At noon on the eighth day of the lunar month, light rain fell heavily.
Shitou held an umbrella and slowly came to the palace.
He stood at the door of the palace and looked around.
He saw two people standing in the alley to the side, and the woman among them was enchanting.
He felt a sense of déjà vu.
He wanted to go over and verify it.
Suddenly, he turned around and muttered silently: It is better to do less than to do more.
He lifted his feet - and was about to leave.
"Little Master, wait for me, let's enter the house together!"
Shitou turned his head and said with a smile: Madam Seventh, where are you coming from?
Mrs. Seven replied: I just came back from school.
Shitou asked: Madam Seven, are you still studying?
Mrs. Seven replied: I am not studying. I stopped studying two years ago. I am now teaching in school.
Shitou moved forward and asked: Shitou seemed to have seen just now...?
"That's my colleague. I'm discussing business with him." The seventh lady said:
Shitou responded: You are discussing business. You can go inside to talk. It is raining outside...
"My colleague doesn't like working with officials, so!" Madam Seven interrupted:
Shitou called out: Madam Seven, is your job okay?
The seventh lady replied: Not bad.
She stood at the door and shouted: Li Ma, open the door!
Li Ma then said: Madam Seven, the servants will be here in a moment.
Shitou said in confusion: Madam Seven, why don't you go to class today!
Mrs. Seven said: There is no school today, today is Sunday.
"Ah! The little master is here too." Ma Li wore a bamboo hat and pushed the door open with both hands.
Shitou smiled and said: Hello, Mother Li!
Mother Li asked: Masters, please come in quickly! It's cold standing outside.
Shitou replied: Mother Li exaggerated. It is already March, and the temperature is just right for people.
"But it's raining in the sky, so it's still a bit cool." The seventh lady continued:
Li Ma agreed: Madam Seven is right.
Shitou replied: Yes.
The seventh lady shouted: Let’s go in quickly!
Shitou glanced at the house and slowly walked forward.
The seventh lady followed closely.
Li Ma closed the door and followed closely.
Walking to the door of the living room, everyone put away their rain gear one after another.
Shi Shi opened the door to the living room.
The servants bowed one after another, "Hello, little master!"
Shitou smiled and said: OK, OK.
Officer Wang quickly stood up and said politely: "Master, take a seat!" Master, sit down!
Shitou responded: Officer Wang, you don't have to be polite!
"Brother, brother, go sit over there." Yi'er pulled Shitou's pants and shouted:
Shitou knelt down and called out: "Where does sister Yi'er want me to sit?"
Yi'er pointed to the sofa and said: That's it.
Officer Wang saw Mrs. Qi walking into the living room and shouted: Xiaoqi, come and sit too.
The seventh lady glanced at Officer Wang and walked straight to the table.
Shitou picked up Yi'er and praised: Sister Yi'er is so good!
Officer Wang ordered: Mom, go and prepare Western food.
Shitou said: Wait a minute, Mom! No need to bother Mom, the stone will go away in a moment.
Officer Wang argued: My dear master, why are you so polite? When you arrive at the villain's home, the villain expresses his feelings...
"I can't eat much, it's still troublesome!" Shitou said:
"Go and work for the boss, there is no trouble!" Officer Wang argued:
Shi Shi turned his head and saw his grandfather's portrait hanging in the middle of the living room.
He ran forward and bowed three times to his grandfather's portrait.
He turned around and thanked: Thank you, Officer Wang! thank you all! Thanks!
I didn't want to stay here too much when I came here today. I still have things waiting for me to do at home.
Officer Wang waved his hand towards Yu Ma.
Yu Ma understood what Officer Wang meant and stepped back step by step.
The Fourth Madam asked, "Master, please take a seat!" There is fire here.
Shitou replied: I won't sit down, I won't sit down, I'll just stand.
He put down Yi'er and called out: "Yi'er, come and sit next to your mother. My brother has to do something."
Yi'er turned her head and ran straight towards the Fourth Madam.
Shitou asked: Officer Wang, how many other ladies and ladies are there?
Officer Wang replied: They are all staying in the room.
"Oh! The villain asked someone to call them out and ask them to come out to see the little master!" Officer Wang continued:
"Officer Wang is laughing! Officer Wang is laughing! Shitou has never thought of it this way. Shitou just said it casually." Shitou said:
"Brother-in-law, you're here." Min'er walked downstairs and said:
Shitou then said: Min'er, you didn't go to school!
Min'er walked up to Shitou and said: I won't go to school until tomorrow.
"Master, the western food is here." Yu Ma came over with a plate of bread.
Then, four or five servants walked into the living room carrying dishes.
Officer Wang asked: "Master, please use it!"
Shi Shi reached for a piece of bread and said, "I'll take one piece, and everyone can eat it too!"
Yu Ma and Li Ma put the plates on the table, and the masters each took a piece of bread.
Officer Wang shouted: "Everyone, come and get it."
Servants flocked to the house.
Shitou pulled Officer Wang and whispered: Let's take a step to talk.
Officer Wang replied: Little Master, follow me to the side room to talk.
Shitou nodded and replied: Yes.
Officer Wang took the stone to the side room.
Min'er saw Shi Shi about to leave and quickly caught up with him.
Shi Shi and the others walked into the side room.
Officer Wang closed the door with his backhand, turned on the light with the other hand, and called out: Little Master, what do you like? Take it yourself.
Shi Shi looked around and saw that the room was full of guns and there were some large and small boxes on the ground.
Shitou asked: Officer Wang, can I take all these things?
"certainly". Officer Wang responded:
Shitou asked: But, what I want is a bullet?
Miner asked: Brother-in-law, what do you want it for?
"Miner, you must not be unreasonable in front of my little master." Officer Wang shouted:
Shitou replied: I take it mainly for exercise.
Officer Wang opened the box and said: No matter what the little master does with it! The villain doesn't ask too much, the villain wants to take as many bullets as he wants. You can take as many as you want.
Also, some of these boxes contain explosives and some contain blades. Which one does the little master like? Take whatever you want.
Shi Shi went to the opened box next to him and took a look. It was full of golden bullets.
He said: Since there is still a blade, I will get another knife.
Officer Wang walked to the box next to him, took a dagger, and called: Master, how about this one!
Shitou took the dagger, pulled it out and took a look. The light on the dagger flashed out, and the blade was so sharp that it made people panic.
He praised: Good knife.
He said excitedly: I want this one.
Officer Wang asked: How many bullets does the young master want?
Would you like me to send someone to carry a few boxes to you?
Shitou replied: No, no, no, I will use a small box and just put one box back. If I use it up in the future, I will come back to pick it up.
Officer Wang muttered: This is fine.
He found a small box, filled it with a box full of bullets, and handed it to Shi Shi.
Shitou put the box aside and asked: Can the model of the gun in my hand match the model of the bullet?
Officer Wang then said: "Don't worry, little master, I have checked and found that the gun on the little master exactly matches the size of the bullet."
Shitou called out: Officer Wang is interested.
Officer Wang said: When the little master comes here, the villain can't say nothing. The villain will give you a gun.
"No, no, no, Officer Wang gave me the bullets and the dagger, how can the stone!"
"My little master, you can't say that! Who is my little master! Regardless of whether it's public or private, the villain deserves it!"
Shitou responded: Officer Wang's kindness is appreciated by Shitou.
However, Shitou has a gun in hand, and one more gun...
"Brother-in-law, stop arguing, it's just more guns! My father has so many guns, what does it mean?" Min'er shouted:
Shitou said: I am a commoner.
Officer Wang called out: These days, everyone is the same! With more guns in hand, you will have more power to speak.
"A person like me, who is reasonable and considerate, but also has real skills, is the same with or without a gun. He is a blessing to the people." Officer Wang continued:
Shitou continued: Officer Wang described Shitou as a god-like existence, and Shitou deserved it.
"My little master's words are important! My little master's words are important! My little master is the god in my heart." Officer Wang bowed and said:
Min'er shouted: You all should stop chirping! It's cold standing here! Let's go out to warm up by the fire!
"Miner, you feel cold, you go out first, we will come later." Shitou said:
Min'er commented: Why should we follow? I'll wait for you.
Officer Wang looked at the box and muttered: What kind of gun should I give to the young master?
Shitou said: Officer Wang has so many guns here, feel free to take one...
"How can you be so casual! You must never be careless about the things you give to me." Officer Wang continued:
Shitou replied: Officer Wang, there is no need to be so serious! Every gun you put here is a good gun. I believe you would not put a broken gun here, let alone put it in front of me.
"My lord knows it all! My lord knows it!" Officer Wang bowed.
He reached into his waist and took out a gun, and continued: I will give this gun to my master.
"How can a stone take away someone's love?"
Officer Wang said: This gun is indeed the little man's favorite thing, and he is willing to give it to the little master.
Shitou refused and said: Shitou can't accept it, he can't accept it.
Officer Wang said: There were originally two guns. The villain gave the other one to Brother Fa. They were obtained by the villain from a foreigner...
"This gun means a lot to Officer Wang, but to Shi Shi - it's just an object, and Shi Shi can't stand it even more." Shi Shi walked to the gun rack and picked up a pistol.
Shitou praised: This gun is good.
Officer Wang muttered: This!
Shitou glared at Officer Wang.
Officer Wang came to his senses, bowed and said: "Young Master, do it yourself!" Little Lord, do as you please!
Min'er urged: The gun has been selected, let's go...
Officer Wang rushed to say: It's a pity that the sky is not beautiful today, the villain thought, I want to broaden my horizons and see what my master's shooting skills are like!
Shitou said modestly: Shitou's marksmanship is very poor, very bad.
Officer Wang then said: I am humble! The little master is humble!
"Why are you so modest! Shitou really doesn't know how to shoot. Shitou is worried about how to use a gun! Shitou is just trying to ask Officer Wang for advice..."
"I don't dare to do it! I don't dare to do it! The villain doesn't dare to do it, the little master said - asking for advice, wouldn't it hurt the villain! The master really doesn't know how to use a gun, but the villain can give guidance..."
"How do you use a gun to shoot accurately?" Shitou asked:
Officer Wang said: When a person uses a gun, he must first understand the structure of the gun. Secondly, you must understand the function of the gun. Finally, you must use your gun flexibly.
He took out the gun on his body and said: "The villain will briefly introduce it."
He took apart the gun in his hand, pointed it out to Shi Shi one by one, and introduced: This is the gear, this is the barrel, this is the trigger, this is...
"I understand what you said, and I would like to ask Officer Wang to speak directly to the key points." Shitou asked:
Officer Wang said: The purpose of a gun is nothing more than to hurt people or to defend yourself.
The important thing is to fulfill your heart's wishes.
Shitou replied: Officer Wang said that Shitou doesn't quite understand. Can Officer Wang explain it more clearly?
Officer Wang scratched his head and shouted: Put it like this! As soon as the gun hits a person, the person will be injured. People have different acupuncture points. Different acupuncture points hit by the gun will cause different injuries. One shot can kill someone, one shot can also maim a person, and in mild cases, it can also cause injuries. ——Insufficient Qi and blood, deepening pain.
In addition, guns can also scare people, just like last time the little master scared Master Hao...
"Hahaha······"
"My master is smart, my master is smart, my master is brave and wise, I admire you." Officer Wang bowed and said:
Shitou said: Shitou didn't know how to use a gun before, and he didn't even know how to pull the trigger when shooting! The last time Master Hao fought with me, Master Hao was completely "conquered" by my momentum.
Officer Wang echoed: The hero is unparalleled, the hero is arrogant, the artist is brave, and the momentum of the hero crushes everything.
Shitou responded: Officer Wang does not need to compliment Shitou, Shitou...
"Da" At this time, the room became dark.
Officer Wang yelled: Who is doing what!
"It was me, it was my back - I accidentally touched the switch." Min'er replied:
Min'er hurriedly touched the switch.
Officer Wang shouted: "What are Min'er doing over there!" Weren't you standing here just now?
"I was a little tired from standing, so I took two steps." Min'er continued:
"Da" the light is on.
Shi Shi half-squinted his eyes and blocked the light with his hands.
Officer Wang asked: My dear master, please come and sit in the living room!
Shitou stretched out his hand - to pick up the bullet.
Officer Wang shouted: Little Master, let the villain come, let the villain come.
Shitou picked up the bullet and said: It's getting so late, I have to go home.
Officer Wang opened his sleeves and said: It's rainy today and it's getting dark quickly. It's exactly 17 o'clock now.
"17 o'clock, I have to go back."
Officer Wang then said: No matter what you say! The young master also has to have dinner before leaving.
"I'm not going to eat anymore. I'm going home." Shitou hurriedly walked out the door with the bullet in hand.
Officer Wang chased the stone and called out: "Little Master, you are here, why are you in such a hurry to get home!"
Min'er turned off the light, closed the door, and ran away.
Shitou argued: Sister Erfeng is about to give birth, and I can't stay long.
"The little master said this, and I won't do much to persuade you to stay." Officer Wang responded:
Shitou ran into the living room and shouted: Goodbye, everyone! Bye now!
Yi'er shouted: Brother...
Officer Wang shouted: Master, bring a flashlight.
"No, it won't take long for me to get home."
Min'er asked: Brother-in-law, have you brought an umbrella?
Shitou replied: I brought it, it is at the door.
Min'er said: Brother-in-law, be careful on the road!
Everyone said in unison: Be careful on the main road!
Shitou stepped forward and said with a smile: I'm leaving...
