On the morning of the 24th, it was foggy.
Shitou squatted at the door.
Time passed by minute by minute.
The sweat on his forehead also fell drop by drop along his eyebrows.
"Brother-in-law, I have to go to school today. Can you let me play with guns?" Miner walked towards Shitou.
Shitou responded: Playing with guns here is not okay, what if you hurt someone?
"I won't hit anyone with it." Min'er said:
Shitou replied: Just in case!
Min'er argued: There's no such thing as a contingency! If you don't point your gun at anyone, you can guarantee that you won't hurt anyone.
Shitou then said: What guarantee do you have!
"This is a village. There are always people coming and going. Can you not let others pass by?" Shitou continued:
Min'er replied: He has done it, and I won't beat him.
Shitou said: Have you ever heard of this saying, "When a horse stumbles, a man will stumble"!
Min'er replied: No matter what it is! Do you agree or not?
Shitou was stunned and said: This!
Hao Feng called out: What you said makes sense, just be careful when shooting.
Min'er echoed: When we shoot - shoot the gun to the sky, it won't hurt anyone.
Hao Feng continued: There is a tree in front of us. Let's hit it against the tree. That way we get the best of both worlds...
"What do you mean by having the best of both worlds! That's not beautiful at all. It would be strange if the villagers didn't get scared when they heard the gunfire!" Shitou interrupted:
Min'er had a straight face and muttered: "That's right."
Seeing Min'er's sullen face, Shitou shouted: "You two exercise slowly, I'll leave for a while."
Hao Feng replied: If you leave, we will go have a rest.
Shitou raised his feet and said: Whatever.
Hao Feng whispered: Look at him walking away mysteriously!
Miner responded: He went in to get the gun.
Hao Feng continued: He just refused to give in!
"Brother-in-law hates the tone in which you speak to him. In fact, he knows in his heart what he can do and what he cannot do!" Min'er replied:
Hao Feng held his chin with one hand and said with a smile: Min'er, you know a lot about stones.
Min'er hesitated and said: I don't, don't understand, us!
"Min'er, take it." Shitou came back holding two pistols.
Min'er walked to the stone and took a pistol.
Hao Feng grabbed another pistol, pulled the muzzle of the gun, and called out: There are several bullets in it.
Shitou replied: Never mind how many rounds of bullets! After you finish loading the gun, you two are not allowed to quarrel.
Hao Feng said: "Looking at you, you are unwilling to tell me how many rounds of bullets there are. There must only be three or two rounds in it..."
"That's too few, isn't it? I'll take out all the bullets inside and let you shoot as many as you can..." Shitou said:
"Sister Hao Feng, let's hit that tree." Min'er shouted:
Hao Feng was stunned for a moment and said: Shitou, the gun in Min'er's hand belongs to my second brother, right?
Shitou responded: Yes! Do you want to take it back!
Hao Feng said angrily: Who wants to take it back? I can't even ask.
"Pa" Min'er shot at the leaf.
Then, a leaf fell from the tree.
Hao Feng stepped forward and fired several shots in succession.
The leaves on the trees fell one after another.
Shitou praised: Well done.
Min'er said: Didn't I play well?
Shitou continued: You all played well.
However, in terms of accuracy, Sister Hao Feng's marksmanship is better than yours.
Min'er replied: It's not surprising that she can shoot better than me. Sister Hao Feng is a hero among women, and her marksmanship is one of the best in Fengxian Town.
Shitou responded: I don't believe this, there are so many people in Fengxian Town...
"What you want to say is that Sister Hao Feng is not as good at fighting as you." Min'er said:
Shitou replied: I didn't say I was better than her.
Hao Feng said: So, your marksmanship is superb, can you open my eyes!
Shitou said modestly: My marksmanship cannot be said to be superb, at most I can only shoot.
Hao Feng said: Why are you talking about those nonsense! Give it a try with two shots.
Shitou Lundao: Before shooting, I want to talk about the advantages and disadvantages of shooting.
Hao Feng said disdainfully: I don't like to talk, you should show your ability first!
Shitou interrupted: You don't like it, but I do.
Hao Feng rolled his eyes and said: Hate!
"Don't be upset! I was very unhappy when I saw your contemptuous look." In an instant, the gun in Hao Feng's hand disappeared.
Hao Feng hasn't reacted yet.
"Bang bang" Two yellow leaves fell from the tree.
Seeing this scene, Hao Feng hurriedly grabbed the pistol.
Shitou turned to one side and just avoided Hao Feng's outstretched hand.
Hao Feng was aggravated by the stone.
She struggled to grab the gun in her hand.
Shitou saw Hao Feng rushing towards him.
He retracted his body and spread his horse's stride.
Hao Feng's foot just hit Shi Shi's left foot.
Suddenly, Hao Feng lost his center of gravity and his whole body fell forward.
Shitou hugged Hao Feng with both hands.
Hao Feng grabbed Shi Shi's collar.
The head of the stone kept hanging downward.
Unfortunately, his lips touched Hao Feng's mouth.
Shitou's eyes widened.
He let go...
"Ah! My butt." Hao Feng touched his butt and shouted:
Miner quickly went to help Hao Feng and shouted: Sister Hao Feng, get up quickly.
Hao Feng stood up and said: Min'er, let's go in!
Min'er patted the mud on Hao Feng's body and called out: Sister Hao Feng, does your butt still hurt?
Hao Feng frowned and murmured: It hurts.
Uncle Tang saw Min'er walking staggeringly holding Hao Feng, and asked: Hao Feng, what's wrong with you?
Hao Feng responded: Don't worry, uncle, I'm fine.
Min'er continued: Sister Hao Feng fell outside just now.
Uncle Tang said: You young people are careless, such a smooth road...
"Dad, let's go in and wash up." Min'er supported Hao Feng and called:
As soon as I walked into the side room.
Miner teased: Sister Hao Feng, do you want to fall again?
Hao Feng smiled and said, "Smelly girl."
Min'er picked up the toothbrush and called out: I'm not kidding you anymore, let's wash up quickly!
Hao Feng squeezed out the toothpaste and said: You girl have grown up and become big-hearted, and you actually made fun of me.
"Brush, brush, brush," Min'er made a hissing sound while brushing her teeth.
Hao Feng said: Min'er, you are going to school soon, do you want me to accompany you?
Min'er said: No, someone will come to take me home later, and my father will accompany me to school.
A few minutes later.
Min'er shouted: Sister Hao Feng, you still want to put on makeup, right?
Hao Feng replied: I am here, what kind of makeup should I put on! Who do I put on makeup for?
Min'er looked at Hao Feng and said meaningfully, "What do you think?"
Hao Feng giggled and said: You little devil, this is endless, right?
Min'er smiled and said: Sister Hao Feng, we have known each other since we were children. I am not a few years younger than you. What are you thinking! How could I not know!
However, I still remind you that he is a rare thing and a fool, a complete fool. His heart is not with you, and you cannot enter his world at all.
"Who wants to enter his world! What I did to him just now was purely careless." Hao Feng responded:
Min'er replied: Don't tell the truth! Who can you hide your thoughts from?
In fact, you also understand that people like him will not fall in love with people like us. He is not greedy for money, let alone powerful.
Hao Feng picked up the comb and called out: Min'er, you love him very much.
"So what if you love him? A man like him can be loved by any woman." Min'er continued:
"Min'er said it well, and what he said is very insightful." Erfeng came in and praised:
Min'er was extremely embarrassed and hesitantly said: "Second, Sister Erfeng."
Erfeng said: Why are you nervous! As you said, a man like him can be loved by any woman, and no one can take him as their own...
"The heroes of ancient times..." Hao Feng shouted:
"Isn't Shitou a hero?" Erfeng interrupted:
Erfeng continued: There will be many girls around him, this is fate.
Hao Feng replied: Sister Erfeng, don't be jealous.
"It's a lie not to be jealous. If my husband goes to do that with someone else, I can still remain indifferent! But there is nothing I can do about it. I won't complain about him. I will cherish his kindness to me even more. If he ······" Erfeng responded:
"Sister Erfeng, my brother-in-law is devoted to you, and he won't do anything behind your back!" Min'er said:
Erfeng smiled and said: "I understand his temper and character, and I also believe that he will not mess around outside. He will eat soft things rather than hard things. If he likes it, everything is easy to say. What he hates can be said." It doesn’t work! To put it mildly, he is just stubborn.
"No wonder Shitou is obsessed with you! Not only are you as beautiful as a fairy, but you are also clear-minded and well-informed in your heart." Hao Feng suddenly said:
Min'er echoed: Sister Erfeng and her brother-in-law, they are heroes and beauties, a perfect match.
Erfeng hung up his face and said with a smile: You're right, don't say the words "hero and beauty" carelessly. Shitou is a hero, but I can't be called a beauty. We two bastards looked at Mung Bean and our eyes met.
Hao Feng said with a smile: Are you a bastard or a mung bean?
Haha~
Min'er called out: Sister Erfeng, if you are not a beauty, there will be no beauties in the world.
Erfeng sneered and said: Nonsense.
Hao Feng continued: This is no nonsense. Sister Erfeng is the most beautiful person I have ever seen.
Erfeng replied: You haven't seen those beautiful people yet.
Then again, beauty cannot be used as food.
Min'er replied: It's not for eating, but it is pleasing to the eye and can make people happy.
Erfeng poked Min'er's forehead and whispered: There is something inside the little head!
"Sister Erfeng, Min'er, let's go out." Hao Feng shouted:
"Let me see if Xiao Feng'er is awake!" Er Feng ran away.
Min'er raised her feet and said: Sister Hao Feng, let's go to the kitchen quickly.
"Aunt, you must be tired! Come over and sit down for a while. You have been working alone in the kitchen for so long!" Hao Feng blamed himself:
Xu Hongping tilted her head and said with a smile: Hao Feng, don't say that! I used to cook alone.
Besides, cooking is just some handy work, and how tiring it can be!
Min'er pulled Xu Hongping to sit on the stool and said, "Mom, sit down here and let us do the rest of the work."
Xu Hongping nodded and replied: Okay, I'll watch you do it.
But, that stir-fried dish...
"Mom, you are guiding us from the side." Min'er shouted:
"Auntie, is there any salt in this soup?" Hao Feng opened the lid of the pot and asked:
Xu Hongping said: I didn't add salt.
Hao Feng put a spoonful of salt and muttered: I'll put some more soy sauce.
Xu Hongping called out: Hao Feng, if you are afraid that the soup will not taste good, just scoop some soup yourself and try it. If the soup is salty, bland, or the taste is not good for you, try to adjust it again.
Hao Feng scooped up a spoonful of soup, "sipped it" and said, "It's weird, I put a spoonful of salt in it, but there's no salt flavor in the soup!"
Xu Hongping responded: "That's because you haven't added enough salt. You're still learning to cook, and you're still not sure about the various "seasonings." If you cook a few more times, you'll figure out the ropes.
Min'er took the vegetable bowl and shouted: Sister Hao Feng, please continue.
Hao Feng took the dish and said: I usually see my aunt cooking so easily, but I never thought it was so complicated.
"It's not complicated! It's still the same two words - do more, and you'll find the right method if you do more, and practice makes perfect." Xu Hongping continued:
"Aunt, what dish should I make next?" Hao Feng teased the dish and asked:
Xu Hongping replied: Just make that tofu and fry it over fire.
Min'er squatted at the door of the stove, using both hands to add firewood.
Xu Hongping commented: In the future, when you choose vegetables to cook, you must consider in your mind what you want to cook! Which dish should be cooked first? What dishes are suitable for cooking later?
for example:
I'm going to make egg soup, stir-fried tofu, and stir-fried peppers today. After the egg soup is served, it won't stick to the pan. After the tofu is stirred up, it won't retain any flavor. After the bowl of chili is cooked, it will have a stronger flavor. I Just put the egg soup in front, then stir-fry the tofu and stir-fry the peppers. If I reverse this order, the dish will definitely be mixed with the taste of other dishes. If you want to get rid of the miscellaneous taste! Then you have to wash the pot and redo it.
"Oh! Hao Feng, when you fry this bowl of vegetables, you need to put less salt and less oil. It depends on the weight and variety of the vegetables." Xu Hongping reminded:
Hao Feng asked: Aunt, how much oil and salt should be added to this dish?
Xu Hongping replied: Let me answer this for you! Try it yourself.
Hao Feng scooped up half of the oil and put it into the pot.
Xu Hongping continued: There is no harm in the body if you add too much oil and salt! It affects the taste.
When dealing with life, we cannot be extravagant...
"Lila" Hao Feng poured the tofu down.
Xu Hongping shouted: Hao Feng, put some green onions in.
Hao Feng grabbed a handful of chopped green onions and threw them into the pot.
Xu Hongping shouted: "This bowl of tofu" you need to put more soy sauce, the tofu needs to be colored.
Hao Feng sprinkled the soy sauce and said: Aunt, that's it!
Xu Hongping responded: That's okay, as long as the tofu is red.
Hao Feng picked up a piece of tofu and "tasted it".
Xu Hongping ordered: Min'er, please take out the bowls and chopsticks, we are about to prepare the dishes.
Min'er picked up the bowls and chopsticks and strode towards the living room.
Xu Hongping muttered: What happened to this stone today! Why haven’t you come in to get the dishes and chopsticks today?
"Pah!" Hao Feng picked up the chili cubes and put them into the pot.
Xu Hongping squatted at the door of the stove and said: Hao Feng, you have to filter the water on the peppers and pour it into the pot.
"Mom, are the dishes ready?" Shitou walked into the kitchen and called:
Xu Hongping replied: It's almost ready. Come and take out this bowl of soup.
"Okay!" Shitou picked up the soup and walked forward slowly.
Hao Feng picked up the vegetables and shouted: Auntie, this is in the pot!
"You pick up the dish and take it out. Just put a ladle of water here." Xu Hongping put a ladle of water into the pot, lifted the cauldron and shook it away.
Min'er saw Xu Hongping coming and shouted: Mom, come over and sit down.
Hao Feng took the bowl and served food to everyone.
Shitou said: Min'er, after dinner, do you want me to accompany you to school?
Min'er said: "No, I want to go back alone. I asked my father to accompany me."
Xu Hongping glanced at the stone and muttered silently: Today is a bit unusual, even Miner will refuse!
Uncle Tang called out: "It's great to study!" People who study have a bright future, so Min'er must study more.
"What's so good! Like you!" Xu Hongping continued:
Uncle Tang replied: What's wrong with me?
Xu Hongping said: Not really! I read and became a nerd.
Tang Bo said: Where did I stay? I can't take care of myself, or...
"Mom and Dad, everyone is waiting for you to eat! You!" Shitou heard the smell of gunpowder and shouted:
"Brother-in-law is very hungry today. Let's chat after dinner." Min'er gathered around the table and agreed:
Xu Hongping leaned over and replied: Yes, yes, we will talk after dinner...
