On the morning of the 5th, the drizzle finally stopped.
A lantern hangs high on the door of Feng Mansion, with a big word "囍" stuck on it.
Under the lantern is a couplet written with a brush.
Liu Jingtian stood at the door of the house - staring at the couplet and "smirking", and read: Married couples are made in heaven.
"Ms. sir, let's go in quickly!" Xian'er followed and urged:
Liu Jingtian responded: What are you in a hurry for? The banquet won't be held until tomorrow.
Xian'er then said: If you stop here and don't leave, Zhihua and the others will do it!
Liu Jingtian replied: I didn't say I wouldn't leave, I'll take a break before leaving.
He exhaled and sighed: Time flies so fast. In the blink of an eye, it has been more than twenty years. Looking at the word "囍" on the door, it seems like just yesterday!
"Don't you think of the days when you crawled into the haystack?" Uncle Ping stepped out and joked:
Liu Jingtian said: You bastard, what are you talking about! We, my husband, are both people who have read the books of sages, how can we be like you! Thinking about dirty and dirty things all day long.
"That's right! You and your wife are both people who have read the books of sages. You won't think about those dirty and dirty things. Tomorrow is your son's big day. I advise you to go home as soon as possible. Don't stay here. You are asking for trouble." Pingbo replied:
Liu Jingtian then said: What crazy words are you talking about! Why should we leave?
"You just said that people who have read books about sages will not think about dirty and dirty things, let alone get into haystacks. According to this reasoning, Wei Zhi is not your son, especially not your Liu Jingtian's. Son." Uncle Ping said:
Liu Jingtian scolded: You fart, Wei Zhi is not my son, whose son could it be!
Uncle Ping sneered: If you ask me, I don’t know! You have to ask your wife!
Liu Jingtian had a dark face and said angrily: Damn Bottle, you have such a wide mouth, you can't even speak a human word...
"Uncle Ping, I remember it very clearly! Wei Zhi is your son. Now that Wei Zhi is getting married, you have to get some dowry money! The dowry money costs at least one hundred and eighty ingots of silver. It is convenient for you (Xian'er kept saying gesturing)."
Uncle Ping stepped back one after another and said: Sister-in-law, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. Your husband, Liu Xiaotong and I are not only classmates, but also brothers. How can you add fuel to the fire?
What you just said is legal.
Xian'er stepped forward and called out: "I am quite forgetful. I am not sure whose son Wei Zhi is."
You just said that Wei Zhi is not Jing Tian’s son.
I thought! Greatness is yours...
"No, no, it's definitely not, you must have remembered it wrong." Uncle Ping retreated to the corner with an embarrassed look on his face.
Liu Jingtian shouted: Xianyue, let's go in, why are you paying attention to this lunatic!
Uncle Ping shouted: Liu Xiaotong, me! I!
Liu Jingtian pulled Xianyue and trotted all the way.
As they ran around the corner, they looked at each other.
They laughed at the same time "Haha!!"
Uncle Ping breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: Women should not be inferior to men.
"Jingtian, Xianyue, hurry up to the old lady's room. The old lady and the others are waiting in the room." Bob stood at the door of the hall and shouted:
Liu Jingtian thanked him: Thank you Bob!
"Bob, it's so busy here, let me stay and help!" Liu Jingtian looked forward and continued:
Bob replied: No, no, you go quickly.
Liu Jingtian called to Bob and the others: Bob, you and everyone else are busy here, I’m going over.
"Let's go."
"Dong dong dong"
Liu Jingtian said: Xianyue, tidy up your hair a little.
"Ms. sir, is my hair messy? When I came here, I tied my hair up." Xianyue gently tidied her hair.
"Mother-in-law, father-in-law, please come in quickly!" Zhihua opened the door and asked:
Xianyue smiled and said: Mother-in-law, we haven’t seen you for a long time!
"You guys met two years ago, but Zhihua and I haven't seen each other for a long time. We have..." Liu Jingtian responded:
"We haven't seen each other for two years. It's not long after two years!" Zhihua continued:
Liu Jingtian replied: "It's been a long time, it's been a long time."
Xianyue said: There is more! We have become in-laws with Zhihua, and you are always called Zhihua, Zhihua!
Liu Jingtian smiled and said: We are all old acquaintances, and suddenly I was asked to change her name to her—my mother-in-law. I really couldn’t say it.
Zhihua smiled and said: Let’s not be so polite! No matter what you call it, it’s the same!
"It's different. We are in-laws. If others hear us shouting nonsense, they will laugh at us." Xianyue said:
Liu Jingtian echoed: My wife is right, I will change my words, I will change my words.
"My mother-in-law, my father-in-law - he is indeed a good husband. He is obedient to you and obeys your advice." Zhihua said:
Xianyue replied: My mother-in-law, please stop making fun of me! He is not as good as you said! He is not at home for a few days a year, and he relies on me to help him with the housework, so he will be more courteous to me. According to me, my father-in-law is much better than him. His father-in-law loves you in every possible way, unlike him. , looks serious on the outside, but secretly has his own little plans.
"Xianyue, what are my plans! My heart for you can be learned from heaven and earth." Liu Jingtian raised his left hand and swore:
"Okay, okay, don't make any noise! In fact, my father-in-law is almost the same as my father-in-law. He is only at home for a few days a year, and all the things at home are done by me..." Zhihua interrupted road:
"Look! It's so hard for a man to support his family. Who wants to be outside as an adult? However, everyone has their own helplessness. When you see me, you will complain and arrange for me. You have to learn from your mother-in-law, Work hard without complaining..."
"Learn what I do! I also want to learn from my mother-in-law so that you gentlemen don't have to eat to death."
"It's tiring to learn from me! I really want to live a life where I can stretch my hands for clothes and open my mouth for food."
"You have to blame! You can only blame fate, we both have to worry about our fate..."
"I know! My abilities are limited, and I can't let you live a comfortable life." Liu Jingtian blamed himself:
Liu Jingtian continued: "I will return home another day and hire two servants. I will let you have a taste of what it's like to be a slave."
Xianyue smiled and said: Wow!
"No, I can't let others wash my pants." Xianyue said blankly:
Immediately, there was a burst of laughter.
"Oops! We are standing here chatting, and we have forgotten the old lady and the others..." Zhihua suddenly said:
"Let's go into the house quickly." Liu Jingtian continued:
Xianyue lifted her feet and hurriedly got in.
Zhihua gave way and said: Father-in-law, you come in too.
"Hello, madam!" Xianyue entered the back room and asked:
The old lady smiled and said: No courtesy.
"How are you, madam!" Liu Jingtian followed and bowed:
The old lady replied: Jingtian, you don't have to be polite!
"Little boy, what were you talking about just now! Why are you laughing so loudly!" Rich Master Feng shouted:
"Replying to the young master, we just met my mother-in-law. We were very happy, so we just chatted for a few words without thinking! We lost track of time while chatting." Liu Jingtian said:
The old lady asked: Zhihua, how long have you not seen Xianyue?
Zhihua replied: I remember! The last time we met was when my second son gave birth to a child. My second son’s child is 5 years old this year. My biological mother and I have not seen each other for 5 years.
"Jingtian, you drink tea." Ah Feng held over a cup of hot tea and called:
Liu Jingtian took the tea and thanked him: Thank you, Feng!
Ah Feng brought over another cup of tea and called out: "Xianyue, drink tea."
Xianyue took the tea, took a sip, and said: Old madam, I would like to thank you and my family for your support in the marriage between my son and Ying'er! The wedding banquet of these two juniors is coming to disturb your house again!
The old lady smiled and said: Don't bother, don't bother, I like to deal with young people, like to be with young people, and prefer a similar atmosphere.
"Old madam, the servants outside are busy, and I also want to go out and help." Liu Jingtian said:
The old lady shouted: Sit here peacefully and don't worry about the things outside! Gui'er (Feng Caizhu) is a classmate of you and Wanzi, and also your friend. Tomorrow is the day when your two families get married. You two can sit down and chat.
Or, you can go out and walk around the house together.
"Old madam, our two families are parties involved. It seems inappropriate for us to go out and have fun." Liu Jingtian whispered:
The old lady responded: "What's inappropriate!" You can sleep when you need to, and play when you need to. You can safely attend the wedding banquet of your two grandnephews tomorrow.
Liu Jingtian took Xianyue and bowed together, "Thank you, old lady! Thank you, old lady!"
Zhihua came close to the old lady, squatted down and beat her legs.
The old lady smiled and said: Beat it well, beat it well, Zhihua understands my thoughts best.
"Old lady, old lady, it's time to eat!" Bob stood at the door of the room and shouted:
Afeng supported the old lady and said: Old lady, stand firm.
Zhihua beat the old lady's leg and called out: Old lady, Bob is calling you.
The old lady sighed: Zhihua, it would be great if you stayed in the house!
"Old Madam, Zhihua's problem..." Zhihua frowned and continued:
"These are festive days. You can't frown. If you frown, it's unlucky." The old lady commented:
Zhihua smiled helplessly.
The old lady stepped up and shouted: Let's go!
Zhihua put her arm on the old lady's arm and walked slowly.
"Mom, there is the hall in front of you, please be careful about the threshold." Feng Caizhu reminded:
The old lady replied: Thanks to Guier for reminding me.
She raised her feet and stepped into the hall.
"Mother, be well!" The eldest lady stood up and asked:
The second lady walked up to the old lady, bowed and said: Mother, please take a seat.
The old lady smiled and said: "You two daughters-in-law don't need to be polite!" Sit by yourselves.
"Where is the third lady?" The old lady glanced ahead and asked:
Bob continued: "The third lady and the others are having dinner in the room."
The third lady said that she would come to the hall for dinner tomorrow at Wei Zhi and Ying'er's wedding banquet.
"What is she pretending to do! Doesn't she know that Uncle Liu and his wife will come today?" The second lady said disdainfully:
Liu Jingtian argued: Second Madam, you are going too far, it’s just a meal! It’s the same thing even if the third lady can’t come over to eat!
The second lady replied: It’s different.
Liu Jingtian responded: We and I are not guests...
"What Jingtian said is true. We are classmates with the young master. We don't have so many etiquettes between us. We can just be casual..." Uncle Fan squeezed forward and interrupted:
"Mom, you saw it, I didn't say anything! They started to attack me." The second lady went to complain to the old lady.
Fan Bo bowed and said: Old Madam Mingjian, we don’t have it!
The second lady said: You dare to say no, you and Liu Jingtian just talked in front of me, you deliberately angered me, deliberately favored the third child, and also excused the third child...
"Ferner (Second Madam), please speak straighter. What does excusing mean? Why would Liu Jingtian and the others excuse Xiaoya (Third Madam)!" Rich Man Feng scolded:
The second lady then said: Why are they excused! They know it themselves!
"Fern'er (Second Madam), tomorrow is the day when Wei Zhi and Ying'er get married. You better be calm and don't get in the way. Otherwise, I will make you unable to eat and walk around." The old lady warned:
"Mom, the food is here, you eat." The eldest lady called:
The old lady smiled and said: Eat, eat, everyone eats.
The servants rushed to serve the masters' meals.
The second lady said silently: Is she warning me?
"My father-in-law, sit over here." Liu Jingtian pulled Uncle Fan to sit aside.
"We are so familiar! Don't call me so formal!" Uncle Fan replied:
Liu Jingtian responded: Of course it must be formal. We are upright in-laws. As the saying goes, "the name is deserved."
Uncle Fan said: What do you mean to me? What etiquette and laws are you talking about! We are like brothers. If you call me by my name - Wanzi, I will call you - Jingtian.
Liu Jingtian said slowly: This is good, good is good.
But, but Xianyue and the others...
"We don't care what they call them! What they call has nothing to do with us!" Uncle Fan said:
"Let's eat together! Let's eat together." The old lady picked up the bowl and shouted:
Liu Jingtian called: "Wanzi, let's go over to the table and eat."
Uncle Fan nodded and replied: Yes.
Xianyue shouted: My husband, please come over and eat quickly.
Liu Jingtian gathered around the table and responded, "Xianyue, what are you looking at me doing!" You eat too.
Zhihua poked her head and asked: Sir, what are you two sitting over there talking about?
Uncle Fan replied: What can we talk about? Sit together and have a casual chat.
Xianyue and Hua looked at each other and asked: Mother-in-law, didn't you say that you have two sons and a daughter, and have they all come over? Why didn't I see them?
Liu Jingtian echoed: Even Wei Zhi and Ying'er are not here.
"Xiao Pingzi (Uncle Ping) is not here either." Rich Master Feng came over carrying a bowl.
Liu Jingtian asked: Where are they?
Mr. Feng replied: They are all at Aiju's house.
"They are all at Aiju's house, and Aiju's house is very lively." Xianyue said with a smile:
Feng Caizhu shouted: Isn't it? Aiju's house must be very lively at this time.
"Bang" Xue'er put down the bowl and ran out.
Everyone looked at Xueer at the same time.
Feng Caizhu sighed: This girl.
Liu Jingtian was puzzled: What's going on with Xue'er!
Mr. Feng responded: "Mostly because of stimulation."
Liu Jingtian asked: What stimulation did she receive?
Mr. Feng put down his chopsticks and whispered: This matter is difficult to explain in one sentence. Let me tell you...
