Shitou took everyone to the door of Uncle Zhu's house.
Lin Fan shouted: Dad, Mom, we have a guest at home.
Uncle Chu got up and walked towards the door, shouting: Shitou, brother Fu, please come quickly! Please!
Shitou turned his head and said with a smile: "Uncle, what are you busy with!"
Uncle Chu replied: I'm not busy, I was just sitting under the tree to enjoy the cool air.
"I guess there will be guests coming today. I didn't go to work in the fields. I stayed at home to wait." Uncle Chu continued:
"Get rid of uncle!" Fu Xing shouted:
Uncle Chu smiled and said: Hello brother Fu!
"Brother, I'm here to disturb you." Uncle Tang shouted:
Uncle Zhu went to hug Uncle Tang and said with a big smile: "The distinguished guest is here, why bother?"
Uncle Tang smiled and said, "Except for the eldest brother, it's funny!" Our two families are old acquaintances, so there are no visitors!
"Brother Tang also said that we are old acquaintances. In my impression, this is the first time you have come to my house." Uncle Chu continued:
"It seems that Brother Zhu is asking me for a crime." Tang Bo smiled and said:
"How dare! How dare! If Brother Tang can come to my house, my family will be full of glory and our family will be happy..." Uncle Chu replied:
Uncle Tang shouted: "Yes, yes, when you come to my house in the future, I will punish myself with two cups of wine!"
"Shitou, you're here." Su Lan ran out wearing an apron.
Shitou shouted: Sister Sulan.
Su Lan said politely: Hello, Uncle Tang!
Tang Bo smiled and said: Sulan has become thinner.
Sulan pinched her arm and replied: How can I lose weight? I'm still so fat!
"You are almost like a bamboo pole and you are still fat." Tang Bo argued:
Sulan replied: Uncle Tang, don't make fun of me!
"Sister Su Lan, how are you these days?" Min'er stepped forward and asked:
Su Lan raised her head and continued: I eat and sleep every day. I eat after sleeping. I feel very good.
Fu Xing glanced at Su Lan and said silently: Why does she look so familiar!
Could it be!
"Let's all sit in the room, sit in the room. The tables and stools have been set up long ago." Uncle Zhu shouted:
Su Lan said: Min'er, how about Sister Erfeng!
"Su Lan, please come in and chat in the back room!" Uncle Chu shouted:
Sulan stretched out her hand and said, "Everyone, please!"
Min'er took Sulan's hand and called: Sister Sulan, let's go in and chat.
Xiaojing helped Fuzi walk into the hall.
Min'er pointed at Xiaojing and the others and whispered: They are here for their brother-in-law.
Su Lan smiled and said: The charm of stones is so great.
"Sister Su Lan, how can you laugh! They two are vixens." Min'er muttered:
Sulan said: If I don’t laugh, what else can I do!
Min'er argued: You should feel sorry for Sister Erfeng.
Su Lan walked forward and said: Pull him down!
Miner called out: Why did Sister Sulan become like this!
She turned around and walked under the big tree.
As she walked, she muttered: "I'm not like Sister Xuelan - she's so unjust for her own gain. They bring little things over and they'll shake their heads at others."
"I'm thinking of a way to cure them so that I can vent my anger on Sister Erfeng." Min'er sat down on the stool.
She rubbed her hands and said silently: What method is best to use!
"Min'er, what are you doing sitting here!" Su Lan shouted:
Miner called: Sister Sulan, come here.
Su Lan leaned towards Min'er and said: Sister Su Lan, let me tell you, those two women just now are both bad men. When they saw Brother Shitou, their eyes widened.
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"Min'er, it's normal for them to have a favorable impression of Stone. Who makes Stone so good! I think there's something wrong with you caring so much about Stone." Su Lan looked at Min'er and argued:
Min'er then said: What's my problem? Shitou is my brother-in-law, and I am his sister-in-law. I care about him because of Sister Erfeng.
"For your sister?" Sulan asked:
Min'er replied: Otherwise!
"I think that's not the case." Su Lan responded:
Min'er replied: Sister Su Lan, there is no need to make a fuss.
I understand very well that Shitou is my brother-in-law. I can't have any illusions about him, nor will I have any illusions about him. I hate those two people and hate the way they go to see my brother-in-law. I don't do it for anything else but for my sister. I also have to find a way to deal with them.
Su Lan smiled and said: Min'er, you said it well and very frankly. Please touch your heart and ask yourself whether Sister Erfeng is more important in your heart or whether the stone is more important in your heart.
"Sister Su Lan, what are you talking about! Why can't I understand!" Min'er lowered her head and called:
"Whether you understand or not, you come into the room with me and tell me." Sulan continued:
Min'er said: I won't go in, I want to sit here alone.
"Min'er, there's still a lot of work inside! Can you go in and help?" Sulan begged:
Min'er took Sulan's hand and muttered: Let's go!
"Min'er, where have you been! You disappeared in the blink of an eye." Shitou shouted:
Min'er walked into the hall and responded: I went to enjoy the shade under the big tree. It was very cool and fun there.
"Miss Min'er, come over and drink tea." Uncle Chu called:
"I won't drink anymore. Sister Sulan and I went to the kitchen." Min'er said:
Shitou smiled and said: You go to the kitchen! Don't renovate the kitchen!
"Brother-in-law, am I that bad?" Min'er said displeased:
Su Lan tugged on Min'er's sleeve and said, "Let's go. The kitchen will definitely be too busy."
Min'er just walked into the kitchen.
"Ah" Xiaojing shouted.
Min'er turned her head and shouted: Someone fucked you, right? It screams so harshly!
"Why are you touching my back?" Xiaojing asked:
Min'er responded: I didn't see you squatting here washing vegetables. I flicked my hand and it touched your back. As for your reaction...
Xiaojing said: I thought you were a thief.
"I'm a thief, and I won't want you. Who would choose a lowly servant like you?" Min'er continued:
Xiaojing replied: You cursed.
Min'er replied: So what if I scold you! Did I scold you wrong?
Xiaojing called: Miss, her!
Fuzi shouted: Forget it, forget it, stop talking!
"Su Lan, come over and wash the vegetables quickly!" Chu Shi shouted:
Su Lan responded: Okay!
She tugged on Min'er's clothes and said, "Let's go over there."
"Ouch" Xiaoqiang held his stomach and kept spinning in circles.
Chu Shi asked: Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?
Xiaoqiang held his belly and said: Mom! My stomach hurts so bad that I want to go to the toilet.
Xiaoqiang shouted: Sister Min'er, I'm going to trouble you here.
"No problem! Xiaoqiang, go quickly." Min'er replied:
Xiaoqiang clutched his stomach and hurried away.
Su Lan said to Lin Fan, "You also go out and chat with Shitou and the others."
Lin Fan put down the dishes and walked out of the kitchen calmly.
"Hey! Xiaoqiang, why haven't you left yet!" Lin Fan said in shock:
Xiaoqiang pulled Lin Fan and whispered: Brother, don't yell! If I don’t do this, will mother let us out?
Say it again! Those women were crowded in, and we stayed there, which was just a new incident!
Lin Fan replied: Xiaoqiang is right! let's go.
She walked into the hall, looked left and right, and muttered: Where are the people!
Xiaoqiang said: Let's go out and look for it.
Lin Fan ran out the door and said: They were all sitting in the hall just now, and after a while...
"Brother, they are all enjoying the shade under the big tree." Xiaoqiang shouted:
Lin Fan ran straight under the big tree.
"Dad, why did you bring them here to sit here! There are no tables or chairs here, it's so inconvenient." Lin Fan shouted:
Uncle Chu called: Go and bring some chairs over.
Lin Fan replied: I'll go right away.
Shitou shouted: Lin Fan, I'll go with you.
Fu Xing then said: I want to go too.
Xiaoqiang said: Brothers, go quickly, I will sit with Uncle Tang for a while.
Uncle Tang smiled and said: Xiaoqiang, I heard from your brother Lin Fan that your studies are good.
"It's so so-so!" Xiaoqiang responded:
"Xiaoqiang has also learned to be humble." Tang Bo smiled and said:
Xiaoqiang replied: The teacher said that humility makes people progress.
Uncle Tang laughed and said: Yes! right! right! Humility makes progress.
Uncle Chu smiled and said: This child! How funny!
Xiaoqiang looked confused and muttered: What's wrong with me?
Uncle Tang smiled and said: No, no, there is nothing wrong with you.
Xiaoqiang came up to Uncle Tang and said proudly: Uncle Tang, I can recite the poem "The sun is over the mountains, the Yellow River flows into the sea..."
"Xiaoqiang, why are you reciting this bullshit poem!" Lin Fan came over holding a coffee table.
Xiaoqiang called out: Brother, it is a poem, not a bullshit poem.
"Xiaoqiang, you read this poem every day. If you don't get tired of reading it, I get tired of listening to it." Lin Fan said:
Shitou shouted: Dad, Xiaoqiang, sit on the stool.
Tang Bo pulled up the stool and praised: Xiaoqiang's approach is very good. Studying relies on the word "diligence". There is no genius in the world. The so-called geniuses are all lies.
As the saying goes, "an iron pestle grinds into a needle", learning requires accumulation bit by bit...
"Uncle and uncle, you guys have tea." Fu Xing held two cups of tea and shouted:
Uncle Chu praised: Brother Fu is really a good man, he treats us enthusiastically and politely.
"Who says not! He is still my boss!" Tang Bo continued:
"Really!" Uncle Chu smiled and said:
Fuxing called out: Uncle, do you want to go work in my noodle shop?
"I'm not going. I'll continue to run my small business." Uncle Chu replied:
Fu Xing responded: Then ask my aunt to come over and help me with odd jobs.
"She can't go. My old lady is used to doing farm work at home. In addition, Lin Fan will also go out to do some business. Our family..." Uncle Zhu argued:
"Unless my uncle answered so readily, I believe it! There is no room for negotiation on this matter. I wish my uncle a prosperous business and abundant financial resources. I wish my aunt a harvest of melons and beans. I wish my uncle and his family happiness and health." May happiness last forever." Fu Xing replied:
Uncle Chu thanked him: Thank you! Thanks!
"Brother, this eldest brother said - happiness lasts ten thousand years. What does this mean? How can happiness last longer than ten thousand years!" Xiaoqiang pushed Lin Fan and said:
Tang Bo smiled and said: Xiaoqiang, it is a blessing, a meaning, and auspicious meaning.
"It's like, it means year after year, year after year." Xiaoqiang thought for a moment and replied:
Uncle Tang smiled and said: They have similar meanings.
Shitou said: Apart from his uncle, Xiaoqiang has a good way of reading and is also very smart.
However, you can't let him study all the time. You let him learn some self-defense skills!
"I have also thought about this problem. However, we are all helpless people. How can we teach him!" Uncle Chu replied:
Shitou shouted: Lin Fan.
"Yeah" Lin Fan said blankly:
Shitou shouted: Xiaoqiang, let Lin Fan teach you.
Uncle Chu smiled and said: How can Lin Fan teach him! Lin Fan could at most teach him to carry rice.
"Brother, I really can't teach you the kung fu of a three-legged cat." Lin Fan begged:
Shitou shouted: I ask you to teach me, you teach him the three-legged cat kung fu.
Plus, I do the "horse step" squatting every day.
Xiaoqiang responded: "horse step" what is it!
Shitou stood up and said, "Look carefully."
"Hey" Shitou made a horse stance.
Xiaoqiang smiled and said: This posture is just like that of a latrine.
Shitou called out: Xiaoqiang, don't laugh! You can find someone to push me. If you can push me, I will call you brother.
Xiaoqiang shouted: Brother, come here and help me.
Lin Fan responded: You push it yourself.
Xiaoqiang pressed towards the stone.
He pushed hard and shouted: Dad, come here and help me too.
Uncle Chu rolled up his sleeves and went to push the stone.
"Dad, don't bother! At that time in the morning, neither Brother Fu nor I pushed the elder brother, let alone you two!" Lin Fan shouted:
"So weird!" Uncle Chu took back his hand and said in surprise:
He walked up to Shitou, "patted" Shitou's chest, and called out: "It's so thick, it's a piece of material for martial arts training."
He pushed casually.
"Bang" he stepped back a few meters.
Lin Fan quickly grabbed Uncle Chu.
Shitou stood up, pulled Uncle Chu away with both hands, and shouted: Uncle Chu, are you not hurt?
Uncle Zhu praised Shi Shi's kung fu skills and it was an eye-opener for the old man.
"Dad, I warned you not to bother! You just didn't listen. If you get hurt somewhere! That's it!" Lin Fan kept picking up the clothes on his uncle's body.
Uncle Tang called out: Shitou, you too, Brother Zhu, why are you using so much force!
Shitou bowed and said: I'm sorry! sorry! This is the negligence of the stone. This is the negligence of the stone.
"Dad, Uncle Tang, you come in to eat!" Sulan shouted:
Shitou ordered: Brothers, move the stools quickly, let's go in and eat.
Uncle Tang pulled up the stool and said, "I'm going to sit here and wait, so I can move it myself."
Fu Xing called: Uncle, come into the house and let me move the stool.
Uncle Chu looked at Uncle Tang and said, "Let's go into the house. If the children have such a heart, we should support them."
Lin Fan shouted: Xiaoqiang, take these coffee tables to the back room.
Shitou asked, "Uncle, dad, please!"
Uncle Chu stretched out his left hand and said politely: Brother Tang, please! Everyone please...
