At noon on the 14th, Shitou and the others were walking north.
Lin Fan gasped: Brother, I want to take a break before leaving.
"I told you not to exercise normally, but you have only been walking for a long time and you are already exhausted." Shitou shouted:
Fu Xing called out: Brother, on such a hot day, you will feel thirsty even if you are not tired. Let’s find a place to rest.
Shitou said: These are all barren mountains, where can I find them...
"There should be someone living here." Xu Banxian said:
"Brother, there seems to be someone living at the corner of that hillside!" Lin Fan pointed forward.
Shitou looked in the direction Lin Fan pointed and said with a smile: Yes! Smoke rose from there.
Lin Fan picked up his feet and hurried forward.
"He can run faster than a rabbit." Shitou laughed:
Fuxing shouted: Third brother, why are you walking so fast!
Lin Fan stopped and said, "Eldest brother, second brother, brother Xu, please hurry up. There is a thatched hut in front of you. Let's go in and drink tea. The taste of drinking tea - it's so refreshing!"
Fuxing stood in front of Lin Fan and shouted: "Don't be cool, follow me."
Lin Fan looked at Lucky Star and replied: Let's go.
He walked to the door of the hut and called: Brother, this is a teahouse.
"We have seen it a long time ago. On the top of the house, there is such a big word - tea." Fu Xing responded:
Lin Fan raised his head and muttered: Why didn't I notice it?
Shitou said: Brother Lin, why did you come here so hard just to stand here in a daze?
Lin Fan was shocked and said: Brother, please!
Shitou walked into the teahouse and called: Waiter, waiter...
"Brother, let's sit over there. This table is too dirty." Fuxing called:
Lin Fan touched the table and continued: The dust on the table is so thick!
"Gentlemen, please sit down!"
Shitou turned around and said: Waiter, what did you do! I called you for a long time, but you came out after such a long time.
"Master, don't be anxious! I will answer everything the man next to you said. I am the only one in this hut. Two years ago, this was a teahouse. I was the owner and waiter. , my wife is the owner and shopkeeper of this teahouse. We live a very poor life, but we are in love and have the same mind. We live a happy life. However, the good times do not last long. In the spring of the year before last, several people came to our teahouse. , they threatened us to pay the rent, because we relied on this teahouse to make a living, and the business of the teahouse was not good, so we did not pay the rent. As a result, they arrested my wife to pay the rent, and I would not pay the rent even if I died. Ken, my wife tried her best to resist, but it was still to no avail. In the end, she crashed into a pillar and died (the waiter's tears flowed down her face)."
Lin Fan shouted: It's really cruel and inhumane.
Shitou said: Xiaoer, do you know who did this?
"Brother, you don't have to ask, it must be that group." Fuxing continued:
Shitou asked: Which group?
The waiter wiped away his tears and choked up: I don’t know either! After my wife died, this teahouse stopped opening.
However, occasionally people come here to stay overnight.
Lin Fan called out: Waiter, we have walked such a long way and our mouths are unbearably dry. Can you help us get some food, tea or something like that?
Of course, a little wine is best.
"Wine! I'll go in and get it, but I need to spend time preparing food, tea, etc." The waiter replied:
Shitou said: I'm sorry to trouble you.
The waiter walked towards the back room and said: No trouble.
Fu Xing lowered his head and whispered: Brothers, when we go out, we should pay attention to each other.
Xu Banxian called out: Brother Fu is right.
"Brother Fu, the group you are talking about refers to the Fourth Sister's group!" Shitou responded:
Lin Fan continued: By the way, we have walked for two days, how far are we from Fourth Sister's lair!
"As shown on the map, we are in this area." Shitou took out a map and "looked at it."
"Gentlemen, you drink first, and I'll go inside and make tea for you." The waiter came over with two bottles of wine.
Lin Fan smiled and said: Waiter, you drink foreign wine!
"I don't drink foreign wine. This is the glutinous rice wine I brewed myself. I picked up two wine bottles and put my own wine in them." The waiter responded:
Shitou grabbed the wine bottle and shouted: Waiter, I'll get it.
The waiter said: Sir, you sit down, you sit down, I will take it.
Xu Banxian quickly placed the bowls on the table.
The waiter put down the bottle and called out: Gentlemen, what are you looking at!
"Our friend drew a picture, and we took a closer look at it." Shitou replied:
The waiter poked his head and shouted: Isn't this the hill in front of the door!
"The waiter is right, what is painted in the picture is the row of hills." Shitou replied:
Fuxing sifted the wine and called out: Waiter, go and help us get some food and drinks.
"Wait a minute!" The waiter ducked into the back room.
Lin Fan called out: Brother, please put this map away, be careful not to let the wine get wet.
The stone rolled up the map and said: We have to hurry after dinner and drink less wine...
"Gentlemen, the snacks are here. I left some leftovers from the morning and half a plate of peanuts. I reheated them."
Shitou turned his head and called out: "Xiaoer, you're over the heat so quickly."
The waiter continued: I simply heated it up, and the meals you asked for are still being cooked in it.
"I won't tell you anymore. I have to go inside and watch the fire." The waiter put down the food bowl and hurried inside.
"Xiaoer, don't be anxious! Walk slowly." Shitou shouted:
Fu Xing pushed the bowl and said: Brother, you drink.
Shitou said: Brother Fu, Brother Lin, Brother Xu, you all know it! My drinking capacity is not good, I can't drink too much, I can finish this bowl of wine at most.
As for you! You decide for yourself.
But don't get drunk.
"Come, come, come, brother, let's have one." Lin Fan raised the bowl and shouted:
Fuxing held the bowl and said: Brother, we have wine today and we are drunk now. We can't get drunk, we can't get drunk, we can only drink, we can only drink.
"Do it, do it, do it." Shitou touched the mouth of the bowl and shouted:
"Dong dong dong" Shitou drank it in one gulp.
He put down the bowl and said: Weird, why is this wine sweet?
"I put some sugar in the wine, so the wine is sweet." The waiter answered, holding a pot of tea:
Shi Shi smiled and said: Add sugar to the wine.
"It's my usual practice to mix sugar into wine." The waiter replied:
Lin Fan called out: Waiter, go get some more wine.
"Master, please forgive me! I can't go get another drink..." The waiter bowed and said:
Lin Fan replied: Waiter, don't worry, we won't drink your wine in vain, we will calculate the money and give it to you.
"Master, don't get me wrong. I'm not worried about money. I forgot to tell you that the wine I brewed has great stamina. I won't let ordinary people drink it. I saw a few There was a kind of nobility in my eyebrows, so I just took two bottles!" The waiter commented:
"Boy, you've given me the prize. We are all ordinary people, how can we be so noble!" Shitou continued:
"Master, don't be humble! I have met not only 100,000 people, but also 80,000 people in my lifetime. I have never seen anyone with such a good temperament as you. You must be the best among people." The waiter responded:
Shitou smiled and said: You can also read faces!
"Masters, you don't know. All of my ancestors were fortune tellers. It was only in my generation that I became a cook." The waiter said:
Shitou smiled at Xu Banxian and said: Brother Xu, he is your colleague, do you want to communicate with him?
"He is!" The waiter looked at Xu Banxian and said blankly:
"Hello, brother, I am a geography teacher, my nickname is Xu, Yanwu Xu, I hope you can give me some advice!"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Brother Xu is a geography teacher, and the physiognomy I learned has the same origin. In front of real people - not to tell lies, since I switched to the teahouse business, I have put aside the physiognomy. So far, I have only learned it. I have forgotten a lot..."
Xu Banxian bowed and said: Dare I ask my brother's name?
"My surname is Wu and my given name is Lu Da. I am destined to be a homeless man who has accomplished nothing." The waiter continued:
Shitou asked: Brother, why did you say this?
The waiter responded: My surname is Wu and my given name is Luda. When you pronounce it, it means: Wu Luda, which means: No road is accessible!
Everyone burst out laughing, hahaha...
"Brother Xiaoer, you are quite humorous." Shitou smiled and said:
"Masters, it is a kind of fate that we can meet here. If you don't mind, I will call you brothers. I can see that you are not ordinary people. You are all young talents. You are all rare. Talent..." the waiter said:
"Yeah! Such a strong smell." Fuxing covered his nose and shouted:
The waiter rushed into the back room and muttered: "It's broken, my rice is burnt."
Lin Fan picked up the bowl and called out: "Second brother, brother Xu, let's drink."
Fu Xing responded: Brother, do it!
"Brothers, you can't drink anymore. Brother Wu said that this wine has great stamina - it's not advisable to drink too much." Xu Banxian commented:
Fuxing said: Brother Xu is right, we will stop drinking after finishing this bowl.
"You can't drink from this bowl! We still have things to do." Xu Banxian continued:
"Brother Xu, we don't care about them. They have a good capacity for drinking. They will be fine if they drink more." Shitou replied:
Xu Banxian turned his face and said silently: You have the final say here, if you want them to drink it, they can drink it!
Lin Fan glanced at Lucky Star, raised the bowl and drank "gudong, gudong".
Shitou smiled and said: Brother Xu, what are you doing! We are all brothers, and you turn your back to your brothers!
"Brother, do you know! Anyone who does big things has courage and courage. You should not condone them, even if they are your brothers." Xu Banxian turned around and called:
Lin Fan stood up and said displeasedly: What's wrong with us!
Xu Banxian said: You should not be greedy for alcohol. Being greedy for alcohol can easily cause trouble.
"You fart, you are driving a wedge between our brothers, our brothers, when will it be your turn to stand aside - pointing, I call you brother, it is for the sake of my eldest brother, you crazy person, I don’t even want to read more!" Lin Fan cursed:
Shitou shouted: Lin Fan, lower your voice, don't you think others can't hear you?
"What's wrong with you guys! Why are you so noisy!" The waiter came over with food in his hands.
Xu Banxian shouted: Brother Wu, come here, come here and give me a review. They were both drinking, and I advised them not to drink more. I told them that your drinking had a strong stamina, but instead of listening, they scolded me.
"Brother Xu, I didn't scold you!" Fuxing replied:
"Brother Fu, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about him (Xu Banxian pointed at Lin Fan)."
Lin Fan walked towards Xu Banxian and shouted: What are you pointing at! Believe it or not! I can break your fingers off.
"Lin Fan, don't be ashamed of yourself! You're still making such a fuss here, and you're acting like a shrew scolding the streets - baring your teeth and claws." Shitou roared:
Lin Fan immediately shut up.
Xu Banxian praised: Brother, you have to maintain this posture.
"Shut up, can you say less?" Shitou yelled:
Xu Banxian buried his head and remained silent.
"Brothers, you want to eat." The waiter set out the bowls and chopsticks and said:
Shitou picked up the rice bowl and shouted: "Everyone, hurry up and eat. After eating, we have to hurry up."
"Brothers, how's your drinking capacity?" the waiter asked:
Shitou responded: My ability to drink is not good! They drink better!
The waiter said: My kind of wine has great stamina. People who are not good drinkers should drink it not in a hurry, so as not to faint on the way.
"I just drank a bowl!" Shitou continued:
Fu Xing pulled up the stool and called: Brother Wu, sit down and eat.
"You guys eat first, I'll eat later." The waiter replied:
"Brother Xiaoer, if you call us brothers, just sit over here!" Shitou called:
Lin Fan dragged the waiter down and said, "Brother Wu, sit down. You are standing aside like this, making it difficult for us to eat!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go in and serve the rice, go in and serve the rice." The waiter replied:
Lin Fan let go of the waiter's hand and shouted: "You bring out the food, we still need more food!"
The waiter walked forward and said, "Okay!"
After a while, the waiter came over with a rice cauldron and said: Brothers, feel free to eat. There is still more than half of the rice in this cauldron. You can eat as much as you want.
Lin Fan rushed to lift the lid of the cauldron.
The waiter called out: Brother, let me stabilize the cauldron, and then you can serve the rice.
Shitou put down his bowls and chopsticks and asked, "Brother, waiter, how much are these meals in total?"
The waiter then said: A total of 20 coins.
Shi Shi wiped his mouth and dug into his pocket with one hand.
"Brother, let me pay the money." Fuxing put down the bowl and shouted:
Shitou responded: I will pay, I will pay.
"Brother, I'm ready on the way..." Fuxing replied:
"Brothers, don't give it. This meal is worth 20 cents. I will never take your money!" The waiter interrupted:
Shitou called out: Brother Xiaoer, you live here alone, you need expenses!
The waiter replied: Brothers, you think highly of me and treat me as a brother. Even if I sell iron, I will not ask for money from my brothers.
Besides, I haven't reduced myself to selling the iron out of others.
Shitou looked at the waiter and said, "Thank you!" Big brother.
Xu Banxian stood up and said: Brother, good job!
Lin Fan put down the bowl and called: Brother, we are leaving.
Shitou was silent for a moment and said: Brother, we are destined to meet again!
Lin Fan said: Brother, let’s go!
The waiter reminded: Brothers, if you drink, walk slower.
Shitou moved his feet and shouted: Brother, take care...
