In the early morning of August 26, the fog filled the air.
Uncle Fan led the two masters - they just walked to the door of the mansion.
"Hey! Uncle Fan, what are you doing with Aiju! She comes in with her front legs and you go out with your back legs. You are playing cat and mouse..." Uncle Ping shouted through the window:
Uncle Fan replied: Just kidding me, I have to go out to buy groceries every morning, and she has to come over to work every morning.
The two of us...
"You don't understand emotions at all. Why do people want to talk to you?" Uncle Ping responded:
"Go away. I don't have a habit of cutting off my sleeves. Who has the time to talk to you? You should carefully watch your door." Uncle Fan turned his head and kept walking.
Ping Bo shouted: Come back, come back, I have something to tell you.
"You're walking so fast in this pit, you're rushing to be reincarnated!" Uncle Ping muttered:
He hummed Huangmei opera "Stop, I'll arrest you for reincarnation..."
"Hey! Uncle Ping, you are in a good mood today!" A servant stood outside the window and said with a smile:
Pingbo replied: It's good! No one talks to me but ignores me.
The servant asked: Who dares to show off in front of Uncle Ping?
Uncle Ping then said: That's the trap!
"He has something to do, so he doesn't have time to talk to you!" The servant walked to the window and called:
Uncle Ping said: No matter how busy he is, he still has time to talk!
"Uncle Ping, according to my analysis, you have been sitting for a long time and have become restless, just like a woman during menopause..." The servant held the window and argued:
Uncle Ping shouted: Go, go, go, you are just menopausal.
The servant stepped back and explained: Uncle Ping, I didn't say you were in menopause. I said, you look like...
"Go away, go away, what should you do! Hurry up and do what you are doing!" Uncle Ping gestured and replied:
Uncle Ping sat on the stool and said angrily: I'm so angry.
Fan Bo was walking on the way to the market and called out: "The market is ahead, please walk faster."
They all said in unison: OK.
They walked faster.
Fanbo was left behind.
Li turned around and shouted: Manager Wan, can we go slower! Walking like this is so tiring!
Fan Bo gasped and said, "Okay."
He caught up with them and sighed: I'm old, I can't take more than two steps without getting out of breath.
Li Bashi responded: Manager Wei, don't say that! We were both more tired from walking than you just now...
"Xiao Li's mouth is so clever. It's really humiliating for you to come here and act as a master." Uncle Fan interrupted:
Li Baoshi argued: Manager Wan is joking! I don’t even know Chinese characters, so why talk about my talent?
Zhu Bashi looked at Li Bashi and said: We both have the same talent, which is called stupid talent.
Uncle Fan smiled and said: You two are very funny.
Uncle Fan asked: Are you two used to living in Feng Mansion?
"What are you not used to? It's great to live in Feng Mansion! You have food and shelter..." Li Bashi continued:
Zhu Bashi said: The most important thing is that the silver can be paid monthly.
"Xiao Zhu is honest and straightforward." Fan Bo said with a smile:
Zhu Bashi replied: That is, we are all rural people, people who live a normal life. We speak straightforwardly and never hide behind words. In our family, there are "old and young", and the whole family is counting on us. This little silver makes a living.
"You run like this with me every day, don't you feel bored or bored?" Fan Bo called:
Zhu Bashi replied: What is boring! What a boring thing! To put it bluntly, what we are running for is "money".
Working in the Feng Mansion, you can earn more than twenty cents a month.
This number is an astronomical figure in our hometown.
Fan Bo said: So it seems! You are all satisfied with your wages.
"Manager Wei, I'm not satisfied. Who would think it's too much money? To be honest, it's a lot of money, and the treatment is okay, but it needs to be improved." Li Bashi continued:
"Hahaha! You're welcome, Xiao Li! To put it bluntly, however, you have found the wrong person. I am not the boss. You have to talk to Master Feng." Uncle Wan laughed and said:
Zhu Bashi said: Manager Wei, this is your fault. You are our leader. If we don’t respond to you, who should we respond to?
"That's right, Manager Lao Ai is not interested in us." Li Bashi responded:
"Okay, okay, I'll seize the opportunity to react to Master Feng." Uncle Fan replied:
Zhu Bashi called out: Manager Wei, don't be too impatient for the reaction. You can buy the vegetables and "let's talk later."
Uncle Fan raised his head and called out: We are on the street so quickly, let's go over there.
He squatted in front of a stall and shouted: Boss, give me 10 kilograms of dried dates.
The boss handed Fan Bo 10 kilograms of dried dates.
Fanbo gave the boss 20 coins.
He came to a chili stall and shouted: Boss, weigh 30 kilograms of chili peppers for me.
The boss said: Guest, do you want to make your own choice?
"We don't choose, you choose, please pay attention to those rotten peppers..." Fan Bo responded:
"My chili peppers are all good chili peppers. Every one of my chili peppers is selected by myself. When we do business, what we talk about is the signboard. I can't ruin my signboard just to deceive you. Eight articles..." The boss rushed:
Uncle Fan picked up a rotten chili pepper and called out: Boss, what is this!
The boss glanced at Fan Bo's hand and said: Sir, are you surprised? Just a rotten chili! It explains nothing!
This is like eating, no matter how clean the meal is! It is inevitable that there will be rice hidden between the teeth...
"Boss, you are really eloquent!" Fan Bo smiled and said:
"No, no, no, I am telling the truth. Please don't believe it, sir. We are familiar with each other twice..."
"Stop, stop, stop, these peppers should be enough."
"Not enough, not enough, 30 kilograms of chili peppers are not enough!"
"You want us to buy them all?"
"That's a good feeling!"
"I said, why are you so slippery! It turns out that you had a plan."
"Your Majesty, what you said is ridiculous! It seems like I am playing a trick. You are so smart when you buy groceries. You must be the manager of a wealthy family..."
"You have a sharp eye."
The boss mentioned the chili and said: Buy more!
Uncle Fan responded: I come here to buy vegetables every day. If I buy too much, the food will become stale.
"These peppers total 35 kilograms." The boss shouted:
Uncle Fan asked: Your chili pepper costs three pounds per penny, right?
"Yes, yes, yes, that's what the guest officer said." The boss replied:
Uncle Fan said: Go get some more and make it equal to 36 kilograms.
"Forget it, forget it, give me 11 cents..."
"There are still 2 pounds of chili peppers..."
"Erasing those two kilograms of chili peppers means we have made a friend."
Fan Bo threw 11 coins to Fan Bo and said with a smile: You are interesting.
The boss waved his hand and shouted: Welcome again!
Uncle Fan turned around and called out: Brother, I'm optimistic about you.
"Manager Fan, Manager Fan, come and take a look. The fish I caught this morning are not only fresh, but also big." The fish boss shouted:
The butcher stall owner shouted: Manager Fan, Manager Fan, my pork is extremely fresh, and this pig was just killed...
"You guys stop for a while and I'll take a look before talking." Uncle Fan walked to the meat stall and "take a look."
Uncle Fan said: Cut me 10 pounds of front leg meat.
"okay!"
"Manager W, come here and take a look. My fish is 100% fresh." The fish boss shouted:
Uncle Fan walked towards the fish boss and said: You are a good talker, let me see how big your fish can be!
"Manager Wei, his fish are just some shrimps." Li Bashi called:
"Isn't it?" Fan Bo continued:
Zhu Bashi said: These fish are only as big as his little brother!
The fish boss looked ahead and asked: Where is my little brother?
Zhu Bashi explained: I mean, fish like you are only as big as the younger brothers below!
Everyone laughed "haha..."
The fish boss said seriously: Don’t laugh! My fish is carp.
"Manager, you want the front leg meat." The butcher stall owner shouted:
Uncle Fan took out his pocket and ordered: Xiao Li, pay the boss the money and pack the meat.
"Manager Wan, how many fish do you want to buy?" the fish boss called:
Uncle Fan said: Your fish is so small, I didn't want to buy it at first, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I will help you buy 10 catties.
"Manager W, my fish is a bit small, only as big as two fingers, but it is absolutely fresh. I guarantee you will be full of praise after eating it." The fish boss responded:
Fan Bo commented: Your kid's mouth is just two pieces of skin, you can't say anything...
"One more thing." Li Bashi came over.
Uncle Fan asked: Xiao Li, what else is there?
Xiao Li said: Didn’t you say that his mouth is just two pieces of skin?
I was thinking about adding a little more to his mouth.
"Hahaha" there was laughter all around.
"A bunch of living treasures." Fan Bo said with a smile:
"Don't make fun of me! After you eat it, you will never forget it." The fish boss handed the fish to Zhu Bashi.
"Ugh! Your fish is the emperor's shit. If you eat it, you will never forget it." Li Bashi said with disdain:
The fish boss responded: "It's useless to talk more. After you have eaten - come and tell me."
"Here, I'll give you some money." Uncle Fan took out his purse and shouted:
The fish boss took the money and said: Manager Wei, please walk slowly.
Uncle Fan said to them: "Let's go over there and have a look."
In a moment, the two-handled basket was filled with things.
Li Bashi picked up the burden and asked: Manager W, do we still need to buy anything?
Uncle Fan replied: What else should we buy? There is no more room for you to carry on your burden.
"If Manager W wants to buy something, we can carry some with our hands." Li Bashi replied:
Fan Bo asked: How much can you lift?
Li Bashi was stunned and said: This...
"Uncle, does the road ahead lead to Li Village?"
Uncle Fan turned sideways and said, "Yes!"
The young man thanked him: Thank you, uncle!
The young man walked in a hurry.
"Young man, wait for us. This road leads to several villages. I'm afraid you'll go the wrong way." Uncle Fan shouted:
The young man responded: I will never go wrong. I will ask for directions at every intersection.
Fan Bo praised: "Young man, this is a good idea."
It is both simple and practical.
"Thank you for the compliment, uncle! I'm leaving first!" The young man walked away slowly.
Uncle Fan shouted: Young man, why are you walking so fast!
A few of us are dropping by, so you can keep us company.
The young man stopped and smiled: That's it!
"Young man, why are you going to Li Village?" asked Uncle Fan:
The young man responded: I went to visit relatives.
"You're lying! How come you don't know the way when you go to a relative's house?" Uncle Fan asked:
Zhu Bashi said: That relative is probably not a close relative of him.
The young man continued: She is my biological aunt.
"Impossible!" Fan Bo replied:
The young man argued: It's true. It's my first time to come to her house today.
Li Bashi called out: Manager Wan, be careful of the rocks in front of you.
Uncle Fan glanced ahead and said: Young man, you are not a local!
"My uncle is right. I am from Fan Village, Rucheng City. I am 20 years old this year." The young man replied:
Uncle Fan interrupted: Fan Cun, is it Fan Cun from Hot Water!
The young man was surprised and said: You have been to our Fan Village!
"I've been there, I've been there when I was a kid, I remember! There was a big tree planted at the entrance of your village, and a temple was built under the tree..."
"That temple was too old, so our village demolished it."
Uncle Fan muttered: I have been in Li Village for so long, but I have never heard of anyone marrying a girl from Fan Village.
Unless, madam...
"Young man, your surname is Ruan!" Fan Bo shouted:
"Strange, how do you know my surname is Ruan!" The young man said in surprise:
Fan Bo said: "Don't feel strange!" I still know! Who is your aunt?
The young man was stunned and said: You are from Feng Mansion!
Zhu Bashi replied: He is the manager of Feng Mansion.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forgive Ruan Liang for being rude!" The young man bowed and said:
Uncle Fan then said: Your name is Ruan Liang.
Is your father's name Ruan Qin Ming, or Ruan Qin Yun.
"My father's name is Ruan Qinming." The young man replied:
Uncle Fan responded: "That's what you say!" Ruan Qinyun is your uncle.
"Manager Wei has a good memory. After so many years, you still remember it so clearly!" the young man praised:
Uncle Fan called out, "Young man, there is a saying in the countryside, "When people are old, they remember the past."
perhaps! It is a physical cue.
"Manager Wei, you are in such good spirits! There is no sign of aging at all..." the young man responded:
Uncle Fan interrupted: "Young man, don't make me happy. I'm older than your father. You are so old. How can I not grow old?"
If I don’t age! God will not agree to it either.
The young man smiled and said: Manager Wei is so funny!
"Let's go! The Feng Mansion is ahead." Uncle Fan said:
The young man stretched out his hand and said, "Manager, please..."
