At noon on June 10, the sun was just shining overhead.
Shitou squatted alone under the tree at the door - taking a rest.
He held a magazine in his hand and fanned himself.
The cicadas in the trees hissed.
He raised his head and said with a smile: It's so lively.
"Hey! I'm so bored spending time with you little guys every day." He exhaled and sighed:
He stood up and said blankly: Why don't I go out for a walk!
But, I went outside, what would Sister Erfeng do? What should mom do! What to do with this home!
What if something happens at home? Brother, take the blame!
"No, I can't break my promise. I have to keep my promise." He clenched his fists and said:
He walked back and forth, fanning his cattail leaf fan.
"Brother, you can enjoy the cool air here!" Xu Banxian shouted:
Shitou glanced ahead and called out: It's such a hot day! I can’t stay at home!
"Isn't your home equipped with a fan?" Xu Banxian replied:
"It's true that a fan is installed. The air blowing out of the fan is hot." Shitou responded:
Xu Banxian stepped forward and said: Brother, it's not as evil as you said!
Shitou then said: Brother Xu, you also want to blow the fan!
"I want to say that you should sit down on a stool to enjoy the cool weather..." Xu Banxian said:
"Let's go, let's go, let's go into the house." Shitou shouted:
Xu Banxian asked: Brother, please!
As Shitou walked, he called out: Brother Xu, you don't usually come back so early, what about today?
Xu Banxian replied: Yuan'er's delivery date has arrived, so I should go home early.
Shitou asked: Brother Xu, how are you feeling at this time?
"How should I put it? Excited, excited." Xu Banxian put his hands on his chest and responded:
Shitou then said: No way! Why didn't I feel this way when I was going to be a father?
"Of course you don't feel this way. When you became a father for the first time, you were still a child. You wouldn't have the same sense of urgency that I do. Besides, there are so many girls around you, who are nothing like me!" Xu Banxian commented road:
"Let's go! The sun is so bright!" Shitou shouted:
When Xu Banxian saw Shitou stepping into the living room, he muttered: A well-fed man doesn't know how hungry a hungry man is.
He raised his feet and whispered: I did say a bit too much.
Shi Shi turned on the fan and said: It's too hot.
He walked to the coffee table and poured tea.
"Brother, let me come." Xu Banxian shouted:
Shitou called out: "Sit over there."
Xu Banxian continued: Brother is busy, but I am sitting.
Shitou poured the tea and said: Do we still need to distinguish so clearly?
Xu Banxian smiled and said: "What the elder brother said is true!"
But some things must be distinguished.
Shitou looked at Xu Banxian and said: Brother Xu, what do you mean!
"I don't mean anything else. I want to say that brothers are brothers and you will always be my big brother." Xu Banxian replied:
"No, what do you have to say! You can just say it! You don't have to hide it in front of me!" Shitou was holding tea and said in a daze:
Xu Banxian took the tea and replied: No, no, absolutely not.
"Brother Xu, when we are brothers, you are not willing to give me any frankness!" Shitou called:
"Brother, don't blame me for being hesitant in speaking! I didn't want to hide it from you. It's just that you don't believe in superstition. If I told you, it would make you more troubled." Xu Banxian replied:
Shitou took a sip of tea and said, "You tell me, and I'll listen to it too."
Xu Banxian drank tea and remained silent.
"Brother Xu, what is it that makes it so difficult for you to talk about it! If it's not convenient for you to say it! You don't have to say it!" Shitou shouted:
"It's not inconvenient, I want Yuan'er not to come here, at least not now." Xu Banxian said quickly:
Shitou asked: Why?
"Because, because Yuan'er is about to give birth, if she lives here..." Xu Banxian continued:
"So what!" Shitou replied:
"I'm afraid it will be detrimental to your family!" Xu Banxian said:
Shitou asked: What's the disadvantage?
Xu Banxian replied: What should I say! Isn't there a saying in the countryside about "hitting the red"?
"What did I think it was!" Shitou said disdainfully:
"Brother, you would rather believe that it exists than that it doesn't exist. This kind of thing - when you are lucky, you can't come across it, but when you are almost unlucky..." Xu Banxian advised:
Shitou then said: That's it! Will it die?
Xu Banxian said: Death will not happen.
Shitou replied: That's not possible!
"Brother Xu, you are back."
"Hello grandma, I just came back not long ago." Xu Banxian said politely:
Xu Hongping called: Sit down, sit down, I will come out and get two eggs...
"Mom, there's nothing wrong here, go ahead." Shitou shouted:
"Shitou, it's time for dinner. You and Brother Xu go in and wash your hands and get ready for dinner!" Xu Hongping warned:
Shitou responded: I understand.
"Yuan'er, you need to get up and walk around. If you sit still - it will make you more tired." Erfeng hugged Li Dong and shook him.
Yuan'er stared and replied: "I'm not very tired. I won't sew this hole until I finish it."
"It's almost time to eat, you should take a rest!" Erfeng advised:
"Mom, is Auntie pregnant with a younger brother?" Xiao Feng'er touched Yuan'er's belly and asked:
"It must be a younger brother. Auntie's belly is so strong." Erfeng responded:
"Okay! I want my brother to play hide and seek with me!" Xiao Feng'er said with a smile:
Yuan'er said: Xiao Feng'er, when you grow up, how about you marry your brother?
"No, you haven't given me the red envelope yet!" Xu Hongping held the door leaf and shouted:
Yuan'er stood up and said with a smile: I'll give it right away, I'll give it right away.
"Grandma, what is a red envelope?" Xiao Feng'er asked:
Xu Hongping continued: Ask your mother to tell you that I went in to cook.
"Yuan'er, your husband is here." Xu Hongping said blankly:
Yuan'er said: Didn't he go back to his hometown?
"Mom, why haven't you gone in to cook yet!" Shitou came towards me with Xu Banxian.
Xu Hongping moved her steps and responded: I'll go now, I'll go now.
"Yuan'er, why are you sitting there! You need to exercise more. Exercise will help you give birth." Xu Banxian shouted:
Yuan'er replied: I'll just sew two more stitches and it will be fine.
"I didn't let her sew, but she didn't listen." Erfeng continued:
Xu Banxian faced Erfeng and thanked him: Thank you! Thank you, sister-in-law!
"Yuan'er, I'll talk to you later." Xu Banxian said:
Erfeng shouted: "Two aunties, stop too, everyone is going out to eat."
"Let's go in and serve the food." Aunt Zhou glanced at Aunt Liu and said:
"Brother Xu, you hold the bowls and chopsticks and go first. Let me serve the egg soup." Shitou shouted:
Xu Banxian picked up the bowls and chopsticks and said: Then I'm going out.
Shitou saw Min'er getting up and said: Min'er, your forehead is covered with sweat.
Go over and wipe your face...
"I'll wash the dishes after I finish cooking." Min'er said:
"Grandma, you still have to cook a few more dishes, let me help you." Aunt Zhou walked into the kitchen and shouted:
Xu Hongping held up the egg soup and said, "Cut those taros."
Aunt Liu stepped into the kitchen and shouted: Grandma, let me cook.
Xu Hongping ordered: Go and help me peel those garlic heads.
Shi Shi held the egg soup and gradually walked out of the kitchen.
"Yuan'er, I told you, don't do any needlework again before you give birth. Don't do any needlework again." Xu Banxian scolded:
Yuan'er glanced at her side and whispered: "I don't do needlework, what should I do!" I'm eating for free in someone else's house, and I have to be taken care of by someone else. How can you bear it?
Xu Banxian replied: Yes...
"Brother Xu, there is no boiling water on the teapot. Go into the kitchen and pour a pot of water." Shitou held the egg soup and walked carefully.
Xu Banxian replied: Okay, okay.
"Brother, be careful, the egg soup is so hot!" Yuan'er stretched out her hand to receive the egg soup.
Because my stomach is too full.
As soon as Yuan'er touched the table, she immediately stepped back.
Shitou took advantage of the situation and took a horse stance.
Yuan'er's whole body was pressed against Shi Shi's chest.
"Dad, dad, what are you playing at?" Xiao Feng'er shouted:
Yuan'er bowed and said: I'm sorry! sorry!
Shitou put down the soup bowl and said: Sister Erfeng, just now...
"Sister Erfeng, I almost fell down just now. My eldest brother used his body to help me block it. Us!" Yuan'er said:
Erfeng smiled and said: You don't need to explain, I have seen it all.
"Sister Erfeng, we are just in luck..." Yuan'er continued:
"Yuan'er, do you taste that egg soup?" Erfeng shouted:
"Sister Erfeng, come here and try it too." Shitou scooped up the egg soup and said:
"Daddy is bad, daddy won't give me a drink." Xiao Feng'er made a face and called:
Shitou smiled and said: "Xiao Feng'er, come here and drink. Dad will feed you in person."
"Xiao Feng'er, did you hear that? Your father feeds you! If you don't drink, I will drink." Xu Banxian came back with a teapot.
Xiao Feng'er ran to the stone and shouted: I want to drink, I want to drink.
Shitou held the spoon and said with a smile: Xiao Feng'er, open your mouth.
"Ah!" Xiao Feng'er opened her mouth wide and open.
"Shitou, let me feed you." Erfeng shouted:
Xiao Feng'er said coquettishly: I want daddy to feed me! I want daddy to feed me!
Shitou called out, "Child!" It's inevitable to make a fuss.
"Sister-in-law, sit down, let's drink soup." Yuan'er shouted:
"Xiao Feng'er, my aunt has served you some rice!" Min'er came over crookedly carrying the rice pot.
Soon after, Xu Hongping and the others also followed.
Xiao Feng'er responded: I don't want to eat.
"Xiao Feng'er, if you don't eat, you will become a dwarf." Xu Hongping coaxed:
"I'm taller than mom, taller than dad, I'm always taller." Xiao Feng'er gestured:
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Haha! !
Everyone laughed one after another: Hahaha...
Min'er brought a bowl of rice and said, "Xiao Feng'er, after you finish eating this bowl of rice, you will grow very tall."
"I will be taller than auntie." Xiao Feng'er continued:
Min'er replied: Sure, sure.
"Grandma, Yuan'er is about to give birth. I want to take Yuan'er home..." Xu Banxian called:
Xu Hongping asked: Do you want to take her back to your hometown?
Xu Banxian responded: No, no, no, we will go back to the house in front.
Xu Hongping continued: There are a few steps to the front from here!
"Eat, eat." Xu Hongping shouted:
"Mom, he is worried that if Yuan'er gives birth to the child in our home, we will think that they are impatient and ignorant of the world." Shitou shouted:
Xu Hongping continued: Isn’t this nonsense! What's wrong with Yuan'er giving birth at our home? "Add people and add joy" is a good thing.
Furthermore, what to do when Yuan'er is in confinement?
"From today on, I will stay at home to take care of her." Xu Banxian said:
Xu Hongping said: You, a grown man, stay at home to take care of her, what do you know!
Xu Banxian replied: I...
"We have so many women here! I can't take care of her better than you!" Xu Hongping shouted:
Xu Banxian was stunned and said: But, but...
"Yuan'er, eat more meat, don't starve the child in your belly." Xu Hongping took a piece of meat and shouted:
"Jingle Bell"
Min'er answered the phone and called: Hello! I'm Min'er.
Excuse me! Who are you looking for?
"Sister Min'er, have you eaten?"
"Who are you!"
"I'm Dahu, please ask Shi Shi to answer the phone."
"Brother-in-law, answer the phone."
The stone hurried over.
"Min'er, who called?" Xu Hongping asked:
Min'er replied: It's Brother Dahu.
Erfeng touched Xiaofeng'er's head and said happily: Your uncle called.
"Sure enough, this heartless person called me back and didn't ask me to answer the phone..." Xu Hongping scolded:
"Mom, why did grandma scold my uncle for being heartless?" Xiao Feng'er asked:
Erfeng covered Xiaofeng'er's ears and said: Xiaofeng'er, you heard wrong. Grandma didn't say uncle. Grandma said that the weather was too hot and the wind was not cool.
Xu Hongping said: Erfeng, why did you lie to the child!
"I just scolded your uncle for being heartless. When Xiao Feng'er grows up, you can't be as heartless as your uncle..." Xu Hongping continued:
"Why does my uncle have no conscience!" Xiao Feng'er said:
Xu Hongping said: He is away from home every day, he just has no conscience.
Xiao Feng'er called out: When I grow up, I want to accompany my mother and grandma.
"Xiao Feng'er is awesome." Xu Hongping gave a thumbs up and said with a smile:
"Mom, you eat." Min'er called:
"Shitou, give me your phone." Xu Hongping shouted:
"Mom, go ahead." Shitou handed the phone and shouted:
Xu Hongping came to the phone and asked: Is Dahu still in Shanghai?
Shitou said: Ask him yourself.
"Mom, are you listening?" Dahu's voice came through the microphone.
Xu Hongping raised the microphone and replied: You say it!
"Mom, are you feeling well?" Dahu asked:
"Very good, give me some grandchildren and give them to me, my body!" Xu Hongping responded:
"Dudududu"
"This bastard actually hung up on me." Xu Hongping took the phone and said angrily:
"Mom, if you don't pick up any of the pots, it would be strange if he doesn't hang up on you." Shitou smiled and said:
"Why are you laughing! He is much older than you. Your son and daughter are already so old. He didn't even bring a wife home. Tell me, can I not be in a hurry! Can't I be in a hurry!" Xu Hongping answered. road:
"Mom, you are in a hurry. How old is my brother? He is less than 30 years old..." Erfeng called:
"He matures late, you mature early." Xu Hongping interrupted:
Erfeng said awkwardly: Mom.
"Mom, what is precocious puberty?" Xiao Feng'er asked puzzledly:
Erfeng was stunned and said: This!
Shitou shouted: Xiao Feng'er, eat, eat...
Min'er picked up a piece of shiitake mushroom and said: Xiao Feng'er, you eat the small umbrella (umbrella shape).
"Thank you, auntie!" Erfeng shouted:
Xiao Feng'er thanked: Thank you, aunt...
