The next morning, the sky was covered with a thick layer of fog.
The stone climbed up quietly.
He sat on the bedside and put on his pants lightly.
"Shitou, the weather has turned cold, there is no need for you to get up so early!" Erfeng squinted his eyes and called:
Shitou said: I deliberately acted lightly.
No idea! Sister Erfeng was still woken up by me.
"You get up at this time every day, and if the quilt moves slightly, I will know it's you!" Erfeng responded:
Shitou said: I disturb Sister Erfeng when she sleeps every day. Isn’t Sister Erfeng particularly annoying?
"Shitou, we are husband and wife, why should we be bothered by such a trivial matter?" Erfeng replied:
Shitou leaned over and kissed Erfeng, saying: It's still August, and it's not that cold at all!
He let go of Erfeng and walked straight out of the house.
Erfeng shouted: Shitou, come here.
Shitou turned around and saw Erfeng looking straight at him, and whispered: Sister Erfeng, don't be like this, you still have a baby in your belly!
"Come on!" Erfeng said coquettishly:
Shi Shi walked slowly to the bed.
Erfeng hugged Shi Shi's neck and kissed him desperately.
Shi Shi opened the quilt and went to touch Erfeng.
Erfeng unbuttoned Shitou's pants.
"Creak!" There was a sound on the stone bed.
"Hmm~" Xiao Feng'er called twice while sleeping on the bedside.
Shi Shi stopped and pointed to the head of the bed.
Erfeng pricked up his ears, hugged the stone with both hands, and called out: It's okay, let's continue.
Shitou's hands roamed Erfeng's body.
"Ah! Hurry up." Erfeng said softly:
It was exciting for a while.
Erfeng leaned on the bedside and went to help Shitou put on his clothes. He smiled and said: Shitou, that little Jing who came to our house yesterday.
Although, she is a maid.
She is a very smart and sensible person.
Moreover, she is beautiful and pleasant.
"It's none of my business that she's beautiful! She's lovely, so someone will love her. I only love Sister Erfeng, and Sister Erfeng is my god." Shitou continued:
"You are poor, you men all have the same virtue - eat from the bowl and look at what's in the pot. I don't have much ability! I just have self-knowledge. If you have something to say in your heart, you can just say it. I won’t mind if someone shares the same husband’s service with me!” Erfeng replied:
Shitou called out: Sister Erfeng, where did you think you were? I have told you more than once that your dad was my lifesaver. Your family gave me food, clothing, shelter, and a living wife. I can only do my best to repay you. How dare you have other thoughts in your mind!
"Shitou, you are all here to repay your kindness. You don't even have me in your heart..." Erfeng said:
Shitou interrupted: You don't know whether I have you or not!
I just don't understand, I want to put the words "love you" on my face!
Erfeng leaned on Shitou's shoulder and smiled: You are so funny!
Shitou said: Sister Erfeng, don't think too much in the future. If you don't believe me, you have to believe in yourself. You are as beautiful as a fish or a wild goose.
What is wrong with you is that you are not as good as others, you have big breasts and a big butt...
"Shitou, are you praising me or hurting me?" Erfeng shouted:
Shitou responded: Of course I praise you! I use "big breasts and big butt" to describe you, which is not an exaggeration at all.
"Shitou, you are so bad." Erfeng said with a smile:
Shitou stretched out his hand to grab Erfeng's chest and said: I am definitely going to be bad.
Otherwise, how could Sister Erfeng give birth to a child?
Erfeng took Shitou's hand and snickered, "I'll let you catch it."
"Woo!" Xiao Feng'er cried.
Erfeng said: "Xiao Feng'er was really woken up by us this time. I went over to coax her."
Shitou stood up, walked straight out the door, and said: Sister Erfeng, you play here with Xiao Feng'er for a while, I'm going out.
He walked out of the living room and shouted: Wow! It's already so bright.
"Brother, if you don't come here quickly, we've been waiting for you for a long time." Lin Fan shouted:
Shitou looked forward and said: Brothers, why are you waiting for me here!
Fuxing said: Sister Miner said you would come here every morning.
Shitou explained: Just now, I was delayed by something...
"Brother, please stop talking. It's your business - I understand. My sister-in-law has such a great figure and looks like a fairy. You are lucky that you are not tormented by her." Fuxing continued:
"Brother Fu, what are you talking about!" Shitou shouted:
"Brother, don't be embarrassed! From this aspect, I am experienced. My mountain wife is like crazy. She is always tired of me. She has to do it at least two or three times a day, which makes me weak all day long. ." Fu Xing said:
Lin Fan clenched his fists and replied: Isn't the second brother very tough?
"Third brother, you still don't understand. It's useless to hit hard with your fists. It mainly relies on your lower body." Fuxing replied:
Lin Fan said: "Who says I don't understand? It's about men and women."
"In that case, the third brother is still a veteran of the world, and he must have had a lot of prostitution." Fuxing said with a smile:
Lin Fan argued: Why do you want to visit the brothel? If you don’t visit brothels, men won’t play with women...
"Yes! This ability is innate..." Fu Xing replied:
Shitou shouted: Stop, stop, stop continuing this topic. The woman inside heard just now...
"Brother, you don't understand women. When a woman is normal, when she's serious, she starts to show off. It's so creepy." Fuxing called:
Shitou shouted: Brother Fu, let's not talk about it - okay!
Fuxing and Lin Fan both closed their mouths.
Shitou pointed at the grain drying field and said: "Let's go over there and exercise."
He stood in the middle of Shaiguping and squatted into a horse stance.
Fuxing and Lin Fan followed suit.
Lin Fan asked: Brother, is this useful?
"Of course it works." Shitou replied:
Lin Fan continued: This posture is like going to the toilet!
"Haha! Third brother's description is very accurate." Fuxing said with a smile:
Shitou called out: Brother Fu, don't laugh! There is a lot of knowledge in this posture.
"It's just Zamabu! What kind of knowledge can there be in this?" Lin Fan questioned:
Shitou shouted: Lin Fan, come here and push me.
Lin Fan smiled and said: Brother, don't look at me. I'm not as strong as you. If I push hard, you will definitely fall to the ground.
Shitou said: Just push it.
Lin Fan pulled his sleeves and looked around the stone "carefully".
He shouted: Brother, I'm starting to take action.
He pushed towards the stone.
The stone was like a stone, firmly resisting Lin Fan.
Lin Fan let go of his hand and walked around to the back of the stone to push it.
The stone is still the same, always looking ahead.
Lin Fan's sweat "dropped" like rain.
He pushed for a moment, then turned to the side of the stone and pushed.
"Ah!" Shitou roared, and Lin Fan fell ten feet away.
"Wow!" Fu Xing bit his fingernails and exclaimed in surprise:
Lin Fan got up and shouted: Second brother, come here and help.
Fu Xing muttered: Not good!
Shitou called: Come together.
Fu Xing walked towards the stone and said: I'm not welcome.
Fuxing and Lin Fan pushed the stone together.
The stone held back its strength and pressed down hard.
Fuxing yelled: Third brother, try your best.
Lin Fan gasped: I have tried my best.
Lucky Star was like water splashed on him, and his whole clothes were wet.
Lin Fan sat down on the ground and called out: "Second brother, I, push, I can't push anymore."
Fuxing put his hands on his knees and muttered: Brother, you, you are born with supernatural powers, my third brother and I...
"Brother Fu is joking! What kind of supernatural power do I have! All I have is telepathy." Shitou stood up and shouted:
Lin Fan took a breath and said: Brother, why do you act like you are nothing? When it comes to talking, it’s still the same!
"Lin Fan, you don't have enough exercise, so your breath cannot keep up." Shitou responded:
Fuxing said: I exercise regularly, but I am still not as good as my elder brother.
Stone Theory: Zamabu talks about "the unity of mind and spirit". You have to put your strength through the whole body.
Then, use your own thoughts to squeeze it out.
Fuxing asked: If we do this, can we be the same as you?
Shitou replied: Definitely.
However, this method cannot be done too hastily and must be persevered.
"I want to practice too." Lin Fan shouted:
Shitou looked at Lin Fan and said: There is no problem with your practice.
But people like you who don’t understand martial arts.
It takes at least one year of practice. Only after one year of practice can you achieve some success.
"Brother, you don't know yet! I am also a martial artist, although my kung fu is not as good as that of my eldest brother and my second brother. If you ask me to deal with one or two gangsters, I am more than enough." Lin Fan replied:
Shitou smiled and said: Lin Fan knows martial arts! This is strange!
"Would you like to try it?" Lin Fan stood up and called:
Shitou said: Lin Fan, come here.
Lin Fan clenched his fist and shouted: Brother, I am a newbie, please show mercy.
Shitou said: Lin Fan, don't worry.
Lin Fan punched the stone.
Shitou tilted his body to avoid Lin Fan's attack.
Lin Fan followed up with a chain kick.
Shitou grabbed Lin Fan's kicking foot and pulled it.
"Bang" Lin Fan's whole body fell onto the Shaigu Ping.
Lin Fan got up and was about to hit the stone.
"Slow down." Fu Xing shouted:
Fuxing said: Third brother, there is no point in competing with your eldest brother.
Brother, if you move your hands casually, you will be bruised and swollen...
Lin Fan put down his hand and said: What the second brother said is true! The eldest brother's kung fu is indeed unrivaled.
"Lin Fan is serious! There is no invincible person in the world, only an invincible heart. People are dead, but the heart is alive. When you see this person, you will be afraid. Losing will happen sooner or later. You When you see this person, you can muster up the courage to deal with him. Only with it can you defeat the enemy." Shitou continued:
Lin Fan responded: Big brother said it! There seems to be some truth.
"It doesn't just seem like it! It makes sense." Fuxing replied:
Shitou said: To do this, you must have quick eyes and quick hands.
At the same time, you need to improve your physical fitness to as high a level as possible.
"Big brother is big brother. You said it in a clear and logical way, which is far more useful than those martial arts secrets." Fuxing praised:
Shitou called out: These are not what I said, they were said by my brother-in-law.
"Where is eldest brother's brother-in-law!" Lin Fan said blankly:
Shitou responded: He is now in Shanghai, serving as a regiment leader in the national army.
"No wonder!" Fuxing muttered:
"Brother-in-law, come in for dinner!" Min'er stood at the gate and shouted:
Shitou shouted: Brothers, let's go in and eat together.
Lin Fan said: We haven't washed up yet!
"Me too." Shitou called:
Shitou just stepped into the living room.
Erfeng shouted: Go in quickly and wash your face. Come and eat after washing your face.
Lin Fan responded: "We'll go right away."
Shitou shouted: Lin Fan, what are you talking about! Come in quickly!
"Sister, brother-in-law and the others are coming in!" Min'er walked out holding two bowls of vegetables.
Erfeng replied: "They are all washing up inside."
"What are those two aunts doing..." Min'er set out the dishes.
"Miss Min'er, what do you want me to do?" Two aunts sewing handkerchiefs came over.
Miner smiled and said: I order you to go in and serve the food!
"I'll go too." Shitou hurried over.
Min'er said: Come on, mom has fried eight or nine dishes.
"Brother, wait for us!" Fuxing and Lin Fan caught up.
Erfeng shouted: Dad, I want to go inside to relieve myself. Please help me look at Xiaofeng'er.
"Go ahead!"
"Dad, please don't let her touch the teapot." Erfeng warned:
"Sister Erfeng, where are you going?" Shitou came out and asked:
"I'll go in and relieve myself." Erfeng covered his stomach and responded:
Shitou shouted: Dad, please come and sit down quickly.
"Yes! Uncle Tang, come sit here quickly." Lin Fan walked out and shouted:
Gradually, the living room was filled with people.
Min'er helped everyone serve food.
Xiaojing stood aside and handed her her rice bowl.
Fuxing called: Big brother, please take the seat! Brother, take your seat!
Shitou said politely: "Brother, you don't have to be polite!" Everybody sit down, everybody sit down.
Aunt Zhou (handkerchief maker) said: Little Master, let’s sit next to each other...
"Aunt Zhou, Aunt Liu, let's go sit over there." Erfeng shouted:
Lin Fan shouted: Sister-in-law, how can you sit over there! You have to be on an equal footing with Big Brother!
"Third brother, when is this! Why are you doing this!" Fuxing shouted:
Lin Fan stopped his mouth and sneered: Haha...
Shitou shouted: Min'er, go get a bottle of wine.
"No, no, no, sister Min'er doesn't need to bring wine. We have to rush on our way in a while. We can't drink." Fuxing said:
Shitou shouted: Have a drink!
Fuxing replied: Not at all.
"Where is Lin Fan?" Shitou asked:
Lin Fan responded: "I don't drink either."
"Okay, let's eat, let's eat." Shitou raised his chopsticks and shouted:
Xu Hongping said: You are welcome! Everyone, do it yourself!
"Uncle, aunt, you can eat it yourself. We are all rough people and we don't know how to be polite." Fuxing replied:
Xiaojing picked up a chicken leg and said: Miss, you eat this.
Fu Zi responded: I will do it myself.
Miner picked up a chicken butt and handed it to Erfeng.
Erfeng "looked at it" and called out: It!
Min'er argued: Sister Erfeng, you don't have to look.
As the saying goes: Eat whatever you eat, you will eat it. If you eat this chicken butt, you will be able to give birth to 10 children in the future.
No, it can produce 20 small stones.
Erfeng laughed and said: You think I am a pig!
Min'er continued: Sister Erfeng is so beautiful. If she turns into a pig, she will be a beautiful pig. Sister Erfeng is in her twenties this year. She gives birth to one child a year. When she is 50 years old, she can give birth to more than 20. If she gives birth to twins, ! That's more than 50.
"Hahaha" bursts of laughter came from the room.
Xiaojing smiled and said: Based on this calculation, you can give birth to more than 100 children.
Min'er responded: How did you calculate it?
Xiaojing held back her laughter and said: If twins are not enough, just give birth to triplets or quadruplets.
The room laughed again.
Min'er muttered silently: I want to give birth, who will accompany me to give birth!
"Stop teasing Min'er. Her hands are almost sore. I'll eat the chicken butt in her hand."
Shitou shouted: Sister Erfeng...
"I have to accept what I said to Min'er. I also hope that Min'er can find her husband and help her husband have more children." Erfeng replied:
Erfeng held the chicken butt between his legs and was about to put it into his mouth.
Xiaofeng'er pulled Erfeng's sleeve and said: Mom, I want chicken butt.
Erfeng looked at Xiaofeng'er and called out: You can't eat this.
Xiao Feng'er said coquettishly: I want, I want to have a baby.
There was laughter in the room.
Fuxing put down his bowl and said: Uncle, aunt, brothers and sisters, please eat slowly!
Xu Hongping said: Brother Fu, Auntie will help you fill another bowl.
Fuxing thanked him: Thank you, aunt!
I really can't eat anymore.
Uncle Tang put down the bowl and called, "I'll go in and feed the pigs."
Fuxing shouted: Uncle, go quickly, you still have to go to work with us.
Uncle Tang replied: Boss Fu, it’s not too late to go to work now...
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's the first day! It doesn't matter if it's a little later!" Fuxing continued:
Shi Shi put down the bowl and said, "I'm going to feed the pigs."
Fuxing replied: Brother, didn't we agree? We are going to Lin Fan's house today.
Lin Fan stood up and suddenly said: Yes!
Shitou argued: Wait a moment.
"No need to wait, just go ahead and let me feed the pigs." Xu Hongping responded:
Lin Fan then said: Auntie, let's go to my house to play together.
"It's like Shitou and the others have gone. I want to stay at home and look after the house." Xu Hongping replied:
Fuzi stood up and shouted: Brother, we can go.
Miner ran to Fuxing and shouted: I haven't seen Sister Sulan for a long time, I want to go and have a look.
Fuxing bowed and said: Auntie, sister-in-law, take care of yourselves!
Xu Hongping said politely: Brother Fu, go slowly! Everyone, walk slowly!
Fuzi called out: Goodbye, aunt! Goodbye, sister-in-law! Goodbye Xiaofeng'er!
Erfeng took Xiaofeng'er's hand and "shaked it" and said with a smile: Goodbye, Aunt Fu...
