"Brother Fu, come out and replace me." Xu Banxian shouted:
Fuxing lifted the car curtain and asked: Brother Xu, where are you going?
Xu Banxian responded: I'm thirsty. I'll go in and drink some water.
Fu Xing took the reins and said: Brother Xu, go quickly.
He drove the carriage and walked slowly.
Xu Banxian walked into the carriage and called out: Brother, you are not sleeping!
Shitou replied: I'm not very sleepy...
Xu Banxian said: The sun is overhead...
"I'm a little hungry." Lin Fan touched his stomach and said lazily:
"It's time for us to have lunch too." Shitou said:
"Brother Fu, please work harder. Let's go to the mountain col ahead to eat." Xu Banxian shouted:
Fu Xing replied: Brothers, sit still.
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"Madam boss, business has been so miserable lately." A waiter sat on the table and complained:
The landlady put her feet on the bench and said: The weather is hot during this period, and there are very few people going out!
"That's not true! You're too poor at that." The waiter continued:
The landlady responded: What kind of effort!
The waiter gestured and joked: Of course your charm skills are not enough. You have to be gentler and speak "softly" like an oriole singing.
"Disgusting, I am a woman, and you are more like a woman than me." The landlady said disdainfully:
"Pull down the collar on your chest a little, tear the pants on your buttocks, and twist your buttocks when you walk." The clerk said:
The landlady scolded: You goddammit, I am your woman, and you ask me to show off in front of others, but you are still not a human being!
The waiter continued: "I am a human being. I am a human being. I have to eat, drink, have sex, live, and have money. If you don't have money, you are nothing. We ran out to open a restaurant just to live and have children in the future." I can give my children a good living environment...
"The worst we can do is not have children." The landlady replied:
The guy replied: It’s okay not to have children.
But what do we eat! We eat northwest wind!
No way!
"What to eat! What does it have to do with me! I am marrying you, I am not marrying you." The landlady replied:
The guy replied: You are right, I am your husband and it is my responsibility to support you.
But you are my wife, you have an obligation to help me.
I opened a restaurant to make ends meet, but business was not doing well at the time.
Should you reach out and give me a hand?
"This has nothing to do with whether or not to poop." The landlady replied:
"No one has come here today - for dinner, the restaurant will close down. If you don't work hard, who will I look for to work hard!" The waiter said:
The landlady's chest was rising and falling with anger.
The waiter praised: My wife is not only young, but also beautiful. Water can ooze with the touch of her hands. When guests see you, they will definitely not be able to escape from your hands...
The landlady said angrily: Do you think I am a prostitute?
"How can you not! I asked you to sell your sex, not your body." The waiter responded:
The landlady argued: If someone were to act rashly, wouldn’t I...
"Don't worry, boss lady! As long as I'm here, no one dares to touch you!" The waiter interrupted:
The landlady said in disgust: You are perverted!
"What the hell am I doing! If someone does something wrong to you and plays into my hands, you use some charm to seduce him - go to bed. After he takes the bait, I will find a way to cure him." The guy said:
The landlady responded: What can you do! You wait until I give birth to someone else's child...
"How dare you!" The waiter stared at the landlady.
The landlady said: Don’t you want this?
The guy yelled: You fart.
"Man, come out and feed my horse."
"Be smart, there are guests outside." The waiter called:
The guy responded, "Here we come."
The landlady walked to the door and said, "Sir, please come to the back room!"
Fuxing stretched out his hand and said: Brother, take my hand.
Xu Banxian jumped off the carriage and said, "Give us four portions of rice."
The landlady asked: Where are the dishes?
"Give us two chickens and two fish..." Lin Fan continued:
Shitou walked toward the house and interrupted: "Just serve two more side dishes."
The landlady called: Guests, there is tea on the table. You go in and rest while I cook for you...
Shitou said politely: Boss lady, please!
Fuxing stepped into the restaurant and said: Brothers, the restaurant is so deserted, there is not even a single customer!
"Aren't we human beings!" Lin Fan sat on the bench and went to pour tea.
Fuxing said: Brother Lin, that’s not what I meant!
Lin Fan responded: That's not what you meant! what do you mean!
Shitou shouted: Brother Lin.
Lin Fan took a sip of tea and said: As soon as you come, make peace with it!
"Brother, sit down." Xu Banxian moved his stool and called:
Shitou came to the stool and replied: Brother Xu, sit down!
"Brother Bai, drink tea." Fu Xing handed the tea and shouted:
"Guests, this is chrysanthemum tea made in a small shop. Not only is it fragrant, but it can also improve eyesight, cleanse the liver, and refresh the mind..." The waiter came over with a teapot.
Lin Fan stared at the teapot and wondered: Does it have so many effects?
The clerk replied: I just said a few general words, it is more...
"Yes, yes, yes, you pour me a glass, you pour me a glass." Lin Fan shouted:
Fuxing faced Lin Fan and shouted: Brother Lin, why are you in such a hurry!
The waiter put the tea on the table and called out: Guests, please take your time!
When Xu Banxian saw the waiter walking out of the restaurant, he took the teapot with one hand and muttered: Brother Fu, give it a try!
Fu Xing took out the silver needle and inserted it into the pot to "try it."
Lin Fan asked: How is it?
Fuxing shook his head and said: Drink it!
Lin Fan picked up the teapot and said: You are too nervous and you are all "suspicious".
The boy hid behind the door, laughing to himself.
"This chrysanthemum tea is really delicious." Lin Fan praised:
Xu Banxian said: "I'll pour a glass too."
"We're not here to enjoy tea, we're here to eat." Shitou called:
"By the way, the boss lady has been here for a while, and she hasn't finished it yet!" Fuxing continued:
"Brother Fu, this is a remote country and there are only two people in the restaurant. It will definitely take them some time to prepare a table of dishes." Lin Fan called:
"Brother Lin, don't interrupt!" Fuxing said:
Lin Fan replied: I didn't interrupt, I was telling the truth.
"Brother Lin, why are you competing with Brother Fu!" Xu Banxian said:
Lin Fan yelled: How come this has become a competition with me!
"You all shut up, let's wait and see." Shitou said:
Xu Banxian said: Brother Lin, please push the teapot over.
"Brother Xu, let me pour it for you!" Lin Fan held the teapot and called:
Xu Banxian said: No way! useless!
"Brother Lin, if you drink so much tea, be careful and pee in your pants." Fuxing reminded:
Lin Fan replied: Brother Fu, don't worry!
"Guests, the food is here." The waiter held the tray and walked straight into the tube.
The landlady held the rice in her hands and called out: "Guests, let me serve you some rice."
Fuxing shouted: Brother Lin, stop drinking tea and eat quickly.
The proprietress handed Shi Shi a bowl of rice and said: This little brother, this is your rice.
Shitou turned around and thanked: Thank you! Thanks!
The landlady replied: You’re welcome, little brother!
Shitou glanced forward and was about to take the meal.
Suddenly, he turned his head.
The landlady asked: Brother, don’t you want to eat?
Shitou replied: I can hold it myself, I can hold it myself.
The waiter stepped back step by step and shouted: Sir, please eat slowly.
Shi Shi picked up the rice spoon and started to serve the rice.
The landlady stretched out her hand and said: I'll do it, I'll do it.
Shitou held the rice spoon and said, "No need."
The landlady then said: I'll do it.
"Madam boss, I want to eat too, why don't you serve it to me!" Lin Fan said in confusion:
The lady boss responded: Aren’t you eating?
Lin Fan replied: I am eating.
But there are no steamed buns in my rice.
"Your Majesty, you are joking! Who put steamed buns in the rice?" the landlady said with a smile:
Lin Fan smiled and said: You can!
Shitou shouted: Brother Lin, you!
The boss's wife took a "look" at herself and saw two bulging lumps on her chest.
She turned around quickly.
Fuxing said: Brother Bai, eat a chicken leg.
Shitou replied: I will pick it up myself, I will pick it up myself.
"Guests, I'll bring in a bottle of wine." The landlady called:
"Mrs. Boss, we brothers don't drink." Fuxing continued:
"You are all men, how could you not drink?" the landlady replied:
Lin Fan said excitedly: Have a drink!
"Brother Lin, we have to hurry..." Shitou called:
"Madam boss, these guests have to go on their way, what kind of wine do you want them to drink! Our chrysanthemum tea is of the highest quality..." The waiter came over and interrupted:
The lady boss replied: Yes, yes, our tea is good tea.
"Brothers, let's eat quickly. We're in a hurry." Xu Banxian shouted:
"Bah, bah, bah!" The brothers gulped down the food.
"Dear guests, please eat slowly. Don't choke." The landlady shouted:
Shitou chewed his rice and replied: Don't worry, boss lady! We brothers have long been used to it.
The landlady smiled and said: You guys are really interesting.
Shitou put down the bowl, wiped his mouth, and called out: Boss lady, I made you laugh!
The landlady replied: No, no.
"Brother Bai, drink tea." Lin Fan held up the teapot and said:
"I'll pour it, I'll pour it." The waiter walked to the table and shouted:
Shitou replied: I will drink it later.
The waiter shouted: "Guests and gentlemen, I'll give you some. After you drink this tea, you will feel very energetic when you walk, and you will feel full of energy."
"Really or not, you're not deceiving me!" Lin Fan grabbed the cup and "looked left and right."
"How dare I deceive the guest! I wouldn't dare even if you gave me ten more courages." The waiter continued:
Xu Banxian said: Man, please pour me a glass.
"Okay! I'll pour it." The waiter stretched out his hand to pour the tea.
"Man, I'll fill it up too." Fu Xing called:
Xu Banxian picked up the cup and shouted: Brothers, let’s drink it.
Fu Xing grabbed the tea cup and shouted: Brother Bai, Brother Lin, Brother Xu, let's drink.
"Brother Fu, Brother Bai, Brother Xu and I have already drank half of the drink. Let's refill it and drink again." Lin Fan shouted:
Fu Xing put down the cup and said: Pour, pour, pour.
"Pa" the guy grabbed the bowl with one hand.
The guy said: It was almost smashed.
Lin Fan said: Be careful. If you break the bowl, that's a small matter. If you hurt someone, then that's it!
The guy bowed and said: I'm sorry! sorry!
Fuxing glanced at the stone and replied: It doesn't matter, just be careful.
"Gentlemen, you have tea." The waiter called:
Lin Fan called out: Brothers, let's drink.
Shi Shi raised the cup and said: Let's drink together.
"Brother Lin, why are you asleep!" Fuxing shouted:
Shitou shouted: Brother Lin, we still want...
Immediately afterwards, Xu Banxian lay down on the table.
After a while, the stone fell down.
The waiter shouted: Wife, go inside and make the bed.
The landlady asked: Should we lock them up in the woodshed?
"No, I'll carry them to the guest room." The waiter replied:
The landlady said: Husband, I can’t bear it!
The waiter responded: Why can't you bear it? In order to live, we must be cruel. If we cannot bear it, we cannot survive.
Besides, that person just now was gossiping...
"Stop talking! I'll just go." The landlady walked towards the guest room.
The man picked up the stone and walked to the guest room.
"Put him there!" The landlady squatted aside and called:
The guy yelled: What did you do! Take off your clothes quickly. If we want to do this, we must do it realistically.
The landlady murmured: If they wake up!
"He drank my special drug and had to sleep for a whole day and night before he woke up..." the clerk responded:
The landlady said: I still...
The clerk interrupted: "I tell you, "Don't come back again if you don't miss the opportunity." These people are not ordinary people. After I give them the antidote, we will make another big deal.
The landlady called out: Husband, you don’t mind...
"What do I mind!"
"You are so immoral."
"What's the use of morality! Can it be used as food?"
"Can······"
"You do as I say, and I'll go outside and carry those idiots in." The man picked up his feet and walked out in a hurry.
The landlady got into bed and untied her clothes reluctantly.
She moved toward the stone.
She reached out and touched Stone's cheek.
"Ah" Shitou opened his eyes and shouted:
The landlady rolled up into a ball in fear.
Shitou shouted: "Get out of here."
The landlady trembled and said: I, I don’t, I don’t have any clothes on.
Shitou climbed up from the bed and said: You are a black shop, I will root you out.
The landlady cried: My husband...
Shitou said: Your husband was taken care of by my brother.
"You two bastards, you think about other people's wealth and other people's lives." Shitou continued:
The landlady knelt on the ground and begged: I'm sorry, brother! Sorry bro! We don’t want to make money, let alone kill ourselves...
Shitou turned around and shouted: You are not seeking wealth or killing your life, what are you doing!
The landlady blushed and was speechless by the stone.
"Brother Bai, what should I do with this person?" Fuxing escorted the boy into the house.
Shitou said: You chopped off his hand.
"Masters, please have mercy! Masters, please have mercy! Small hands are worthless, worthless..." The waiter knelt down and said:
The landlady cried: Brother, please have mercy! Brother, have mercy!
Stone said: Even if you show mercy, you must cut it off...
"Brother Bai, we don't have time to care about them. We have been delayed here for too long." Xu Banxian and Lin Fan hurried over.
Fuxing then said: Brother Bai, time waits for no one!
Shitou looked at the guy and called out: You are lucky today, if we are not in a hurry!
"Brother Fu, let him go." Shitou walked toward the door and shouted:
The waiter knelt on the ground and bowed: Thank you gentlemen! Thank you guys!
Lin Fan turned around and shouted: You'd better not do anything harmful to nature again, we'll do it next time...
"Brother Lin, if you haven't come over yet, why are you dawdling!" Fuxing shouted:
Lin Fan ran forward and replied: Brothers, don't walk so fast!
As Xu Banxian walked, he said: Brother Fu, you asked me to drive the carriage. I'm tired of driving the carriage. Come out and replace me.
Lucky Star responded: Let you catch up...
