou continued: There should be no secrets between us brothers.
It's just that I couldn't speak at home the past two days.
"Brother Bai, you trust our brothers so much, our brothers will never let you down." Lin Fan replied:
Shitou smiled and said: I didn't think about disappointment, I thought about hope.
"Brother Bai, when I went to the toilet in the morning, the person I met on the way made me feel uneasy..." Fuxing said:
Shitou asked: What does it feel like?
Fuxing replied: I can't tell, it just feels weird.
The handkerchief she used is almost identical to the bag you picked up.
"Is it the same with paintings?" Shitou asked:
Fu Xing responded: Yes.
Xu Banxian then said: What kind of bag!
Shitou took out the bag and said: This is it.
Xu Banxian tore open the bag and shouted: The people in the painting don't look like Chinese.
Lin Fan sighed: So beautiful!
"Brother Lin, don't be stupid!" Fuxing shouted:
Shitou muttered: So, that person is also from the island country.
"This is not absolute! He is Chinese. He can also study abroad or do business, or move." Fuxing continued:
"No matter who he is! Let's take more precautions. There is one more thing. I must reiterate that we must not do anything to him unless it is absolutely necessary." Shitou replied:
Everyone said: We know.
Shitou said: Let's lie down on the train and take a nap.
"Brother Bai, you've been talking for so long, you're not thirsty!" Lin Fan continued:
Shitou responded: If you want to drink water, just ask.
"I want to drink water, and brothers want to drink too! It's still early now, and the few of us have nothing to do here. There are many people over there, so we might as well go over there and join in the fun." Lin Fan replied:
Shitou said: It is a lie that you drink water, but it is true that you want to play there.
"Whether it's true or false, we finally got out, why don't we take this opportunity to have a good time!" Lin Fan responded:
Shitou argued: I'm afraid that too many people will cause trouble...
"Brother Bai, I want to go over and have a drink of water." Xu Banxian interrupted:
Shitou responded: Do you want...
"Brother Bai, as long as we don't cause trouble, nothing will happen if we go over and drink some water." Fuxing called:
Shitou thought for a while and said: Let's go then!
Lin Fan smiled and said: Brother Bai, you go first.
The stone takes steps, step by step...
