At dusk, Fu Xing and Lin Fan came to the door of an inn carrying stones.
Xu Banxian stepped forward and said, "Brothers, please wait a moment. I'll go in and book a room first."
"Attention, you have to book a superior room." Lin Fan continued:
Fuxing shouted: Brother Xu, you can just book two ordinary rooms.
Xu Banxian walked and replied: I understand.
"Second brother, what are you doing!" Lin Fan said blankly:
Fuxing said: Third brother, you have forgotten what eldest brother said, don't be too ostentatious.
"Tongren Inn" Shitou opened his eyes - and read in a daze:
Fuxing shouted: Third brother, please work harder, let's carry the eldest brother in together.
Shitou praised: Good, good, good, good to get the name, good to get.
Lin Fan said: Brother, is the name of this inn really so good? I think it is very ordinary!
"Third brother, the eldest brother is drunk and what he says is all nonsense." Fuxing called:
"Brothers, come here quickly. I've booked a room on the second floor - a herringbone room." Xu Banxian leaned on the stone and shouted:
Stone muttered: wine, wine, wine...
Lin Fan picked up the stone and responded: Brother, you are drunk, you can't drink anymore.
When the shopkeeper saw the stone, they walked up to him and shouted: Come here.
The waiter walked over quickly.
The shopkeeper leaned over and whispered: Keep an eye on those people who just came up.
"Don't worry." The waiter ran upstairs with him.
Fuxing and Lin Fan put the stone on the bed.
Fuxing shouted: Brother Xu, please bring me a cup of tea and let your eldest brother sober up first.
Xu Banxian picked up the teapot, looked at it, and said: There is no tea in the teapot, I will go over and make it.
"What kind of inn is this? It doesn't even have a pot of tea!" Lin Fan called:
"My lord, my lord, don't be angry! I'm going to have a drink right now." The waiter ran into the room and said:
Fu Xing replied: There is no need for you to make tea, just go and bring a basin of hot water over.
"I'll pour it right away, I'll pour it right away." The waiter bowed and said:
The waiter faced Xu Banxian and said: Master, please follow me to the kitchen to get boiling water.
Xu Banxian responded: Let’s go!
Lin Fan gathered around the table and shouted: "I'm tired, I'm so tired, that Brother Wu's wine has so much stamina."
"No! Brother is already so drunk." Fuxing turned over the stone and replied:
Lin Fan muttered: It's strange, my head seems to be pressed by something.
I doubt! The wine was laced with poison.
"Third brother, you are really good at joking! If the wine was laced with poison, you and I would still be standing here talking!" Fuxing said with a smile:
Lin Fan then said: That's right! Maybe it's the sweat medicine!
"Third brother, your imagination is too rich. I have been on the road for more than 20 years. My eyes may not be able to see whether I have been drugged in food or wine! But it definitely cannot cover my nose." Fuxing said:
Lin Fan responded: I can't say for sure, this Mongolian sweat medicine...
"Our inn is a big inn, built by officials. There have never been dangerous drugs such as perspiration and ecstasy inside and outside the inn." The waiter shouted, holding a basin of water:
Fu Xing shouted: Waiter, bring the water quickly.
Lin Fan said: Here is the tea we want!
"Sir, don't worry! That gentleman is still outside soaking." The waiter put down the washbasin and said:
Fu Xing bent down to wipe Shi Shi's sweat.
"Brothers, it's time for tea!" Xu Banxian came over carrying a teapot.
Lin Fan quickly turned over the tea cups on the table.
The waiter asked: Guests, night has fallen, do you want to go down for dinner? Or stay in the room and eat?
Fu Xing responded: We will eat in the room.
"Excuse me! What dishes do the guests want?" the waiter asked:
Fuxing replied: You can serve two dishes at will.
"Second brother, you caught it." Lin Fan handed Fu Xing a cup of tea.
Fu Xing lifted up the stone and poured tea into its mouth.
Xu Banxian lit an oil lamp nearby.
Lin Fan said: Brother is so drunk!
He won't be able to wake up tonight.
"It doesn't hurt to let him sleep a little longer tonight." Fuxing continued:
"Brother Fu, I opened two rooms, what should I do with the room next to it?" Xu Banxian asked:
Fu Xing asked: Is that room far from here?
Xu Banxian replied: It's right next door.
Fuxing said: You and your third brother should live there.
"I'm not going, I'll sleep here." Lin Fan replied:
Fu Xing then said: Then I will go over there and sleep.
"Second brother, you also stay here to accompany eldest brother." Lin Fan shouted:
"Third brother, aren't you fooling around! How can we three such big people sleep! Unless! You stand there all night." Fuxing said:
Lin Fan said: I...
"Sir, the food you requested is here." The waiter came towards me carrying a basket of rice.
Fu Xing put down the stone and called: Brothers, come over and have a meal.
Lin Fan ran to the table and said: After I have a full meal, I want to have a good sleep.
"Guests, you have traveled such a long way, you must be tired! I specially brought a pot of wine from our shop to relieve your fatigue." The waiter set out the food and said:
Lin Fan shouted: Waiter, where is the wine! Get it quickly.
"Master, don't panic! Here's the wine for you!" The waiter took out a bottle of wine.
Lin Fan took the cup and used both hands to twist the bottle cap.
"Brother, show me the wine!" Xu Banxian shouted:
Lin Fan responded: Why are you so surprised!
The waiter "looked" at Xu Banxian, "looked at" Lin Fan, and said: You suspect that this wine is poisonous!
Xu Banxian replied: It's not poisonous, I'm worried that he will get drunk.
The waiter poured a full glass of wine and swallowed it in one gulp.
Lin Fan raised his wine glass and shouted: "Second brother, I'll do it first."
Fuxing picked up the cup and shouted: Brother Xu, let's go one.
The waiter picked up the basket and walked out slowly.
Lin Fan went to grab the wine glass and said, "Second brother, let's have a drink too."
Lucky Star called out: You can't...
Lin Fan held the wine bottle and put his head on the table.
Xu Banxian and Fuxing fell on their seats one after another.
The waiter swaggered into the house and said: I thought! You are in some trouble, I didn’t expect it! They are also big straw bags.
He walked to the bed and took out the map on Shitou's chest.
"What are you doing with my map!"
The waiter was terrified and stared around.
And there was silence all around.
The waiter took a breath and continued to grab the map.
He pulled out the map, opened it and looked at it carefully.
"Have you finished reading? Return the map to me quickly."
The waiter looked at Shi Shi who was lying on the bed and said, "It's motionless." He muttered, "Stop pretending to be a ghost here. I'm not afraid of you."
"I'm not afraid of you either. If you return the map to me, return it to me..."
The waiter threw down the map and ran out.
He ran downstairs and gasped: Damn it.
The shopkeeper came over and called out: Are they okay?
The waiter called out: Almost...
"You're such a loser, you can't handle such a small thing." The shopkeeper scolded:
"Boy, bring two buckets of hot water and take a bath."
The waiter turned around and said tremblingly: I'll come, I'll come.
He picked up a load of hot water and walked into Tianzi Room.
Fuxing smiled and said: Xiaoer, your movements are very fast! After a while, the hot water was brought in.
The waiter knelt in front of Fu Xing and said: Master, please forgive me! I didn't steal anything, I was curious, just curious! I looked at this guy’s map.
"How do you know he has a map!" Fuxing asked puzzledly:
The waiter replied: I saw it when you came in.
"Waiter, you really have an eye for everything, and you have an ear for everything. You've done a lot to make money from your customers!" Fuxing said with a smile:
"Master Mingjian! Our inn is a regular inn, and we never steal anything from our guests." The waiter replied:
Fuxing smiled and said: I am really rare for a person who wants to build a chastity memorial arch after being a bitch. When I see you today, I am impressed by you.
"You go and wake up my brother." Fuxing said blankly:
The waiter took out the pills and went to help Lin Fan take them.
Lin Fan took the medicine and coughed a few times: Cough cough...
The waiter supported Lin Fan and took a sip of tea.
Fu Xing chewed his rice and said: Be careful, if something happens to my brother! I promise I won't let you live until dawn tomorrow.
"Uh! Why are you holding me up!" Lin Fan shouted:
Fuxing then said: Third brother, you are awake.
The waiter knelt on the ground and said: "I forgive you!" I'm so obsessed with this, so I shouldn't have any ideas for you.
"Second brother, what's going on!" Lin Fan called:
"Why do I have sore waist and backache!" Xu Banxian opened his eyes and said:
Fuxing said: Xiaoer, you shouldn't take our ideas. You still want to take advantage of other people's ideas!
"No fight, no fight, who's idea! I won't fight." The waiter knelt down and said:
Lin Fan shouted: Second brother, what is going on!
"Third brother, you and Brother Xu hurry up and eat." Fuxing shouted:
The waiter said: I put medicine in your wine.
Lin Fan raised his foot and said, "I'll kick you to death."
Fuxing shouted: Third brother, why don't you go over to eat!
The waiter lay on the ground with his hands and cried: He deserves his crime! If you think of any way to relieve your hatred, please do it...
"Get up quickly. If you lie down and talk to me, I have to bend down and talk to you." Fuxing said:
The waiter stood up and said thank you: Thank you!
Fuxing said: If you dare to do such a sinful thing in the future, I will see you once and beat you once, and I will make your inn disappear without a trace.
The waiter bowed and said: "What the guest officer taught us is that we will never do it again."
Fuxing called out: "Stay back!"
Lin Fan saw the waiter walking out and asked: Second brother, tell us! That waiter?
Fuxing said: When I was drinking just now, I found something wrong with the wine. I pretended not to know anything about it and took a sip of wine with you. When he didn't pay attention, I spit the wine under the table and you poured it on the table. For a moment, I deliberately lay on the table.
"The second brother is the second brother. He is not only rich in experience, but also seasoned." Lin Fan praised:
Fuxing smiled and said: Third brother, don't talk about me! Brother Xu gave you thousands of warnings, telling you to be careful, but you just didn't listen.
"Brother Fu, I'm so ashamed! If it weren't for you today, I wouldn't know how I would die!" Xu Banxian continued:
Fuxing smiled and said: We are doing this for everyone's good, let's be careful in the future.
"Yes, be careful." Lin Fan replied:
After a while, Fu Xing sat on the bathtub and took a bath.
Suddenly, a figure flashed outside the window.
Fuxing took a bath and didn't notice any movement outside.
The figure moved back and forth.
Fu Xing lay on the bathtub and sighed: Comfortable!
"Ta" a voice sounded outside.
Fuxing was startled and immediately turned his head.
He looked out the window (it was quiet outside, nothing suspicious).
He stood up and wiped the water drops from his body.
"Second brother, are you asleep?" Lin Fan knocked on the door and shouted:
Fu Xing put on his coat and went to open the door.
Xu Banxian said: Brother Fu, what happened?
Fuxing opened the door and said: Nothing happens! You sleep.
"Second brother, did you see the figure in the corridor just now!" Lin Fan called:
Fuxing looked outside the door and said: Are you done yet? At this time, you are still coming here chattering.
"Second brother, I'm here..."
Fu Xing pushed Lin Fan and said, "Go and see my dear brother. Don't come here to chat."
"I didn't talk about it! I didn't talk about it! It was really just..."
"Third brother, if you don't go to the room over there, I'll go." Fuxing stepped forward and said:
Lin Fan shouted: I'm going, I'm going.
Fuxing stopped and said: Third brother, we have to travel tomorrow, you have to keep your spirits up.
Remember! Please pay more attention to every move your brother makes.
Fuxing patted Lin Fan's shoulder hard.
Lin Fan reacted and replied: Oh!
Fuxing shouted: Go in quickly! Close the doors and windows, don't let the mosquitoes bite you.
Lin Fan then said: Second brother, I listen to you.
Fu Xing saw Lin Fan step into the room and called out: Go to bed early.
Lin Fan closed the door and replied: Let's see you tomorrow morning...
