Shitou got into the car and closed his eyes.
After a while, he snored.
Uncle Tang called out: "Shitou's drinking capacity is too light. He is as drunk as mud after just two or three drinks."
"Brother Tang, the young master doesn't have much drinking capacity! He can drink two or three drinks, which is already very good." Officer Wang continued:
"What Officer Wang said is true! Except for his drinking capacity, he is good at everything else. He is many times better than this old guy like me!"
Officer Wang said: Brother Tang, you are not old either. You are in your prime, and the word "old" has nothing to do with it.
Furthermore, who is the little master! He is not you and I can...
"Huhu" the sound of the stone became more and more urgent.
"Let's keep quiet and let him have a good sleep." Uncle Tang closed his eyes and slept quietly.
Officer Wang said: Xiaomao, when you drive the car to Dongwan Village, remember to call me.
"Officer Wang, don't worry, I'll call you when I get to my destination." Xiao Mao called:
Officer Wang leaned on the stool and fell asleep soundly.
"Police Officer Wang, Officer Wang" Xiao Mao shouted:
Officer Wang made no reply.
Xiao Mao stopped the car, pushed Officer Wang, and shouted: Officer Wang, Officer Wang...
Officer Wang was stunned and shouted: Who is it!
Uncle Tang looked left and right and said: We're home.
Xiaomao continued: Yes, we have arrived at the head of the village.
Officer Wang pointed to the front and ordered: "Drive the car to the road ahead."
Uncle Tang stretched and muttered: It's getting dark so soon.
Officer Wang shouted: "Drive your car in. There is a sun-shaded flat inside where you can back up."
"Officer Wang, when you arrive at the door of my house, you follow me into the house. You have dinner at my house before leaving." Uncle Tang shouted:
"No, no, I just put down the bowl not long ago." Officer Wang said goodbye:
Xiao Mao opened the car door and said, "Grandpa, please get out of the car!"
Uncle Tang smiled and said: The young man is very polite.
Officer Wang then said: Brother Tang, don’t say anything! I just like his mouth, it's like it's been smeared with honey.
"Officer Wang, don't make fun of Xiao Mao!"
"You still don't admit it!"
Uncle Tang shouted: Erfeng, come out quickly and hold the stone.
Officer Wang went to pick up the stone and said: Brother Tang, let me carry the little master in.
"Put it down, put it down, let my daughter hold him up, and let's go into the back room to chat." Uncle Tang shouted:
"Dad, what's wrong with the stone!" Erfeng shouted with a flashlight:
Uncle Tang called out: He is drunk...
Erfeng picked up the flashlight and "shone it", then interrupted: Where is he!
Uncle Tang said: He is in the car.
Erfeng ran towards the direction of the car.
Officer Wang called out: Madam, watch the road carefully!
Xiaomao helped Erfeng hold the stone.
"Tang Jin (Uncle Tang), what did you do! How could you make Shi Shi drunk like this!" Xu Hongping followed out and shouted:
Officer Wang then said: Madam, don’t blame Brother Tang! The young master drank a few more drinks with me and Boss Fu.
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"Dad, why are you here!" Min'er came out and shouted:
Officer Wang was stunned and said: Min'er, aren't you at home? How did you get here so quickly!
"You went to Mr. Hong's house. I'm not here. Why should I stay at home?" Min'er responded:
Xu Hongping said: Officer Wang, come in and sit down. You will have dinner at my house tonight.
Officer Wang thanked him: Thank you, Madam Sister-in-law! We won't eat. We just came from a noodle shop.
Min'er stepped forward and said: Sister Erfeng, give me the flashlight, and I will help you turn on the flashlight.
Erfeng handed over the flashlight and called out: Shine the flashlight ahead.
"Brother Tang, I will ask the driver to pick you up tomorrow morning." Officer Wang shouted:
Tang Boci said: No need! No need! My home is not far from the noodle shop. I walk there to work.
You should still do your own thing.
"Brother Tang, you don't need to worry about our affairs. We will handle it ourselves." Officer Wang replied:
Uncle Tang hesitated for a moment and said: Officer Wang, let me tell you straight! Let Shitou know about this! He will nag again...
"I understand." Officer Wang nodded and said suddenly:
Erfeng walked into the room carrying the stone.
"Yeah!" Shitou yelled.
Erfeng shouted: Min'er, you put the stone on the bed, and I'll go to the kitchen to get a basin of water.
"Sister Erfeng, I'm going to fetch water." Min'er responded:
Erfeng called out: Min'er, hold on to the stone and I'll hit it.
Min'er picked up the stone and said: Brother-in-law, stand firmer.
"Min'er, be careful!" Erfeng let go of the stone and left.
Min'er carried the stone and moved to the bed step by step.
Suddenly, Shitou's head tilted towards Min'er.
Min'er hugged Shitou's head and carefully lowered it down.
"Cough" The stone pierced Min'er's chest.
Min'er muttered: I really owe you in my previous life.
Shitou shook his head and groaned: Hmm...
Min'er flattened the stone.
Shitou slept on the pillow and said: I drink, I drink, I...
"Min'er, I'm here! Get out!" Erfeng held a plate of water and shouted:
Min'er turned around and replied: Sister Erfeng, I'm out.
She walked out of the room, touched her chest with one hand, and choked: Why!
She covered her mouth and hurried forward.
She ran into the living room.
Uncle Tang asked: Min'er, why are you walking so fast? There's a lot of darkness everywhere, don't you trip over yourself?
"Dad, I'm going to go outside to cool off." Min'er responded:
She ran to the tree in front of the door, tears streaming down her face.
As she wiped away her tears, she thought, "Erfeng is her sister, Shitou is her brother-in-law, how could she do it! The most important thing is: Shitou doesn't take herself seriously. If she goes to expose the matter by herself! No, we can’t even be friends.”
She exhaled and sighed: Hi!
"Min'er, what are you standing there for? You have come in to eat!" Xu Hongping stood at the door and shouted:
Min'er said: It's cool outside, I want to stay here longer.
"Come back after you finish eating, so that everyone won't have to sit inside and wait." Xu Hongping argued:
Min'er walked towards the house and called out: "Let's go!"
"Min'er, come and sit here, I'll serve you a meal." Erfeng shouted:
Min'er walked behind Erfeng and said: Sister Erfeng, you can eat by yourself. My stomach is still full and I don't want to have dinner.
"Auntie, if you want to eat, I'll give you a chicken leg." Xiao Feng'er held a chicken leg and shouted:
Min'er knelt down and said with a smile: "Xiao Feng'er is good!" Give the chicken legs to your mother. If your mother eats them, she will give birth to a little brother for you.
"Really!" Xiao Feng'er replied:
Min'er responded: "Of course it's true. In a few days, your brother will come out of your mother's belly."
"Where did I come from?" Xiao Feng'er asked:
Xiao Feng'er continued: I know! I came out of my mother's head.
Because, I am older than my brother.
"Haha..." There was a burst of laughter in the room.
Xiao Feng'er looked at Er Feng and asked: Mom, isn't it like this?
Erfeng smiled and said: Yes, yes, yes.
"I let mom eat the chicken drumsticks." Xiao Feng'er held up the drumstick to the corner of Erfeng's mouth.
Erfeng bit the chicken leg in one bite and said with a smile: I'll eat it, I'll eat it.
"Ms. sir, why are you like Min'er! Use your chopsticks quickly." Xu Hongping shouted:
Uncle Tang called out: Ping'er (Xu Hongping), you guys eat, I'm full, I ate the steamed buns, and...
"And had a drink!" Xu Hongping replied:
Uncle Tang smiled and said, "Drink a little."
"Little by little, smell it yourself. The smell of alcohol on your body is soaring. Shitou is so drunk that he is unconscious. As the saying goes: the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. You don't restrain the little one, and you still lead the little one to do nonsense." Xu Hongping accused road:
"Mom, my brother-in-law is not a child, how can dad restrain my brother-in-law!" Min'er shouted:
Tang Bo responded: "That's right, Shitou is such a big man, how can I restrain him!"
Besides: it was my boss who invited him to drink!
Give me the whole "the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked".
"You're so cowardly. You dare to pick on me. You're out having fun with your rocks, and you're showing me how confident you are. Do you think your life is too easy?" Xu Hongping replied:
Uncle Tang replied: Where is this?
Xu Hongping put down the bowl and chopsticks and said: If you talk back to me, see how I deal with you!
"Mom, dad is so good to you, why are you willing to deal with him!" Min'er shouted:
Xu Hongping said: People like him just need to be dealt with.
"Come on! You've made yourself look like a shrew! Let me tell you! I've long disliked you. Don't think: I'm born with a good temper, and I'm willing to fight and suffer. I don't care about this family, I don't care about you. I have always swallowed my promise..."
"Look, look at this hypocrite, he is full of bad water..."
"What are you talking about that's useless! You know I'm bad, why did you still marry me!"
"I regret marrying you. You are inferior to others in literature and martial arts. You only play with those two shabby books..."
"I'm not as good as others. If you can, don't live with me!"
"It's just nothing, who cares!"
"Mom, please stop saying a few words..." Min'er advised:
Erfeng leaned in Min'er's ear and said: Min'er, don't talk to her. This is the first time they have argued like this. Maybe they will feel better if they argue.
Miner was stunned and said: Oh!
Uncle Tang was silent for a moment and called out: We must never leave.
"You black-hearted man, you can say such things. I gave birth to children for you. Now that the children have grown up, you have nothing to worry about. You even threatened me with divorce. When you were young, you even You don’t even dare to fart in front of me..." Xu Hongping cursed:
"puff!"
Erfeng shouted: "Xiao Feng'er, what are you doing!"
Xiao Feng'er responded: Grandma said to fart, so I learned to fart.
"Xiao Feng'er, grandma is joking with us!" Min'er said with a smile:
"Xiao Feng'er, come here, grandpa, your grandma farts, don't let it get to you!" Uncle Tang shouted:
"My farts stink, go and marry someone who can't fart as your wife..."
"It's something you can consider!"
"You are so young! If I hadn't married you twenty years ago, you would still be a single man, not from my natal family..."
"Divorce, see if you can live without me!"
"Dad, what are you doing?" Erfeng asked:
Uncle Tang took a piece of paper, put it on the table, and said: I am going to divorce her.
"Dad, why are you acting like a child! How can divorce be so easy! Just divorce if you want..." Erfeng called:
Min'er continued: Sister Erfeng is right, you didn't divorce when you were young, but you are still talking about divorce now...
"Min'er, Erfeng, don't stop him. He wants to leave. If I divorce him, I won't believe it. He can still find an 18-year-old..."
Uncle Tang responded: I can’t do it if I don’t look for him!
"So, you want to play fashion, like young people, and experience divorce..."
Uncle Tang replied: I don't care about fashion, I will leave you.
"Dad, don't say such angry words! Sister Erfeng has become a mother, and Xiaofeng'er called you - Grandpa, what will they do if you divorce!" Min'er shouted:
Uncle Tang replied: I will not leave home after divorcing her.
Min'er smiled and said: Isn't this a joke?
Uncle Tang made a face and said, "You can laugh if you want, and I will leave her."
When Xu Hongping saw Uncle Tang's drooping face, she immediately became silent.
"Dad, are you possessed by a demon? We tried to talk to you, but you just didn't listen..." Erfeng called out:
Uncle Tang said: No matter how bad I am, I am still living on a soft diet. She knows better than anyone how much her natal family has helped me!
She doesn't have to remind me all the time.
"Except just now, when did I mention it!" Xu Hongping muttered:
Uncle Tang shouted: You don’t need to mention this matter, I know it too! I charged you 20 yuan.
"It's good that you haven't forgotten your roots. 20 yuan is not much! It can buy an entire house." Xu Hongping continued:
Uncle Tang responded: "It's indeed a lot. You sign it and let me write the terms of the agreement."
Xu Hongping stared at Uncle Tang and shouted: Just sign, what's the big deal!
She pulled at the paper on the table.
Erfeng held Xu Hongping's hand and said: Mom, you are a reasonable person, how could you be so confused about this matter! Dad is a man, why are you bringing up those old things?
Besides, Dad has your whole heart and soul.
Why should you...
"Hurry up and sign." Uncle Tang shouted:
"Aunt Ping, what Erfeng said makes sense. Men all need to save face. It's a bit inappropriate for you to say that to my uncle." Tailor Zhou called:
Uncle Tang replied: I don’t want to lose face, so you sign it for me.
Xu Hongping said slowly: I, I, I...
"Why are you whining! Just sign this. After we get divorced, I won't let you sleep on the street. I will return the 20 taels of silver that your parents gave me back to you, not a penny, so that you can live your life." Having enough food and clothing will make you live a more carefree life..."
Erfeng interrupted: Dad, Mom stopped talking, indicating that she knew she was wrong. You are still being aggressive on the side. Do you think it's interesting?
if! You and your mother are divorced, don't you feel ashamed, your daughter will blush for you. Now that your daughters have grown up and are married, they have their own husbands and children. In the future, when the children ask grandpa and grandma, what happened to them? ! Why does grandpa have a house and grandma has a house! What should I tell them!
"It's getting late, I'm going to feed the pigs." Uncle Tang stood up and called:
"Uncle, let me and Sister Zhou go!" Tailor Liu shouted:
Uncle Tang moved his feet and replied: "You guys sit down, I'll go."
Xu Hongping saw Uncle Tang leaving the hall.
She straightened up and said: I'm going too.
Tailor Liu smiled and said: A husband and wife are a husband and wife.
Erfeng took a chicken leg and asked: Xiaofeng'er, do you want more chicken legs?
"Yes." Xiao Feng'er responded:
Erfeng broke off some chicken, put it in Xiaofeng'er's mouth, and said: Xiaofeng'er, are the chicken legs delicious?
Xiao Feng'er lengthened her voice and replied: It's delicious...
