Early in the morning on the 11th, Xiao Mao drove to the door of Xu Hongping's house.
He parked the car and shouted: Little Master, Little Master...
"As soon as I heard it was you, where is my father!" Min'er ran out and shouted:
Xiaomao replied: "As for Miss, Officer Wang is waiting for the young master at Fushun Noodle House."
"Why didn't Officer Wang come with you?" Shitou followed in a hurry.
Xiaomao responded: "The little master probably doesn't know yet!" The space of this car is limited and it cannot hold too many people.
"Brother, you come inside and sit down. We happen to be eating. You go inside and have a bite to eat." Shitou shouted:
Xiaomao thanked: Thank you, little master! I ate it when I came here.
"Then you go in and have a sip of tea." Shitou continued:
Xiao Mao said: No, no, it's early in the morning and I'm not thirsty yet.
"Brother-in-law, let's go into the house! Let's eat before leaving, lest he wait here too long." Min'er pushed the stone away.
As Shitou walked, he muttered: How could I feel comfortable letting him stand here alone?
Min'er responded: If you feel sorry for yourself, just go in quickly.
Shitou walked into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, hurry up and eat. Officer Wang has sent a car to pick us up."
Uncle Tang put down the bowl and said: What goods do you want to bring to sell? I'll help you clean it up.
Shitou picked up the bowl and called out: Dad, you go feed the pigs, I will take care of the "goods".
"I'm going." Uncle Tang walked straight to the kitchen.
"Shitou, please eat slowly. If you devour it like this, be careful of choking on the rice." Erfeng shouted:
Shitou replied: Sister Erfeng, don't worry! I will pay attention!
"Uncle, put down the bucket! I will feed the pigs after dinner." Tailor Zhou shouted:
Uncle Tang walked forward and said: Don't bother Xiao Zhou.
"Ms. sir, watch the road and don't drop the bucket for me too!" Xu Hongping called:
Uncle Tang looked at his feet and walked slowly.
"Really, you are a big boss and you are still so irritable!" Xu Hongping muttered:
Shitou said: Mom, I'm going to carry the burden.
Tailor Zhou reminded: Little Master, all the handkerchiefs to be sold today are placed on the bench.
Min'er put down the bowl, came up to Xiao Feng'er, and said, "Xiao Feng'er, can I take you to the car?"
Xiao Feng'er was stunned and said: What is a car!
Min'er responded: The car is...
"Min'er, don't let her touch that thing, that thing is not for her to play with." Xu Hongping shouted:
Min'er asked: Can't Xiaofeng'er take the car?
Xu Hongping answered: Yes.
However, we don’t have it at home. The children are fascinated by it. What will happen to the children in the future?
Min'er replied: It's just a car! It's very easy. I asked dad to give one to you...
"Min'er, what are you talking about! If you want to take a bus, just go back..." Shitou picked up the basket and shouted:
Erfeng shouted: "Stone."
Min'er turned her head and said angrily: "I'll go by car."
Xu Hongping shouted: Min'er, wait for me, I will go out with you.
Xiao Feng'er called out: Mom, I want to ride in the car too.
"Xiao Feng'er is so good! There is a tiger in the car, and dad doesn't even dare to ride in the car." Shitou said:
Erfeng hugged Xiaofeng'er tightly and said: Feng'er, did you hear it? There is a tiger in the car, and my father is also afraid of tigers. Tigers can eat people.
"Er Feng, I'll put the bucket here, you can pick it in later." Tang Bo took the pole and said:
Shitou called: Dad, let’s go!
He just walked out the door.
Xiao Mao shouted: "Little Master, please carry the things to the back of the car."
Shitou asked: Can we put these things down later?
Xiaomao opened the rear door and replied: Yes.
Shitou put down his burden and said: Brother, I asked you to go in for a drink of water, but you didn’t go, my heart...
"Little Master, don't be polite to me! I'm really not thirsty, please get in the car!" Xiao Mao stretched out his left hand and said politely:
Shitou got into the car and called out: Dad, do you want to change seats with me? It's more comfortable to sit in my position!
"That's what I'll do, sit for a while and then go to the street." Uncle Tang responded:
"Grandpa, grandma, sit tight, I'll drive." Xiao Mao said:
Shitou said: Mom, do you think it’s comfortable to ride in the car?
Xu Hongping replied: It must be comfortable!
Could it be! It feels comfortable to walk!
"I like walking. The air in the car is not smooth and it is too stuffy." Shitou replied:
Xu Hongping shook her head and said with a smile: The air we walk in is indeed good.
However, walking is too tiring.
"Mom, there is a reason why my brother-in-law likes to walk. He walks faster than this car..." Min'er called:
"Min'er, you clearly know that's not what I meant..." Shitou continued:
Min'er responded: That's not what you meant! What do you mean! You are obviously dissatisfied with the slow speed of my father's car.
"Min'er, you're going further and further. When did I ever dislike your father's car for being too slow?"
"You just drove me away, what else did you say! Let me go back and take the car."
Shitou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: Okay! I just farted.
Min'er took Xu Hongping's hand and said, "Mom, when will you come over to my house to play?"
"I don't want to go to your house. Your aunts are crowding around me. My whole head hurts. I don't know! Which one should I deal with first?" Xu Hongping replied:
Min'er replied: You can ignore them, just talk to me.
Xu Hongping sneered and said: If they talk to me, I just ignore them, okay?
The most important thing is that I am not mute.
Min'er laughed: Haha...
"Grandma, where do you want to set up a stall?" Xiao Mao called:
Xu Hongping looked out the window and said: Let's get off the bus right here!
Xiao Mao stopped the car and shouted: Miss Min'er, don't push the car door, I'll go down and pull it.
Miner responded: I can do it, what should you do! Just do whatever you want!
Xiao Mao opened the rear door and went to get the handkerchief.
"Little Master, sit still and don't move! We'll go to the noodle shop right away." Xiao Mao shouted:
Shitou said: I will help them build the factory shed before going...
"Shitou, you go now, we can build the factory shed." Xu Hongping continued:
Xiao Mao shouted: Little Master, sit tight, I'm going to drive.
Min'er shouted: "Wait a minute."
Min'er continued: Mom, I want to visit Hong Mansion.
Shitou shouted: Min'er, what are you trying to do? We are going to Hongfu for business, not for fun.
Besides: Mom is selling handkerchiefs here alone...
Min'er lowered her head and said nothing.
"Woo!" the police car "swooshed" and drove forward.
Xu Hongping picked up the basket and called out: Min'er, there are more and more people on the street. Let's go over there and build a factory shed.
Min'er looked at the direction of the car and replied: Yes!
"Min'er, you really want to go to Hong Mansion to visit, right?" Xu Hongping asked:
Min'er turned around and replied: Not really! There are several sisters who are as old as me in Hong Mansion, and I have a good relationship with them. When I mentioned Hong Mansion just now, I suddenly wanted to meet them.
"Have you not seen each other for a long time?" Xu Hongping asked:
Min'er scratched her head and replied: It's been a long time since I saw them before I was ten years old.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: Before the age of ten!
They might have a family now!
"Impossible! If they get married, I will definitely know." Min'er continued:
"Boss, I'll buy 4 handkerchiefs."
Xu Hongping called out: Sir, what kind of handkerchief did you buy?
The guest officer replied: I want two handkerchiefs that are "heart to heart" and two handkerchiefs that are "one heart and one mind".
Min'er hurriedly went to pull the factory shed.
Xu Hongping pulled out a few handkerchiefs and said, "Sir, a total of 4 cents."
The guest officer picked up the handkerchief, handed Xu Hongping 4 cents, and shouted: Boss, here it is!
Shitou stood at the door of "Fushun Noodle House" and shouted: Brother Fu, what are you still doing! We're leaving!
"Brother, my sister wants to go to Hong Mansion to join in the fun." Fuxing ran out of the noodle shop and responded:
Fu Zi followed up and called out: Brother Shitou, just let me pass!
Shitou said: Miss Fu, don’t follow us, we are going to do something...
"Sister Zi, this car is only so big. There are five of us in it, plus you, it's really too crowded." Lin Fan shouted:
Fuxing warned: Zimei, at noon, you have to deliver dumplings to Aunt Xu and Miss Wang.
Also, except for uncle.
Lin Fan shouted: Second brother, get in the car quickly!
Xiaomao increased the accelerator, and there was a "buzzing" sound.
Lin Fan closed the car door and shouted: Brother, you can go.
Shitou asked: Lin Fan, how was your business discussion the day before yesterday?
"Business is good, I made a small profit of 50 yuan." Lin Fan replied proudly:
"Lin Fan's head is very useful. With 50 pieces of silver bald head, you can get it in one day..." Shitou praised:
Lin Fan interrupted: Brother, you don’t want to make money. If you want to make money, let alone 50 yuan of silver bald heads. Even if it costs 100 yuan of silver bald heads, it won’t take you half a day.
It doesn’t even take half a day...
"Don't make trouble with me! I'm a money printing machine!" Shitou smiled and said:
"My young master, if you help our police station solve the case, we can indeed give you a heavy reward." Officer Wang called:
Shitou replied: Come on! I don’t want to interfere too much with your official affairs, so as not to be in a dilemma.
Lin Fan thought for a moment and said: Brother, my sister-in-law must have said this!
"Third brother, shut up." Fuxing shouted:
Shi Shi looked out the window and smiled stupidly.
Fuxing called out: Brother, if you are short of money! We have it in the "hui". If you can get one hundred and eighty yuan at a time, there is absolutely no problem.
"Brother Fu, what are you talking about! How can I get the money from the association! The money from the association is earned by the brothers. Instead of helping the brothers, I went to drag them down... ··”
Fuxing interrupted: Brother, you are cheating. We are your brothers. Of course we follow your lead. If you take money from the club, who will say anything about you!
"Brother Fu, you are in charge of everything in the association, and you have nothing to do with me..."
Fuxing rushed to say: Brother, what you said must be heard by the brothers. The brothers must be heartbroken. Brothers are all relatively upright people and like to speak straightforwardly. If everyone recognizes you, they will not interact with you. You are suspicious!
You are always the big brother to everyone.
"It's not that I don't want to be a big brother. What I mean is that my brothers and I can get together, but we don't have the chance to be with you all the time. I haven't even met most of the brothers in the guild, so I'm going to reach out to the guild. Money, I really..."
Lin Fan then said: Brother, don't be embarrassed!
Fuxing said: Speaking of brothers, I haven’t seen them for a few days, and I feel a little worried about them...
"Second brother, brothers are all adults, why do you miss them?" Lin Fan replied:
Lin Fan continued: Second brother is thinking about his sister-in-law, right?
"Fuck you, you don't want your sister-in-law!" Fuxing responded:
"Yes, why don't you want to! If Sulan leaves me for so many days, I might as well just die." Lin Fan replied:
"It seems that your relationship with Sister Sulan is progressing very quickly." Shitou smiled and said:
"It's not just fast! It's progressing by leaps and bounds. Now Sulan and I use an idiom to describe it, and it's the only one - like glue."
Shitou congratulated: Congratulations Lin Fan! Congratulations Lin Fan! Congratulations on getting your wish.
Lin Fan responded: These are all thanks to big brother...
"Lin Fan, aren't you talking nonsense! Why do you and Sister Sulan achieve good things because of me?" Shitou interrupted:
Lin Fan argued: Brother, no, I want to say that Sulan and I were able to take a step forward, thanks to brother's help.
"That's pretty much it. You have to speak clearly!" Shitou called:
Fuxing congratulated: Congratulations, third brother! I wish you a big fat boy in the coming year.
"There's more than one. According to me, there have to be two - one dragon and one phoenix." Officer Wang said:
Shitou smiled and said: I think so.
Lin Fan said: Officer Wang, I have little experience in this area. What kind of woman will give birth to twins? Will her butt be curved or round...
"Third brother, it's not about the butt. My mother-in-law's butt is round, upturned, and big, but she has never laid a double-yolked egg, so she sticks her butt out and farts." Fuxing replied. road:
Lin Fan thought for a while and said: It's probably time to do that, so please extend the time.
"Lin Fan, you are so funny. Whether or not you will have twins! It has nothing to do with time!" Officer Wang said with a smile:
"It will happen! I'll work harder tonight and try to give birth to twins." Lin Fan responded:
"Hey! Third brother, be careful with your sister-in-law! Her body is extremely weak, and it will be bad if you make her unable to stand up." Fuxing shouted:
Lin Fan then said: Look what the second brother said! She couldn't stand up, and it was me who couldn't stand up.
"Ha!" Xiao Mao laughed.
Officer Wang glanced at Xiao Mao and said: Why are you laughing!
Xiaomao said: When most people talk about this, I think it’s nothing!
But when several uncles gathered together to talk about this, I found it curious and funny.
"That's what my brothers say! We are no longer human beings." Lin Fan replied:
Xiaomao replied: It's definitely not a human being.
No no no...
"You concentrate on driving, you can't even say a word, something will happen later! What can you do!" Officer Wang yelled:
Xiao Mao then said: Officer Wang, don’t worry! We have arrived at Hongfu, I just park the car.
Officer Wang looked out the window and said: The boy has finally arrived.
The stone said: Who is it?
Officer Wang responded: It’s Xing Dezheng.
Shitou replied: He is coming...
