On the morning of the 2nd, the judicial officer came to the door of the palace carrying a small box.
The judicial police officer saw that the door of the house was closed and shouted: Li Ma, please open the door quickly, I want to see my eldest brother.
Li's mother ran to the door, quickly opened it, and said, "Judge, please!"
The bailiff handed the box to Li's mother and said, "Hold it firmly."
Mother Li said: I will be extremely happy when I know that the bailiff has brought a gift.
"You blame me for not bringing a gift before, don't you?" The bailiff glared at Mother Li.
Li Ma bent down and responded: How dare you! How dare! The servant was quick to talk for a moment - he said a few more words.
The bailiff asked: Do you want to say a few more words?
Li Ma took two steps back, bowed and said: Servants shouldn't talk too much, servants shouldn't talk too much.
The bailiff glanced at Li's mother and strode toward the living room.
When the servants saw the bailiff approaching, they said, "Hello, bailiff!"
The judicial officer walked straight towards Officer Wang and asked: Brother, are your wounds better?
"Much better." Officer Wang replied:
The judicial police officer saluted: Hello ladies!
The second lady replied: Hello, Marshal!
The third lady poured tea and said: Marshal, please drink tea!
The judicial police officer thanked: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
The bailiff grabbed the teacup and poured it into his mouth.
"Brother, let's go out for a walk." Officer Wang shouted:
The judicial police officer smiled and said: Brother is so elegant! I go out for a walk with my eldest brother.
Officer Wang supported his knees and stood up slowly.
The judicial officer stepped forward to help Officer Wang.
Officer Wang pushed away the bailiff's hand and said, "You don't need help, I can walk by myself."
The judicial officer followed Officer Wang and shouted: Brother, be careful!
Walking into the corridor of the garden, the bailiff called out: Brother, your wound has not fully recovered yet, you'd better sit down.
Officer Wang replied: It's okay, it's okay.
The bailiff got on the stool under the tree, "blowed" the dust, and said: Brother, please sit down!
Officer Wang came to the stool and sat down.
The judicial officer held Officer Wang's hand and said: Brother, please sit down slowly.
Officer Wang took a breath and asked: Brother Fa, what do you do to me?
"Of course! My younger brother has lost his parents since he was a child and has been living a life of no fixed place. Since I met my eldest brother, I not only have a stable life, but also an enviable job. My eldest brother is like my reincarnation. Parents, the eldest brother's kindness is higher than the sky and thicker than the earth. Even if the younger brother is shattered to pieces, it will be difficult for him to repay." The judicial officer continued:
Officer Wang responded: Brother Fa said it so sincerely! I take everything you said to be true...
"What I said is absolutely true. My eldest brother is my only relative in this world. Even if I deceive everyone in the world, I will not lie to my eldest brother." The judicial officer said:
Officer Wang said: Brother Fa takes me so seriously! I have the obligation to deal with the aftermath for you. After much thought, I still want you to start a family.
"Brother, are you serious to me?" the judicial officer smiled and said:
The bailiff then said: Do I seem to be lying?
"Brother, you also know! I am a naturally romantic person. If you want me to have a family and face my wife every day, you might as well just castrate me..." the judicial police officer called:
Officer Wang interrupted: Then I'll castrate you.
The bailiff pursed his lips tightly and did not dare to say a word.
Officer Wang said: I plan to be a matchmaker this time, and I will transfer the Sixth Lady to you...
"I can't do it! I can't do it..."
Officer Wang replied: Why can't you do it?
The bailiff said slowly: Because, because, because Mrs. Six is the eldest brother’s wife.
Moreover, he also gave birth to a son for his eldest brother.
"If she marries you, she can also bear a son for you."
"No, no, no, brother, don't make fun of the younger brother! Don't make fun of the younger brother!" The police officer waved his hand and replied:
"You even know every mole on her butt..."
The bailiff stood up and argued: Brother, did you hear something? The Sixth Madam and I are innocent and have never had any compromise.
Officer Wang called out: Did I tell you that you two were having an affair?
The judicial police officer bowed and said: Brother Ming Mo.
Officer Wang said: Brother Fa, I have watched you grow up. You have followed me for many years. Although I cannot see through your heart, I can still see seven, eight, and nine. Your thoughts about Lao Liu, I Understand, I will help you today and let you take her far away.
The bailiff responded: Brother, don’t just tell me what you hear...
"I heard from hearsay, do you still want to go to the toilet? Do you want Lao Liu to help you take off your pants?" Officer Wang continued:
"Bang" the judicial officer knelt on the ground with his legs.
The bailiff lay on the ground - kowtowed repeatedly and said: I'm sorry! sorry! sorry······
Officer Wang saw blood coming out of the forensic officer's forehead and said: Okay, get up, I really didn't expect that! You will lie in front of me...
"Brother, I didn't mean to lie to you. I had no choice but to do it. We are all men. Women are so charming to you. Who can control it..." the judicial officer replied:
Officer Wang replied: I won’t investigate who is right or wrong! I'll give you two ways. One way, you take Lao Liu and leave here. Another one, you should never come to my house again.
"I choose the second option. I have never had any affection for her since then. She and I were just playing around." The bailiff continued:
Officer Wang looked at the judicial officer and said: You answered very readily.
I hope you didn't lie to me.
otherwise······
The judicial police officer bowed desperately and said: I know I was wrong, I will never...
"Get out!" Officer Wang yelled:
The bailiff left in a panic.
But he took two steps, not only turned around, but asked: Brother, can I still call you brother in the future?
"Remember your promise, I will treat it as if this never happened." Officer Wang stared at the judicial officer and continued:
The bailiff ran forward and said thank you: Thank you, brother!
Officer Wang saw the leaving figure of the judicial officer and sighed: Hi...
He closed his eyes and thought for a long time.
"Ta" something fell off Officer Wang's head.
He opened his eyes, touched his head with one hand, and muttered: What is it! How sticky!
He spread his hands to "take a look" and cursed: "Damn you!" Why am I so unlucky! Even birds sit on my head and poop.
You beast, beast...
After cursing for a while, he stopped.
He put his hands on his chest and gasped: You bastard, feed an unfamiliar dog.
He thought about the kindness Shitou had done to him, but he didn't want to repay him, and he thought about the kindness he did to the bailiff, but he messed around with his own woman.
Thinking! Thinking! He was furious.
"Ah!" He held his belly with both hands.
For a moment, he moved his feet and headed towards the back room.
"Master, what's wrong with you!" Li Ma walked towards Officer Wang.
Officer Wang whispered: Help me inside.
Li's mother helped Officer Wang and shouted: "Here comes someone!" The master is sick, please help me quickly...
"Mother Li, let me go. Mother Li, let me go. Master, let me carry it. Master, let me carry it." The servants rushed over.
"You guys get out of the way, I'll let our sisters help me." Several ladies shouted:
The second wife and the third wife helped Officer Wang and were about to leave.
"Sisters, be careful not to touch my husband's wounds." The fourth lady held Officer Wang's head and shouted:
The third lady said: Fourth sister, don’t worry!
The second lady shouted: Let’s go.
Officer Wang just stepped into the living room.
The third lady asked: Second sister, where is your husband?
The second lady said: Leave it to...
"Put me on the sofa." Officer Wang groaned:
The fourth lady ran to the sofa and put the cushions on it.
The third lady shouted: Fourth sister, give way.
Officer Wang lay on the sofa and exhaled loudly.
The fourth lady poured a cup of tea over and called: Mr. sir, drink tea!
Officer Wang opened his mouth slightly.
The fourth lady raised her tea cup and poured the tea to Officer Wang.
The third lady helped Officer Wang beat his legs.
The second lady squeezed Officer Wang's shoulder.
Officer Wang took a sip of tea and said: You guys are still considerate.
The third lady asked: Mr. sir, didn’t the judicial officer go out with you? Why didn't he come back with you?
Officer Wang looked at the third lady and coughed a few times, cough, cough...
The third lady lowered her head and said nothing.
The fourth lady called out: Sir, after you finish drinking this cup of tea, I will help you pour it.
"Ms. sir, what's wrong with you!" Mrs. Six ran into the living room wearing servant's clothes.
The second lady responded: My husband just went out with the judicial police officer for a while...
"We had a little argument just now, and I couldn't suppress my anger for a moment..." Officer Wang shouted:
The third lady called out: Why is this judicial officer like this! He clearly knew that my husband's wound had not healed yet, so he insisted on coming to stimulate my husband. When he comes to our house next time, I will talk to him.
"Don't bother me, Third Brother! He will never come to our house again." Officer Wang replied:
The second lady then said: Forget it if he doesn't come. He looks like a gangster, and you can tell at a glance that he is not a serious person.
"Second sister, he is very respectful to us." The third lady muttered:
The second lady replied: Just because he is respectful to us does not mean he is respectful to others.
He has a pair of sly eyebrows and rat eyes, and he is bound to be a thief who harbors evil intentions.
"Second sister, have you learned the art of divination?" the third lady asked:
"Third sister, don't make fun of me! I never learned that kind of thing! I'm just speculating, speculating!"
"I'm guessing, no! What you said is clear and logical. You must have thought deeply and pondered hard before you could say this." The third lady responded:
The second lady argued: Third sister doesn’t know something! When I was young, there was a fortune teller next to my house. He helped people read this and that every day. I was influenced by it, so I naturally understood it.
I only understand a little bit (the second lady pinched her fingers and gestured).
Officer Wang yelled: Don't listen to your second brother! I know whether she weighs half a catty or eight taels. She knows a lot of nonsense...
"Ms. sir, don't believe me! I'm telling you! If you want to make friends, you should make friends with people like my young master. He is handsome, fair and righteous. He is a true gentleman." The second lady interrupted:
Officer Wang smiled and said: We have known each other for so long! The words you said today are more like human words.
The second lady raised her face and said, "Ms. sir, what are you talking about!" Wasn't I a human before?
"Yes, yes, yes, my word choice was inappropriate! It was a wrong word choice!" Officer Wang turned his head, took the second lady's hand, and said with a smile:
The third lady called out: "According to what the second sister said!" If the bailiffs don't come to our house, our family will have one less trouble.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! There is just one less scourge." The second lady continued:
The sixth lady stood aside and looked at Officer Wang meaningfully.
Officer Wang glanced at Mrs. Six and shouted: "Sixth, please sit down for me."
"Mother, mother." Jiaming walked into the living room with a wave of motion.
The Sixth Lady hugged Jiaming and said: Jiaming, are you obedient...
"Master, it's time for dinner." Mother Yu called:
Officer Wang replied: Bring the food.
"I just arrived for dinner." Yi'er hurriedly ran into the living room.
Officer Wang shouted: Yi'er, come over here.
"I thought you would hide in your room for the rest of your life." The fourth lady said:
Yi'er sat next to the fourth lady and responded: Why should I hide! You didn't hit me. I don't go to school to study. I can study and study at home.
The fourth lady looked at Yi'er and muttered: It's really hopeless.
"You study wherever you go. You should pay attention to your health. Don't hide in your room all day. Come out and get some fresh air. This is good for your health." Officer Wang advised:
Yi'er thanked: Thank you, Dad!
Officer Wang touched Yi'er's head and said with a smile: Yi'er is so good!
The fourth lady shouted: Sir, it’s time to eat.
Officer Wang picked up the bowl and shouted: Ladies, everyone has eaten!
Yi'er picked up a piece of meat and teased: Jiaming, come here, sister, I'll give you some meat to eat.
"You crazy girl! Don't use your brain. Jiaming is still so young, how can he eat this piece of meat..." the fourth lady scolded:
Yi'er said: Can't I tease him?
"You tease him, you are still a child, you want others to tease you..." the fourth lady sneered:
The sixth lady shouted: Fourth sister, you are a child! Why are you arguing with her?
"Don't make any noise! Yi'er is growing taller. Yi'er needs to eat more, eat more vegetables, and eat more nutritious things." Officer Wang shouted:
Yi'er bit her chopsticks and muttered: Dad is better...
