At noon on the 26th, the gongs and drums were loud on Jinling Mountain, the sound of suonas was lingering, and all kinds of laughter filled the entire village.
Shitou raised his head and shouted: Third Master, what did the First Master do to them! The sun has set to the west, and they are still lingering inside...
"Brother, they are coming soon, and the auspicious time will be at the end of the day..." The third master leaned over and interrupted:
The Third Master continued: They are coming.
Shitou shouted: Brothers, brothers, please be quiet. Today is the day when the first master and second master, brother Xu and Yuan'er get married, so I will recommend myself to be the wedding master of ceremonies...
"Brother, be humble! You must be the master of ceremonies." The brothers in the audience discussed:
"Brother, it's perfect for you to be the master of ceremonies." The fourth master said:
Shitou shouted: Brothers, give way and let the newcomers enter the hall.
The brothers immediately made way.
Mother Ji led the two newlyweds to walk slowly.
The fourth sister said: Brother Shitou, I am very happy that you can be our witness.
"Sister, I'm even happier. I see lovers can finally get married, and I feel happy." Shitou patted his chest and said with a smile:
"First Master, Second Master, Brother Xu, Sister-in-law Yuan'er, you are getting married today..." Lin Fan said:
The fourth master interrupted: Brother Lin, you should change your words! The big boss in your mouth is now...
"Yes, yes, she is the wife of the village master now." Lin Fan replied:
"Brother Lin, you don't need to change your words. I have discussed it with Siniang. Everything before will not be changed. Siniang is still the master of the village. I will be responsible for helping her." Yifei supported his fourth sister and said with a smile:
The fourth sister looked at Lu Fei and called out: You really can't be the master of the cottage, look at how cowardly you look.
Yifei giggled and said: Haha!
"Brother, I want you to be our witness. Let Brother Fu be the master of ceremonies." Xu Banxian shouted:
Shitou replied: No way! useless!
Xu Banxian said: I was born alone and had no other brothers or sisters around me. Fortunately, I met my eldest brother on the road. My eldest brother gave me a sense of brotherhood. He helped me and allowed me to have a family...
"Brother, please take a seat! We are just like Brother Xu. If my brother hadn't been pulling me, Luda and I would have been here!" Fourth Sister asked:
The third master called: Brother.
Lin Fan shouted: Brother, sit on it!
"Brother, the auspicious time is coming." Yifei said:
"I'll show off once, and I'll take this seat." Shitou walked straight up.
Flying all the way, he shouted: Brother Fu, the auspicious time has arrived...
"Stop, stop, stop, brothers, please stop and pay your respects!" Fuxing shouted:
Lucky Star shouted: First bow to the heaven and earth, second bow to the high hall, husband and wife bow to each other, the ceremony is completed!
"Send him to the bridal chamber" Lin Fan shouted:
Fu Xing squeezed Lin Fan and called out: What are you doing! The sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly, what kind of room is this?
Lin Fan walked out and shouted: Brothers! Everyone, listen to me! Today! It is a good day in Jinling Mountain and a happy day for the two newlyweds. We are all happy about it, but apart from the joy, I thought of a perfect way to make the brothers happy! It can also enhance the relationship between the couple.
The brothers below shouted loudly: Brother Lin, please speak up! Say it!
"Brothers, don't listen to Brother Lin's nonsense when you eat..." Shitou shouted:
The fourth sister blocked the stone and said: Brother Shitou, today is my wedding day, what does Brother Lin want to say? What do you want to do! You let him do whatever he wants.
As long as everyone can be happy.
Lin Fan smiled and said: Master, you said so!
"Of course, as long as you brothers are happy! Feel free to make trouble today!" The fourth sister faced everyone and said:
Lin Fan shouted: Third Master, come here, I have something to tell you.
"You can't say anything in front of everyone! You have to go over and say it." Shitou said:
Lin Fan whispered in the ear of the third master, secretly: You...
Shitou muttered silently: What kind of harm is this bad boy doing again!
"Brothers, today is the big day for me and the second master. Let me tell you from my heart. I have a lot of mixed feelings at this time. I am in a very complicated mood. I will never forget. I will never forget every minute and second that the brothers spent together. I will never forget. When I was lost and helpless, my brothers did not give up on me and were still willing to follow me. I will never forget it..." the fourth sister shouted:
"Si Niang, you talk too much." Yi Fei grabbed the corner of Si Mei's clothes and called:
The fourth sister smiled and said: Brothers, I just said a bit too much! Today is a happy day, I respect you all!
The brothers picked up the wine and shouted: Boss, do it!
Xu Banxian raised his bowl and said: I respect you all too!
Yifei stretched out his hand and said: Brother Xu, do it.
Fourth sister came to Yuan'er's side and said: Yuan'er, let's drink a little.
"Master, you know Yuan'er..." Yuan'er replied:
The fourth sister then said: Yuan'er, we are master and servant, we are having a wedding banquet together today, we must drink some!
"Yuan'er, take a few sips to make yourself more interesting." Xu Banxian shouted:
Yuan'er took a sip of wine, opened her mouth and spit it out.
Fourth sister patted Yuan'er on the back and said: Yuan'er, you can just sip, why are you taking a big sip with your mouth?
"Brother, one of our brothers will leave." Xu Banxian stood behind Shi Shi and called:
Shitou smiled and said: Do it.
"Brother Xu, let us brothers have a drink together!" Fuxing shouted:
Xu Banxian turned his head and said with a smile: Together, together.
"It's better not to drink. There's something good over there." Lin Fan looked ahead and shouted:
Fu Xing looked forward and called out: What is that!
Lin Fan smiled and said: Brother Lin, Brother Wu, take off your clothes.
"Brother Lin, why are we taking off our clothes!" Yifei said blankly:
Lin Fan responded: If you don't take off your clothes, how can your brothers be happy?
Along the way, he glanced at the fourth sister.
The fourth sister said: Take it off!
Xu Banxian and Yifei took off their shirts one after another.
"No, keep taking it off." Lin Fan shouted:
Yifei hugged his arms and said: You need to take off your pants too!
Lin Fan replied: Take it off.
Fei reluctantly took off his pants all the way.
Xu Banxian asked: Brother Lin, let’s take off our pants, what do you want to do?
"What are you worried about! What can I do to you!" Lin Fan continued:
Shitou looked forward and said: Brother Lin, these two pears are full of thorns, don't go too far.
"Brother, I'm not a child, I have my own sense of proportion." Lin Fan replied:
"Brother Lin, do we really have to do this! What if something happens!" The third master leaned next to Lin Fan and called:
Lin Fan said: Nothing will happen.
He shouted: Brothers, bring up these two pears quickly.
He turned his head and ordered: Brother Wu, Brother Xu, stand aside.
Yifei and Lin Fan stepped forward and stood apart from each other.
"Come, come, come, brothers, stand on the table." Lin Fan shouted:
All the way, Xu Banxian climbed onto the table one after another.
Lin Fan helped Yifei and Xu Banxian tie the balls, and called out, "Master, Sister-in-law Yuan'er, come here."
The headmaster came up to Lin Fan and said: Brother Lin, why did you ask us to come here?
Lin Fan smiled and said, "You go and bite off the bamboo sticks on the pears."
You cannot help with your hands.
"It's fun, it's fun, this is interesting." The brothers nearby cheered.
The fourth sister saw the pear hanging on her body flying all the way, stopping just between her legs.
She looked extremely embarrassed, thinking: If she bites the bamboo stick hard, if the pear swings in the wind, it will prick her husband's penis! If you don’t use force! The bamboo stick cannot be bitten off.
She was about to scold Lin Fan.
"Come on, Master! Come on, Master!"
The fourth sister was so happy to see her brothers!
She closed her mouth.
Lin Fan gestured and shouted: Master, hurry up, Master, hurry up.
Fourth sister squatted in front of Yifei and bit carefully.
Yuan'er walked up to Xu Banxian and bit the bamboo stick hard.
"Ah!" Xu Banxian protected his penis with his hands.
"Brother Xu, you have committed a foul. You are not allowed to block it with your hands." Lin Fan picked up a bamboo stick and stabbed Xu Banxian on his body.
Xu Banxian shouted: Ouch!
"Who told you to foul! This is the reward for fouling." Lin Fan shouted:
Xu Banxian muttered: Lin Fan, you are too damaged.
"Brothers, am I in harm's way!" Lin Fan shouted:
The brothers said in unison: No harm.
Lin Fan smiled and said: This is the voice of my heart, the pure heart of my brothers.
"Yuan'er, please be gentle." Xu Banxian warned:
Everyone laughed and said: Hahaha...
After struggling for an hour, Yifei and Xu Banxian had scars of varying degrees on both sides of their thighs.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, your injuries will be healed tonight, but you have to take it easy, be careful that you won't be able to stand up when you walk tomorrow." Lin Fan said with a smile:
"Brother Lin, I'm not done with you." Lin Fan shouted, kicking Lin Fan all the way:
"Wow! It looks like Brother Wu is very dissatisfied with me." Lin Fan continued:
Yifei responded: How dare I be dissatisfied with you! Brothers respond to you so enthusiastically!
"You are still lying. You obviously hate me and hate me..." Lin Fan said:
All the way, Feifei said: Why do I hate you! Why do I hate you! I tell you! Don't let me take the chance! If I take the chance! I'll give you a taste of being shirtless.
"Don't be ashamed! Who would want to see that fat piece of your flesh!" Lin Fan argued:
"Finally I bit it out." Fourth sister leaned on the table and sighed:
Yifei jumped off the table and quickly went to get dressed.
The fourth sister called out: Yuan'er, bite the bamboo stick and push it out as appropriate.
When the bamboo stick is very loose, pull harder.
"Brother Wu, is your little penis okay? Can you still survive tonight..." Lin Fan asked:
Shitou shouted: "Lin Fan, you are talking nonsense. You are here in front of so many female relatives. You are full of filthy words. The boss and the others are too lazy to argue with you because of the face of the brothers. If you continue to have your own way, I will definitely do it." Make you look good.
"Brother, don't blame Brother Lin! Today is our wedding banquet, and the most important thing is that the brothers are happy." Xu Banxian shouted:
"Yes! After Brother Lin gives birth to his son, can we also go and congratulate him!" Yifei replied:
Lin Fan muttered silently: You think so well, I gave birth to a son, I won't notify you.
Xu Banxian was wearing pants and continued: Brother Wu is right, Brother Lin is so hospitable! When he gives birth to a son, he will invite his brothers to visit him!
"It's broken." Lin Fan muttered:
Shitou called out: Lin Fan, something is broken!
"I ate something bad and my stomach hurts a little." Lin Fan put his hands on his stomach and replied:
Fuxing said: Third brother, go to the toilet quickly.
Lin Fan stretched out his hand and said: No need to go to the toilet, I will be fine in a while.
"Master, Brother Wu, Brother Xu, Yuan'er, today is your special day. It seems a bit redundant for me to talk about other things, but I still want to say that we came to Jinling Mountain mainly for the brotherhood and the The little dispute between the brothers has been resolved now, and we should go home..." Shitou shouted:
The fourth sister interrupted: Since the brothers are here, why not stay for a while before leaving!
"Sister, we have been on Jinling Mountain for more than half a month. We are all raising families. We really cannot leave home for too long. I hope that sister, the heads of the family, and all the brothers will forgive me!"
Xu Banxian called out: Brother, when do you plan to leave!
Shitou responded: We plan to leave tomorrow.
"Brother, isn't this too hasty?" Yifei shouted:
"No, no, it's easier for us to travel while the weather is better these days..." Shitou replied:
Lin Fan interrupted: Brother, Officer Wang...
"Who is Officer Wang!" Fourth sister answered:
"Sister, you don't have to be nervous! Officer Wang is my friend..."
"How can I not be nervous! He is an official and I am a gangster. We are born to be mortal enemies."
Lin Fan said: "Master, although our eldest brother's words cannot be said to be true to his word, in Fengxian Town, his words are golden words, far more effective than those of the mayor. No matter whether they are white or underworld, they can be used in any way." I have to pay him for it.
"Lin Fan, you can't talk nonsense!" Shitou shouted:
Lin Fan said: I tell the truth.
"We don't doubt Big Brother's magical powers. It's just that we are gangsters and the police are officials. We have to guard against him." Yifei said:
"Sister, Brother Wu, please keep your hearts in your stomach. This police officer's daughter is my sister-in-law. She lives in my home. What is my relationship with this police officer? You can imagine! He and I It’s not just a friendship, but also a family relationship.” Shi Shi said:
The fourth sister was stunned and said: This!
"Master, I assure you that every word of my brother is true, and there is absolutely no lie. Just like me, I used to be the master of the brotherhood. I also had some entanglements with the police station. Later, Officer Wang asked Big Brother came over to surrender me. After Big Brother surrendered me, I thought! I would never be able to walk out again, but I never thought! After I was released by Big Brother, Officer Wang never caused any trouble for me again." Fuxing promised:
The Third Master called out: “Master, looking at the various behaviors of his brothers, they are not evil people.
"Brother Shitou, Brother Lin just said that police officer, what did he want to express!" Fourth sister said:
Shitou said: Brothers had several conflicts with the local police in the border area of Fengxian Town. Officer Wang would like to invite you to come over and ask you to explain the matter.
"That's it!" Fourth sister replied:
Shitou replied: That's it.
The fourth sister pointed at her brothers and shouted: Brothers, please listen to me. You are not allowed to go to Fengxian Town to stir up trouble in the future. Even if you encounter something, you must be patient and not have any more conflicts.
Especially, with the police.
"No, no, no, no. If you don't cause trouble, everything else is easy to talk about!" Shitou replied:
"I'll go with my brothers tomorrow." Fourth sister responded:
Yifei shouted: Brother, you drink.
Shitou picked up the bowl and said with a smile: Brother Wu, drink! Everyone drink!
Fuxing said: Brother Lin, let's meet one.
The fourth sister shouted: Brothers, do it...
