Suddenly, Uncle Ping walked into the hall.
In the hall, the servants performed their duties.
The masters were talking left and right about "what just happened."
The old lady said: You can't spread rumors, there is no such capable person in the world! He was rumored to be a god through false rumors.
"Mom, I'd rather believe that something exists than something that doesn't exist. Things like fortune-telling are not superstitious. It is a kind of scientific reasoning. It can know the past and the future, and it is extremely accurate in measuring people and things." The second lady shouted:
The old lady called out: You are a magic stick.
The second lady replied: Mom also believes in Feng Shui, Mom also believes in lucky heads, these things are no different from fortune telling! Face reading can also reveal a person's fortune, good or bad luck.
The old lady responded: No matter how you talk about it, I will always believe that fortune telling is superstition. The so-called superstition is a "letter". This kind of "letter" must be preceded by the word "mystery". This mystery will fascinate you, fascinate you so much that you won’t even believe it.
The second lady frowned and said, "Mother doesn't believe it."
The old lady continued: Of course, it is not completely without merit, half good or bad, half right or half wrong.
"It's quite accurate to know half of it. People like us know nothing at all." The second lady said:
The second lady continued: Xueer is unconscious now, I doubt it! She is possessed by evil spirits, and I want to settle things for her.
"What nonsense are you talking about! I'm very good and in great health." Xue'er stayed aside with her hair disheveled.
"Yes, yes, my mother said crazy things, my mother said crazy things." The second lady replied:
Afeng bent down and called out: Old lady, it’s time to eat.
The old lady picked up the bowl and shouted: Everyone, be quiet, everyone has eaten!
The second lady shouted: Qiaoer, help Xueer over here.
Qiaoer walked to Xueer and helped Xueer.
Xueer waved her hands and said angrily: Don't help me, don't help me, I can walk by myself.
The second lady then said: No one is helping you, what should you do if you fall?
Xueer sat on the stool and asked: I have hands and feet, why do I fall? Why?
"Xue'er, Dr. Liu said you have a disease, schizophrenia." The second lady explained:
"In reply to the Second Madam, Miss Xue'er's condition is mild and will not cause harm to people." Doctor Liu stepped forward and replied:
Xueer shouted: Did you hear it? Don't make me look like I'm terminally ill. You ask people to look at me and cling to me like dog-skin plaster. I've really had enough.
The second lady responded: It is a fact that Xueer is sick. No matter whether the illness is serious or minor, it must not be ignored.
"I agree with Fen'er (Second Madam) that the body is a person's capital. Without a good body, everything is zero!" The old lady agreed:
The second lady said: Xueer’s illness must be taken care of carefully...
"I'm not sick, I'm not sick." Xue'er said anxiously:
"Xue'er is not sick, Xue'er is not sick, Xue'er is eating." The old lady chewed her rice and called:
Qiao'er held the bowl and said, "Miss, please eat!"
Xueer sat down and slowly picked up her chopsticks.
The second lady said: Qiao'er, after we finish eating, help me call the fortune teller to come in and ask him to take a look at it for me and for Xue'er to see which god we have collided with! Or what calamity has been committed! Let’s see if he can resolve it for us!
"Ferner (Second Madam), don't be suspicious! Mother just said that this matter is not credible. Stop causing trouble here." Rich Master Feng accused:
The second lady replied: My mother didn’t say it was untrustworthy. What she said was mixed, let’s let him see what he can get!
The eldest lady agreed: Yes! It’s okay to let him take a look!
The old lady shouted: "Yes, yes, you can believe it if you want, I won't interfere."
Uncle Fan stood next to Uncle Ping and whispered: Where is the weirdo you mentioned?
Uncle Ping continued: He is sitting right here with me.
Fan Bo said: You praise that man so much that he is so powerful!
"Whatever I say! You will question it. Aiju is also there. Just ask her! Anyway, when I stand in front of him, I am almost naked. There is no privacy at all." Ping Bo replied :
"Qiaoer, go and invite that man to the hall and tell him that everyone is waiting for him in the hall." The old lady shouted:
Qiaoer responded: Okay.
She walked up to Uncle Ping and asked: Uncle Ping, where is that person now?
Uncle Ping replied: When I came in, he was staying at the gate of the mansion.
"That elder brother hasn't eaten yet, go out and give it to him with a bowl of rice." Uncle Ping continued:
Qiaoer came close to the second madam and muttered: Second madam, that person is right at the gate of the house!
The second lady called: Go and bring him quickly.
Qiaoer ran to the rice cooker and filled a large bowl of rice.
"Qiao'er, why are you serving so much rice! Who can eat so much food!" Afeng stood behind Qiao'er and asked in confusion:
Qiaoer said: These rice dishes are for the fortune teller, but they may not be enough for him.
Afeng said: This rice should be enough, I can't eat so much in one day.
Qiao'er put the rice spoon on the table and replied: "Then it won't be served."
Ah Feng took the rice spoon, filled a bowl of rice and handed it to Mr. Feng.
The old lady shouted: Qiao'er, put the bowl down and ask the old gentleman who read the fortune-telling to come into the hall to eat.
"Old madam, this can't be done. I'm afraid that your appetite will be affected if you see him." Ping Bo bowed and said:
Feng Caizhu shouted: Xiao Pingzi, why did you say this!
Uncle Ping said: That man's clothes are not only tattered, but also dirty. When all the masters see him, they will inevitably feel nauseated.
so!
The old lady ordered: Uncle Ping, go and deliver food to him. After he has finished eating, ask him to come over.
Uncle Ping took the rice bowl and called out: Old madam, I have a request. I think I want to bring a chicken leg over. The fortune teller said that he wanted to eat chicken drumsticks, and he told me...
"This is easy to handle. You can clip it as you like." The old lady continued:
The eldest lady muttered silently: This person is quite interesting.
The old lady said: Jiaping, you also accompany him to eat there. After you finish your meal, remember to come over quickly.
Pingbo said: I understand.
Ah Feng helped Uncle Ping load the rice and called out: Uncle Ping, are these rice enough?
Uncle Ping mentioned the meal and said, "That's enough."
Afeng reminded: Your food is also in that bowl.
When Uncle Ping passed by Fan Bo with the rice, he said, "I will trouble you to deliver the food at Aiju's house this morning."
Uncle Fan replied: If you don't want to trouble me, then you can go and deliver it.
Uncle Ping smiled at Uncle Fan.
"Brother, the food is here." Uncle Ping hurried over carrying the rice.
The man stretched and called out: "You are full."
Uncle Ping shouted: Erzhu (slave of Feng Mansion), you have gone over to eat.
Erzhu replied: Uncle Ping, you have eaten...
"Don't worry about me, I'll eat here." Uncle Ping interrupted:
"Brother, open the lunch box, I'm hungry." The man patted his stomach and shouted:
Uncle Ping put down the rice can and called out: Brother, the old lady rewarded you with two big chicken drumsticks. She also specially told me to invite you to the hall after finishing the meal with you.
"Old boy, you made it up yourself! I've heard for a long time that the old lady in this family doesn't believe in fortune telling. Besides, you said it so vulgarly and slippery, I have to doubt it!" The man smiled and said:
Pingbo promised: I promise that what I said is the exact words.
"I don't care what you said! I'll wait until I eat the chicken drumstick." The man grabbed a drumstick in one hand and gnawed it.
Uncle Ping held the rice bowl and carefully divided the dishes.
This man grabbed the bowl and started eating.
Soon, not a grain of rice was left in the man's bowl.
Uncle Ping looked at the person in front of him and muttered silently: Such a good appetite.
The man saw a handful of rice falling on the ground.
He bent down to pick it up.
He opened his mouth and rolled it with his tongue, and the rice grains rolled into his stomach with his tongue.
Ping Bo saw the scene in front of him and said: Brother, you should also eat the rice in my bowl!
The man replied: You think I haven’t eaten! The rice in your bowl is all your saliva.
Pingbo sneered and said: "Poverty is very important."
"I am very particular, not poor." The man argued:
Uncle Ping stopped his smile and called out: Brother, if you are not full, I will bring you another bowl.
The man touched his belly and replied: Although I haven't eaten enough, I'm still so-so! It’s no trouble!
"Uncle Ping, Uncle Ping, the old lady asked you to take this gentleman in quickly." Erzhu urged:
Uncle Ping swallowed a mouthful of rice and responded: "We will leave right away."
He held the bowl in one hand and said, "Brother, please go first!"
The two of them had just reached the door of the hall.
Uncle Ping warned this man: Brother, most of the people in this hall are masters, please be careful when you speak.
"You kid, you still want to teach me, do I want you to teach me?" the man said:
Uncle Ping patted his mouth and whispered: No need for me to teach you, no need for me to teach you, I sent you here, you can just go in from here.
The man walked forward with his head held high and shouted: "Come in with me."
"Brother, be careful of the threshold you step on." Ping Bo reminded:
The man lowered his head and stepped into the hall.
The second lady saw a dirty old man walking in and asked: Who is this? How does it look like...
"Second sister, this is the eldest brother who reads fortune telling." The third lady continued:
The second lady closed her mouth and said silently: I never expected it! This is what he looks like.
The man was "looking around" around the hall.
The third lady asked: Brother, what are you looking at?
The man glanced at the third lady politely and said, "I'll just take a look."
He turned sideways, walked towards the old lady, and said politely: Hello, madam!
The old lady smiled and said: This gentleman is polite, please sit down.
The man faced the young master, bowed and said: Hello, young master!
Feng Caizhu asked curiously: Sir, we have never met, how can you marry me to my mother?
"It's not difficult to guess the identities of your mother and son. There are so many people in the room..." the man continued:
"Brother, you drink tea." Aiju held a cup of tea and called:
The man took the tea and said: Master, your question is a bit silly. Not to mention that your mother and son are so majestic. In the hall, there are only people who can match your status as mother and son except you!
Mr. Feng boasted: Brother, your mind works very fast.
The man said proudly: That's who I am! I have Dharma eyes, I can reach the sky.
"Then let me borrow your insight and take a look at my daughter to see if she is sick or possessed by an evil spirit?" The second lady grabbed Xue'er's shoulders and said:
Xueer pushed the second lady's hand and said angrily: You are sick, you are possessed by an evil spirit.
The man stared at Xue'er with a half-smile, and called out: "Miss, don't be nervous, don't be angry, I know you are not sick, you are not sick."
Xueer replied: Finally there is someone who understands.
"She is a bad person, the most hateful bad person. I am her daughter. She doesn't love me. I don't blame her. But she shouldn't say that I am sick or that I am possessed by evil spirits." Xueer pointed at The second lady reproached:
The second lady was immediately embarrassed and turned her face to the side in anger.
The old lady shouted: Xueer, don't be angry! Come and sit here with grandma.
"You always make random accusations, I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed, I'm so annoyed." Xue'er looked at the second lady and said angrily:
The third lady said: Xueer, don’t you love playing with Sanniang? Sing a song to Sanniang.
Xueer leaned towards the third lady and cursed: When I meet you in this life, I am unlucky for eight lifetimes.
The second wife held her chest and shouted: I gave birth to you, and I am the one who has been unlucky for eight lifetimes.
Seeing that the second lady's breathing was getting faster and faster, the eldest lady lectured: Xue'er, you should be more sensible, I see you are making your mother angry!
"Second Madam, what's wrong with you!" Qiaoer hurried into the hall.
Immediately afterwards, Afeng and Xiaohong ran in one after another.
The old lady shouted: Ah Feng, please help the second lady to pour tea and let her drink the tea and kick her breath.
Mr. Feng scolded: Xue'er, your mother's health is not good, you can't tolerate her!
"You can bear it, but I can't." Xue'er threw herself into the arms of the third lady, sobbing.
The second lady took a sip of tea and said slowly: Xueer, I know! what did I say! You can't even listen to it. Today, I'll ask this gentleman to come over and take a look at your face...
"People in the world are always so confused, but they don't know it! There is one face, and there are thousands and hundreds of faces. The faces are born from the heart, and the faces are determined by the heart. They come and go, right and wrong, right and wrong, all are troubled, and everything is predestined. You and I are both mortals and cannot understand the reason, so this is the spirit of fate..." The man read:
"This gentleman said so many words, and the profound meaning of these words is beyond my comprehension. I hope you can answer one or two so that the foolish woman can..."
"The old man is used to being crazy, and his crazy words are not worth mentioning..."
"The gentleman is humble. Based on the foolish woman's years of knowledge of people, the foolish woman firmly believes that the gentleman is a man who is very open-minded and hides his secrets."
"The old man can make the old lady praise you! The old man is happy, happy."
The old lady smiled and said: Sir, sit down quickly.
The man sat down on the stool.
The third lady said: Brother, you have been in our house for a while, and we still don’t know what your name is! Where do you live? Can you!
"I am a charlatan, and I am at home all over the world. Where is my hometown! What is my name! I can't even remember it!" The man continued:
The third lady replied: Brother, could it be that?
"Sir, I have a merciless request, but I don't know if you can comply with my wish!" the old lady called:
The man asked: "Old madam, please speak!"
The old lady said: "Can you check my longevity for me?" I want to!
The man replied: The old lady is upright and upright, and her fortune is high. She will die in good health in the future, and her son and daughter-in-law will have filial piety.
The old lady asked: I’ll ask again! How many more days can I eat?
"Old madam, you can't treat life passively. Gods can't judge life and death - it's never a lie. What's more, I'm an ordinary warlock. Why do you have to make things difficult for me! Live every day seriously. Three meals, 1095 meals a year. If you eat enough every day, your mood will naturally be better, and it will be better for you every month." The man responded:
The old lady thought for a while and said with a smile: This!
"That's all, let's not talk about this for now. In the future, our Feng family..." the old lady continued:
"Old madam, you and I are both gray-haired people. We don't need to care too much. As for your family, you have descendants, and you have to trust them." The man said:
The old lady continued: But I am a common person, I have selfish desires, I cannot let go of too many people and things.
The man said: Everyone has desires, including selfish desires. "Controlling desires" is the most difficult rule to abide by in life. For the bowl of rice that the old lady rewarded, the old man will do his best to help the old lady and serve the masters of the house. Do the math.
Except, of course, the old lady.
The eldest lady asked: Don’t you read faces, sir? Why still count?
This person said: Seeing is the appearance and counting is the reality. It is more accurate to use the two together.
The old lady was puzzled and said: Why am I excluded!
"Old madam, you and I are already over seventy years old. Whether we look at it or not, whether we count it or not, what's the point?" the man said:
The old lady suddenly said: Sir, you are indeed an expert, and what you say makes sense.
The man called out: Old madam, write down the birthday of the person under your name on the paper. After I read it, I will give a warning and write one or two sentences of criticism.
The old lady shouted: Ah Feng, hurry up and serve me with pen and ink.
Ah Feng replied: Wait a moment, madam...
