In the early morning of August 6, the sky was filled with smoke.
Uncle Fan had just arrived at the door of Feng Mansion with two handles.
"Uncle Fan, come here." Uncle Ping stood in his room and called:
Fan Bo turned his head and replied: Why don't you come over!
Uncle Ping said: If you take only two steps, you will die! It’s a waste that you have such thick legs...
"Early in the morning, a lot of shit came out of your mouth. Can you wipe your mouth clean? Let's talk!" Fan Bo shouted:
"Yes, yes, you are not the one who suffers the loss. Come over here and I have something to tell you." Uncle Ping replied:
"You'd better be fine. If nothing happens - I'll kill you." Uncle Fan moved closer to Uncle Ping step by step.
Uncle Ping continued: I will stand here waiting for you to do it.
As soon as Fan Bo stepped into Ping Bo's room.
Uncle Ping quickly closed the door.
Uncle Fan said impatiently: What's the matter with you! Make it mysterious.
Uncle Ping called out: "Xiaowenzi, it's August now. According to the custom of previous years, you should go home to spend time with your family during this time."
Fan Bo praised: You have such a good memory, I almost forgot.
Ping Bo scolded: You lied and didn’t draft!
Uncle Fan said, "You just don't like me. Am I that annoying to you?"
"Xiaofanzi, don't be so messy! You know I don't mean that!" Ping Bo replied:
Uncle Fan replied: What do you mean?
"let me tell you!"
"It's just the two of us here. If you don't tell me, who will you tell me?"
"Don't interrupt me."
"If I don't interrupt you, I'll start talking to you."
Ping Bo said: Pull your dick, you bastard...
"You are the bastard. Who told you to have such a bad mouth? You spit out feces as soon as you open your mouth, and your mouth is full of stench." Fan Bo responded:
Uncle Ping took a deep breath and sighed: Hey! It's hard to be a good person.
Fan Bo replied: Of course it is difficult, because you have never been a good person.
"If you have something to say, just say it, and if you have something to say, let it go. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here." Fan Bo continued:
Uncle Ping said angrily: "You have such a mean mouth. If I didn't care about you!" I won't care about your family's mess even to death.
Fan Bo shouted: "Who are you worried about?" What happened to my family!
Uncle Ping said: Don’t you have a daughter...
"Why are you talking? I obviously have two daughters, how can I say they are one! What are you thinking about!" said Uncle Fan:
Uncle Ping replied: Why are you so impatient! You have to let me finish my words before you accuse me.
"Your little girl has reached the age of marriage, why don't you find a family for her!" Ping Bo continued:
Uncle Fan then said: It is not your turn to take care of my daughter.
Furthermore, finding a home is not as easy as it sounds.
Uncle Ping replied: What's so difficult about choosing a household? Don't set your sights so high!
Uncle Fan said: To be honest, I want to marry her into your family.
It's a pity that your son didn't come home.
Uncle Ping shouted: Stop it, stop it, my son does not have this blessing.
Uncle Fan said with a straight face: "Then why are you so stupid!" You have nothing to do when you are full, right?
Uncle Ping sneered and said: I have nothing to do after I have eaten. You don’t want your daughter to be happy, right?
"What the hell are you talking about? It's so easy to get married. My little girl has reached the age where she should get married - yes, but she is still studying, and we both want her to study too." Uncle Fan replied:
Uncle Ping said: She can study if she wants to, and studying does not prevent her from getting married.
Let me remind you, once you pass this village, there will be no such store.
Uncle Fan asked curiously: Who is worthy of your boasting here?
Pingbo said proudly: "You know this person."
Uncle Fan suddenly said: You mean it!
Uncle Ping muttered: My daughter is married.
otherwise!
Fan Bo pretended to be calm and said: I don't know! Whose son is he? That girl in my family is very picky.
Uncle Ping drew a circle with his hand and said: Far away in the horizon, close in front of you.
Fan Bo said: You are right in front of me.
"You old fool, you'd better be more serious. Don't tell me that you want old cows to eat young grass." Fan Bo shouted:
"Don't think of me so dirty! Even if I'm a little thirsty and want to marry again, I also want to marry her mother. At that time, her mother was the dream lover and goddess in the hearts of some of our classmates. Who would have thought that she would fall in love with you, a fool and a fool..." Pingbo replied:
"A dog can't spit out ivory. It happened decades ago. Why are you mentioning it? Besides, she became my wife. My wife, you are also a person who has read books. You don't know-don't bully your friends' wives." Really!" Fan Bo said disdainfully:
Pingbo replied: I only know! No matter what book you read! You still have to marry your wife, especially your friend's wife. As the old saying goes, "Don't let the rich water flow to other people's fields, and share the blessings and share the hardships."
Uncle Fan was so angry that his eyes widened and he cursed: No wonder your wife died early, you scumbag.
Pingbo giggled and said: Urgent! He usually puts on an air of being open-minded and calm, but it turns out it's all just an act.
Fan Bo said angrily: Pretend to be a big-headed ghost, you damn old ghost.
Ping Bo commented: It doesn't matter what they say, most people can speak beautifully, but once the fire burns their buttocks, they will wilt one by one.
Fan Bo held his breath and made no reply.
Uncle Ping glanced at Uncle Fan and said: Forget it, forget it, you are not funny at all, I will put you down in just two words.
Your wife is good, but now she has become a mature lady. If you give her to me for free, I won’t take it...
"You bastard, I won't beat you until you find your teeth!" Uncle Fan raised his hand and went to beat Uncle Ping.
Ping Bo blocked Fan Bo's hand and shouted: "You can't touch your tiger's butt. I'm just joking with you. Are you so serious about it?"
Fan Bo argued: Whatever you say is fine with me! You're talking about my wife - no way.
Uncle Ping replied, "Okay, okay, don't say, don't say."
Uncle Fan lowered his head and reiterated: Whose young master are you talking about?
Uncle Ping then asked: How about Liu Weizhi, the son of Liu Xiaotong (Liu Jingtian)!
Fan Bo murmured: "Great!"
He picked up the teapot and poured tea, and whispered: If he wants! what can I say!
Uncle Ping replied: If this thing can be done! You kid, don’t forget my benefits!
Uncle Fan drank the tea in his cup and walked out without stopping.
"Manager Wei, it's getting late, do we still have to go shopping for groceries?" A man shouted:
Uncle Fan replied: Why don't you go? Let's go faster on the road.
"Uncle Fan, it's time to have breakfast. You can go after breakfast." Uncle Ping walked out of the house and shouted:
Uncle Fan stopped and said in shock: This!
Yi Bashi muttered: Otherwise! We had breakfast and then went shopping.
Fan Bo responded: Okay! Go after breakfast.
Breakfast time is approaching, and there are more and more people in the hall.
The old lady picked up the bowl and shouted: Everyone has started eating!
"Mom, eat this dish. Eating more of this dish will help your body." The eldest lady took a chopstick of the dish and put it on the old lady's bowl.
The old lady smiled and said: My eldest daughter-in-law, you eat too.
After a while, Mr. Feng put down his bowl and said, "Mom, eat slowly, everyone eat slowly. I'm leaving."
The old lady chewed the rice and called out: Gui'er (Feng Caizhu), you have eaten enough!
Mr. Feng continued: I’m full...
"A-Feng, go get another bowl." The old lady shouted:
"Mom, my belly is so bulging, I really can't eat any more." Rich Man Feng touched his belly and said helplessly:
Uncle Fan came to Mr. Feng's side and whispered: Master, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Mr. Feng looked at the door and muttered: "Let's talk outside."
Uncle Fan faced his masters, bowed and said, "Masters, please excuse me."
As soon as Mr. Feng crossed the threshold, he said: What can you do? You might as well say so.
Uncle Fan called: Master, at this time in previous years, I always had holidays to go home. This year’s holidays...
"This year your holiday will be postponed by two months." Feng Caizhu interrupted:
Fan Bo asked: Why push?
Mr. Feng looked at Fan Bo and said hesitantly: "You are in a hurry to go home. Did something happen to your family?"
Uncle Fan replied: It's okay. What can happen to my family?
Feng Caizhu said: It's okay for you to go back during this period.
However, you are an old servant, and I will usually set your return date later.
"I also guessed eight or nine, and then I will come out to discuss with you. I hope you will give me a favor and I will go back this time..." Fan Bo replied:
"Xiaowanzi, am I very harsh on you? I ask myself, whether I am good to you or to Xiaopingzi (Uncle Ping), I have never distinguished between master and servant, and I have never used my identity as master to treat you. Pressure." Pingbo said:
Uncle Fan apologized and said, "Young Master, please forgive me!" What I said just now was purely a slip of the tongue. You are so kind to us, you can say that you are the most benevolent and righteous, and we both feel it. This is also the main reason why we follow the young master. Mr. Feng said: Let’s work together for the innocence we had when we were young.
"Yes, let's work hard together." Fan Bo clenched his fist in one hand and said with a smile:
"Why did you ask to come home? You should give me an explanation!" said Mr. Feng:
Uncle Fan replied: Yes, yes.
"I don't have two daughters. My eldest daughter is married, and my younger daughter is still studying. She is 17 years old this year, which means she is 18 years old. She is of marriageable age, I am thinking about it!" Fan Bo continued:
"Does your husband's family have a candidate?" Financial Master Feng asked:
Fan Bo murmured: Didn't Wei Zhi go home some time ago?
Mr. Feng smiled and said: It coincides with what I thought.
"A happy event, a huge happy event, I support you to kiss more and more, and kiss again and again." Rich Master Feng clapped his hands and said excitedly:
"Master, you have gone too far!" Uncle Fan called out with a straight face:
Financial Master Feng said in shock: By the way, we can't kiss him again.
Uncle Fan's stern face suddenly darkened, and he whispered: The young master spoke too early, the matter has not been finalized, and the variables are still quite big. My daughter is an ordinary woman, if she wants to match him...
"What are you worried about! With you here, Liu Xiaotong, and us, this matter is more than half solved." Financial Master Feng advised:
Uncle Fan smiled and said: Thank you!
Mr. Feng replied: Who are you thanking? I don't like hearing those two words.
"Hello, Master. Hello, Master." The servants came out one by one.
Rich Master Feng shouted: "Uncle Fan, go down and prepare. You will go home tomorrow."
In the morning, Fanbo and the others went to the street to buy vegetables.
Fan Bo felt particularly comfortable because Master Feng agreed to go home.
There was wind as he walked.
He walked to a meat stall and called: Boss, bring me ten pounds of ribs.
The boss cut ten pounds of ribs and put them on the basket.
Uncle Fan threw 2 ingots of silver to the boss and thanked him: Thank you!
The boss was stunned and said softly: The chief manager is a little weird today.
Uncle Fan came to a stall selling chili peppers and said: Boss, weigh twenty kilograms of chili peppers for me.
"The chief manager will wait a moment." The boss patiently pretended to be hot pepper.
Uncle Fan shouted: Boss, if you see rotten peppers, you must pick them out for me. If you don’t pick them carefully, I will never buy anything from you again.
The boss replied: Boss, just don't worry, you are my old customer, and I can't treat you badly!
Uncle Fan then said: No one can be treated badly! Honesty is the basis of doing business.
The boss replied: The general manager is right when he says that "honesty is the basis for doing business." I also follow this sentence when I sell things!
Uncle Fan responded: Your little master is smooth-tongued, and what he talks is better than what he sings...
"What are you saying, Chief! What you say is not good! I am telling the truth!" The boss handed the servant 20 kilograms of chili peppers.
"Okay, okay, you big sycophant, you have to slap me every time I come here." Uncle Fan took out a few pennies and put them on the stall.
The boss smiled and said: Well done, General Manager. Welcome back.
Uncle Fan had just arrived at a stall and was about to speak.
"General manager, today's crucian carp is very beautiful. It only costs three cents a pound." The fish boss shouted:
Uncle Fan looked aside and said: Your fish is quite good, of moderate size.
It's a pity that we didn't bring a ladle.
The fish boss then said: It’s okay if you don’t bring a gourd. If the manager wants to buy fish, I’ll give you a big gourd.
Fan Bo giggled and said: The boss is very cheerful and a good businessman. You gave me a big basin because you want me to sell more fish!
"My good manager, you are a person on the upper level, so why don't you tell me if you see through some things?" Boss Yu said awkwardly:
Uncle Fan smiled and said, "Okay, give me 10 kilograms."
The fish boss caught the fish with great interest and said happily: Okay!
Uncle Fan took out two ingots of silver and gave them to Boss Yu.
The fish boss carefully put the fish away and gave Uncle Fan 10 cents in change.
Fan Bo shouted: "There is no need to change the money. Just weigh another 2 pounds of fish for us."
In an instant, the two handle baskets were filled with vegetables.
The waiters all said in unison: "Manager, our baskets are full and there is no more room for them."
Uncle Fan responded: "If you can't pretend anymore, just leave. We will go back home."
At this moment, a figure flashed across the street.
Fan Bo knew in his heart that this figure was Liu Weizhi (Liu Weizhi was wearing pure white clothes).
He ordered: You two pick up the vegetables and go back to the house. I have something to deal with...
"Manager Wei, we are waiting for you to take care of things!" He said in a flash:
Fan Bo replied: You don't have to wait for me.
He walked straight to the "Hongyun Restaurant" opposite.
As soon as he stepped into the "Hongyun Restaurant".
He just covered his nose with a look of disgust on his face.
He looked intently and saw that there were tables here and there in the restaurant. There were people betting on horse racing, Pai Gow, and dice. There were also people drinking and smoking. Some people even yelled, "Damn, I lost this game again." The bottom line will definitely open up."
"No, no, no, open the door, open the door." The crowd around them shouted.
Fan Bo moved his steps and looked around.
"Hey! You're blocking my way." A drunk man held a wine bottle and bumped into it crookedly.
Uncle Fan took two steps back and apologized: I'm sorry! sorry!
The drunkard shook his hands and said impatiently: Forget it, forget it.
"Uncle Fan, what are you doing here!" Liu Weizhi stood behind Uncle Fan and shouted:
Uncle Fan turned sideways and replied: I saw you coming in from outside, so I came in to look for you.
"What are you doing to me?"
"I'm afraid you'll come in and gamble."
"I don't have this hobby, I just come here to hang out."
"It's okay if it doesn't happen. Let's go out and talk."
Liu Weizhi stretched out his left hand and said, "Uncle Fan, please!"
Fan Bo walked out of "Hongyun Restaurant" and said: Wei Zhi, do you like this kind of place very much?
"I don't like it. A place like this where drinking, smoking, gambling, and swearing is not suitable for me at all. My father has taught me since I was a child to stay away from those bad habits!" Liu Weizhi responded:
Uncle Fan then said, "Then why are you doing this?"
Liu Weizhi replied: I just came back from other places. When I came to the street today, I just wandered around...
"You are worthy of being Liu Jingtian's son." Uncle Fan praised:
"I'm no better than my father. I know a little bit about tobacco, wine, tea and cigarettes, but I only know a little bit about it, but I can't say I like it." Liu Weizhi said:
Uncle Fan replied: Doing this can neither be said to be a good thing nor a bad thing. You must have a certain attitude in your heart.
Liu Weizhi sighed solemnly: I am really worried for the government and the Chinese people. Now foreign countries are invading - the country is unstable and the world is in troubled times. Everyone still has the leisure and leisure to engage in these customs and bad habits, and they are happy about it. Never tire of death...
"This has been the case for thousands of years." Uncle Fan interrupted:
"It's no wonder. The top of the dragon's head is not good, so how can it swing its tail!" Liu Weizhi continued:
Uncle Fan said blankly: Why can't I understand what you said?
Liu Weizhi said: It’s best if you don’t understand.
Got it – it’s even more uncomfortable.
"Uncle Fan, what are you doing here on the street?" Liu Weizhi asked:
Uncle Fan said: I work as a purchaser in Feng Mansion. I came to the street to do shopping in the morning. When I was about to leave after buying something, I saw you...
"Uncle Fan, let's go over there and sit down and talk!" Liu Weizhi shouted:
Fan Bo said, "No, let's talk next time. Feng Mansion still has some things waiting for me to do when I go back."
Liu Weizhi argued: Why are you so anxious! No matter how urgent it is!
Fan Bo kept walking and called: Wei Zhi, let's go home!
Liu Weizhi continued: I don’t want to go home so early. I finally went to the street and I want to walk around.
Uncle Fan replied: That's fine, just take care of yourself.
Liu Weizhi waved his hand and said with a smile: Goodbye, Uncle Fan!
Fan Bo said: Goodbye, great...
