At noon on the 22nd, snowflakes were flying.
Shi Shi was sitting in a corner of the living room, practicing writing slowly.
Dahu was carrying a firebox and walking back and forth around the rocks.
"Dahu, please stop and sit down for a while. You shook my head so hard." Uncle Tang stepped on the brazier and flipped through the magazine leisurely.
Dahu stopped and said: Stone, that "by the handle", how did you write it?
Shitou replied: Not bad! I copied a few pages.
Dahu leaned over and "took a look" and said, "Be serious." The word "by the handle" you wrote is exactly the same as the word "bi", and all the upper parts have fallen down.
Shitou continued: I am very serious, okay! I write them one by one according to the above.
Dahu turned to the word "bi" with one hand and called out: Stone, does it look like this word?
Shitou stared at the dictionary and said with a smile: Brother, this character is a bit similar to the character I wrote, just like - crab.
Dahu pointed to the dictionary and argued: It is not a crab, it is a word, pronounced "bi".
The stone responded: It walks sideways like a crab. It's not a crab, so what is it?
Uncle Tang stood up and said with a smile: Shitou, you are quite imaginative.
Shitou said excitedly: When I was at home, while others were studying, I would go to the ditch to catch crabs.
Therefore, crabs have a very vivid image in my mind.
Dahu shouted: Shitou, if you think about catching crabs every day, you must not be able to read well.
Shitou muttered: I don't think about catching crabs every day.
"I didn't go to school for other reasons, mainly my family..." Shitou continued:
The "ping pong" wind made the door clang.
Uncle Tang walked straight to the door and muttered: "This damn weather, the colder it gets, the windier it gets."
Dahu said: I was the last one to enter the house in the morning, I remember it clearly! I locked the door, but it opened when I blew it! Could it be that today's wind can really blow people away!
Shitou replied: Dad went out to feed the pigs in the morning. Maybe when Dad came back, he didn't bolt the door properly.
Tang Bo just walked to the door.
He quickly covered his face with his sleeves and sighed: It's such a strong wind.
He pushed the door hard with one hand.
"Brother Tang, wait a minute."
Uncle Tang heard someone calling him.
He turned and hid behind the door.
"Brother Tang, good afternoon!" Officer Wang Fa stepped through the door and said politely:
Uncle Tang stretched out his head and took a look.
There were two people standing in front of him (they were wrapped in military coats and wearing the same military boots) and said: It's you!
"Brother Tang, it's windy and snowy today..." Officer Wang patted the snowflakes on his hands and said:
"Let's go into the back room and chat." Uncle Tang closed the door and led them straight to the living room.
"Hello, little master! Good afternoon, little master!" Officer Wang Fa took off his military coat and bowed:
Shitou raised his head and called out: "Two police officers, what are you doing here at my house?"
Officer Wang took out a bag of gifts and put it on the table, and said: "We came here specially to see the little master."
Shitou replied: I can eat, drink, walk and run, what do I want you to see? You guys go back as quickly as possible while it's still early.
Officer Wang replied: No! Don't! Don't!
The judicial police officer faced Dahu and shouted: Brother, that's him.
Officer Wang glanced at it, bowed and said: Hello, sir! Hello, sir!
The judicial officer knelt on the ground and apologized: Sir, please forgive me! Forgive me, sir! The villain does not know the true identity of the superior. The villain offends the superior. The villain deserves death.
Dahu continued: Why do I want you to die? You can die once at most!
"Sir, have mercy, sir, have mercy." The bailiff kept kowtowing.
Dahu said: Do you want to die or not?
Officer Wang persuaded: Sir, the villain’s stupid brother learned yesterday afternoon that it was you who offended him. He didn’t sleep all night last night. He went to the villain’s house early this morning and dragged the villain to come to your house and follow him. You apologize in person. For the sake of Yudi’s sincerity, you don’t care about the villain’s faults, so please be merciful...
"How can I be merciful! He bullies the weak and fears the strong, is arrogant and domineering, and dominates everywhere..." Dahu responded:
"The villain doesn't dare anymore, the villain doesn't dare anymore." The police officer knelt down and said:
Dahu replied: What are you afraid of? Aren't you going to kill me? If you come over with a gun and kill me, I will pardon you.
The judicial police officer had cold sweat on his forehead and said: Sir, you are joking! Sir, you are joking!
Dahu shouted: The government supports you bunch of losers.
Even!
The judicial police officer then said: It’s a loser, it’s a loser, and the villain is a loser.
"Dahu, what are you shouting about?" Xu Hongping and Erfeng walked out one after another.
The judicial officer climbed up to Xu Hongping and begged: Good luck to my aunt! Hello, great aunt! The villain has offended the superior. The villain deserves it. The villain’s sin is unforgivable. Please help the villain...
"I will not get involved in the matters between you." Xu Hongping replied:
The bailiff slowly crawled towards Erfeng.
Erfeng was so frightened that he took a few steps back.
Stone shouted: Marshal, you!
The judicial police officer lay motionless on the ground and knelt down and said: The villain has been sorry to his wife before. He knows that he is guilty and shameless. I hope that my wife will ignore the past and help the villain. The villain will live forever in this life, life after life, and eternity. Always in my heart.
Xu Hongping pulled Erfeng to sit next to Uncle Tang.
Shitou said: Just say what you say and don't move.
The bailiff trembled: "The villain doesn't move, the villain doesn't move."
"I beg you, Master, please forgive me for being so abrupt..." Officer Wang asked:
"He is not abrupt, he deserves to be punished." Dahu said:
Dahu continued: The government sent you here to manage the peace of one side, but it did not ask you to come over and lead one side and create all kinds of chaos in your defense zone.
Officer Wang Fa said: Yes, yes.
Dahu closed his eyes and shouted: Police officer, get up. After passing this time, you must remember that you are a member of the National Government. You must be restrained in your life and actions...
"Sir, this is a lesson." The bailiff slowly stood up.
However, he knelt for too long.
He lost feeling in his knees.
His legs moved downward involuntarily.
When Officer Wang saw it, he supported the judicial officer with one hand and thanked him: Thank you, sir! Thank you, little master! Thanks!
Shitou handed over two stools and said, "Sit down for a while."
Officer Wang helped the judicial officer sit on the stool, bowed and said: Thank you, Master!
Shitou shouted: Mom, you and Sister Erfeng go in and cook!
"Er Feng, let's go." Xu Hongping shouted:
Erfeng grabbed Xu Hongping and muttered: Mom, wait for me.
Officer Wang said: Sir, it’s time for the villain and Yudi to resign, little master!
Shitou replied: You just sat down!
Dahu said: You are all here, sit down and have a bowl of rice before leaving.
Officer Wang then said: I won’t bother you guys anymore.
Dahu responded: "You guys go away quickly. If I feed the pigs with rice, they will grow a piece of meat. If I feed it to you, it will be in vain."
Shitou called out: Since my eldest brother has spoken, you just need to stay.
Officer Wang replied: This!
Dahu shouted: "I don't like forcing others to make things difficult for me. I don't like to make people look upset."
"Thank you, sir!" Officer Wang and the judicial officer bowed together.
Shitou said: "Two police officers, you gather around the brazier to warm yourself up."
Officer Wang thanked him: Thank you, Master!
Dahu said disdainfully: You are "thankful" for being diligent.
Officer Wang said: "Everything must be obeyed by the commander."
Dahu called out: You will only say things like "I'm sorry! Thank you!" Before you do something, can you think more about others? Don't let people poke your spine and scold you...
"If the little people are taught a lesson, the little people will definitely learn from their mistakes and change their past mistakes." Officer Wang Fa interrupted:
Shitou picked up a dictionary and read it carefully.
Dahu took the dictionary and shouted: Open your eyes and see how many words you know in this dictionary.
Officer Wang took the dictionary, "flicked through it" and replied: I know half of the words on it.
The judicial police officer whispered: I am ashamed. I have never studied. I don’t understand any of the characters in the book.
Dahu glanced at the judicial officer and said: My brother-in-law has never studied either. He...
"How can the little people compare with the little master? Who is the little master! The little master is a god!" Officer Wang replied:
Dahu shouted: Bullshit! My brother-in-law is a human being, we are all human beings, we are no different!
Officer Wang agreed: Sir, you are right.
The judicial police officer continued: "Sir, what you said is so good. It was like an enlightenment" and the villain suddenly became enlightened.
Dahu shouted: What are you robbing? What kind of text are you dragging me with? What is "enlightenment"? What is "a sudden enlightenment"?
Tell me!
The bailiff was so frightened that he buried his head and remained silent.
Police officer Wang said: What the officer said is unforgettable, and what he said makes people suddenly realize.
Dahu responded: I don't ask you to be enlightened. You should perform your duties honestly. Don't think that "the mountains are high and the emperor is far away". No one here can control you. You can do whatever you want...
"Sir is the sky, and my little master is the earth. There is heaven and earth. Our brothers are so admired." Officer Wang said:
Dahu sneered: There are two drops of ink.
The stone came to the big tiger's ear and asked: What does it mean to "throw one's body to the ground"?
Dahu explained: "Five-body admiration" means "admiration to the extreme".
"You should learn from my brother-in-law. He will ask questions when he doesn't understand. What about you! I guess: you will curse and accuse others of their faults." Dahu continued:
Officer Wang responded: The officer "knows things like a god" and the officer's eyes are "fiery eyes and golden eyes."
The judicial police officer praised: Sir, you are really amazing. Just stick your butts out and see what shit you guys are doing!
Dahu replied: In addition to shit and urine, you also know "farts".
The bailiff muttered: "Farts" also stink.
Dahu shouted: Speak louder.
The bailiff called out: "Farts" are also smelly things.
Uncle Tang let out a "squirt" and laughed.
Dahu said: You two bitches made me dizzy.
"It's time to eat! It's time to eat!" Xu Hongping came out holding two bowls of food.
The stone placed dishes and chopsticks, reminding me: Mom, be careful about this stool in front of the table.
The bailiff rushed forward and said, "My lord, please sit down!" The villain comes to set the dishes and chopsticks.
Shitou called: Sit down.
The bailiff bent down and responded: "You can do what you want, you can do what you want."
Officer Wang moved the stool in front of the table and said, "Sister-in-law Tang, go this way."
Xu Hongping put down the food bowl and turned towards the kitchen.
Dahu saluted: Dad, sit down and eat.
Uncle Tang replied: Yes.
"Dahu, sit down too." Tang Bo gathered around the table and shouted:
Dahu replied: OK.
"You all sit over here, too." Dahu shouted to Officer Wang Fa:
Officer Wang Fa bowed and gathered around the table together.
"I'll help everyone with the food." Xu Hongping walked over with the rice in hand.
Officer Wang Fa responded: No, no, the little people serve their own meals.
Shitou said: Sit down and don't talk too much.
Officer Wang Fa shut his mouth and looked at the table in unison.
Erfeng placed two bowls of food on the table and immediately went to help everyone with the food.
Uncle Tang picked up the bowl and ate in big mouthfuls.
"Mom, you and Sister Erfeng also sit over and eat." Shitou called:
Erfeng sat next to Shitou and said: Shitou, how do you taste that bowl of fish?
Shi Shi took a bit of fish meat, chewed it, and praised: Not bad, very good.
Erfeng said: This is my first time cooking this dish!
The bailiff put down the bowls and chopsticks, his mouth trembling slightly.
Seeing this situation, Dahu asked: Marshal, the food on the table is not to your liking?
The bailiff shook his head and replied: No, no, no.
Officer Wang reported: Sir! Yudi is not picking food, Yudi is addicted to alcohol.
The judicial police officer was trembling and said: "You are so disrespectful!" Discourteous villain!
Uncle Tang glanced at Xu Hongping, ran into the room and brought out a bottle of foreign wine.
When the bailiff saw the wine coming, he said excitedly: Fill it up.
Officer Wang poured the wine and said politely: Master, Master and Madam, sir, brother, sister-in-law, do you want some drinks?
Xu Hongping replied: You drink it!
Officer Wang glanced at Shitou and the others, and replied: Master, sir, you guys!
Dahu wiped the corners of his mouth and called out: You drink.
The bailiff picked up the bowl and drank it in one gulp.
He took the wine bottle and poured wine into the bowl.
Xu Hongping said: "You are still drinking, so don't get drunk in my house."
The bailiff replied: Don't worry, aunt, I won't be drunk.
Xu Hongping continued: That's not certain.
Officer Wang raised the bowl and said with a smile: Sister-in-law, let’s finish the wine in the bowl and leave.
Officer Wang Fa touched each other and drank "gu dong gu dong".
One minute, two minutes...
Officer Wang Fa put down the bowl, bowed and said: Sir, little master, the little people are leaving.
"Officer Wang!" Dahu shouted:
"Dahu, hurry up and eat." Xu Hongping shouted:
Shitou poked his head and said softly: They are not welcome in our home.
Police officer Wang Fa wore a military coat and hurriedly walked out...
