From time to time, Xu Hongping's family came to the market.
Uncle Tang looked at the pedestrians in the street and said: There are not many people in the market, let's find a good place to set up a stall.
"Any location is good! We set up the stall - it depends on the feng shui!" Xu Hongping interrupted:
"Ping'er's words are wrong. For example, the wind here is very strong, so it is not suitable to set up a stall here in this season!" Tang Bo responded:
Xu Hongping then said: If it doesn't work here, let's go to the opposite side.
Uncle Tang replied: There is a mountain col on the opposite side, so the wind is not that strong!
Xu Hongping turned her head and called: Stone!
"Mom, he and his eldest brother passed by." Erfeng pointed forward and said:
Xu Hongping muttered: Young people's reaction speed is really fast.
Uncle Tang shouted: You two need to move the stall a little further.
Dahu took out the factory shed and replied: Is this enough?
Uncle Tang responded: OK!
"I'm selling insoles! Hand-sewn insoles, thick and warm, two pairs for one penny." Xu Hongping yelled:
Dahu pulled the factory shed and said disdainfully: Mom, it’s so cold today and there are not many people on the street. What’s the use of calling me! It annoys me.
Xu Hongping stopped shouting and replied: How can one set up a stall without shouting!
"How long have you been here before you become impatient? Fortunately, it didn't snow or get too cold today!" Xu Hongping continued:
Dahu rubbed his hands and replied: It's not cold yet!
Uncle Tang said: Hu'er, you haven't been at home for many years...
"Brother, if you feel cold, just move a few times." Shitou said:
"You should learn from Shitou. Setting up a stall requires patience and perseverance." Xu Hongping said:
"Boss, give me 2 pairs of insoles!"
Shitou took two pairs of insoles and handed them to the guest officer, saying: Sister-in-law, here they are.
The guest officer took the insole and gave Shi Shi a penny.
Shitou said politely: Sister-in-law, walk slowly!
He handed over the money in his hand and shouted: Mom, take it.
Xu Hongping took the money and called out: Hutou, your mother has been doing this kind of work for more than ten years. Don’t look down on your mother’s job...
Dahu responded: Mom, I didn’t look down on you...
Xu Hongping said: "How dare you say "no"!
Dahu lowered his head and said nothing.
Shitou whispered: Mom, my eldest brother has been studying outside these years, and he is not used to setting up a stall.
Plus, the weather is bad now...
"It's true that the weather is bad, and so are the people..." Xu Hongping continued:
"Mom, brother is so good..." Shitou argued:
"How can he be so good? He is not as good as you..." Xu Hongping replied:
"Boss, give me 4 pairs of insoles!"
Shitou said: Aunt, please wait a moment.
"Boss, I want two pairs of insoles."
"Boss, I'll buy 2 pairs of insoles."
"Sister-in-law, are you wearing it?"
"I wore it."
"I'll give you two pairs of shorter ones."
"Boss, bring me 4 pairs of insoles."
Shitou handed the insole and said politely: Old man, take it.
The old man put away the insoles and handed Shi Shi two pennies.
Shitou faced Xu Hongping and called out: Old man, please give it to my mother!
The old man handed the money to Xu Hongping and said: Young man, you won’t take the money no matter what!
Shitou continued, "It's not that I won't take it. If I take it, I have to give it to my mother."
Xu Hongping smiled and said: My son-in-law is a real person.
"Your son-in-law is so interesting." The old man took a step forward and praised:
Shitou said: Old man, go ahead.
"Mom, where did brother go?" Shitou glanced at it and asked:
Xu Hongping responded: Who knows where he went! I just said a few words to him, and he might have slipped away to go shopping.
"Boss, bring me two pairs of insoles."
Shitou handed the guest officer two pairs of insoles and said: Brother, take them.
The customer put a penny on the stall.
Xu Hongping picked up the money and whispered: Welcome again.
Shitou called out: Mom, there are more and more people on the street. My eldest brother has not been at home these years. If he goes astray, I want to go and find him.
Xu Hongping thought for a while and replied: Go ahead!
Shi Shi turned around and strode forward.
He walked down the street, looking back and forth.
He searched for a long time, but still couldn't find any trace of Dahu.
He walked to a stall and took a deep breath, Huh! !
He lowered his head and was about to leave.
He saw a group of policemen walking past a street stall opposite.
He retracted his feet and hid to the side of the stall.
"Boss, how do you sell these things!" the bailiff shouted:
The boss responded: Fa, Faye, these things are sold for a penny each.
The bailiff took a toy and praised it: This toy is very good.
The boss then said: Master, if you like it, take it.
The bailiff smiled and said: Today I met a wise man.
The boss said: Who is Master Fa! "No one knows! No one knows!" in Fengxian Town!
The bailiff moved his steps and praised: Interesting.
The boss shouted: Master, you!
The bailiff turned around, stared at the boss, and called: Is there anything else?
The boss trembled: No, it's okay.
The bailiff stepped up his feet and said, "It's okay. What do you want me to do?"
"Unlucky, I met a living King of Hell today." The boss whispered:
"Hurry up and clear the way." The bailiff gestured and shouted:
Suddenly, someone grabbed the bailiff's shoulder.
The bailiff turned his head and called out: "Let me go."
The man said: You haven’t paid the bill yet!
The bailiff shouted: Who are you? You dare touch me.
The man reiterated: You haven't paid the bill yet!
The bailiff replied: Whether I pay the bill or not is none of your business!
The boss replied: Mr. Fa paid, Mr. Fa paid.
The man said: Boss, don't be afraid. If he doesn't pay you, he will never leave here today.
The boss frowned and said: Young man, it is better to do less than to do more.
Shitou was very curious after hearing this.
He stood on tiptoe to see who this person was!
However, several of the bailiff's followers blocked Shitou's view.
Shitou had no choice but to sneak aside and muttered silently: It turned out to be him (Dahu).
I said: Why does this voice sound so familiar?
The bailiff shouted: Damn it, you "boy" has a long tongue and you dare to comment on me.
Dahu said: Pay the bill quickly.
"You kid won't cry until you see the coffin." The bailiff kicked Dahu.
Shitou opened his mouth and was about to speak (stop).
He thought in his mind: Brother is so powerful!
Why not!
Dahu grabbed the bailiff's foot and pushed hard.
"Pa!" The police officer threw a dog and ate its shit.
Suddenly, the stall was crowded with people.
The bailiff got up and shouted: Go over and kill him.
The bailiff's followers pulled out electric batons and beat the big tiger together.
The big tiger drove away his horse and knocked them to the ground with "three strikes, five divisions and two".
Everyone's drums were beating loudly.
Dahu raised his hands and said thank you: Thank you! Thanks!
Immediately, Dahu had a gun on his head.
Immediately, everyone fell silent.
The judicial police officer shouted: Your "boy" kung fu is so impressive, no wonder you dare to argue with me.
However, you "boy" have a bad fate. If you bump into me, you are nothing! You are destined to be the companion of Lord Yama.
Dahu continued: That’s not necessarily the case.
In an instant, Dahu grabbed the bailiff's wrist and held the gun against the bailiff.
The judicial police officer turned blue with fright and trembled: "Hero, you have something to say, something to say."
The followers knelt on the ground and begged: Hero, spare your life! Hero, spare your life!
The applause from the scene rang out again.
Dahu said: This kind of villain needs to be dealt with.
The stone came out and shouted: Brother.
Dahu glanced at his side and replied: Yes.
The judicial officer raised his head and asked: My lord! Please help me! Save the villain!
Shitou replied: How can I save you! Who told you to bully others? It's your own fault.
The bailiff replied: Yes! right! right! The villain brings it upon himself, the villain takes advantage of his power to bully others, the villain is blind to others, the villain has eyes that cannot see the mountains, and offended this grandpa. For the sake of the villain and the little master getting to know each other, please intercede for me, little one. In the future, I will definitely ride the horse in front and behind the horse to repay my little master for today's kindness.
Shitou hesitated and said: Brother, look!
Dahu pushed the police officer away and said: I will let you go today. If you dare to do anything wrong in the future, I guarantee that you will not have the good luck today.
The bailiff bowed and thanked: Thank you, grandpa! Thank you, little master! Thanks!
He took out a piece of silver, threw it to the boss, and hurried away.
Dahu shouted to his followers: What are you still doing here!
The followers ran after Dahu in a panic.
"Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir, for helping me vent my anger. These policemen are all "wolves in sheep's clothing." I have suffered a lot from them." The boss came over and thanked:
Shitou continued: These policemen are bedbugs, and they will rot in the toilet sooner or later.
The boss said: The National Government raises all animals, with fat heads and big ears...
"Boss, you talk too much. I am also a member of the National Government. Am I also a beast?" Dahu interrupted:
The boss sneered: No, no.
Shitou called out: My eldest brother is a soldier...
"You guys chat, you guys chat, I'm going to close the stall." The boss said, walking forward:
Shitou responded: Uncle, you are busy! you busy!
He saw that there were few people around him and asked: Brother, what if I didn't get out just now? Would you really kill that bailiff?
Dahu replied: If you hadn't appeared just now, I wouldn't have killed him. My purpose was to scare him. Now the country needs people!
Shitou shouted: Brother, let's go back! We have been out for a while, my parents!
Dahu replied: I won’t go back. It’s cold to stand there, so I’ll just walk around.
Shitou argued: There are more people on the street, so it won't be too cold to sit in front of the stall.
Dahu moved his body and said, "There are so many people and it's so lively. I'll go over and join in the fun."
Shitou continued: I also like the excitement.
But, our stall!
Dahu responded: Aren’t my parents watching over there!
Shitou was silent for a moment and shouted: Brother, you haven't been back for several years. The streets have changed a lot. If you get lost...
"Shitou, are you laughing at me? This is my hometown." Dahu said:
Shitou said: How dare I laugh at you!
It's just that, you haven't been at home these years, and your hometown is changing!
Dahu then said: Change what! Compared with the big towns outside, it is simply "insignificant".
Shitou was puzzled and said: There is a big house inside the small house.
Dahu covered his stomach and said with a smile: Shitou, you are so funny! The "little witch makes a big witch" here means that the changes in small towns are nothing compared to the changes in big towns!
Shitou said awkwardly: Big brother is laughing, "Deaf people can speak well with songs." It's probably...
"What's so funny about this! Don't blame those who don't know. You didn't go outside..."
"Brother, what you said is very accurate. A stone is like a frog in a well. What a stone sees is a sky as big as a palm..."
"What you say is getting more and more outrageous..."
"Brother, take your time and stroll around."
"Wait a minute." Dahu shouted:
Shitou stopped and said: Brother, I'm waiting for you at the stall.
Dahu Lun said: The weather is so cold, let's go over and have something to eat, and help Mom and the others bring some over.
Shitou muttered: Good is good.
Can! !
Dahu shouted: What are you doing!
Shitou touched his pocket and whispered: I have no money in my pocket.
Dahu said: "That's true of you. If I ask you to come over to eat, I will also ask you to pay the bill!"
Shitou hesitated and said: I, eat, eat...
"Let's go." Dahu pulled the stone and moved it step by step.
"Two guests, what do you want to eat?" The waiter stood at the door of the store and shouted:
Dahu stepped forward and asked: What do you have in your store?
The waiter responded: "Our store mainly serves pasta. We have steamed buns, steamed buns, vermicelli, and dumplings!"
Dahu said: Just two bowls of dumplings.
The waiter replied: The dumplings are divided into: meat filling, meat floss filling, leek filling, and...
"Shitou, what kind of stuffing do you like to eat?" Dahu shouted:
Shitou then said: Whatever!
Dahu shouted: Two bowls of meat-filled dumplings.
"Okay!" The waiter walked to the back room and shouted:
Shitou stretched out his hand and called: Brother, let's go over there and sit over there.
Dahu replied: You go ahead.
"Two gentlemen, here are your dumplings." After a while, the waiter came over with two bowls of meat dumplings.
Dahu pushed a bowl of dumplings in front of the stone.
Shitou stared at the dumplings in the bowl and said: Brother, why do the dumplings look like this!
Dahu responded: Have you never eaten dumplings?
Shitou replied: Don't talk about eating! It's the first time I've seen it.
Dahu called out: Northerners like to eat dumplings, which are made of flour and shaped into this shape.
Shi Shi picked up a dumpling and put it in his mouth, "chewed it" and praised: "It's delicious."
Immediately afterwards, he devoured the food.
In an instant, all the soup in his bowl disappeared.
Dahu glanced at Shitou and said: Shitou, why are you eating so fast? It would be bad if you let it choke.
Shi Shi stuck out his tongue and "rolled it" and replied: I always eat very quickly.
Besides, I have never eaten dumplings before.
Dahu shouted: Boss, let’s have another bowl of meat-filled dumplings.
Shi Shi wiped his mouth and said softly: Brother, I made you spend money.
Dahu waved his hand and replied: I will be happy if you are happy with the meal.
"Sir, please put your arms farther away." The waiter put the dumplings on the table and said:
Shi Shi pulled the bowl and ate it with big mouthfuls.
Dahu ordered: Boss, prepare three more dumplings stuffed with chives for me. Please pack them for me.
The waiter replied: No trouble, no trouble...
