On the morning of the 11th, Shitou stood on the side of the street with a load, "looking left and right."
Xu Hongping wiped the sweat from her forehead and called out: Shitou, please stop looking. Let's go to the opposite side to set up a stall. It's too hot here.
Stone responded: Oh!
He walked towards the opposite side with his burden trembling.
He walked to an open space and said: Mom, I have a little suggestion.
I don’t know, you!
Xu Hongping replied: What suggestions do you have! Say it quickly.
Shitou put down his burden and said: Mom, I know you are afraid of heat! Especially in early summer, during this period, can you stay at home and rest!
Xu Hongping replied: I am staying at home to rest, and I am still doing business!
Shitou continued: Let me handle the business.
Xu Hongping smiled and said: It doesn’t matter if the weather is hot! My fear of hot weather is an old problem, I can get used to it in two days.
"Shitou, give me the fan." Xu Hongping shouted:
Shitou picked up the fan and handed it to Xu Hongping.
He turned back to the factory shed.
Xu Hongping fanned her fan and shouted: Shitou, why did you bother to put up the factory shed today...
"Mom, sit down." Shitou replied:
"Pop!" A factory shed in front fell down.
Shitou quickly went to hold the shelf.
Xu Hongping walked over and said, "I'll hold on to this shelf."
Shitou turned his face to the side and called: Mom, let me do all the work. You go back and sit over there.
Xu Hongping saw Shi Shi tilting his head and responded: Don't worry! Standing under the factory shed doesn't tire me.
Shi Shi let go of the shelf and walked forward.
Xu Hongping glanced at her chest inadvertently and saw that the clothes on her chest were tightly pressed against her flesh.
She held her clothes with one hand and asked: Shitou, how old are you this year?
Shitou responded: I am over 18 years old this year.
"I know you are over 18 years old, and you are also a father. It's not like you have never seen a woman's body before. My breasts are exposed, so there is no need for you to react so much. What's more, the clothes are still wrapped outside. "Xu Hongping said:
Shitou continued: I...
"Are you disgusted that my breasts are not as beautiful as Erfeng's breasts? You don't even bother to look at them."
"Mother-in-law, I am honest!"
"You think I didn't say this, don't be offended!"
"Mother-in-law, I call you mom. If I don't call you mom, I won't stare at you."
"You are quibbling."
"Boss, give me 4 handkerchiefs."
Xu Hongping came to the basket and said: Sir, what style of handkerchief do you want?
The guest officer replied: I want two handkerchiefs that are "heart to heart" and two handkerchiefs that are "one heart and one mind".
Shitou went to the basket, picked out four handkerchiefs, and called: Sister, here they are.
The guest officer took the handkerchief with one hand and handed Shi Shi 2 cents with the other.
Shitou put the handkerchief and said: Sister, put the money on the stall.
Xu Hongping shouted: Shitou, please bring me my kettle.
Shitou held the kettle and called out: Mom, please quickly put away the money on the stall.
Xu Hongping picked up the money and muttered: Shitou, don't take what I just said to heart. I have an upright personality and speak without thinking...
"Mom, I understand your character. You speak straightforwardly and like to joke. If you talk too much, one or two sentences will inevitably go off the rails. How could I keep them in mind! On the contrary, I am born casual and uninhibited. I like to be restrained, so what can I do that I can’t do better! Mom needs to be more tolerant.” Shitou interrupted:
Xu Hongping smiled and said: We two have similar personalities.
Shitou smiled and said: "We have similar smells."
"Boss, give me 6 handkerchiefs."
Shitou said: Miss sister, which style of handkerchief do you want?
The guest officer pointed to the "embroidered" handkerchief and said: I want that kind.
Shitou picked up the handkerchief and asked: Are all 6 handkerchiefs the same?
The guest officer replied: Yes.
Shitou held the handkerchief and shouted: Miss sister, you have it.
The guest officer stretched out his hand to grab the handkerchief.
Unfortunately, she caught Shi Shi's hand.
Shitou shrank his hands.
The guest officer took a closer look and immediately let go of Shi Shi's hand.
Shi Shi grabbed the handkerchief and placed it on the stall.
The guest officer blushed and whispered: How much are these handkerchiefs!
Xu Hongping responded: Three cents.
The guest officer gave Xu Hongping three coins and left in a panic.
"Boss, I want 2 handkerchiefs."
Xu Hongping then said: Guest, you make your own choice.
The guest officer glanced at the handkerchiefs and called out: I want two "peace" handkerchiefs.
Shitou grabbed two handkerchiefs and shouted: "Old uncle, please continue."
The guest officer took out a penny and handed it to Shi Shi.
He took the money with the stone and said politely: Old uncle, please walk slowly!
"Little Master Shitou, when you come here and set up a stall, you make it easy for me to find you."
Shitou turned his head and said with a confused look: This lady, you are!
The lady said: "Master Shitou, you forget so quickly. We have met before. I am Miss Hao's maid."
Shitou replied: The Miss Hao you are talking about is Miss Hao Feng, right?
The young lady replied: Yes, my young lady’s name is Hao Feng.
Shitou asked: Then why are you here?
The lady then said: My lady asked me to come over and buy some handkerchiefs.
Shitou came to the stall and called out: "Your name is Yan'er!"
The young lady said excitedly: My dear master, you still remember my name.
Shitou asked: What kind of handkerchief does your lady want to buy?
Yan'er responded: Whatever.
Shitou said: We don't sell casual handkerchiefs here.
Yan'er replied: Little Master, you can use whatever style of handkerchief you want!
Shitou responded: You buy handkerchiefs for your lady, how can I just take them!
Yan'er looked at the stall, lightly stamped her feet, and muttered: "The lady is not here."
She had an idea and continued: This must be grandma! I heard the lady say that you are a smart and capable woman, you are beautiful and very intelligent...
"Yan'er, you praise me so well, you need my help with something!" Xu Hongping said with a smile:
Yan'er bowed and said: "Grandma is smart."
However, what I just said is not flattery. Grandma is a hero among women. The young lady has praised my grandmother to me more than once, praising her for how smart and capable she is.
Shitou asked: Yan'er, how is your lady doing during this time?
Yan'er replied: Great! The lady is very nice.
The young lady gave birth to a little princess. The little princess was chubby and very cute.
Shitou asked: How is your master's health?
Yan'er continued: "The master is also very strong."
Xu Hongping shouted: Yan'er, what do you want from me?
Yan'er suddenly said: "Grandma, can you help my player handkerchief!"
Xu Hongping smiled and said: That's it.
Yan'er bent down and bowed: "Grandma, please help me, please help me."
Xu Hongping stepped forward and said: My age is far different from that of your lady. It is not convenient for me to choose for her. You should choose it yourself.
"Brother, we haven't seen you for a long time." Lin Fan came over and called:
Shitou raised his head and smiled: We haven't seen each other for a while.
Lin Fan said: Hello, aunt.
Xu Hongping responded: Hello Xiaofan (Lin Fan).
Lin Fan said: Brother, I have a lot to say to you, can we go over there and talk about it?
Shitou glanced at Xu Hongping and replied: OK.
"Little Master Shitou, what should I do with my handkerchief!" Yan'er said:
Shitou called Xu Hongping: Mom, help her with her handkerchief...
Xu Hongping continued: There is no problem in helping her, but I am afraid that her master will not like it.
Yan'er rushed to say: "Grandma picked the handkerchief, the lady will definitely like it."
Shitou took a step forward and shouted: Mom, Lin Fan and I went over there, I might stay there for a while...
"Go ahead! I will watch here." Xu Hongping replied:
Lin Fan pushed the stone and called: Brother, let's go!
Shitou looked ahead and asked: Lin Fan, where are we going?
Lin Fan faced the other end of the street and said: There are fewer people there, let's go over there and chat.
Shitou said: Lin Fan, what on earth is going on! You can just say it.
Lin Fan asked: Brother, who was that woman just now?
Shitou responded: What woman!
Lin Fan replied: The woman in front of your stall.
Stone replied: She! She is a maid named Yan'er. Her master used to live in my house. You have seen this person before. She is Hao Feng.
Lin Fan muttered: Another woman.
Shi Shi twisted around and pretended not to hear.
Lin Fan stepped into an empty house and praised: My eldest brother is so good with women, Lin Fan admires him.
Shitou followed the vacant room and said: Are you laughing at me?
Lin Fan said: How could I laugh at my elder brother! How am I qualified to laugh at my elder brother! Since ancient times, beauties love heroes. This is an eternal truth. The eldest brother is handsome and a hero. Let me ask! Which woman wouldn’t be moved by him; wouldn’t fall in love with him; I hate myself for not being as good as one ten thousandth of my elder brother...
"Isn't it good to be loved by multiple women?" Shitou interrupted:
Lin Fan said: You are a well-fed man and don’t know the hungry man is hungry.
Shitou grimaced and called out: Because of women, I have to be nervous all the time. I am afraid that I will make a mistake. Once I make a mistake, my previous life rhythm will be broken...
"Big brother is big brother. You are actually worried about making mistakes. People like me will never get the chance to make mistakes even if they want to."
"Lin Fan, what are you thinking about? You have Sister Sulan, so you can't have any wrong thoughts."
"What are you thinking? I had a verbal agreement with Sulan's father. Her father promised me that he would marry Sulan to me. However, her father only had wishful thinking. I also had a shaved head and a hot head. We have been together for a year. I haven't even touched her hand..."
"Isn't it embarrassing for you to say it!"
"Every time I get close to her, she dodges."
"Be patient and take your time."
"It's been a year."
"Then use your brain."
Lin Fan said: Brother, tell me the truth, Sulan loves you, right?
Shi Shi closed his mouth and said nothing.
Lin Fan continued: "Actually, even if you don't tell me, I can guess that Sulan must have fallen in love with you."
Otherwise, she would not be absent-minded and careless about me, as if she was lost.
"I'm so stupid. From the beginning, I should have understood that she is so charming and charming when facing you, and her face is filled with happiness..." Lin Fan sneered:
"What are you going to do next!" Shitou replied:
Lin Fan's eyes were red and he whispered: If you two come together! I bless you.
"However, the thing that hurts me most about the whole thing is - Xiaoqiang, I shouldn't have pushed Xiaoqiang out and pushed Xiaoqiang to others." Lin Fan wiped away his tears and choked up:
Shitou said: "A man will not shed tears easily." You are not worthy of Sister Sulan. If I were a woman, I would not love you because you are not worthy.
Lin Fan grabbed Shitou's collar and said fiercely: "I'm not worthy. You tricked her heart away. You made her go crazy for you. You are a complete bastard."
Shitou opened Lin Fan's hand and said with a smile: I'm a big bastard, a hypocrite, and a real villain. If I don't mess around, it's none of your business! How can you sleep in the same bed with her?
Let me tell you the truth, Sister Su Lan is obedient to me, what can I say! She will definitely do it obediently.
Why am I an asshole!
The reason is that I have a family and I have to be responsible for my family.
Lin Fan saw Shi Shi's eyes and stepped back step by step.
"I revealed a big news today. There is a table of women around me, and they are all very nice to me. Every woman who treats me well, I want to be nice to her..." Shitou continued:
"Brother, I just said something that I shouldn't have said. It hurt my brother invisibly. Please forgive me, brother! Please forgive Lin Fan for his nonsense." Lin Fan lay in the corner and apologized:
Shitou stopped and said, "Let me tell you clearly, I have a crush on Sister Su Lan."
But that's not love.
You believe me, Sister Sulan and I are innocent...
"I can't care about the ambiguity between you. I can't care about it. I'm just an outsider." Lin Fan replied:
Shitou glared at Lin Fan and shouted: Do you like Sister Sulan? Do you love her or not? Do you want to live with her?
Lin Fan responded: Of course I do, I think about it day and night.
But she is a human being, a living being.
I am 100% sincere to her.
What he got in return was her cold eyebrows and cynicism.
Shitou called out: "You are discouraged. You have lost confidence in yourself. Sister Sulan is not a woman in a brothel. She can smile at people at any time. She has her own emotions and her own temperament. You want her to be right all of a sudden." She may not be able to throw herself into someone's arms, and you won't be able to find a way to open her heart and make her accept you completely.
Instead, they came here to yell at me and talk nonsense.
If not, you and I know each other, and I will definitely give you two punches.
Lin Fan's eyes were wandering, looking aside stupidly, and thanked: "Thank you, brother, for clearing up the doubts in my heart!" I will regroup and work tirelessly to win Sulan's heart.
Shitou accused: Who can win your heart like this!
Lin Fan straightened his back and shouted: I will never let down my brother's expectations.
Shitou patted Lin Fan on the shoulder and said with a smile: This is how you should be, this is the elder brother Lin Fan I know.
Lin Fan then said: Brother, you call me this...
"Let's go." Shitou shouted:
Lin Fan said: Brother, let's go to the restaurant over there for a quick meal.
Then, we take one to our aunt.
Shitou replied: You go and eat by yourself. Min'er will bring the food for me and my mother later.
Lin Fan said slowly: So, if so...
"Stop standing here, go and eat quickly." Shitou shouted:
Lin Fan moved his feet and called out: Brother, we will see you later!
Shitou responded: See you later...