At dusk on the 16th, Xu Hongping staggered home after finishing the market.
She stood at the door and sighed: Finally home.
Min'er said: Mom, when you get into the house, I'll beat your legs.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Great.
"Min'er, please let me in." Shitou shouted:
Min'er took two steps back and called out: Brother-in-law, everyone is at the door, you don't need to be in such a hurry!
Shitou knocked on the door and shouted: Aunt Zhou, Aunt Liu, please open the door.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Min'er, your brother-in-law can't wait.
Min'er whispered: Why can't he wait!
"Min'er, what are you mumbling about?" Xu Hongping called:
"No, no, I was out of breath just now." Min'er replied:
"Bang bang bang, Aunt Zhou, Aunt Liu, open the door quickly!"
"Little Master, please stop knocking. I'm here." Tailor Liu opened the door and asked, "Little Master, please come in!"
Shitou picked up the burden and hurriedly got in.
Tailor Liu asked: Grandma, what happened to the little master? Why was he running in so anxiously?
"Sister Liu, Erfeng's delivery date is approaching, and he is thinking about Erfeng. Can he not be in a hurry?" Xu Hongping replied:
"Mom! Be careful about the threshold." Min'er shouted:
"Brother, how are the insoles selling today!" Yuan'er called:
Shitou then said: Not bad, I sold more than half of it.
"Sister-in-law Yuan'er, we have received twenty pieces of clothing to sew for you." Shitou said blankly:
Yuan'er smiled and said: "I will try to sew it up in two days."
"Sister Erfeng, how are you doing?" Shitou said:
Erfeng waved his hands and said: My body is very good and I can move freely.
"Sister Erfeng, please take it easy, it won't be good if you have fetal gas." Shitou called:
Yuan'er picked up her coat and said: Brother, sister-in-law, Aunt Zhou, I'm going home. Let's see you tomorrow!
"Sister-in-law Yuan'er, why are you going back? Brother Xu is not at home today. Tonight, you stay here and sleep with my mother." Shitou shouted:
Yuan'er responded: I'd better go home and sleep...
"You are pregnant..." Shitou replied:
Yuan'er smiled and said: Brother, my belly is not obvious yet, and I am close to giving birth...
"Ahhhh..." Erfeng held his belly and shouted:
Shitou held Erfeng on his arm and shouted: Sister Erfeng, Sister Erfeng, what's wrong with you!
"My lord, please put Madam on the bed quickly. Madam is about to give birth." Aunt Liu walked into the outside room, holding the lamp with one hand, and shouted:
Shitou picked up Erfeng and hurriedly walked out the door.
Aunt Zhou stood up and shouted: Sister Liu, let's go help quickly.
"Min'er, go and boil the water. You have to boil it." Xu Hongping warned:
Xu Hongping continued: Remember! You need to wipe some ashes from the bottom of the pot.
Min'er said: I'll go right away.
Xu Hongping glanced at Shitou and said: Shitou, what are you doing standing here? You get out, get out.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"Er Feng, please try harder."
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
"Work harder."
"Uh uh uh!"
"Try harder."
"Ah! Stone, stone." After calling for a while, Erfeng still didn't give birth to a child.
Shitou listened to the calls in the room and his legs kept shaking with anxiety.
Aunt Zhou held a basin of hot water and shouted: Little Master, be careful with this basin of hot water.
Shitou looked in front of him and looked back one after another.
Immediately afterwards, Aunt Liu walked straight into the room.
Shitou stepped forward, wanting to follow him in, but he was afraid!
He clapped his palms and sighed: Hey!
"Wow wow wow"
Shitou smiled and said: It's born, it's born, listen to this sound...
"Little Master, congratulations! Madam has given birth to a big fat boy." Tailor Zhou opened the door and shouted:
Shitou replied: Congratulations! Congratulations! I went in to see my son.
"Little Master, please wait a moment. Grandma said that she would not let you come in to see the child tomorrow because she was afraid that you would conflict with the child." Tailor Zhou said:
Shitou then said: What kind of rule is this!
Tailor Zhou said: Young master, Mr. Xu has calculated it for you and your son, you and the young master...
"Nonsense." Shitou took steps to enter the room.
Suddenly, he stopped.
he thought! For the sake of the children, I had better endure it.
Not just one day.
"Little Master, please come and sit in the living room!" Tailor Zhou asked:
Shitou said: Help me take care of Sister Erfeng and the child!
"My lord, we will take good care of my wife and my lord." Tailor Zhou replied:
"Dad, I want to see my brother." Xiao Feng'er ran over and shouted:
Tailor Zhou smiled and said: Young lady, can you see your brother tomorrow?
"I want to see it now, I want to see it now." Xiao Feng'er responded:
Shitou picked up Xiao Feng'er and called out: "Xiao Feng'er, daddy will accompany you to read a book."
Xiao Feng'er patted Shi Shi's shoulder and shouted: I won't go.
"Sister-in-law Yuan'er, Sister Erfeng gave birth to a son. In my opinion, you are also pregnant with a son." Min'er said:
Yuan'er smiled and said: "The child hasn't been born yet, who can tell for sure."
However, according to the "sour son and hot girl" approach, I have a son in my belly.
"Sister-in-law, are you tired with your belly full?" Min'er said:
Yuan'er smiled and said: My belly is not big yet, how can I be tired!
Miss Miner, you are not young anymore. Do you want to find someone...
"Sister-in-law, can we not talk about this issue?" Min'er interrupted:
Yuan'er responded: Of course.
It’s just that women have to get married eventually.
"I won't get married. There are few men in the world who can be as outstanding as my brother-in-law." Min'er continued:
Yuan'er said: There are very few outstanding men like eldest brother. There is only one in the entire Fengxian Town.
However, he became a family member.
You are a woman, you can't just marry without him!
"It is better not to marry a bad man than not to marry at all." Min'er responded:
Yuan'er replied: This is the truth. The "goodness or badness" of a man is not written on his face. How do you know who is a good man? Who is the bad man!
Min'er replied: So, I don't want to get married.
"Ah! The rice is boiling." Min'er said in shock:
"Do you want my help here?" Aunt Liu walked into the kitchen and asked:
Min'er then said: No, no, just the two of us in the kitchen will be fine.
Aunt Liu said: Then I will sew the insoles.
Min'er shouted: Sister-in-law, sit down and I'll bring in some eggs.
"Miss Min'er, please bring in more eggs. We will help my sister-in-law cook water and wine later." Yuan'er shouted:
Min'er ran and responded, "I understand."
"Er Feng, the child is so beautiful, he looks exactly like a stone." Xu Hongping picked up the child and called:
Erfeng smiled and said: Mom, can his children not be like him?
"I'm talking stupid, I'm talking stupid." Xu Hongping suddenly said:
Xu Hongping continued: I mean, children look like stones, and their noses look like you when you were a child...
Tailor Zhou smiled and said: “My mistress must have been a little beauty when she was a child!”
Xu Hongping said proudly: That goes without saying.
"Mom, you are a yellow woman selling melons and boasting about yourself." Erfeng responded:
Xu Hongping shouted: I don’t need to praise, the finished product is right in front of you, everyone can watch it as you like...
"hehe!!"
Tailor Zhou said: “My little master is handsome!” The young mistress is as beautiful as a flower! When the young master grows up, he must be a super handsome guy.
"Aunt Zhou, don't say this nonsense. What will the child look like when he grows up! No one knows! I just hope! He can have a kind heart like a stone." Erfeng said:
Tailor Zhou replied: Madam, aren’t you kind!
Erfeng was stunned speechless.
"As the saying goes: dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice give birth to burrows in the ground. My mistress and mistress are so beautiful and intelligent, and the child you will give birth to will definitely be an amazing work of art in the future." Tailor Zhou called:
Erfeng responded: Aunt Zhou, you are flattered.
"Erfeng, look at this child!" Xu Hongping held the child on the bedside and said:
Erfeng kissed the child and said: My son! My little darling...
"Sister Zhou, you stay here with Erfeng and the child, while I cook some egg wine for Erfeng to eat." Xu Hongping shouted:
Tailor Zhou responded: "Grandma, don't worry, I will be here to accompany the young master, wife and mother-in-law."
"Sister Zhou, you need to let them rest more." Xu Hongping walked slowly towards the door.
On the morning of the 23rd, there were the sound of firecrackers and the melodious sound of suona at the door of Xu Hongping’s house.
Uncle Tang was sitting in the living room and shouted: Shitou, listening to the sounds outside, there are a lot of people coming this time.
"Indeed, quite a few." Shitou replied:
"Brother, let's go out and take a look!" Xu Banxian shouted:
The stone covered his ears and shouted: Let's go.
Uncle Tang shouted: Min'er, take out the tea.
Min'er ran over and said: Dad, there is so much noise outside, how can the few people inside be busy?
"Yes! The scene was so big." Uncle Tang scratched his forehead and replied:
"Dad, my brother-in-law is famous, and there are so many people who come here because of his fame." Min'er continued:
Uncle Tang shouted: I will find a way, I will find a way.
Shitou walked up the steps and saw everyone sitting in different postures (some were sitting on stools, some were sitting on low walls, some were sitting on the ground, some were sitting on stones, and some were sitting on trees), and he shouted: Uncles, Uncle, sisters-in-law, aunts, brothers and sisters, there are still some empty seats over there. Please find a seat and sit down. Those who have not found a seat, don’t panic. I will definitely arrange it for you. There are too many people here today. , Shitou Duo is negligent, please forgive me!
Everyone crowded towards their seats.
Lin Fan came over and shouted: Brother, there are not enough tables.
Shitou shouted: This is hard for me. All the tables, chairs and benches in the village are here...
"Beep beep beep"
"Brother, Officer Wang and the others are here." Lin Fan said:
Shitou said: There are so many vehicles coming, and people are crowded here in front of my house.
vehicle!
"Brother, let me help you evacuate." Lin Fan shouted:
Shitou said: "You go down below to greet everyone, and I'll greet Mayor Hao and Officer Wang."
"My lord, I'm going to set off firecrackers." the police officer shouted:
Shitou replied: Go out and set off firecrackers. There are people sitting here. What if someone gets hurt?
"My lord, congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations on your son." County Magistrate Hu and Magistrate Zhong came over with a group of people.
Shitou smiled and said: Congratulations! Congratulations! Everyone, please sit in the back room. Sit in the back room.
"Papa pa pa"
Shitou shouted: Everyone, you go in first, I will go over there to arrange a parking space.
"Master, don't be busy! Don't be busy! The drivers will make arrangements themselves." Officer Wang continued:
"Shitou, how many people are here today?" Xu Hongping ran out and asked:
Shitou looked at it and said: There are at least a hundred and eighty people.
"Then I'll cook five pots of rice." Xu Hongping responded:
"Sister-in-law, we brought some tables, chairs and food in the car. Just make two more pots of rice." Officer Wang called:
"This must be grandma!" County Magistrate Zhong shouted:
Xu Hongping looked at County Magistrate Zhong and called out: Stone.
"Mom, he is County Magistrate Zhong, and next to him is County Magistrate Hu..." Shitou introduced:
"Congratulations, grandma! Congratulations, grandma! Congratulations on your grandson." Everyone congratulated together:
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Congratulations! Congratulations! Let’s sit in the house! I went in to cook!
"Grandma, wait for me!" Boss Fu shouted:
Xu Hongping was stunned and said: Are you the restaurant proprietress?
"Grandma, you still remember me." Boss Fu smiled and said:
Xu Hongping held Boss Fu's hand and said with a smile: Remember, remember.
Let's go.
Shitou asked: Magistrate Hu, Magistrate Zhong, Mayor Hao, Officer Wang, everyone, please!
County Magistrate Hu and Magistrate Zhong said in unison: "My lord, please!"
Shitou smiled and said: Please!
"My lord, I heard from Officer Wang that you have several sworn brothers." County Magistrate Hu said:
Shitou responded: This!
"Little Master, I'll call Brother Fu and the others to come over." Officer Wang said:
Shitou shouted: County Magistrate Hu, Magistrate Zhong, Mayor Hao, brothers, please sit down! Everyone, sit down!
Shi Shi was busy pouring wine for everyone.
Everyone stood up and shouted: No way! useless!
Shitou said: You are all distinguished guests today, please sit down! Everyone, sit down!
"Brother-in-law, look who's here." Min'er dragged Hao Feng into the house.
Shitou smiled and said: Sister Hao Feng, please sit down!
Hao Feng smiled and said nothing.
"Feng'er, come and sit here with me." Mayor Hao shouted:
Hao Feng moved his steps and said, "I'll go into the kitchen to help."
"Big brother, big brother." Fuxing and the others walked over together.
Shitou called out: "Second brother, third brother, brother Xu, come here and pay homage to County Magistrate Hu, Magistrate Zhong, and Mayor Hao."
"Fu Xing, Lin Fan, and Xu Wangcai met with County Magistrate Hu, Magistrate Zhong, and Mayor Hao."
County Magistrate Hu boasted: The little master's brothers are all extraordinary, with piercing eyes, and they look like heroes in the world at first glance.
"Don't dare to take it, don't take it. We are all businessmen begging for food in the world." Fuxing continued:
County Magistrate Hu smiled and said: "Brothers, you are humble!" modesty!
"Everyone, drink tea! Drink tea!" Shitou grabbed the tea cup and shouted:
County Magistrate Hu replied: Drink, drink, drink.
Officer Wang winked at Shi Shi.
"Brothers, serve the wine, serve the wine." Shitou said blankly:
County Magistrate Hu continued: "My master drinks tea, drinks tea, and the same goes for tea."
"How could it be the same? Today is a happy day, let's drink, drink." Shitou replied:
Fuxing and the others sifted the wine and said: Everyone drink, everyone drink, everyone drink to the fullest.
County Magistrate Zhong raised his glass and shouted: "My lord, I toast you."
Shitou picked up the wine glass and shouted: County Magistrate Zhong, Magistrate Hu, Mayor Hao, brothers, let’s all drink together. Let’s drink together.
County Magistrate Hu smiled and said: Let’s do it.
Mayor Hao shouted: Do it...
