On the morning of the 9th, Uncle Ping stood at the door of the house and "looked left and right."
He stamped his feet and muttered: What did they do! Why haven't you come over yet?
Should they...
"Uncle Ping, don't worry! Come and sit down." Erzhu (men slave) called:
Pingbo hesitated and said: How can I sit still!
"Tell me, will Liu Jingtian come over?" Ping Bo continued:
"Today is May, Uncle Liu should be doing business outside." Erzhu replied:
"I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about his family." Ping Bo argued:
Erzhu replied: I will definitely come, based on the relationship between Uncle Liu and the master!
Besides, you even went to their house!
"But I've been waiting for so long! They haven't come yet!" Uncle Ping continued:
"Come over and sit down. You can wait and see." Erzhu responded:
Uncle Ping leaned against the wall and said, "It's so annoying."
"Uncle Ping, Uncle Ping, I have something to ask you." Shuishui ran over in stride.
Uncle Ping straightened up and replied: I will come.
"Uncle Ping, when will Uncle Liu and the others arrive?" Shuishui asked:
Uncle Ping replied: Their whole family are dung beetles!
"Uncle Ping, what is a dung beetle?" Shuishui asked:
Pingbo explained: Dung beetles are things that eat poop.
Shuishui replied: Eat shit!
"You mean!" Ping Bo said blankly:
Uncle Ping put his arm on Shuishui's shoulder and said, "Let's go!"
"Where to go!"
Shuishui turned around and shouted: Hello, aunt! Hello brother Wei! Hello, sister-in-law!
Mrs. Liu (Xianyue) replied: Shuishui is good!
"You are finally here, my feet are numb." Uncle Ping called:
"Yes! Uncle Ping just said that your whole family is a beetle." Shuishui continued:
Mrs. Liu stared at Uncle Ping.
Liu Weizhi said: Uncle Ping, our family has not offended you, right?
"Shui Shui, why are you so mouthless! When did I say that their family are all dung beetles!" Uncle Ping shouted:
"That's what you just said..." Shuishui replied:
"You fart, you obviously heard it wrong." Uncle Ping frowned and threatened:
"What are you trying to do to scare the child? You're such a mouthful, what can't you say? If you keep talking nonsense to me, I'll ask Ying'er to take off her shorts and put them on for you." Mrs. Liu shouted:
"Mom." Ying'er pulled Mrs. Liu's sleeve and said shyly:
Mrs. Liu responded: He has such a broken mouth. You can't stop it without something.
"You are cruel, you actually went to get this junior to move out." Uncle Ping looked at the wall and muttered:
"Look! His attitude is just like a puddle of mud." Mrs. Liu pointed at Uncle Ping and cursed:
"It doesn't matter if it's mud! It doesn't matter if it's muddy! I don't care about you! I'm leaving!" Uncle Ping waved his hands and walked forward swaggeringly.
Liu Weizhi shook his head and said: "You will never change your playful mind."
Mrs. Liu responded: He is not stubborn, he is stubborn.
"Mom, we haven't set off the firecrackers yet!" Liu Weizhi shouted:
"Brother Wei, we are not allowed to set off firecrackers or beat gongs and drums in our house. This is the rule set by the master." Shuishui continued:
Liu Weizhi replied: No wonder the house is so quiet! There wasn't even any firecracker ash at the door of the house.
"Weizhi, put the firecrackers into Uncle Ping's house. Ying'er and I will go in first." Mrs. Liu shouted:
Liu Weizhi responded: Okay.
"Young Master Wei, give it to me and I will help you put it in." Erzhu came over and shouted:
Liu Weizhi handed over the firecracker bag and said politely: "Trouble."
"Xiao Pingzi, what did you do! Why didn't you bring Wei Zhi and the others in!" Feng Caizhu said:
"They came to the house and still used me!" Uncle Ping muttered:
"What are you talking about! Why don't you go out and invite them in!" Rich Master Feng shouted:
Uncle Ping turned around and walked straight out the door.
Feng Caizhu asked: Aiju, what time is it now?
Aiju looked at the clock and replied: It is 9:55 now.
Mr. Feng called out: Bob, go arrange the kitchen for dinner.
Uncle Ping walked to the corridor and said to himself: Liu Weizhi's face is bigger than his butt, and he asked me to invite him!
"Uncle Ping, thanks for your hard work, you asked Uncle Ping to come over and invite you!" Mrs. Liu led Ying'er and walked towards her.
Uncle Ping stopped and said, "Who invites you?" Even if he doesn't invite me, I'm saving face for him, what can I say! It's also him - uncle.
"It's uncle." Mrs. Liu replied in a long voice:
Uncle Ping continued: "Looking at this tone, you don't admit it, do you?"
Ms. Liu looked at her and said: "I won't admit it even if you don't admit it. Your bragging skills..."
"I'm embarrassed when people say Wei Zhi is my son..." Ping Bo said:
Mrs. Liu shouted: Are you looking for death?
Uncle Ping stepped forward and said, "Thankfully I don't have a wife like this. Women are really scary."
"Uncle Ping, who is scary!" Liu Weizhi shouted:
Uncle Ping raised his head and shouted: Wei Zhi, you are here, your mother raised her face as if she wanted to eat me.
Mrs. Liu called out: You deserve to be without a wife.
Uncle Ping responded: I don’t have a wife, and I won’t find you.
"Uncle Ping, please come in! Please come in!" Liu Weizhi asked:
"Look! That's what uncle is like." Uncle Ping held up his collar and said seductively:
"Hum! Look at that stupidity!" Ms. Liu rolled her eyes and sneered:
"Mom, please go forward." Ying'er pushed Mrs. Liu and called:
"Everyone, I am very sad today. It can be said that I am in pain, because my third wife is leaving. Everyone knows how the third wife behaves. She will not stir up troubles, but will take the initiative to break up the troubles and forgive. You should admit your own mistakes when it comes to other people's mistakes..." Feng Caizhu shouted:
"Rest in peace, Madam Three! Rest in peace, Madam Three!" The servants stood up together and shouted:
Mr. Feng said with tears in his eyes: Thank you everyone! thank you all!
"Uncle Feng."
When Mr. Feng saw Liu Weizhi and the others coming, he shouted: Everyone, let's eat, eat!
He waved his hand and said: Wei Zhi, come here.
Mrs. Liu choked and said: Mr. Feng, I didn’t expect it! Third lady!
Mr. Feng wiped away his tears and said, "Xianyue please!" Great please! Everyone please!
Liu Weizhi replied: Master Feng, please!
"Xiao Pingzi, take them in, I have something to tell you." Rich Master Feng ordered:
Uncle Ping reminded: Ying'er, be careful about the threshold.
Mr. Feng stood on the gate and shouted: "Everyone, please be quiet!" Today is the day when the third lady was laid to rest. I prepared some water and wine to greet everyone, but thinking that everyone would have to work hard and drinking too much at this moment would cause trouble, I specially saved the wine for the evening. I hope everyone will have a good time in the evening.
Everyone whispered to each other, "Eat quickly, eat quickly, let's have a good drink tonight."
"Aiju, where are the Second Madam and Miss Xue'er?" Mrs. Liu called:
Aiju poked her head and whispered: The second lady and Miss Xueer have mental problems, and they were both looked at by the master.
"It seems that the rumors outside are true." Liu replied:
"What's going on outside?" Aiju asked:
"Ms. sir, you eat." The eldest lady called:
Liu Weizhi called out: Uncle Feng, we are not waiting for you...
"Weizhi, Ying'er, everyone, eat up! Eat up!" Feng Caizhu interrupted:
Liu Weizhi then said: Yes, yes.
Yinger shouted: Uncle Feng, you eat too.
"Weizhi, Ying'er, hurry up and eat, we will go to the third lady's tomb in a moment to offer incense." Mrs. Liu shouted:
Hearing this, Financial Master Feng burst into tears quickly in his eyes.
He picked up the bowl and stuffed rice into his mouth.
"Dang Dang Dang" the bell chimed 12 times.
Mr. Li called out: Everyone is taking action.
Uncle Ping shouted: Dawang (domestic slave), load up the ox (coffin-carrying tool)!
Everyone shouted with a "boom".
Everyone, you and I kept mumbling: your side is higher, your side is tighter, and...
Qianqian and the others knelt on the ground and cried "Wow".
Uncle Ping shouted: Qianqian, Tudui, Shuishui, get up quickly, they are about to leave.
Tudui cried: "Let's kneel to my aunt for a while."
Immediately, all the servants knelt down.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Feng cried and said: Everyone, get up, get up.
Uncle Ping shouted: Come out of the mountain (get up with the coffin)!
The domestic slaves said together: 1, 2, 3...
The servants stood up and stepped back one after another.
The domestic slaves lifted the third lady and walked away tremblingly.
Qianqian and the others walked in front of the coffin, kneeling in front of the coffin every two steps and crying: Auntie, auntie! Have a good trip...
Mr. Feng followed behind the coffin, his "tears" flowing uncontrollably.
Uncle Ping came to Qianqian's side and said: Qianqian, please hurry up, the auspicious time is coming soon.
Qianqian cried: Shuishui, let's walk faster.
Uncle Ping shouted: Brothers, time is tight, everyone, please work harder!
The domestic slaves held the coffin steady and kept moving forward.
Everyone followed the coffin closely.
"Stop, put the longevity materials over there." Uncle Ping shouted:
House slaves placed the coffin on the kang (pit of the dead).
Uncle Ping said: Tudui, Shuishui, Qianqian, go down and pick up the money!
Qianqian and the others jumped down one by one.
Mrs. Liu called out: Aiju, whose grave is that on the side?
"That's the old lady's grave. After the old lady was cremated, the young master buried her ashes here." Aiju responded:
Mrs. Liu walked over and bowed three times to the old lady's grave.
Uncle Ping shouted: Qianqian, come up.
Uncle Fan stretched out his hand and said, "Come up, everyone."
Qianqian and the others just walked up.
Mr. Li called out: A filial family must be rich and noble.
"Ta" Mr. Li grabbed a rooster and chopped it on the chicken's neck.
Mr. Li picked up the chicken and threw it into the kang.
The chicken flew "flutter flutter".
Pingbo shouted: Firecrackers.
Tan Dao (a domestic servant) held a firecracker and glanced at Mr. Feng.
Mr. Feng choked and said: Don't look at me!
Uncle Ping shouted: "Bring it here."
He lit firecrackers and ran after the chicken.
For a moment, the rooster straightened its legs.
Mr. Li grabbed the rooster and threw it up.
He shouted: The auspicious time has come for burial.
The domestic slaves carried the coffin on wooden shoulders and lowered it slowly.
The servants knelt together in front of the Kang and cried: 嘤嘤...
Uncle Ping shouted: "It's time to cover the third lady with mud."
The domestic slaves stirred up the mud beside them together.
Mrs. Liu patted the mud on her knees and called: Aiju, get up.
Aiju wiped her tears and choked up: I was with the third lady sister, and when I think of her kindness to me, I...
"Aiju, we are all dozens of years old. You don't have to be too obsessed with the issue of life and death. Birth, old age, illness, and death are compulsory courses in life. The dead are gone! The same is true for the living!" Liu Shi advised:
Aiju cried: I understand the truth! only······
"Aiju, what Xianyue said makes sense, the deceased is dead! Cherishing is the current theme. You live well and live a glorious life. The third lady is underground, she will also cheer and applaud you." Uncle Fan advised:
Mrs. Liu pulled Aiju hard.
Aiju stood up slowly.
Everyone stood up together.
The eldest lady squeezed to Mr. Feng’s side and called out: Mr. Feng, get up! Let's go home.
Mr. Feng pushed away the eldest lady's hand and threw his head on the third lady's grave.
The eldest lady shouted: Mr.
"Master, what are you doing! The third lady is gone..." Bob cried:
"Xiaoya hasn't left, she is in my heart." Feng Caizhu said hoarsely:
"Yes, yes, yes, the Third Madam has not left. She will always be in your heart and ours." Ms. Liu continued:
Rich Man Feng didn't respond, and lay all over the grave.
Liu Weizhi advised: Master Feng, Master Feng...
Uncle Fan "patted" Liu Weizhi and called: "Let's go first."
Aiju pointed to the intersection ahead and cried: Wei Zhi.
Liu Weizhi looked at Aiju and said: Uncle Feng, let's say goodbye first!
Fan Bo said: Xianyue, Aiju, you go here.
Aiju called out: Madam, please go ahead.
"Madam, be careful!" Xiaohong supported the madam and said:
Ah Feng walked to the grave and cried: Brother, please take care of yourself.
Mr. Feng sat in front of the third lady's grave and looked at the grave of the third lady stupidly.
he thought! When the third lady married herself, when the third lady accompanied her to paint, when the third lady accompanied her children...
Thinking, thinking, the tears in his eyes blurred his eyes...
